Mafia Soukoku headcanon: Chuuya was forced to learn to play the piano by Kouyou so he has better 'mind coordination'. So in their apartment, there's a piano in the living room. Dazai, being Dazai, would hide stuff inside the piano until it finally broke one day.
Chuuya, practicing:
Dazai, being a perfect pitch: Why did the song start with D instead of E?
Chuuya: I guess the piano got old. *continues playing*
A loud twang from inside the piano: Bwangggg
Chuuya: What the...? *Checks the inside of the piano*
Chuuya, abnormally quiet: Dazai.
Dazai, all innocent-like: Yes?
Chuuya: There are 12 cans of tinned crabs, a moulding sandwich, a pouch of diamonds, 40 bottles of painkillers and A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PETRUS-
The Petrus apparently broke the strings for being too heavy. Chuuya and Dazai decided to keep the broken piano and not discard it.
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#14
I still remember how painful that night was. How tired my eyes and heart were. I still remember how I almost ran out of breath while I was crying and how I was trying to stop the noise I could make. I will never forget how difficult it was for me.
I will never forget that pain.
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*'Michael' beating the absolute-living-shit out of a Lietner User*
Gerry: *completely ignoring the fight while trying to burn the Lietner User's book*
Random Archive employee: *glaring*
Gerry:... What?
RAE: You're not even going to try and stop him?
Gerry, turning to look at Michael: ...
Gerry: *Whispering in the most monotone voice ever* oh no, Michael, please stop, violence is never the answear etc, etc...
'Michael', not even listening: *door violence intensifies*
RAE: ...
Gerry: Welp. I tried.
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Regulus, peacefully reading with Remus in the Gryffindor common room: We actually got a break from them *talking about James and Sirius*
Remus, looks up from his book: Yeah we did
James and Sirius, start blowing up fireworks even though it isn't New years Eve anymore:
Regulus, now angry and annoyed: Can you two shut the fuck up!
Rems, now not peaceful: It's fucking the 12 of January so stop with the damn fireworks!
Sirius, a little scared of Remus but keeps annoying him: Sorry-
James, knowing what to do but also is a bit scared of Reg bur still annoys him too: Not sorry
James and Sirius, grin widely and run off:
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my favorite thing about the new percy jackson show is that they just spiderversed their way to a pjo dimension and stole the whole cast and passed them off as real human actors!!
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