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bigmaccasserole · 7 months

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#sexy bear #office bear

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hirayaea · 26 days

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xavier is just casually saying things like this in the office

tara for sure is squealing somewhere in the background

meanwhile, someone nero mutters, “some of us are single, you know…”

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xavier doesn’t deny allegations when asked if you’re together

in fact, this man is so sly he fans the flames on purpose, but when you ask him about it he just goes: “hmmm? I told them we’re partners”

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the next day, a “no flirting” sign is posted in the office

xavier is clueless, “who was flirting?” he asks, as he brings you a cup of iced coffee and mixes the gum syrup in front of you, drinking a bit of it himself before handing it to you

“we should share one coffee cup so there’s less trash”, he says, oblivious that tara is still giggling and the other men in the office want to shake him

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somehow a sign also ends up at jeremiah’s flower shop

xavier asks where are the signs coming from???

jeremiah shrugs, “I don’t know about the one in your office, but I‘ve had that one for years”

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source: memoria - fluffy trap

#ok this turned into a long headcanon post but bear with me #mc isn’t blameless either she was flirting back. IN THE OFFICE #gosh these two #jeremiah probably sent the sign in an anonymous e-mail #the email reads ‘it won’t help but you can try’#jeremiah is so tired of this #seiya continues to ruin my life #love and deepspace #love and deepspace xavier #xavier #aya writes #my guiding star

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milamilamilax · 14 days

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i just know that if any of my colleagues looked at each other at work the way sydney and carmy look at each other, they would be the water cooler gossip and victims of all workplace banter for MONTHS i mean -

are you for real??

at WORK???

HR VIOLATION.

#sydcarmy #the bear #my team would never let this go #my work bestie got a bit flirty with someone once 4 months ago and I still find ways to get them together #I’d make their lives hell tbh #I know office gossip would eat this shit UP

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lothcatthree · 5 months

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need an episode of thorn spraying fox with a water bottle every time he mentions killing the chancellor

thorn, holding fox by the scruff of his neck: “stop *spray* talking *spray* mutiny *spray* we’re going *spray* to get *spray* decommissioned”

fox, dripping wet and hanging, crossing his arms: “and that’s bad why”

#kt making stupid fucking memes again #watching the office #and getting massive fox vibes from dwight #so bear with me #commander fox #commander thorn #tcw #sw tcw #sw crack #corrie guard #mine #kt goobin

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onleurafaitcroire · 1 month

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thinking about carmy dating a phd student

her life is so different from his but they can still relate to each other on such a base level – maybe their home lives were similarly tough growing up, maybe she worked in restaurants to pay her way through undergrad so she gets him on that level, maybe she lost a sibling too – that they have an intense connection that leaves everyone around them scratching their heads.

on nights when she stays late in her office grading papers or working on research, he brings her a meal from the restaurant and coaxes her into his car and back to his apartment so he can make sure she sleeps. on nights when he’s stressed about the restaurant and is stuck there until one in the morning, she’ll come by, make sure he eats something, and stay with him until he’s satisfied that everything is spotless and ready to come home.

once, he came to one of her classes to drop off a coffee and a kiss before he had to go to the restaurant for prep, and her nosy ass freshmen still ask her all the time about the cute guy she’s dating.

when they finally move in together, carmy clears out the guest room of the apartment and makes her a cute little home office from scratch on his one day off – gets her a standing desk and some ikea bookshelves and brings in a fluffy armchair for the corner – and she cries when he shows it to her. he likes to sit in the armchair and scribble down recipe ideas while he flips through a new cookbook and she does her own work, if they both happen to be home; he just loves being around her, even if they’re doing their own things.

#now THIS is self-indulgence #i just want a carmy to bring me food in my shitty grad office idk #anyway maybe i'll write more of this in a more structured manner at some point #carmen berzatto x reader #carmy x reader #carmen berzatto #carmy berzatto #the bear fx #the bear #my writing

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littlegalerion · 7 months

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Yeah sex is great, but have you ever heard of:

#what I wanted so badly with halsin #i wanted a 500 year old wood elf that was ready to settle down #it was a long shot but damn I wanted it #astarion would be capable of this too but I believe hes only a little over 200 #ao he wouldnt be mature enough to want this quite yet #this isnt offical lore btw but it was one variation of it during I believe 3.5E or 4E #but damn I wish this still existed #its beautiful #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #halsin #like my halsin romancers....imagine him explaininf this but he says 'i prefer the term soulmate'#'or perhaps just mate...look at you. youve turned this old bear into a wolf ready to begin his own pack.'#18+ only

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idololivine · 2 months

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to paraphrase myself from the replies of a post because more people should see this

Kuya is androgynous in the sense of sitting in the middle of the gender presentation spectrum and Olivine is androgynous in the sense of simultaneously occupying both extremes of the spectrum

#my posts #nu carnival #nu carnival olivine #nu carnival kuya #and also blade is androgynous in the sense of being like Kuya but non-evil and sillay #Quincy is masc in the sense of being a gay bear #Eiden is masc like a Just A Guy office worker #Dante is masc like a peacock #Aster is femme in a guy way #etc etc. you know what I mean

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vixxensvoid · 16 days

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guys I’ve gotten a lot of ideas for my next part… do y’all want one HUGE part or cut into 2 parts?

side note: my crack au is literally one HUGE universe (like inception dreams and shit idk how to explain ok - THIS IS IS LITERALLY DEJA VU RN WTF IVE DONE THIS BEFORE. LISAN AL GAIB) but with multiple planets/galaxies so you’ll see many characters like my moots (lmk if you want a character) and other shows like community, the office, etc. and movies as well. If you have suggestions lmk as well what characters y’all want in there LMFAOOO -

my au has NO limits btw - so feel free to request the most dumb shit and random characters

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mexifurfoof · 3 months

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catherine donovan

the bear boss mom

#furry #furry art #mexifurfoof #female #thicc #anthro #oc #chubby #bear #bear anthro #office #boss

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becca4leafclover · 5 months

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Tubbo reddit meme submission

(Yes I made the skins I just haven't figured out a better way to post them except for this LMAO)

#tubbo is a nature dragon btw!!#he takes on features of his enviornment / emotions when he spends several hours in a place or feels really strong emotions #this is Tubchunk mode with copper stuff and I also have Cucurucho Office Podcast mode and Fred Letter mode :)#and for Fred's skin i just wanted to give her more details :) less flat shade more bear-ish!#becca rambles #becca places pixels #qsmp #qsmp tubbo #qsmp fred #frubbo #airplanes meme lmaoo

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ceasarslegion · 9 months

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No i dont think its a good thing to make hating children your entire personality but can i please just say that i dont like them and dont want to deal with screaming temper tantrums and meltdowns from other peoples kids (especially, ESPECIALLY when the parents are absolutely useless in dealing with them) without 30,000 people crawling out of the woodwork to assume that i think all kids should die

#i dont like them. in fact i kind of do hate them #but i am also a mature adult who can control my actions and do not show it outwardly #i am actually very good with kids #but i dont want anything to do with them and my dislike of them doesnt mean im a child abuser #thinking of this after working the family and disability line at work today #and the amount of meltdowns i had to soothe myself because their parents just stared blankly at them #and how this happens all day every day in that line #its because you put their teddy bear into a bin and it disappeared. thats why theyre screaming. they dont know where its going #why is it my job to go 'dont worry! lions just getting his picture taken like you do at school :)) you might be able to see it if #you ask the officer very nicely at the other end of the line :))'#its 4 in the morning. dont make me do two jobs at once #vent post

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fuckyeah-bears · 10 months

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I feel like trash sooo hard right now so here’s a bear