Peni Parker Headcanons
There are multiple snacks in her robot, in different compartments; she insists they are for her but in reality, she keeps so much variety for her friends.
Her sleep schedule is basically nonexistent; she would hyperfocus on a project for whatever hours her energy drink can keep her awake and then pass out for days. She spends so much time indoors on labs she normally has no concept of time.
Noir was the first spider she found when she crashed on Earth 1610 in ITSV; they helped each other navigate Miles' New York since both of their universes are different time periods and they were confused as heck. They ended up becoming close for that reason.
Noir sees Peni as an adoptive daughter and Peni sees him as a father figure, but neither of them had admitted that to each other. Noir doesn't want to come across as crass by suggesting being her father when she lost her biological one. Peni doesn't want to make things uncomfortable by forcing that role on him.
Uses she/they pronouns.
She is also bi, this was her awakening
Super embarrassed about it though, so she is planning to keep that to herself to her grave.
She needs to be in her suit at all times in the Spider Society. Mostly because of the different halls that need the spider to be upside down or at an awkward angles. However the first few days she refused to show her face because she continued to be flustered.
"Why all the spiders around my age are attractive!? Here I am being an awkward plain twig around runaway models."
"Oh don't say that, you are cute sugarplum."
"Noir you are making me sound like a little kid."
"Come to think wasn't that guy Gwen brought with her an ex-runaway model-"
"SEE!?"
"Thanks for that B."
(Since they have the same name, Noir calls Peter B well, B.)
Peni went to see Noir first after she got her watch, then shortly after went to see Ham with Noir. Noir and Ham aren't part of the organization (Noir said he didn't the like way Miguel was running things once he heard about it, and Ham didn't vibe with the idea either.) She visits them regularly though.
She likes to give Noir cute colourful key chains when she visits; Noir actually has them on a cork board on display.
Current events in Peni's timeline had made her try to lean more on the Spidey side of things, dropping less and less frequently on her own universe. Noir has tried to mitigate this, but Peni interprets it as him not wanting to be around her. Noir also doesn't have the details of what happened to Peni either.
She actually has her own room in Noir's universe. Is technically the guest room, but Noir has actually worked his best to make it homey for her and would rather give up his own bed that let people get in "her" room without her permission. Peni is unaware of that last bit.
She has a MASSIVE crush on Margo, it all started with her going to the help with the go-home machine and feeling the most comfortable with Margo since their time periods are similar enough.
Peni actually is very insecure about herself and her position as a spider person. Even if she was accepted into the Society, she feels kind of left out because everyone else can stick to walls, super healing, as well as other array of powers; while she only has her psychic link to the spider and a robot.
That's another reason why Margo and her connected so well; she understands not feeling special enough considering her Spidey persona is an avatar, while she is a regular human too.
She is fairly close to Gwen too, while neither of them likes to be too vulnerable, they both understand what losing people and having complicated feelings about your home dimension. They may or may not talk about their crushes, hard to say because both of them deny it.
Edit:
Indeed Gwen later would also insist a big part of the reason she did it was because of Peni.
That's it for all, I didn't think I had that many but that's how it always starts.
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Liar - Spiderman Noir (f!reader)
notes - Here is the Noir fic I promised from the poll I did! Sorry it took so long, but I hope the wait was worth it because I think this is a pretty good one!! I hope you all enjoy and stay super hydrated! <3
word count - 1,272
tag list - @cerezzzita <3
summary - You live a double life, one where you act like you work at a jewelry store and go home to your boyfriend Peter, and one where you are a criminal, trying to run from the infamous, Spiderman. It's hard to live like this, but a hell of a lot of fun.
You hung up your long furry coat and sighed, shaking the rain out of your hair. "Peter, darling?" you called.
You pulled out a cigarette and lit it, taking a long drag from it. You noticed that Peter left dinner for you in the fridge. You smiled at the sight and pulled it out on the counter.
"Peter?" you peeked your head into your shared bedroom and saw him fast asleep. You quietly walked over and placed a small kiss onto his forehead.
You were tired, to say the least. Peter didn't know a lot about your job, but you didn't know a lot about his, so what did it matter? He said he worked on and off with the police, so the last thing you wanted to tell him was that you stole things, worked for a mafia-like gang, and tried to kill Spiderman on more than one occasion.
He was your everything, simply, and you didn't want to ruin that for either of you. So, you lived with him in peace and tranquility, telling him that you worked at a jewelry store in Manhattan, nothing more.
You quickly ate your dinner and crawled in bed with peter, wrapping your arms around him as he slept. He smiled slightly, which made you smile as well.
"I love you, Peter." you whispered.
"I love you too." he muttered back.
Honestly, you would do anything for this man.
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The next day, right before dinner, you found yourself hanging upside down, falling for one of Spiderman's traps.
You blew a piece of your hair out of your face and looked at the man in front of you, completely unamused.
"What do you want?" you asked him. "A kiss? Because I'll have you know, I have a handsome man waiting for me at home."
"Very funny," Spiderman scoffed. "Those earrings are nice. Where'd you get them?"
"The jewelry store." you smirked.
"Nice try, liar."
"I'm not lying. I did get them at the jewelry store."
"More like stole them."
You giggled. "I still got them from the jewelry store, didn't I? Stole them or not, I was still telling the truth."
Spiderman pinched the bridge of his nose and you just laughed at him.
"Hand them over." He held out his hand.
"I'm a little tied up."
He groaned and took them off himself along with your necklace and fur coat.
"Not the fur coat." you pouted.
"Anything else?" he asked.
"Nope, not a thing."
He let you down from the trap, making you fall flat on your head. You complained as you sat up.
"I'll ask you one more time," he said. "Anything else?"
"Nope. Not a thing."
"Those heels?" he pointed down at your pair of sparkling heels.
You shook your head. "Actually bought these ones myself."
"I don't believe you."
"I'm telling the truth!" you clearly lied, an evil smile painting your lips.
"Fine, take them. But either way, you won't get to look this nice in priso-"
You threw down a smoke bomb and took off, leaving the heels behind.
"What a pain in my ass." you muttered.
Peter was probably waiting for you at home having already made a nice dinner for the two of you, and you would be late again, shoeless and smelling of smoke.
Your car was on the complete other side of the city, you figured, and Spiderman was probably waiting by it to get you anyway, so at this point, you were screwed.
Luckily, you didn't have to travel far to get home, but by the time you did, your feet were stained black from the New York ground and your hair was definitely a mess.
You tried making yourself look as presentable as possible and opened the door.
"Peter?" you called.
"y/n?" You looked up to find Peter at the dining room table with a nice dinner laid in front of him. God, you were an awful girlfriend.
"Sorry I'm late... and look like this. My car got jacked and I had to walk home. And I wasn't going to do that in heels."
Peter just chuckled at you and walked up, cupping your face with his hand. "Oh, darling, you look fine. I'm sorry to hear that." He pressed his lips to yours quickly and you smiled.
"I just feel bad that I'm always late." you admitted.
"You're a busy woman. I can't blame you." he said. "Now sit! Let's have dinner."
You sat down at the table and told Peter lies about your day while he told you about his.
You felt bad lying to him, but he was the most normal thing you had in your chaotic life, so why not enjoy it?
Suddenly - in the middle of dinner - Peter perked up, looking in a rush.
"Is everything all right, Peter?" you asked.
"Y-Yes, doll, everything's fine. I actually just remembered I had something I need to deal with at work. I feel bad for leaving but... I'll be right back."
Peter left the house, leaving you alone in the dark kitchen, only lit by a candle on the table. You scoffed and blew out the candle, walking over to the door to slip on some shoes. You needed to go on a walk and blow some steam.
And just your luck, as you weren't even a couple hundred feet from your house, you saw Spiderman.
"What do you want?" you pushed past him.
"What are you up to? Crime?"
You laughed. "I have a life outside of that, you know."
"Oh, I know." he chuckled. "But it's more fun to chase after you and believe that you don't have an ounce of good in that body of yours."
You turned around, shocked. "Are you flirting with me, Spiderman?"
"Maybe. Would you like me to?"
You hadn't even noticed that the two of you ended up in an alleyway, your faces inches apart.
"I have a boyfriend." you said, putting your hands on his chest.
"I know."
"Then stop." you whispered.
"I'm sure you're boyfriend won't mind." He slowly began to move his mask up, showing his lips first and you sucked in a breath.
"I'm sure he will." you said quietly.
You nearly passed out when Spiderman took off his entire mask though and two thoughts were going through your mind: God, he's hot and I'm going to slap the shit out of Peter.
You wrapped your arms around Peter and smiled. "So, how long has this been going on?" you asked him.
"Well," he gave you a quick kiss. "When we first became enemies, I wanted to start dating you as Peter to get more info, but I fell in love along the way."
"Oh, how awful."
"I guess we were both lying to each other, then."
"I don't mind though." you admitted quietly, pulling him in for a kiss. It wasn't really lying anymore since the two of you knew and to know that your enemy this whole time was your lover made something course through your veins that you liked.
"So what was it you had to deal with?" you asked, playing with Peter's hair.
"Something blew up downtown."
"Fun."
"Maybe for you." he laughed.
"True. I do like when things blow up."
Peter smiled at you and tucked a piece of your hair behind your ear. "You're beautiful, you know that?"
"Shut up."
Peter held your waist and moved his mask down to only where his lips were showing. He gave you a long kiss and then vanished when you opened your eyes.
Somehow, your relationship had gotten more daring. And you kinda liked it.
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