Steve accidentally gets teleporting powers and he’s having trouble controlling them. The whole team got zapped by some science p/magic ray and either had their powers swapped with some random power or was given some. And they are all getting the hang of them* but Steve’s having trouble. In that instead of teleporting anywhere at will, the man keeps randomly landing on top of TONY
And the trouble is they called in a teleporting expert to teach him (like Nightcrawler or whatever) but Steve keeps getting the first exercise wrong. See he’s taken a distance away and then has to picture and focus on one place and then poof over there. This way they can test the distance he can poof and how to learn to be deliberate rather then random. But unfortunately, for SOME reason, Steve keeps landing on top of poor Tony who is either trying to figure out his own temporary power down by the Hudson River, or actually working at the office, at a coffee shop, and then finally sleeping in bed, poof here’s Steve!
(Turns out Steve’s “focus point” was supposed to be home, and oops Steve’s heart has made the Tony=home leap before his brain did. Both are confused until they aren’t lol)
*Tony got hydrokinesis, which is fun but ehhhh, he’s got work to do and water and electronics don’t mix. Clint got super bouncy powers so he’s being an annoying rubber ball around the tower, Bruce can talk to animals, Nat got super strength, Thor got mind reading and left to go hang out in space because no thank you)
steve automatically fixating on tony as his home!!!💖💖💖💖💖 god they're so DUMB
also my brain is SENDING me over the image of clint bouncing like 90 miles per hour around the compound shchdhhd
i feel like all of the avengers would adapt fairly well to their new powers and thor is absolutely the smartest one there for fucking off after developing telekinesis. like tony and steve are annoyingly oblivious on a good day but being able to hear every pining sigh from them ALONG with their mopey inner monologues would actually kill him fhhdhr
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My headcanons for marvel characters that I include in my writing that I’m sharing cause I’m trying this new thing where I do what makes me happy regardless about what other people think pt. 1: OG 6 edition!
Tony Stark
Sexuality: bi
Gender + pronouns: cis, he/him
Race/heritage: white (Italian)
Mental: OCD, PTSD, anxiety
Physical: asthma
Defining traits (personality): snarky, caring, sarcastic, fun-loving
Defining traits (physical): hooked nose, large eyes
Relationship status: dating Stephen Strange
Best friends: James Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanoff, Happy Hogan
Random facts: big nerd, cat person, pierced his nose when he was 16 by himself but passed out while doing so and just decided to give up
Steve Rogers
Sexuality: bi, polyam
Gender + pronouns: trans man, he/him
Race/heritage: white (Irish)
Mental: PTSD, depression, ADHD
Physical: n/a post serum, vitiligo
Defining traits (personality): loyal, comforting, firm, no-nonsense
Defining traits (physical): top surgery scars, buff
Relationship status: dating Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson
Best friends: Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Wanda Maximoff
Random facts: Star Wars fan, dog person, he broke his arm 3 times pre-serum
Natasha Romanoff
Sexuality: lesbian
Gender + pronouns: demi-girl, she/they
Race/heritage: white (Russian)
Mental: PTSD, depression, paranoia
Physical: n/a
Defining traits (personality): caring, loyal, dependable, hype-girl
Defining traits (physical): fire red hair, TALL, scars
Relationship status: dating Maria Hill
Best friends: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, Clint Barton
Random facts: still practices ballet, good cook, can’t sing for the life of her
Bruce Banner
Sexuality: bi
Gender + pronouns: trans masculine nonbinary, he/they
Race/heritage: Hispanic (Mexican and Brazilian)
Mental: autism, PTSD, DID, anxiety, depression
Physical: needs glasses unless he’s the Hulk
Defining traits (personality): gentle, dorky, smart, kind
Defining traits (physical): top surgery scars, stretch marks, VERY curly hair, scars, freckles everywhere
Relationship status: dating Thor
Best friends: Thor, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, Loki, Valkyrie, Korg, Stephen Strange
Random facts: giant nerd someone help him, actually has multiple piercings (done pre-Hulk obviously), always cold (that’s why him and Thor work so well)
Clint Barton
Sexuality: aroace
Gender + pronouns: trans masculine demi-boy, he/they
Race/heritage: white (Irish and German)
Mental: autism, PTSD, ADHD
Physical: deaf
Defining traits (personality): fun-loving, kind, dependable, sly
Defining traits (physical): top surgery scars, hearing aids, always has bandages somewhere on them, bright blonde hair
Relationship status: n/a
Best friends: Natasha Romanoff, Scott Lang, Sam Wilson, Thor, Wanda Maximoff
Random facts: double jointed and everyone hates it, can’t cook at all, his favorite series is the Real Housewives shows
Thor Odinson
Sexuality: pan
Gender + pronouns: cis, he/they
Race/heritage: …Norse God
Mental: ADHD, PTSD, depression
Physical: missing an eye
Defining traits (personality): hyper, kind, comforting, brave
Defining traits (physical): fake eye, buff, VERY tall, scars
Relationship status: dating Bruce Banner
Best friends: Loki, Bruce Banner, Valkyrie, Jane Foster, Darcy Lewis, Korg, Rocket, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers
Random facts: surprisingly also a very big nerd, abuses his allspeak and gets into arguments with animals, always warm (that’s why him and Bruce work so well)
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Steve, after hearing one offhand comment from Clint and then interrogating the rest of the team, discovers that he’s the only current active Avenger to not have made out with Tony
How and why Tony has had snogging sessions with the rest Cary in reason and sincerity, but Steve is slacking on getting his turn
this reminds me of all of those pictures of rdj kissing his cast mates
i can see clint and tony making out over a dare or a game of gay chicken
tony and nat have gone undercover a few times as a couple and nat loves to pull the "people are made uncomfortable by public displays of affection"
thor and tony are literally just those friends who make out occasionally because they're bored and/or horny and they're both down for blowing some steam with no feelings attached
tony loves to kiss bruce whenever bruce is having a bad day. as a matter of fact he gives bruce two! one for bruce and one for the other guy
now steve finds all this out and is about ready to pop a blood vessel. he thought he and tony were friends. but OBVIOUSLY they're not that close since tony isn't kissing him 😔
meanwhile tony thinks about kissing steve all the time but he wants it to be real and romantic, not whatever he has going on with the other avengers
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