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pippuns · 1 year

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pre-transmigration cumplanes because they are the most divorced guys who never met

#svsss #scum villains self saving system #cumplane #cucumberplane #shen yuan #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #pippart #these guys are so funny. i love sy's one sided parasocial hate relationship with sqh #i think sqh should start writing after transmigration again #and that sy should independently find his shitty writing and scathingly critique it anonymously #i need them to complain to each other about each other without realizing it's the other they're talking about #i think that's what sqq should be doing during the three years binghe got eebie deebied #when sqq dies and sqh stops getting correspondence from his new number 1 hater he's like #“oh boy im so happy i finally wrote something that guy likes. or maybe mbj killed him now that im complaining to him and not sqq about him”#and then sqq revives five years later and the second he has a chance he immediately starts catching up on five years of hate writing

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crunchchute · 4 months

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#fnaf #crunchchute art #my art #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddys #this thing froze my pc 4 times now im posting it as is im not drawing any more #glitchtrap #help wanted 2 #fnaf help wanted 2 #fnaf help wanted #you can tell which song i remembered while drawing this #also now im listening to cabinet man and am like yippee they should make a song that is like computer boy and cabinet man mixed together #nobody reads tags to this far. have you seen this guys tail? go load up his model on sketchfab or something. and then come back.#its dipped in. no.. i shant say... *makes a pained expression*#fnaf help wanted 2 spoilers #help wanted 2 spoilers #number 15: the rabbit computer virus. the last thing youd want in your computer is someones rabbit fungus

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taiturner · 8 months

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Spare me your little "assassin with the heart of gold" routine, will you?

@number5theboy sent a number + the umbrella academy for an edit from 2022 spotify wrapped ◆ dirty by grandson, featuring FIVE HARGREEVES

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teaableu · 2 years

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I can’t wait for s4

(Btw his shirt reads “I stopped the apocalypse twice 3x”)

#five hargreeves #I’ve been thinking abt them for so long now and I finally have a thing #i had to fast watch so many skateboarding fails to figure out how this would work #and i don’t think it helped lol #umbrella academy fandom I have an offering #teaaart #number five #they really did that to him huh #what is he going to do? walk?#he’s an old man #the umbrella academy #tua fanart #tua #umbrellaacademy fanart #umbrella academy season 3 #tua spoilers #i think

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swftlore · 2 years

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the universe was disappearing and luther hargreeves said "maybe the real apocalypse was the friends we made along the way :D" peak himbofication

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mamawasatesttube · 1 year

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when people think kon is a playboy im just out here shaking my head like. youve fundamentally misunderstood the assignment. he is a flirt, but he never actually follows through on that flirting with any actions. it's all just talk!! he's even told a girl who was interested in him (serling roquette) that he couldn't handle a relationship with her because he was just mentally not in the place for it, and wanted to be her friend instead. the guy has had all of three canonical relationships, and two of them were with adults who groomed him when he was 15-16. the flirtatious attitude is all bluster!! he is literally just this tweet

#kon #rimi talks #i KNOW its bc timkon thats actually in character is so rare but. man. the number of fics...#i so badly want to tag this timkon for my own blog bc i think its so funny to put this tweet in the timkon tag #but i need to not be in the first five i think. so as not to subject myself to the horrors.#okay Now i can do it #timkon

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jjkyaoi · 2 years

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i was talking to one of my friends like "cant wait to see five be silly again when there's yet another apocalypse in s4" be serious. if season 4 actually happens and it's yet another end of the world he will not be silly i genuinely think that will be this man's last straw he is going to start gnawing off peoples limbs with his bare teeth and a dream

#like i think that will be it for him bro #he's in the ' oh come ON' stage right now i think if s4 goes yeah the world is gonna end again he is going to take everyone else down with #him #potential s4 five in the threat of oncomin g doom for the fourth time in a row: hahah isn't this funny isn't this fucking funny isn't this #silly I WANT NATURAL SELECTION TO COME FOR ME #five hargreeves #number five #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3

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stevenrogered · 18 days

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911's been on tumblr's top trending for 5 straight days lmao

#911 abc #since wednesday!#the day before the episode even aired lmao #its absolutely wild how many people have now started watching it #five days later and its NUMBER ONE #absolutely bananas lol

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sonic-adventure-3 · 6 months

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rouge is the character of all time. the one and only. she’s cunning, smart, sly, self-interested, playful, gem-obsessed, suspicious at all times, and soooooo cunty. one of the top 3 characters in the entire fucking franchise, easy

#rambles #rouge #top five characters as of right now: rouge; wave; sonic; shadow; silver #idk about number five actually there’s a lot of characters competing for that spot #tails is the little guy of all time tho ig i should put him in fifth actually

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madeofstardust17 · 2 years

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So apparently there's this script for a tua season 1 episode that never got made. It's about their 23th birthday.

You guys.

A couple of things that stand out:

- That cross stitch Diego had in the boiler room that was so obviously a gift from Grace was a gift for his 23th birthday.

- Also, Diego went every week to visit his mom. I'm crying

- Klaus was in jail at this time, and he accidentally killed a guy in self defense.

- Allison is there but we just see her struggling not to use her powers on every day issues.

- Also apparently Patrick was her acting coach.

- She needed it.

- Luther was pathetic and I want to cry for him bc I love him so much but God was he dumb. Also the Accident happened the day after his birthday.

- Viktor had a girlfriend, who looked so sweet at first but then he found out she was cheating on him. On his birthday. Ouch.

- Five flirted with a woman named Delores in a 1940s (I think) bar, and it was so sweet and heartbreaking. He got a little kiss for dancing with her. It was great. Get it, old man.

- Five traveled to 2012 for the commission, saw Diego leave the academy, and couldn't stop himself from shouting his brother's name. I am HEARTBROKEN

- The Handler stopped him before Diego could see him, and also we have confirmation that the Handler was fucking creepy. She kissed Five after proclaiming he was hers. Five stands still and closes his eyes. I'm... feeling things. Mostly homicidal rage.

- Viktor visits Klaus in jail, which develops into the best conversation I've ever read.

- They talk about Viktor's book. Klaus is very supportive. Reading the whole script is worth it just to read that conversation JESUS CHRIST:

- Apparently, Grace announced one day at the dinner table that Diego had had his first wet dream.

- Klaus asks Viktor if he had added that lovely little anecdote into the book.

- Viktor responded with an: yeah, I did.

- Christ almighty I know understand why Diego was so fucking angry VIKTOR HARGREEVES YOU HAVE ZERO CHILL.

- Okay seriously overall that conversation is very sweet. Best klaus-viktor interaction. 10/10

- Also I find hilarious that Regginald tried to call them all separately but obviously no one picked up, so his next thought was: "well. Better start planning my own funeral".

- The quip Klaus made in the Void when he asked Reginald "couldn't you just have called?" Is a thousand times funnier knowing that the bastard DID call, but Klaus missed it bc he was in jail.

That is all for tonight lovelies, this was heartbreaking to read but overall amazing, I recommend you read it, here is the link

#it is very late #but honestly i just couldnt stop reading #i have so many feelings HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FALL ASLEEP NOW #tua #tua season 1 #the umbrella academy #they were all just babies doing their best to survive #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #number five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #also the only thing that changes is that ben appeared on their 23rd birthday he looked seventeen and he was angry at them...#but still loved them though he made that very clear #dust rants

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highlyincorrect · 2 years

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Viktor: Is four a lot?

Klaus: Depends on the context. Dollars? No. Murders? Yes.

Five, eating a packet of chips: Only four murders? Wouldn’t say so.

#Five: now when you reach your first hundred that’s a different story #Viktor: …#Klaus: …#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #umbrella academy #number five #incorrect quotes #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #source: doctor who #I think #tua #tumblr memes #shitpost #the umbrella academy s4

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frunbuns · 17 days

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There's something so bittersweet about the childhood flashbacks in tua. They were all children together. Reginald was horrible, but they had each other. And then everything went to shit. Five's 13 year old body a bitter reminder of what once was. His siblings in their adult bodies a reminder of how things should've been. God,,,,