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tennessoui · 4 months
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im sure this has been done soooo many times but gffa au where anakin goes to the jedi council and fesses up to being married and they immediately think he means to obi-wan and he thinks they understood that it's to padmé
("how old were you when you got married?" "Nineteen, just after I became a Jedi Knight. I wasn't a padawan anymore!"
"Consensual, was it? Feel pressured, did you?"
"Not at all! I had to do the convincing. I really begged, for like. an embarrassingly long amount of time. I wanted this marriage more than anything in the entire galaxy."
"Has this marriage affected your reasoning during the war?"
"no way! We have the same principles, fight for the same things. Now I'm just fighting to come home as well so we can be together again.")
and anakin doesn't realize this until obi-wan gets back from a mission, does his debrief with the council, and comes to anakin's quarters with the strangest look on his face. "padawan, why did six members of the Jedi Council just wish me congratulations on my nuptials? to. my. former. padawan."
and anakin is gobsmacked and goes about trying to set the record straight, but now no one believes that he isn't married to obi-wan. they think padmé has agreed to be the cover-up because obi-wan got pissy that anakin told the council before he felt ready.
and to top it all off, now anakin can't stop thinking about actually being married to his master. he hadn't realized that was an option?? but everyone's making some pretty strong cases for it......
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jouskalove · 22 days
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more Star Wars text posts.
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mostly anakin, but he’s my muse, so what are you going to do about it? i tried.
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obikinetic · 16 days
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Missing your obikin art hours pls come back to us 💓💓
Anon you are so sweet and I made this just for you 🥺💖
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ooowyn · 10 months
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wretchedness
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lady-evelin · 5 months
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I love them ❤️😍
All credits to : @kana7o
(This was passed to me in a WhatsApp group, does anyone know the name of the artist? I want to give him the credit 😋)
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kana7o · 9 months
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there are other jedi................
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starwarsmyversion · 2 months
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Fall of Anakin Skywalker 💀 just in my version
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kingdomvel · 5 months
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The count of Serenno Dooku, with his son Qui-Gon and his grandson Obi-Wan
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From my Obikin fic 'Welcome to our castle'
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the-music-maniac · 2 years
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On the topic of how way too many people are apparently offended that Obi-wan Kenobi is now canonically bisexual, it genuinely baffles me how many people still think lgbt narratives are unrealistic, especially in a setting like Star Wars.
You're telling me in a world where humans interact with hundreds of different sentient species all with their own cultural nuances and different biology and are able to coexist in relative peace, you think those same people give a rats ass about something as little as SEXUALITY? B u L L s H I T.
Maybe I'm biased because I myself am bisexual, but if I could walk out a door and almost get my ass beat by a giant sentient worm, who other people are fucking would be the least of my worries. Who I choose to fuck would be the least of my worries too. It's a vast universe. Time to experiment. WHO is gonna judge me, huh? An Ergesh, whose species reproduces by planting a seed from their bodies in a swamp called the Shoolbloorp, the "Land of Beginnings," during a special mating ceremony??
Perish.
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obikindred · 1 month
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This is so stupid and I kind of want to add more to it but. Blehh. So here it is like this for now… anakin gleefully recounts his master’s childhood trauma to ahsoka because he thinks its funny
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intermundia · 9 months
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but did you try telling him he's your very best, most special boy when he listens, obi-wan? did you try spanking him when he doesn't? because i don't think you have. i think there are plenty tools you are leaving in your toolbox here lol
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tennessoui · 11 months
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ok this is so self-indulgent that yall are gonna run me off my blog but
au where obi-wan hosts fancy wine&dinner parties, as he’s a renowned chef and retired sommelier (wine expert). the theme of this party is for everyone to bring a bottle of wine and a food that they think will pair well with the tasting notes in their chosen wine, and be prepared to explain their choices to the rest of the dinner-goers.
when anakin (invited by padmé, currently in grad school, easily the youngest and dirtiest person to have ever sat on obi-wan’s nice leather settee) shows up with a bottle of wine that still has the price tag on it ($13 for a “maker’s red mix”) and a bag of flaming hot cheetos, obi-wan knows they’re absolutely going to have hate sex about it
then anakin gets up for his turn to explain his choice and he bullshits so fantastically well, using all the words he just heard these upper class bougie snobs say and using them correctly, that obi-wan is genuinely actually impressed.
oh they’re still going to have hate sex, 100%, but now obi-wan respects the man enough to make him breakfast in the morning
(it’s eggs benedict florentine with house-made hollandaise sauce and freshly baked english muffins obi-wan got up early to bake, and halfway through poaching the final egg he looks over and anakin is leaning against his counter, eating granola by the handful out of the bag as he watches)
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jouskalove · 3 months
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go big or go home.
based on this post.
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hannibalzero · 10 days
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Obi-Wan smiled as he knelt in his garden, his violets were doing so well right now. The extra rain was doing wonders for the vegetables. He hummed as he started to pull the weeds enjoying the song playing on his phone.
Not hearing the sound of a car pull up.
The voice made Obi-Wan shudder…
“Babygirl, guess who just got out of prison!” Vader cooed approaching his wife in the garden.
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lady-evelin · 5 months
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🤝🏻🤝🏻🤝🏻
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kana7o · 1 month
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comic sketch comm for cvani on twt!
bunnywan giving in to wolfkins demands at what cost.........
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