#not in an onion article

[neil-gaiman]

“Tori has become so trans that she can enter every single bathroom in the continental United States simultaneously, and there’s absolutely nothing anyone can do to stop her,” said Cincinnati city officials in a statement echoed by officials in thousands of other towns and cities across the nation, where every single stall in both public and private bathrooms is being currently occupied under the formidable capacities of the single trans individual.

#it is an Onion link #read the article

[98chao]

i cant even draw actual art anymore

#original is from a the onion article #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #lmk mk #qi xiaotian #lmk tang #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #lmk pigsy #hostess #lmk bai he #(i guess) #lmk mei #long xiaojiao #monkey king #sun wukong #lmk sandy #lmk red son #hong hai'er #first time i drew red son actually #shitpost #my art #ms paint #1k #2k #3k

[lunapegasus]

#its dadow hour again #and yes I'm implying ian jr is immortal #also sage if you're reading this this is the meme you predicted I was making #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #dadow #sonic 06 #sth #sonic #my art <3 #also you guys should read this onion article. its hilarious there were a lot more and they slowly got crazier and crazier lmao #when you voluntarily decide to raise your childhood friend because you care about him but you're not even his favorite

[quodo-gaysex]

#star trek #ds9 #st ds9 #star trek ds9 #garak x bashir #garak #elim garak #bashir #julian bashir #dr bashir #deep space nine #star trek deep space 9 #deep space 9 #onion article #garashir

[browniesnivy]

Morioh reacts to Josuke coming out.

Bonus:

#Just finished rewatching Jojo Part 4 :) I’ll try to be normal. #It’s just one of my favorite pieces of media ever!! Eats up every other part no questions asked LOL #Been cracking up over this Onion article since forever so I couldn’t stop thinking about making this #Under the read more: But who will continue the Joestar bloodline now!? #jojo’s bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable #jojo part 4 #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura #koichi hirose #jotaro kujo #kishibe rohan #kira yoshikage #shigekiyo yangu #mikitaka hazekura #tonio trussardi #yuya fungami #terunosuke miyamoto #joseph joestar #yukako yamagishi

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Onion had an article about someone with extreme temperature sensitivity and called them "The First Ectothermic Human" and Fox used it to claim that lizard people are real.

#dream #the onion #article #fox #antisemitism tw

[koilarist]

And I ain't afraid to use it.

I made One Joke about Whiskey, decided to sketch it, blacked out, and when I came to again I had This to show for it. Okay then.

#fallout #fallout fanart #Fallout OC #ghoul #ghoul oc #OC: Whiskey #Art With Extra Fries #this is an onion article quote btw in case you were wondering

[easyaesthetics]

#persona #persona 5 #p5 #Akira Kurusu #Ren Amamiya #haru okumura #Akechi goro #Ann takamaki #futaba sakura #tae takemi #maruki takuto #zenkichi hasegawa #morgana #yaldabaoth #persona 5 royal #p5r #phantom thieves #incorrect quotes #original article is from The Onion!! #I’m mostly making this for my own amusement lol #mine #persona 5 spoilers

[livingjoke]

insp

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #the gang #the onion #article #meme #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #dee reynolds #frank reynolds #mac mcdonald

[jianghushenanigans]

cinnamon rolls, lotus tower edition

(here's to Fang Duobing's canonically high kill count)

#not to be taken seriously #in honour of the decade of the cinnamon roll onion article #i made this in approximately 30 seconds and did not think about it for any longer than that #mysterious lotus casebook #li lianhua #di feisheng #fang duobing #huli jing

[tigerbears]

#deltarune #deltarune meme #meme #memes #the onion #susie #susie deltarune #kris #kris dreemurr #I saw the original satirical article on r/traa2 and I had to edit it #trans #transgender #trans memes #nonbinary #non-binary #enby #i'm just humming vs. susie while thinking of this meme lol #posts from tigerbear's tumblr #if you remember the date being 2018 and not 202X that's bc I edited the meme to imporve it lol

[johndoe-lesbo]

🤨🏳️‍🌈

#Daniel has been planting the seeds it seems #he’s been doing some serious research y’all #he’s for the gays now #and we welcome him wholeheartedly #benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #James bond #casino royale #quantum of solace #Skyfall #spectre #no time to die #007 #daniel craig #rian johnson #cinematography #movies #gay #news article #lgbt #pic #me post #🖤🖤🖤

[edwardnorton4ever]

The Onion’s news articles: Fight Club edition (part two)

#edward norton #tyler durden #fight club #onion article #tyler x narrator #brad pitt

[blessyouhawkeye]

#i have an addiction and it's called putting the onion articles over mash characters #m*a*s*h #bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #can't be fucked to tag the rest of them #hunnihawk #beejhawk

[insignificant457]

Light Bringer summarized using only Reductress headlines

Darrow:

Cassius:

Sevro:

Virginia:

Victra:

Lysander:

Lyria, ditching the figment:

Volga, among the Volk:

Everyone in chapter 48:

Darrow, trying to reach a peace with the Lysander and the rim:

#red rising #light bringer #light bringer spoilers #darrow of lykos #cassius au bellona #sevro au barca #virginia au augustus #victra au julii #lysander au lune #lyria of lagalos #Volga fjorgan #I did this with onion articles when dark age came out it seemed only fitting to do it for lb

[enbeees]

#look this onion article title was so trevor #trikey #trevor philips #michael de santa #gta v #gta 5 #grand theft auto 5