Baldur's Gate 3 Companion Romances in a nutshell because I've been playing the game and I have brain rot
Karlach: Haha, if we focus on how much we love each other the sense of impending doom might go away what inevitable tragic ending kiss me again lover!
Minthara: Help! She's breaking me faster than I can fix her!
Astarion: Hey baby, lemme just get close to you so you'll never let me get hurt, you're such a useful pawn wait a minute what the fuck no I wasn't SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU WHAT-
Gale: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his abusive ex.
Lae'zel: A tsundere who will actually fucking kill you, now with cult deprogramming.
Shadowheart: Enemies to friends to lovers, now with cult deprogramming.
Wyll: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his predatory business contract.
((btw we are watching random animated movies and tv show episodes including episodes of Rainbow Rangers every week with Watch Party on Tuesday at 7pm BST. Will reblog notifications here from now on ;3) I made this little funny post with GIMP edits and screenshots I took myself directly from the official video. This episode is available officially for free here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZFQn9P_orQ&ab_channel=KartoonChannel%21