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robanilla-arts · 20 days

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I saw this and got inspired 🌟 what if he was ADORABLE?????

#robanilla-arts #my art #i love them your honor #nightmare sans #oh who am i kidding #I ALWAYS think he's adorable.......#Latte is climbing up onto his lap and smooching him smooching him smooching him

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reashot · 9 months

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Ruby Is For Headpatting Not For LEWDing. (Slightly NSFW. )

Jaune: *pat, pat*

Ruby: *Purr*

Jaune: There-there Ruby do you like it.

Ruby: *nod*

Jaune: Okay, I'll see you later then.

Ruby: No. More!

Jaune: More headpat?

Ruby: No. Lewd me.

Jaune: *gulp* Ha-ha-ha... I'm sorry but Ruby is for headpatting only not for LEWDing.

Ruby: I said Lewd me!

Jaune: Wow look at the time. I better get going or I'll be late for something... *run as fast as the wind*

Ruby: Oh, just you wait Jaune Arc. I'll make you mine soon enough. Or my name isn't Ruby Rose.... And speaking of which I have just the idea.

A few days later....

Yang: Hey Rubes your package of roses are here.

Ruby: Quick gimme, gimme!

Yang: Yeeesh what's in this thing. Did Glock do a promotional or something with this roses?

Ruby: Oh-ho-ho-ho. No, no, no you see Glock doesn't need to do some shameless promotion to sell their products. Their name is already a testament to quality unlike some other brands... Now if you would excuse me I have to prepare this for someone. Oh and Yang please tell Jaune to come to my room later tonight. *walks into her room*

Tai: *talking to his Taurus G3* Oh don't listen to my daughter. Taurus brand are just as good as Glock...

*Pistol died*

Tai: Huh? Still somehow more sturdier than my marriage life...

Ruby's Bedroom.

Jaune: Hey Ruby. Yang said you wanted to see me.... OH MY OHM!!!!

Ruby: Hey handsome. See anything you like?

Jaune: (Everything) I-I mean. Oh look at the time I forgot to wash my stove... Why is the door locked?

Ruby: Oh Jaune... The door won't open until you make sweet, sweet love to me... Or just fuck me till I lose consciousness. Whichever you're cool with.

Jaune: Ha, ha. Oh Ruby I get it it's a joke. It's hilarious so please let me go before we do something we all regret.

Ruby: Oh no it's no joke you have to use your big Arc's key to open this door I'm afraid. And thankfully we have an entire night to practice. So are you into kinky things?

Jaune: I guess I know now why Yang give me this box of condom.

Ruby: Give me that condom! *burns the entire box to ashes*

Jaune: Ruby! You can shoot laser from your eyes?!

Ruby: Wow, I guess my silver eyes have power I didn't know about. Now where were we... Oh yes, you were about to raw dog me.

Jaune: Wait Ruby please don't, we can't just do it without protection. What if you have a baby.

Ruby: ...... That will make me the happiest woman in Remnant. Now come lover boy I will put a baby in you too.

Jaune: I don't think that's how it work.

Ruby: I just shot laser from my eyes don't tell me about how stuffs work. Now either join me on the bed or I will plant my baby to you on the wall.

Jaune: No means no Ruby.

Ruby: The wall it is then!

Jaune: Ahhh!!!!

Ruby: Your screaming will only serves to turn me on even further.

Jaune: *whimper*

Ruby: And your scared whimpering somehow makes me even hornier.

What will happens next is up to you.

#jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #rwby #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #i can't believe this is not smut #oh who am i kidding #tai xiao long #yang xiao long #yang

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queer-reader-07 · 4 months

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not to be a book bitch on main but i still wish more of the good omens fandom would read the book

#oh who am i kidding #i am very much being a book bitch on main #idk sometimes i'll just see people saying they wish smth was canon and it's literally in the book #which like yeah yeah book canon and show canon are different #but still #aziraphale calls crowley 'my dear' in the book #also once again gonna peddle the full cast audio it is perfection #good omens #book omens #good omens book #ineffable husbands

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thespiritssaidso · 24 days

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I need to sleep but all I can think about is Lassie performing the Irish Step

#I hope this doesn’t become a problem #oh who am i kidding #I’m gonna be thinking about this for a week #Carlton Lassiter #this is because I watched luck of the Irish #fuck #psych #luck of the irish #toast tries to talk

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wanderingmind867 · 3 months

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My memories of some of my books are really vague now. It probably sounds weird saying this since I'm only 18 now (turning 19 on February 20th) but I don't really remember stuff from back in Elementary school too well anymore. Even though it feels like just yesterday I was there and even though I remember some really memorable things (like how some of my teachers were really nice, or how I was bullied for all of grade 4 to the point of not wanting to go to school), some of the more minor details are lost to time. Occasionally I'll remember things, but they all kind of just come back randomly when you think back on it for a while. That might sound weird, I don't know. Anyways, let's move away from this kind of sad, existential memory tangent.

I was going to say (before I interrupted myself) I don't remember which order I read the Percy Jackson books in now. My brain keeps telling me I read the Lost Hero or the Son of Neptune first, but the memory is so vague that I can't tell if it's true now. But I swear I read the Heroes of Olympus series first. I haven't read either the Pjo series or the Heroes of Olympus series in a while (I read books at school mostly. When COVID happened, I stopped reading my books).

I'm now rereading the Pjo series however (I'm on the Titan's Curse now). I've also been making notes as I read now, something I never did years ago. Most of the notes are written spur of the moment however, so you get to see my strongest emotions as I read.

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daydream-comet · 8 months

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V-force Hiromi thank you for being the icon ever, being chaotic and silly (esp that punch like yas gurl throw hands!! <3) like the others while being the mom friend of the group and doing an actual good job at consoling Takao/keeping him in line while being mature about his feelings too, being a therapist to Kai and many more moments. She's basically the emotional stability the gang lacked previously. And lets not forget the boat scene in the movie when Daichi was telling Hiromi about how his dad died and why he was hell bent on beating Takao, her response was that of understanding as she got where Daichi was coming from as a kid who was trying to fullfill his father's last wish, that was very sweet of her ngl (Takao's response to Daichi's revelation was sweet too, in his own way. I might make another post on that. Personally I prefer their dynamic in the movie than in G-revolution tbh. Also the idea if the team randomly adopting a tiny homeless redheaded gremlin is wayy funnier, like "oh, he's not gonna leave us be, and he doesnt have a home to go back to, guess he's staying with us now huh. Welcome to the gang bud" *daichi proceeds to latch onto them like a leech*)

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the-emeralds-incorrect · 4 months

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Seer Barty Crouch Jr one shot? More likely than you would think. Why are there no fics of this premise?

Thoughts?

#harry potter #hp #marauders #marauders era #slytherin skittles #the emeralds #barty crouch jr #seer barty crouch jr #dead gay wizards #it might feature bartylus #oh who am i kidding #it will

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bluberryfields · 4 days

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Rediscovered this bracelet in a box of things from my late grandmother and immediately cursed my lack of drawing skill to depict it on the delicate wrist of a feminine Crowley

Guess my crow friend will just have to rock it for now

#why does everything remind me of them?#oh who am i kidding #i know why #the brainrot is real #good omens #crowley #snake crowley #serpent of eden #someone draw this please #david and michael on the calendar approve

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catgirlizzyhands · 3 months

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Maybe the real season 3 was our time spent together

#ofmd #our flag means death #oh who am I kidding #treasure is the real treasure

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the-cooler-vigilante · 11 months

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GOD I am so hyped for the Spider-Man 2 Trailer, even if I'm not gonna be able to play it until it releases on PC.

The Gameplay looks amazing, I can't wait to see how the new gliding mechanic works, let alone the new combat abilities.

I LOVE how much more savage Peter's moveset is while he's wearing the symbiote, some more of his frustration and anger bleeding into his moves.

As for Miles...

MY MAN HAS LEARNED HOW TO DO THE KAMEHAMEHA. I also love the new blue energy look he's got going on. I wonder if that's a side effect of the NuForm reactor or his abilities maturing.

Gameplay aside, I really want to talk about the little chunk of the story we're given, I'm not gonna talk about the whole thing, but there is some interesting stuff that flies by pretty quick.

First off, we get a look at the Targets Kraven has chosen to potentially hunt:

In order we see Black Cat, The Prowler, Wraith (Yuri Watanabe), Tombstone, Peter Parker Spider-Man, Miles Morales Spider-Man, The Lizard, Tombstone, and finally a last character that we don't get to fully see.

Now this character could be anyone, but I do have a few theories. It is NOT Norman Osborn. Norman's definitely going to show up as the Green Goblin, either in act 2 or 3 of this game, or as the main antagonist of the 3rd game. But he's not on the radar. So whoever it is, it's not him.

One possibility I think is more likely is that this target might be Otto Octavius, either as Doctor Octopus or the Master Planner. In the time between the last game and this one, he may have escape and is formulating a plan to once again terrorize Norman Osborn.

It could also be Mister Negative, after all we never saw him get sent to prison, just batted away by Doc Ock after his fight with Spider-Man. I could be wrong though.

Now, only in my most wildest hopes and dreams could this happen. But I hope it might be someone we haven't seen before; Deadpool. He could be a source of challenges akin to Taskmaster or Screwball, or the minor antagonist of the story, which Shattered Dimensions did very well.

Moving on from that detour I really want to talk about the Black Suit. Hell, we're all gonna be talking about the Symbiote after this.

The black suit looks. so. damn. good.

I didn't know how to feel about it at first, but the more I got used to the look the more it works for me. It feels so alien and wrong. It's shines too much, and just looks wet. Like, all of the time. Aside from that, the way it has a thicker, more armored looking outside protecting and intricate, nerve-like looking inside feels perfect for this interpretation.

I think we can assume that at this point in the story, Peter has had the Symbiote for a while, and it's getting more and more of a hold on him. His anger bleeds out during the fight at (what I'm assuming is) Curt Connor's house, beating the ever loving spaghetti out of Kraven's Goons.

He acts more reckless too, single mindedly going after the attack chopper, which definitely would have ended poorly his Miles hadn't been there to pull him out of harm's way. Hell, I don't think he's even considering what could happen to everyone around that fight should things get messy.

I can't post too many more images, but I didn't see him swooping in to save anyone in this sequence, just going after the attack chopper. again. In fact, looking back at the video, he doesn't even seem to try to stop that sign from falling, more concerned with taking down the chopper with Miles, even then only giving "Fine" as a response to Miles.

But this is where it really hit for me.

These two scenes, the one where Peter almost goes after the Lizard, instead of helping the people back on the pier. And the scene where he says, "So do I." in response to Miles comment about the Lizards bigass chompers. Just look at those eyes man, even now Venom is taking form.

To me it feels like the Symbiote is lowing Peter's inhibitions, and raising his levels of frustration, of anger. Letting the venom out. Except it's not just aimed at Peter's enemies, but also his friends and family as well.

I don't think Peter's going to be doing too well at the start of the game, I mean, yeah he's got Mary Jane and Miles, but he's also lost Aunt May, been betrayed by Yuri, and is on the verge of losing Harry, whose only hope is Curt Connors, the very same man he just let escape.

The Symbiote is feeding on not only his anger, but his fears. I think that in this version of the story, it's going to take a little more than church bells and sheer will to pry it off of him. But that's just speculation. Either way, whatever path this game wants to take with the symbiote is going to be one hell of a trip, no doubt.

#spider-man #spider-man ps5 #spider-man 2 #spider-man miles morales #peter parker #miles morales #the symbiote #venom #now listen #i know ya'll are gonna be thirstin' over the black suit #don't try to hide it #just dont make a big deal out of it please #oh who am i kidding #ya'll are going nuts and nothing short of a worldwide blackout would stop you

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notafraidofredyellowandblue · 4 months

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Hi! Hello! I don't know if you can help me but I'm looking for a specific photoshoot. I believe it was from either LIFAD or RR and the guys were all wearing long boots and leader jackets (no not like Pussy mv) ties as well, maybe? I wish I could be more specific.

hmmm, interesting.....is it one of these you're thinking of?

definitely long boots, leather and the odd tie? (Kerrang shoot)

jackets, ties: check! but not sure of the leather or boots.. (Du Hast video)

or less likely (Engel video)

and even less likely, but i like this photo anyway 😊

#rammstein #spot the shoot #i like the shoots where they dress similar #oh who am i kidding #i like all the shoots 😊

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orange-catsidy · 2 years

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they can't possibly have best friends lose to death triangle again can they

#wrestle opinions #oh who am i kidding

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thatoneguy56fanfic · 7 days

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Good god, X-Men ‘97 episode 5 just ripped my heart out and stomped all over it.

#random thoughts with jay #i’m not crying you’re crying #oh who am i kidding #I’ve been ugly crying thirty minutes now

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shih-coulda-had-it · 1 year

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djfjfkd have a snippet @redoaktreehill

the current plot summary is, Machia comes back from Quirk Transplant Surgery (he’s on two Quirks now, Endurance and Pain Blocker) and learns that not only has his bodyguard position been swiped by Torino BUT ALSO that All for One is head over heels for him. He’s only a little jealous (HE’S VERY JEALOUS).

As PWP scenarios go, Machia’s bedding Torino to prove a point that only Machia has the capacity to keep up with AfO, All for One’s already planning to marry Torino and thinks that this is an opportunity to introduce Torino to the family bodyguard, and Torino’s here to... have a good time…?

#shih’s drafts #redoaktreehill #afohikoguard #oh who am i kidding #afohikomachia #Machia calling AfO ‘Lord’ is the result of me going 😬 over typing Master six dozen times

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memzhay · 1 year

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Henry Cavill and Kal. 💖

#henry cavill #akitas #stop right there henry #do not make me fall in love with you #do not!#look how happy that doggie is #him luvs hims dad so much #oh who am i kidding #ima go look for some witcher things to reblog

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baronessblixen · 1 year

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Valentine's Day Is a State of Mind

Made it just in time! Here's my Year of the OTP fic with the prompts: Valentine’s Day / different / “If I kiss you now, will you shut up?”

Set in season 7, fluffy fluff-fluff. Wc: 1,274

Tagging @today-in-fic

She’s asked Mulder several times where they’re going. Each time she does, he just grins at her before he returns his gaze to the road. It’s a case, he said earlier when he called her. One of utmost importance, he’d added when he picked her up. One – and he made sure to emphasize it – that requires casual clothing. He knows how much she hates dressing casually for a case.

What if they have to deal with authorities? It’s different for him, of course. No one bats an eye if he shows up in jeans and an old t-shirt. No one will take him less seriously if he wears whatever he wants. But Mulder assured her that they would not be dealing with authorities today.

As suspicious as it all sounded, she was in right from when he said 'Scully, it's me'. Her partner of six years knows her all too well and he knows she’s too curious to pass up an opportunity to investigate a potential x-file. So she dressed casually, yet smart, and got in the car with Mulder.

“Why don’t you just tell me where we’re going? Where is the file?” She tries again. They’ve been driving for a good twenty minutes by now. Mulder is in a good mood, tapping his fingers against the steering wheel in rhythm with whatever song is playing on the radio.

“Just be patient,” Mulder says with a laugh. “We’re almost there.”

“We are?” She asks, looking around. It’s a lively area, full of cafes and restaurants. No wonder Mulder asked her to dress casually. She would have attracted way more attention in one of her suits here. A moment later he parks the car and they get out.

“So Mulder,” she says, their arms brushing as they walk. It’s cooler than she anticipated, the February air biting into her skin and she cherishes the warmth he gives off, even through his clothes. “Fill me in. what are we doing here? Where are we going?”

“Well,” he says. “Dea Mon.”

“Demon?” She asks, blinking at him. “This case is about an alleged demon?” He smiles when she says ‘alleged’.

“No, it’s Dae Mon.” He points at a restaurant where the name Dae Mon is written in bold, creative letters all over the window front.

“There’s a demon in a restaurant? Mulder.” She crosses her arms in front of her chest. No wonder he didn’t explain where they were going, or why.

“Scully, no.” He laughs again, delighted by her confusion. At least one of them is. He puts his hands on her shoulders and just for a second, she flinches. It’s not his touch. Never that. But they’re in public. They’re here on a case – however ridiculous it may turn out to be. When they started this thing (undefined, still), they made a pact that it would stay inside their four walls. Meaning his apartment and hers. But his hands are warm and big and she doesn’t find it in her heart to remind him of the rules.

“There’s no demon,” he says. She glances back at the restaurant. “It’s Dae Mon,” he repeats. “Two words. There are no demons, monsters, or other otherworldly creatures here. I promise. Only food. It is, however, open-minded cuisine.” His grin is not as self-assured as she’s used to and she’s still trying to understand what he’s saying. It can’t be what she thinks he’s saying, can it?

“There’s a case,” she says, not asking. He said there was a case. An important case. But his grin turns sheepish and it all starts to make sense. “There’s no case, is there?”

“Well, maybe the food is an x-file. We won��t know until we try it.”

“You brought me here under false pretenses.”

“I did,” he admits. “But I did it with the best of intentions. I heard you on the phone with your mom the other day.”

“The other day?”

“Okay fine, it was three weeks ago. Anyway, you were talking about going to a restaurant and how you haven’t been to a fancy place in ages and I thought, hey, as your bo- your partner?” He sighs before he goes on, “as your Mulder, I should do this. Remember when I asked you about having dinner the other day?”

“That was… also three weeks ago.” She remembers now. It was some time after her phone call with her mother. Mulder asked her if she wanted to have dinner with him. There was no mention of a restaurant. They had take-out at her place and he stayed over for the first time. The memory shoots heat through her whole body. The way they kissed in the darkness, fumbling like inexperienced teenagers and giggling all the way to her bedroom. How could she possibly forget that?

“As you maybe know,” he says, clearing his throat. “I’m a bit rusty when it comes to… dating.” There, he said it. The term they’ve been avoiding these last couple of weeks. Dating. That is what they are doing. Or trying to do.

“I haven’t noticed,” she says truthfully, but Mulder snorts. “Mulder, I’m as rusty as you are.” Which might explain why she didn’t see through his plan. “So is this a date? There really is no case?”

“There’s no case,” he confirms. “It’s a date if you want it to be. I didn’t want to pressure you, but I did want you to have the experience of going to a fancy place and eat good food.”

“Mulder,” she says softly, feeling her throat constrict with emotion. His hands are still on her shoulders, but she steps into his personal space and leans against him. Rules be damned. She presses a gentle kiss to his lips, like an appetizer. He’s still smiling with his eyes closed when she leans away again.

“This isn’t how I planned it.”

“You could have just told me, you know. Asked me to go out.” Like an average couple, she thinks. But they aren’t average. Never were, never will be.

“That would have been way too easy. And the reason I didn’t say anything is… I planned this for Valentine’s Day.”

“Mulder, Valentine’s Day was two weeks ago.” They shared a cupcake that day and made eyes at each other during a boring meeting.

“I know. They didn’t have a free table for Valentine’s Day but I didn’t know that because I’ve never asked a woman out for Valentine’s Day.”

“Never?”

“Never, Scully. So you see, with Dae Mon being new and trendy, they couldn’t tell me when they’d have a free table and I told them to put me on a waiting list. They called me earlier and said they have a table so…”

“You made up a case,” she finishes for him.

“I did. I didn’t mean to blindside you. I knew you’d be up for a case so I figured that’s the safest option to get you out here. I knew you’d love this place, but you know I do my best convincing face to face. Why are you smiling at me like that?”

“If I kiss you, will you shut up?”

He gives her a full grin, tugging her close to him before he says, “you know it’s the best way to shut me up. Happy very late or very early Valentine’s Day, Scully.”

She seizes the opportunity and his lips, smiling as he moans into her mouth. It’s not just the best way to shut him up, but her favorite, too.

#i ran i read i wrote #just in time!#better luck next time #also maybe no fluff next time #oh who am i kidding #msr #xf fanfic #my writing #my fic

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