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ousama · 6 months
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ok im going to try and address the callout in the best way that i can now that im fully medicated and in the right mindspace. i will go over every part of it to be as concise as possible!
let me state right now this post is not to garner pity. i am not asking for apologies. i am not asking people to refollow me if they are uncomfortable. if i make you uncomfortable please put your mental health first for the both of us
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ok lets start with this! over a year ago i sent people fake gore. this is fact. those people were pedophiles and fascists. you are allowed to have the opinion its wrong for me to send anyone gore but i want to make clear i only targeted genuinely dangerous individuals. i am a grown adult as well! that is true. but i do think there's quite a difference in the maturity of an unmedicated 20 year old who had been, if most of my long time followers recall, recovering from a literal cult. and a now 22 year old who is fully medicated and has a job. i have matured and changed i think
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this was in regards to i believe that how intimidating am i ask meme? though i mentioned gore here i am noting again i had actually stopped sending gore by this point in my life. I do still send fascists their IP addresses to scare them into deleting. I understand i can block, report and warn others but quite frankly. Staff does not care about the fascist problem. blocking and reporting does not do shit on this website and i believe personally its best to take it into my own hands especially when, in my experience, i have a 90% success rate in getting them to deactivate via just mentioning the town they live in
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im. not sure why this image is included quite frankly but ill try my best to address it. The person messaging has been harassing me for about a week including misgendering me and using ableist language against a developmentally delayed individual. This is the kill yourself website. I did not think replying with a blingee would be an issue. They mentioned gore only because my carrd says if you stealth follow and are a pedophile or other brand of freak ill send you gore . my carrd is not updated and that has been there for about two years. it is not accurate to what i do now.
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this is me explaining that^ also included in the callout. don't know what to say here as im clearly acknowledging it.
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same person harassing me doubling down on the fact my carrd outdatedly mentions gore. I answer honestly, because again id only ever used horror movie screenshots. To Fascists And Pedophiles.
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im not elaborating this is my post. it explains itself but its added here as it was in the callout
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now we get to malistaire. i will say right now. I have nothing against malistaire personally. i also cannot check their tumblr so will default to they them. if these are the wrong pronouns i apologize but i quite literally cannot confirm.
Malistaire does have a history with our group. we are a friend group called the overdosis group chat. other members may dislike malistaire. that is not my problem quite frankly. i do not hold any ill will or intentions toward them. as you can see in both screenshots. Neither Discord Message Is From Me. I have NO obligation to take responsibility for other people in a shared server especially when i am one of the least active members. I believe the first message was prompted by malistaires old blog having a post that implied our group might be stalking them. we were not. as far as i know they left the server due to personal drama with one member. the second dm is also not me. my name is not liv, you may notice. i am not responsible for this. adding it to a post about me is pointless at least and misinformation at most.
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they go on to list other members. which is irrelevant to a post about me. but i find the comment about the groups name most interesting because
Malistaire Was An Original Member Of The Group. They Had Joined The Server Twice Actually.
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they were aware of the suicide note (of a racist, mind you) and even joked about it in the server. They do not mention this at all on the callout.
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they also partook in sending death threats. alongside us.
im out of image space i will continue this in a reblog. please do not reblog this post in its current state.
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thefoolau · 7 months
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🎪The Fool — a Welcome Home AU!🎭
ㅤㅤPeople are cruel, everyone knows that; and sometimes, a "Home" can be where others like you are.
ㅤㅤBut nice things never last, do they...?
ㅤㅤAfter being discriminated & ostracized by society for as long as they can remember thanks to Kastor's influence, Wally alongside Barnaby go out to find other puppets like them in order to create a circus, where they all started performing together. ㅤㅤHowever, this all came to an abrupt end when Kastor cursed the whole city, making all of them forget everything about the circus out of spite and jealousy; all except Wally, who now has to carry with the burden of remembering, while all of her friends don't.
. . . AU info below !
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!﹘Index ,
Boundaries
Characters
Story
Misc
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1. ﹕ Boundaries ,
💧 What is ok?
Fan art, edits, cosplays, fanfics, anything creative!
Platonic OC x Canon, Zeze is aroace!
Character interactions of any kind!  In any medium!  I’d love to see them!
Memes or things alike!
Hurt/comfort, angst
Fanon AUs of the AU
Edits! All of this, as long as you tag/ credit me of course!
💧 What is not ok?
Selling mass produced merchandise.
Sexual interactions, both explicit and not explicit.
Romantic OC x Canon, again, aroace!  Not open to relationships!
Anything related to crushes/ atraction to masc/ male characters, not even as a joke. Zeze's a lesbian!
Redesigns, recolors, tracing, etc. without my permission.
Gore, body horror Please respect these boundaries, if not you will be blocked and blacklisted.
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2. ﹕ Characters ,
🎭 ; Wally Darling, the trapeze artist!
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🌺 ; Julie Joyful, the acrobat!
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⭐ ; Sally Starlet, the acrobat!
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🃏 ; Kastor (K.W.), the wizard! (antagonist)
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the others don't have a reference yet, I'll add them once I make them!
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3. ﹕ Story ,
ㅤㅤNo one ever liked them. None of them. They were considered weird, ugly; Dangerous. So they sticked together, supported each other, and thus formed a small family.
ㅤㅤAll of them had Something, were something others didn't like. Wally was too flexible; Barnaby was too big; Eddie was too strong, and all of them were monsters made out of felt to their eyes. They were easy to judge, so people took advantage of that.
ㅤㅤIt all started when Wally found Barnaby in an alley, abandoned and beaten up. They talked, and soon became friends; that's when they had the idea to find others like them, others who were ostracized by society. It didn't take long until they did; through sings, word of mouth and rumors, or by finding them in hidden places like dark streets or abandoned buildings. And so, they formed "Home", a circus of the city's "weirdos". ㅤㅤThey performed for others, with time gained their sympathy and admiration; their shows were fun, unique, mesmerizing. Everyone liked them. But most importantly, They liked doing them. They supported, took care of, Loved each other; they were finally happy, together.
ㅤㅤBut nice things never last, do they?
ㅤㅤIt started just like any other day; Wally woke up in the small room he rented with his share of the money made from the shows, got ready for the day and went out, heading to the tent they performed in to rehearse with the others. It was like a home, only there he felt like he belonged, only there he felt safe.
ㅤㅤBut it wasn't there. Home was completely gone.
ㅤㅤWally felt his heart sank. Did something happen? What could've possibly caused the whole tent to disappear overnight? She quickly approached someone she'd seen in the audience multiple times and asked them about it, but to his surprise, they looked at them with disgust and pushed him away, telling her to never approach them again before walking away, insulting him under their breath.
ㅤㅤShe quickly got up, running to the inn he knew Barnaby was staying at; they'd never seen him there, and added that they'd never let a freak like him stay there in the first place. When he got out, a man dressed in black stared at him from the shadows, mockingly smiling before turning away and disappearing without leaving a trace. Tears were already running down her face, ruining their make up and making other people stare at him with disapproval. "Why?" she thought, dropping to her knees, defeated. Why was this happening to him? What did they do to deserve this? Why was everyone so cruel? ㅤㅤAfter a few hours of walking around, he couldn't deny it any longer. To her horror...
ㅤㅤNo one remembered. Not even those who she thought of as family. ㅤㅤIt was like nothing ever happened. Like Home never happened.
ㅤㅤThis is a story not lost to time, ㅤㅤbut to a man's hatred and jealousy.
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4. ﹕ Misc ,
The AU's Spotify playlist!
more coming soon . . .
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Farewell, neighbor! Thank you for reading. @:)
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ncityavenue · 2 years
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𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙉𝘾𝙏 𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙨
Very straightforward, it's not gonna be all of nct. Random selects I guess, it's gonna be members that come to the front of my mind if that makes sense🤞🏾
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JAEHYUN
Why do I feel like this my man's texting is dry💀like you tell him your plans for the week and hes just like "OK." And yall don't text for the next 4 hrs— STOP WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN JAEHYUN SLANDER😭😭 LOVE HIM THO🤞🏾
(Suggestive) you will know when he's in THE mood if you catch my drift, he texts more frantically and his sentences don't make sense as much ncjwbdhdbakm— you'd be like "are you okay?" And he's like "...I'm horny" and you're just like "okay well I'm at work so you gotta wait " NSIWBCCHSBWKMAO IM SORRY—
BRUH HIS LAUGH TEXT STYLE IS DEFINITELY "Lol", "lmfao", "💀". You genuinely don't know if you made him laugh unless you are on call with him and you hear that dad laugh😭
JOHNNY
He always greets you with a "good morning sexy😏" like sir....we have slobber all over our mouth, SEXY WHERE????
He texts you just to make you're notifications go outta whack, JUST FOR FUN😭
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA"
"Hi"
"Hi
"Hi"
"Hi"
"JOHNNY PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE."
"Hiii🤗💗💗💗"
"Fuck you"
YUTA
He's a "words of affirmation" texter, like in the morning he tells you "have a good day<333" or "you'll do great today<3"
I mean yuta is more of caller than texter bc he wants to hear your voice 🥰😍🤗🤗❤❤💗💗 awhhhh so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
He's a sweet texter honestly, DONT TAKE HIM FOR GRANTED
TEN
"Hey dumbass, wanna go out with me and yang?"
I knowwww he accidentally switches the languages anytime he talks to you
He sends SO MANY photos throughout his day * if yall are together he sends...uhm— YEAH YOU GET THE POINT. Thirst trap Ten era🥱*
Crazy thing is you never know if it's actually ten texting you bc he let's his friends borrow his phone and then somehow you wind up talking to Xiaojun instead of Ten. HE SHOULD STOP LETTING PEOPLE JUST HAVE HIS PHONE😭
(Suggestive maybe) "So, I'm at Spencer's."
"Oh great! Have fun!"
"So what size dildo do you want? They have 6,8,9,and 12 inch:)
"...Why am I with you again?"
"JUST TELL ME😩"
"8 is a great start ig...."
" okay well I'm at the counter with the 12 inch anyway! See you later love you gorgeous🥰"
"I-..."
JENO
You never truly know what you're gonna get outta him, one day he'll be blowing up your notifications the next he'll be the driest mf ever (Jaehyun 2.0)
He sends memes, honestly all of Dream send memes. So it just runs through his veins
He mostly sends them (flirty memes) when you flirt with him and since he's not the best at flirting he sends one like "damn you lookin fine as hell" with like a a cute cat with sunglasses on😭😭(except that one time a czennie said he was cute and then he said they were cute as well on live and Mark was like :0)
There's been a unhealthy amount of times where he accidentally texts you random gibberish, and he's always like "my bad😊"
MARK
NOOOOOO😭😭 IM LAUGHING ALREADY THINKING ABT THIS, So he makes so many typos especially when you start to flirt HE JUST GOES BALLISTIC💀
"So wht shuld we do TodaY?"
"Omg mark are you asking me out😏😏"
"WA.KT WAT NO...AIM I??? WULD U SAY NO IF I WAS? WAIT HUH—"
"MARK PLEASE CALM DOWN IM JOKING😭"
"I'm sorry imsorryyou scared me I shoukds have asked how ur daiy wss sorry sorry!!!!"
"YOU'RE FINE BABY😭"
"Ba-...baby?"
"Yeah?"
"Uhm- okay sugar plum"
"...leave the pet names to me from now on.."
"IM TRYING😭"
If he keeps making errors in his text, he either calls you or sends a voice message💀 Save mark pls.
HAECHAN
He sends memes for EVER-Y-THING, there's never a moment where you're talking to haechan and he doesn't send a meme.
He his text laughs are "GOODBYE-", "LMFAOAOAOAOAO", "IM WHEEZING", "GOODNIGHTTTT"
"Die."
He sends hoe pics
Even if yall are just platonic he sends hoe-y pics and you're like "haechan, I'm at work." And he's like "exactly. Thoughts?" So you decide to fuck with him and you answer with "..why's there a lotion and sock behind you?" And haechan literally deletes the photo😭😭
" hiiiii🥰🥰🥰"
"No."
"C'mon let's talk for like 10 seconds"
"Okay fine"
"How's ur day so far🤗"
"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10"
"..Die."
"byeeee see u later😍🤞🏾"
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I've been had this idea for awhile but I never wrote it bc I didn't know how to put my frantic thoughts into words- bitch I sound crazy uhm ANYWAYS BXIWVDUWKDOK😭😭
But I hope you liked this and this the end of The BGKSC [Black Girl Kpop Stan Chronicles] IDC IM MAKING IT A THING LEAVE ME BE😭😭😭 BYE BESTIE BOOS🤗❤❤
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kaeyastopmakingicepuns · 11 months
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Things that have definitely happened in the group chats
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Mammon: OK, MC, it's time ya finally settle this for us!
Beel: Settle what?
MC: ?
Mammon: Who's your favorite of the seven of us?!
Levi: LOL, like they'd actually tell us.
Lucifer: *sigh sticker*
MC: Oh, that.
MC: Today, it's Mammon
Mammon: I KNEW IT!!
Mammon: Wait, 'today'?
MC: Tomorrow? Who knows...
Satan: So you're saying there's still time to influence the rankings, then?
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Mammon: Hey, MC, what gives? I've been looking everywhere for you! Where are ya?!
MC: Sorry Mammon, I've lost my phone. I'll text you once I find it.
Mammon: Oh, okay.
Mammon: Hurry up and find it! Don't keep your first man waitin', ya hear?
Lucifer: ...
Mammon: HEY! Wait a minute!
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*something mildly inconvenient happens to MC*
MC:
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The bros: *all typing at once*
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Levi: Hey, MC, can you bring me some updog?
MC: Are you seriously trying to updog me in the group chat?
Mammon: *laughing sticker*
Lucifer: What's updog?
Levi: ...oh no.
MC: f
Satan: How?! You weren't even trying!
Mammon: f
Belphie: f
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MC: It is a lovely morning in the devildom and I am a horrible human.
Lucifer: What did you do this time?
Asmo: You guys! Emergency! Solomon's in the kitchen!
MC: I'm so sorry.
Lucifer: As I recall, we have to go to student council early this morning. I expect you all to be there.
Lucifer: MC, would you have Solomon walk you to school this morning?
MC: You guys, no. D:
Mammon: Sorry MC, we take student council very seriously.
Levi: And going to classes is very important.
MC: Don't remember me as I died. Remember me as I lived.
MC: Giving Lucifer a headache.
Satan:
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Belphie:
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Diavolo: Lucifer, guess what? Today I learned meme is!
Lucifer: Please tell me you're joking.
Barbatos: The young master has become quite proficient at using them.
Lucifer: I need a drink.
Divolo:
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🐺 Being MSBY's Manager 🐺
MSBY Being Protective of Miss Manager
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MSBY x Female Manager
Warnings: Swearing, Protective men
AN: This is part 2 of an anon request!
🌠 Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠
I'm not sure how you manage YN
Literally this is essentially high paid babysitting
MSBY might be professionals but they are anything but professional
All of these boys are petty
First off, you are absolutely gorgeous 😍
Literally breathtaking 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
You walk into a room and all eyes go to you
But you are also an amazing manager!
Beyond capable and perfect for the job
You know how to encourage Bokuto
How to keep Hinata from hurting himself
How to keep Atsumu's ego in check
How to talk to Sakusa 🤣
Literally you are the teams go to lady!
Meian is so thankful you exist
Literally he is so exhausted 😩
Imagine dealing with Hinata, Bokuto AND Atsumu in one day 😅
My brains hurting just thinking about it
But never fear, we have YN 🙌🏻
Barnes and Tomas tease you relentlessly for your height
Even if you were their height, they'd still tease you
Barnes says your pocket sized 🥺
Besties with Libero Inunaki
Seriously I get the best vibes from all the Liberos
You two send memes and have all the inside jokes
The guys absolutely adore you YN
However 👀 there is one teeny tiny issue
They may, during certain situations be extremely... well protective 😬
Even Sakusa
You are THEIR Manager YN
So when the Schweiden Adlers come for a game 👀
Welp let's just say, things get... interesting
First off, team captain for the Adlers, Hirugami, immediately tries to recruit you to the Adlers
It does not go well...
Meian is there in .03 seconds 😅
"YN is he bothering you?"- Meian 😑
"Umm no..."- you 👀
Hirugami 👉🏻😏
After leaving that horribly awkward scenario, you wander over to the bench where you notice a certain someone has dropped his towel
You 👉🏻 "hey you dropped this Hoshiumi" 😊
Hoshiumi 👉🏻 "thanks YN! You are so sweet"
Hinata and Bokuto 👉🏻😳🤨 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️
"YN!! Come set for me!!"- Bokuto
"AND ME"👉🏻 Hinata
"Ummm ok... do you want to come Hoshiumi?"
Hoshiumi👉🏻 "I'd lo-"
"Shouldn't you be practicing with your own team and manager"- Bokuto 😤
"Oh wait you don't have a manager! Come on YN"- Hinata
Hinata will literally drag you away ✋️
Ok then 😐
After you manage to get the two idiots under control, you go to take your jacket off
No way it doesn't get hot in the gym with all the sweaty men
Que all the ogling at YN removing her jacket 🙄
Barnes is literally going to block anyone from seeing you in your t-shirt
Like you were just stripping in the middle of practice or something 🤦‍♀️
On your way back from filling up the water bottles, you accidently run into the back of the stoic tree known as Ushiwaka
He literally grabs you around the waist and stops you from falling over
🥵🥵🥵
"Be careful there YN!"
"Oh Ushijima, I'm so sorry"- you ☺️
Before you can even process that Ushiwaka is touching you, Sakusa is behind you
Just looming
Literally his eyes are like 😐😑
"You can let YN go Ushijima"- Sakusa
"I'm just making sure she's steady"- Ushijima
"She's fine"- Sakusa 😑
🌳 🐜 🌳
That's how you look right now, a freaking ant in a forest of trees
"Thanks Ushijima!"- you
Ushijima reluctantly let's you go 😅
Sakusa just glares as you walk away 🙃
Ok this is fun
These boys are all silently fighing over you and you have no clue 🤪
Must be rough YN
However the final tip of the scale occurs when Kageyama seeks you out and asks you to toss for him 😃
That act alone is so triggering for Atsumu
You are only allowed to toss for HIM
"I can toss for you Kageyama"- You 🥰
"Ok just stand over here"- Kageyama, grabbing your hips and situating you
Suddenly you are literally thrown over Atsumu's shoulders and hauled away
"Nope! No freaking way!"- Atsumu
"What the heck Atsumu? I was helping Kageyama!"- You, literally a sack of flour
Atsumu will caveman haul you to his side or the net and put you down before boring holes in Kageyama's head
Kageyama has no clue what just happened
He just wanted your help
You glare at Atsumu 😑
"I can toss for both of you!"- you, being extremely logical
🌠 No 🌠 - Atsumu
He puts you down ans then situates you where he wants you
He does it in a very dramatic way, touching you whenever possible just to make a point 🙄
He's essentially staking his claim
There is literally no reason for their behavior
There is more than enough YN to go around
That sounded so dirty 😅
Just give in YN, there is no reasoning with crazy 😜
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Rise of the TMNT headcanons because I feel uhhhsodk emotions or something
Warnings: anxiety , gore mention, trauma/PTSD mentions, kidnapping, yelling mentions, claustrophobia mention, if I missed any please lmk ‼️‼️
Donatello ( my favorite hands fucking down )
LOVES "it's always sunny in Philadelphia" and relates to Dennis wayyy too much
( also made a joke about how splinter is frank and he was actually cool with it )
Likes those HYPERBOP and songs like that
At 5am and raph is waking up for the day and he finds Donnie in his room fully awake
"Ive been up for 3 days everything is haunted everybody's evi-"
He also likes twentyone pilots
House of gold, taking my time on my ride, and car radio are his favorites
Actually hates monster ( like the drink ) but he has a can in his room from 2020 that he just poured out for decoration
( honestly I can't even really hate on it I think 2020 just ruined it LMAO )
Has no blankets. Sleeps with a single sheet and a unwashed unsheeted pillow.
Is one of those people that people mistake for way older
Yokai thinks he's at least 18-20 and get so freaked out finding out he's actually just 14
( he loves the attention )
He actually likes HOMESTUCK 😭
( this is based on my friend who likes Homestuck and they remind me of Donatello to some degree )
Has a fan that hasn't had a break since 2016
Maybe longer
Has seasonal depression
He likes to be with April or doing something during the winter because of it to distract himself
April and raph are good with helping him
Leo knows but he knows to just stay out of his way and leave him the fuck alone
And Mikey hasn't really been told because Donnie feels like he's burdening people with his problems ( he didn't even want Leo to know but he just caught on )
He even feels guilty for dragging April and raph into it
Him and Mikey LOVE LOVE LOVED spiderverse
( Donnie got the movie illegally before it even came out )
This mother fucker definitely fell to his knees for spider punk im so sorry
This same mother fucker also probably loved Danganronpa...
He doesn't really like southpark but some episodes get to him
LOVES GHOSTFACE
TO ANOTHER LEVEL
NO ONE CAN LOVE GHOSTFACE AS MUCH AS HIM
Actually probably has purple injected into his veins
"yeah my veins bruise in the blink of an eye and I can't move my body sometimes but so what? It was worth it??"
hates on dream so hard....
DONT HUG ME IM SCARED AKWNWJJF
ALL OF THE BOYS WATCHED IT ( maybe not raph tho actually )
He actually made discord ( idk if I'm even joking or not )
Would this be a good time to add a picture of what I think human Donnie would look like?
Uhhh yeah
Yeah I think so
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Ok next
Leonardooooooooo
Just fyi this shit is gonna be so angsty
It will dip I promise
He can't get enough of those "drake the type" memes
But also low-key he is drake
Has a hello kitty clock in his room that actually works for him
He was that annoying ass kid who would say "I can scream like a girl" and then scream to the top of their fucking lungs
The ADHD was tooo muuchhh
So he just basically climbs walls who cares
He's on the ceiling? What's new.
Ok so spieerpunk had don to his knees but Leo was all for Miguel
" NOOOO MY SPIDER PAPIIIII- " *splinter right fucking there*
Daddy issues just crawling out of all of their skin ANYWAYS
Can't draw for shit but loves art
The way he words things makes him sound like a complete gaslighter but he's just stupid
"?? I don't gaslight?? HUH no seriously what did I do?"
The Mario movie possessed him for a while tbh
DIP!
even hours after him returning from the prison realm he was dissociating so bad he was crying to feel something
Just a few weeks later, he isn't better yet by any means he's just ok enough to function
Someone dropped a plate or something ( I probably need to rewatch the scene before I make headcanons for it LMAO ) or dropped a pot, something loud
And he practically went down with it
He fell to the floor and stayed there for a bit
He didn't cry or say anything
Then Mikey tapped his shoulder and he fucking SNAPPED
He will never forgive himself
🫶🏼
The CRUCIAL NIGHTMARESS
*rubs my hands in evilness*
He could feel the same AIR as the prison realm at times
He smelt the same scent
Raph, draxum, and Casey had to sleep in the same room for a while so they would hear him
But sometimes he didn't loudly jerk himself awake
Sometimes it played through and he woke up and didn't make a peep
Sometimes they knew and sometimes they didn't
Most of the time one of them would just wake up because of instinct and see him just frozen
Can't handle gore now
He used to but can't anymore
It reminds him of 1
The kraang
And 2
Seeing his brothers eye all fucked up like that was too much
There were times he didn't even know who he was anymore
He was scared to leave his room for a while and felt such bad guilt for it
While they're out on a mission and Leo's just curled up in his room blowing up raphs phone
Raph wishes he could say something like "oh how the tables have turned" but this isn't what he wanted at all
Uhh ok sudden switch up
HE LOVES BO BURNHAMMMM
Him and Don and Mikey listen to Will Wood
SHAYFER JAMES TOO
JUST THOSE TYPES OF ARTIST
Mixed with late 90s to early 2000s
"erm.... what da flip ;-; NO STFU IM JUST KIDDING STOP BULLYING ME ITS A JOKE-"
Him if he was a hummmaannn
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+ maybe some scars on his back
Raphael
Blind in his one eye and low-key has bad eyesight in his other one
He can still see decently but it's pretty much fucked
He likes squishmellows but he knows Mikey LOVES them so if he buys/ finds one, he'll give it to Mikey
He's more of a "childhood stuff animal nostalgia" anyways
Doesn't like to cuss but if he's REALLY scared, he'll let a loud and quick "FUCK -" slip out of his mouth
Or if he's angry hell mumble "this bitch-" or something like that
He feels like he's not doing enough as a brother but genuinely forgets that he needs to take care of himself
Not physically but more so emotionally
He beats himself up when making a mistake even if it was out of kindness
He doesn't think things all the way through and just immediately jumps to "I wanna help people!"
And ends up making a bigger mess so he feels like a bad person
( people have reassured him he's not but he plays back how people get mad at him when he messes up and he doesn't know how to forgive himself if someone got THAT mad at him )
He sometimes just gets this burst of love and just hugs one of his siblings or friends
I think he doesn't develop feelings easily ( infact it's kinda hard for him to, not in a bad way )but one time there was a yokai, about his size, and they really enjoyed each other
He didn't tell anyone but he got her number and they still talk and he might have small feelings for her
The reason he hates being alone because it's a PTSD thing ( that only got worse after the kraang thing )
( he was alone and in danger for most of the movie, the only reason he wasn't freaking out because he knew if he did he was fucked )
And he got possessed before he could even lose his shit
But basically I think he got kidnapped by a hunter and held him captive ( either chained, or in a cage ) for 2 days before splinter found him
( yes they searched for him for 2 days )
The hunter would shoot his gun next to the cage ( or restraints ) he was in to purposely mess with him
And if he cried he would get in his face and start yelling until raph forced himself to stop crying because of fear
It was traumatic
Splinter has his own trauma from losing his fucking kid for 2 days, but it still fucks with raph badly
He still remembers it so vividly that it feels like it had only happened a week ago
So add that in top of the kraang doing what they did to him.....
He was only holding it together for Leo tbh
He can't go to certain areas or he'll start to hear the hunter yelling in his face again, like a hallucination
It's gotten a little bit better over time but the kraang set him so far back
He was also already claustrophobic, but if anyone tries to hold him down now he just immediately throws them off
And hard
Anything that really reminds him too much of the past he just starts freaking out
So he doesn't like to be alone :)
I could do a separate post for this maybe
But moving on
Any early 2000s song from anyone or any 2000 themed song is his SHIT
They did a karaoke night and he did Brittany spears ( yes I know that's like late 90s but yk THAT CATEGORY )
He put on a blonde wig tho and was actually kinda feeling it at some point
He LOVES walking around at night
Just strolling
He loves food. He eats everything
There is nothing he won't eat
He just loves everything
I forgot his scar sadly but here 😔‼️💔
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( the nose piercing is fake he's too scared to get one HELP )
Mikey:
This lil shit STEALS
HE USES HIS INNOCENCE TO HIS ADVANTAGE
And I sleeps fine at night with all of it in his room.
ADVENTURE TIMEEE
he loves cartoons
Adult cartoons, children cartoons
If it's animated he wants it injected into his spinal fluid
His music taste is everything
But he really likes indie / indie rock songs
Has all of his art and drawings hung up on his walls
There's maybe one or.two posters he actually bought the rest is his art
Loves spiderverse but he couldn't even enjoy it because he kept looking at Leo crazy with this out of pocket comments
"I wanna pick him up like a baby lion and wash him and feed him milk and release him back into the wild"
"*deadpan* Leo. What the actual hell."
Draxums favorite. Only Mikey knows he's his favorite. If anyone asks drax who his favorite is he says he hates everyone equally and looks over at Mikey
Speaking of drax I think they're vent buddies
Drax vents to him Mikey vents to drax
Drax was very helpful with all of them during the time they were all fucked up from kraang
He even got them into therapy but I'm gonna make a draxum section because I love him ( I lied he's my favorite character, then Donnie)
( God I love drax and Mikey so much let me go on a rant rq )
Apart of draxs training he could definitely pass as a licensed therapist
So if really anyone has some sort of mental thing going on he's there
Even for Leo ( even tho Leo didn't really want his help, that quickly changed tho, again I'll just put this in his section✨ )
But Mikey has these really bad panic attacks that even his brothers don't know about
Only splinter and drax
Splinter is there to comfort him and drax is there to let him talk about it
Mikey doesn't want his brothers to know because he's technically the "therapist" so splinter and drax will never tell anyone
Watched MSA just to make fun of it
Also says cringe shit because he thinks it's funny like Leo
"GYATTTTT....... Y'all know I'm joking right-"
Loves Lilo and stitch
Has an art Instagram with over 1000 followers
LOVES SPICY FOOD
He ate the spiciest chip and then asked for another
Loves spooky month
Fought leo for that damn hello kitty clock
Then stole it
" I'm in your walls :3"
He ate a like 2 handfuls of orbeez when he was 5 before splinter caught him
HUMAN
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Draxum:
MY ACTUAL FAVORITE FUCKING CHARACTER AAAAAAAAA
YES I absolutely believe he could qualify as a therapist and he absolutely uses that to his advantage
Leo was still "ish" about draxum but he became a lot more appreciative of him during the times that raph and Casey couldn't be there ( like missions )
He even took time out of work to be there
If he called? He's already almost there
He absolutely a mom IDC he even has the messy mom bun
Mikey calls him dad and that's part of the reason he's his favorite
"honey, it was ruined when she bought it *snaps*" ( I'm sorry ) ( I have to draw this now)
LOVESS BLANKETS
Like all the blankets
The resting bitch face is so real
He has to be leaping for joy happy to maintain a happy face
Goes to Donnies room and tells him to lay his ass down ( he doesnt )
Sends millennial memes to the boys....
*insert a cat smashing on a piano* he's wheezing.
Him and Mikey paint together sometimes
Because he can actually paint super fucking good
Scars all around his body
HUMAN FORMMM
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restinsodaroni · 11 months
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I'll try posting the FAQ this way lol, hopefully this works better! So read below to see the asks I will and won't accept or answers to common questions I get! I'll be linking this in my pinned post!
Alright! Please read this before sending in an ask!
REMEMBER AN ACTUAL PERSON (Me) RUNS THIS ACCOUNT NOT SUN OR MOON! KEEP THAT IN MIND BEFORE SENDING ANYTHING!! THANK YOU!!
🚫Evidently I am going to have to be stricter now since I have been creeped out numerous times on here. So yeah I will be blocking folks who keep disregarding my boundaries or just being impolite! Sorry! 🚫
Hey so please don't:
• Send me any questions that ask about what would Sun and Moon do if you were harming yourself no matter the severity or the circumstances. It makes me uncomfortable and I shouldn't have to explain why.
• Spam the same ask especially everyday! That is not gonna get me to answer you. Spamming = Block I am not going to be lenient about this anymore!
• Send me an ask to change Y/N's body type.
Here's a post where I talk about said boundaries.
Can I draw you fanart or send you a fic centered around your AU?
How do you pronounce your Username?
It's rest in sodaroni ! It's a play on the phrase rest in pepperoni. I made a joke about it a while ago with my sibling and decided to make it my username lol. Yes I know separating the words would have been ideal, but I'm not changing it now!
Sure you can! As long as it’s sfw then its fine!
Are you ok with nsfw being sent to you?
I am not! I’d like to keep this blog sfw please! 
How come you haven’t answered my ask?
Well that’s because I get sent A LOT of asks. And a majority of them need comic responses which takes time to do. Not to mention my schedule is pretty hectic, even when I have free time I don't know if I'll have time to myself lol.
And I have other projects, art, and my Daycare Attendant fics I want to work on too sometimes. So just know if you send in an ask it may take me a while to answer it!
Also I may not have a good idea how to answer your ask at the time. Or I'm just overwhelmed at the moment lol 😅 And please don't spam the same ask in my inbox. Spamming = Block
Where can I read your fanfics?
You can read them right here!
‼️ Disclaimer! Please read the tags and summary for either fics! I don't want you to be blindsided when you find out the fic isn't 100% fluff or wholesome! Just gonna give you a heads up lol ‼️
When will the next chapter of your fic(s) be out?
I promise you I'm working on it! It just takes me longer because of the drawings since I am putting more effort into them now!
Can I use one of your drawings as an icon, wallpaper, etc?
Yeah that’s fine!
Why did you draw Sun, Moon, or Eclipse like *Insert questions here*?
Why does anyone draw the way they do? Because I wanted to lol, and I like how it looks. That's basically it haha.
Can you draw me/myoc/my sun and moon/a meme?
Sure! But please send a picture of what you want me to draw! I got a handful of asks that requested this but sent me no reference photos so I don’t know what to draw lol.
Also don't send me drawing prompts of your characters/You getting too intimate with Sun and Moon or even Y/n. (Yes, I have to add Y/n on here now...)
If you want a hug cool, anything more than that I will probably not draw since some people can't behave lol.
If you send a question about wanting to be mean or even hurt Sun or Moon just don't get upset by the response you are given lol. It's just a comic, it's not real and Sun and Moon are not really mad.
Where do you get your gifs/screenshots of the Daycare Attendant?
I watch a lot of Fnaf security breach sfm videos on YouTube so sometimes I come across a funny video clip and screenshot or make a gif of it.
Who is your favorite? Sun or Moon?
I’ll be honest, I can’t pick between the two lol. I like them both!
I don't like your art style/ I don't like how you draw Sun, Moon, or Eclipse/ One of your drawings came out weird lol / You don't draw as good as the other artists.
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It's fine if you don't like my art style, but please just keep it to yourself, your blog, your friends, your grandmother, or whatever. Like idk why people on here felt the need to tell this to me, but yeah don't do that. And no, telling me you don't like my art style but like my comics isn't the compliment you think it is. I wouldn't have cared so much until I got a few people telling me this pretty much every time I posted. I ignored it as long as I could lol 🤷🏻‍♀️
This pertains to a few asks so I'll address it here:
I know when someone is fetish farming, I'm not naive lol. Like it seems really suspicious when I have the same person/anon desperately trying to get me to draw a specific ask 👀 soooo cut that shit out lol. It's very creepy and goes against my consent. Also chill with the dark humor.
*Ok so I’m going to be talking about a heavy topic here so read no further if you experience thoughts of self-harm or depressive thoughts!*
I don’t believe I would get an ask like this again but this is just in case! ( Edit: nevermind I did get more asks pertaining to self-harm smh ) I don’t mind drawing you something if you had a bad day, but I will not draw something for someone who requesting me to comfort them with a drawing of Sun or Moon because they self-harmed. I’m sorry if that sounds harsh, but I just can’t. I go over my reasoning in this post. Please don't send me any self-harm related questions!
*End of the serious topic!*
And that should be it! I may update this down the line! Thank you for taking the time to read this!
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Hello RTC enjoyers, I am giving you my assorted thoughts on the McCarter version. I have only ever seen the off-broadway version and I really want to see what this one is like so away we go!
Karnak is not a puppet or a suit this time, but he has a cool hat
this karnak feels rage
Virgil is a lady and she is shredding the bass
oh my god they made a covid joke
I am afraid of this karnak
ricky has a tambourine and stickers on his wheelchair and is very unenthusiastic I love him
props to this karnak for being an animatronic very well
He didn't grab his crotch and i don't know if im happy about it or not
Ricky is filled with sass, i love it
this jane adds more emotion and acts/sounds a lot more like a kid and it hurts my heart
WHy does everyone have so much more sass in this production
I like that ocean and constance(and everyone really) are actually being friends here
ocean's actress is so expressive it's great
the SASS
I love her
I was expecting borthday, I did not get borthday
"no one's making out with tambourine guy"
everyone is pissed at ocean and rightfully so
I would give Jane a hug
HE TURNED TO THE AUDIENCE AND DID THE GAY HAND OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM
he has earrings you guys Noel has earrings have you seen Noel with earrings you need to see Noel with earrings
I stand by my previous statement that Noel would like 'Chicago'
I wouldn't say that the voices are particularly better or worse. I have gotten used to the off Broadway and recorded casts. So this is different, but they're doing an amazing job.
Ricky, I am going to take away your squeeze keys privileges. Stop memeing
Noel please to not moan
Constance and Mischa did a little handshake
Ocean keeps kicking Karnak before her songs
Constance and ocean did a little handshake
Fun fact: mischa slaps less asses in this version
talia is such a beautiful song you guys
TALIA AND MISCHA GET TO DANCE TOGETHER IN THE FAST PART ON THE PROJECTION
ok so noel went over to comfort mischa after the song ended and he just sort of grabbed him and hugged him and it was the sweetest thing
"what if people cant handle what I have to say" well we can't but I am looking forward to it so go ahead
I don't know how they managed it but they hypersexualised SABM
(ok so they changed it to "mysteriously stopped talking" which i think i prefer because that means that he is now choosing to speak, rather than now able to. Selective mutism? I also like how the second he gets to the afterlife he isn't just free of the chair or cane, he keeps them.)
I love Ricky so much you guys
He has an electric guitar
also he didn't concede, i don't know why
Jane seems genuinely sad and afraid
it continues to baffle me that these women can hit the notes
I love Jane
I know I have said this a lot but I love them all so much my little dead children
Constance's monologue always makes me cry
I haven't cried at sugar cloud like this since the first time I watched rtc
ok im sorry if this is an unpopular opinion but I like how she does sugar cloud more than the cast recording
Karnak you bitch
*don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry*
karnak's death was a lot more chaotic
*don'tcrydontcrydontcrydontcry*
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bayleafpsa · 8 months
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I'll probably regret putting this in the tag but here it goes.
Last week I've seen different posts (not all in the tags, which, good) about ultrakill somehow complaining about shipping or fandom being horny and often there's a certain... connotation to it, that it's somehow doing it wrong or even that there's something morally reprehensible about it that is really grinding my gear.
I get it, ok? I like writing meta, I like gen content, I sometimes get weary of finding the same variations of a couple of premises in fanfic and art. But I want you to take some things into account.
One, Tumblr and AO3 are not "the fandom". Tumblr is a niche site with a niche audience and this is a fandom of limited size. Tumblr's Ultrakill tag is not representative of the Ultrakill fandom or even Ultrakill-related content.
And yes, Tumblr's particular audience prioritizes shipping, but that's going to sex shop and complaining they have dildos. You don't have to buy dildos. You don't have to like dildos. But there will be dildos. Lots of them. It's probably one of their best selling products. What did you expect.
In this fandom it's not even as uniform as people represent? I just opened the tag and there are several posts with nothing related to shipping, sex or relationships. I see memes, posts about gameplay, OCs, general drawings of characters, a couple AUs?
Assuming, however, that it was so horribly shipping dominated... Ok, you don't like it. People are engaging with fandom in the way they find fun and rewarding? These people are engaging in their off-time, they have no obligation to have the same priorities. Especially if they are going through the effort to make their own content. I may find "Gabriel's sexual awakening in the Heresy fight" an overused scene now, but if that particular writer wants to take their time to give their take on it it's none of my damn business.
I like metas, but nobody is under the obligation to write them or give a shit about mine. Not one of them has the reach of my dumb "homoerotic death threats" off-joke that somehow is my most popular post ever. Of course they don't. The competition is with a stupid funny post that people can easily reblog. It's almost like there's this idea that if sex/shipping was off the table the game's fandom would become this cerebral thing about high concepts and not memes and easy, digestible content for entertainment. The memes would just be more about carnage than gay sex, y'all.
And please, please, PLEASE remember that something can annoying, aggravating or even repulsive to you without being a moral issue. Hornyposting about a damn fictional robot is not a moral issue. It's not even a question of the fandom being more or less intelectual or focused on what the game is "really about" (as if that's something that could be specified, or that excludes sexuality in Ultrakill's case), since often people providing gen content and non-shipping analysis are the same that make the shippy and porny stuff.
I'm often out there talking about the lack of F/F content in other fandoms I'm part of, or pushing for more gen and analyses, but my intent and method has always been promotion of what I believe is lacking. You can push for something without making it a moral question, or people that have different interests your rhetorical adversaries.
All of this isn't targeted towards one person, but a small pattern I've noticed and I'd rather not see grow into the bizarre discussions I've seen in the past. Take from this reflection what you will. Ultimately, it's fandom, it's a leisure activity, and if nobody is doing anything harmful preference is just preference.
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undead-knick-knack · 1 year
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As a Laudmoore shipper, I was wondering if you noticed the fandoms weird deflection of Ashton's behaviors at the end of the fight against the frog-dragon? I don't know, but I've seen some people commenting on how sweet it was that Imogen used telekinesis to pull Laudna along and Ashton using his rage to pull Fearne along. It kinda neatly separate's the four of them into the two most comfortable ships for people (Imodna and Callowmoore) but it does nothing to address the fact that Ashton was also pulling Laudna along too.
It feels weirdly simplistic? Like, because Imogen has feelings for Laudna, Imogen saved her. But because Fearne and Ashton steal from each other, Ashton saved Fearne, but not also Laudna
I'm not sure, what are your thoughts?
Oh yeah I've definitely noticed people ignoring that Imogen using telekinetic shove directly pushed Laudna into Ashton's Gravity Well which is what ultimately got her out of harm's way. Like objectively that is what happened and it's weird that people feel the need to separate these 2things and only focus on Ashton helping Fearne, and Imogen helping Laudna Ashton even doing that really isn't surprising since this is what he's been doing since getting Laudna back, looking out for her; and as the party's Tank, it's basically they're fucking job to try to keep the Glass Canon from getting pummeled. Like I have no doubt in my mind that if the scenario would have been different, Ashton would've pulled Imogen along too with no hesitation. Personally, as a Laudmoore and Callowmoore shipper I view the whole thing as "Ashton is being a good protector of 2women they care about :)," and am thankful everyone came out ok Side note tho, as a joke, when I watched the episode with my friend I made this meme with no intention of posting it, but I'm feeling silly tonight so I'll post it here :3
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PLEASE NOTE, this meme is in fact a joke I made taking the piss out of people who view literally everything thru a shipping and romantic context, and is not really how I view the whole situation
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kamyru · 2 years
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A different kind of MC challenge
Hey! It's been a while since the last time I started a challenge. Though, @lovelovecorner made a post about her as an MC that I found very interesting and refreshing. 
Unfortunately, a lot of MCs are nearly the same, with no big differences between them. Even if they are meant to portray an average otome player, it's impossible to deny that people are different from each other. So, I thought, what personality traits/interests/physical features do I have that would make me different from most MCs. 
I challenge everyone who wants to write their unique traits, especially @lovelovecorner, @lxvescramble, @lys-lilac, @sterkeyra, @lemmelynn, @koifishcakes, @sekainoongaku, @xxbookloversworldxx to take part on this.
It doesn't matter if you choose personality or physical traits. It can be whatever and how many you want. I'll start.
Traits that I have that most MCs don't
I lack strong emotions - Most MCs are shown to be easy to read and obtain a reaction from them. Ayumu's MC, Kaga's MC, and Yuki's MC are the target of the LIs' teasing. Moreover, nearly every MC is said to be easy to read. While I respond to teasing, it's nearly impossible to obtain an entertaining reaction from me. I'm not screaming when I'm scared. I don't laugh hard at most of the jokes. I don't cry when I have to part ways with someone. I am not jealous at all. I'm not stressed if I have an important event. There's only one strong reaction that I can show: cringe. It's easy to make me cringe at books, games, and movies. For a momentary reaction, I am the worst target. Yet, don't be confused. I still love my dear ones and am prone to depression and anxiety. I have feelings. I just lack emotions and sometimes don't show my feelings.
I am an introvert - It's hard to understand if an MC is an introvert or not. The one that is an introvert is Romance MD: Always on Call MC. What I mean is that I'm a Shu Hasunuma type of introvert. While I can act like an extrovert in front of people, it's hard to make me go outside with someone, talk more than strictly needed, or go party, and I have a social battery that drains in less than three hours. Like Shu, most people are sure that I'm a loud extrovert, while I'm a quiet introvert. So, it would be hard for an LI to lure me outside or start a conversation with me. 
I am taller than the height of average men - Ok, I'm not taller than Dutchmen. Yet, I'm taller than the average man in most countries, including Japan. The original Japanese profiles show that most LIs are around 172-180 cm (5'7 - 5'11), while I'm 176 cm (5'9). So, to be tall near me, an LI has to be at least 186 cm (6'1). And there are only three characters that I remember being so tall: Taro Akuchi, Takahisa Togo (they are both taller than 190 cm/6'3), and Jin Namba (who is 185 in the Japanese version, which makes him 6'1, not 5'10 like Voltage converted). So, there won't be photos in which I barely reach the LI's chest. Moreover, it won't be the "He's so strong" trope either. Have no idea how my barely healthy BMI can, yet I am the one person in the dorms and at home (when my father is away) who opens the jars, moves the furniture around, has the heaviest bag, etc. 
I am the sarcastic one - This is a thing that probably some of you got from my "Characters as things my friends and I have said". Dark humor, perverted humor, jokes, memes, allusions to fictional characters: that's me. So, embarrassing me with the word "sex" or teasing me would be hard. There's a big chance for a comeback. My best friend jokes that even Kakashi (iykyk) would be left dumbfounded by my perverted humor from time to time. 
I'm not a foodie - Most MCs are known to eat a lot, even more than male characters. I like sweets. I like tasty food. But I definitely would be happy to live on photosynthesis. I have a small stomach and think that food that has to be prepared for more than 30 minutes takes too much time. Large portions are not my cup of tea for sure.
And that was it from me. Please, have fun and enjoy yourself if you decide to take the challenge. I am very interested to see how would you all be as MCs.
Have a nice day, everyone! ❤️
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☆profile picture by @piki-miki !!
ok tldr: this is my main blog but the rick and morty hyperfixation hit hard so that's most of what i post. there's other fandoms too, just not as often. as for non fandom things ive got queer, leftist, neurodivergent, mental illness shit as well as random memes/shitposts/etc that i find funny.
i tag posts with [media] [character] [ship] and relevant attributes like autistic [character] or trans [character]. totally ask if you want me to tag something, but at the moment i don't trigger tag anything consistently. so uh blanket content warning for this blog (and a list of fandoms and some stuff about me) under the cut.
content warning: nothing extreme enough to piss off tumblr, but there is very suggestive art and general "horny about that old man" vibes. slurs like f*****, d***, t*****, and r*******, and maybe others that i don't remember. discussions or depictions of homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, ableism, racism, classism, possibly some other bigotries that im not thinking of. canon typical content (like gore, death, probably some in poor taste jokes coming from rnm). loads loads loads of mental health things, suicide, self harm, smoking/drinking/drug use and addiction, depression, anxiety, eating disorders, body dysmorphia, ocd, adhd, autism, overstimulation, meltdowns, dissociation, gender dysphoria
basically i think the content warning can be boiled down to this: anything that happens in rick and morty, bojack horseman, or disco elysium can show up on this blog.
i do not ship rick and morty together but a lot of ship art just looks like regular fanart if you don't know any better so it's possible that ive reblogged something r1ck0rty before without realizing.
i do ship jerrick and rickcest and like to reblog that kind of ship art. i don't consider those ships to be incestuous but i know some people do so i figured id give you a heads up.
☆the fandoms☆
~disco elysium~
~rick and morty~
~cyberpunk 2077~
~solar opposites~
~bojack horseman~
~gravity falls~
~bob's burgers~
☆about me☆
im 21, autistic, and very mentally unwell.
ive got a long time special interest in cats.
big fan of caffeine, nicotine and weed. love me some substances but my stomach is so sensitive that getting drunk and especially getting hungover feels like the whole ass organ is trying to die and take me down with it.
pretty much as far left as you can get without actually reading theory or doing anything lol. i spend every day rotting in bed so it's been a long time without any kind of praxis.
very queer, bi or pan, idrk which but that doesn't matter to me personally. im whichever one i need to be at any given moment to piss off people saying dumb shit like "bisexuals don't date enbies" or "pansexuality isn't real" or whatever.
a lot of labels fit my gender, transmasc, demiboy, nonbinary, genderfluid, genderqueer, male, probably a metric shit ton of mogai identities that i haven't really looked into because the internet circa 2016 fucked me up.
3 years on t!
but yeah, that's all i got for now. asks and dms are open, you're welcome to just drop in my messages and start talking about rnm or whatever. im no therapist but if you need someone to listen or commiserate in mentally ill solidarity, im here.
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real-godzekiel · 1 year
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草泥马
I am ezekiel from total drama. There is no explanation as I simply am a god version of him. If you're also ezekiel, that's cool! Let's be friends if you want, I guess. Do not follow if you are nsfw/proship, though. PLEEAASE. I'm a minor!
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I do not have opinions. I only ackowledge facts. (i.e. lemons bad)
God. I SWEAR TO MYSELF, hope, and BEG that i don't look unapproachable and hard to get along with. Also, if i (soft/hard) block you suddenly, it's not your fault. It's usually mine, so please do not be upset make an alt to stalk me if you need to. I don't fucking know.
Please tell me if there's anything I do that's wrong. Please please please please, even if it's small. I'll be fine with it. Thanks.
Except if you want me to like, I don't know, list off my triggers and force me to label myself in any way (including illnesses or gender) fuck off and never come back. (not literally, but it's great if you decide to leave) I am never anything. I will talk only if I want to. Only then will I talk about it.
Everything is ok to tag as kin/me
That's it! Here's some cool iamges. ("Iamges" is a typo I accidentally made when referring to a meme, so I use that word to describe all the funny images I've made ever since.)
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#teedee ken confassion: My asks on the td-kin-confession blog.
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#godzekiel: Man-made tag. (not 100% serious. take it as rambles that may contain jokes, satire and irony!)
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#no jokes no satire no irony: Natural tag. (100% serious tag where i shed my skin)
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#askee: Ask tag.
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#the pen is greater than the sword: My art tag.
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#moosic h: My music tag.
(TW for eyestrain/flashing/nausea-inducing imagery in video below. Also, go follow Carter Amelia Davis at @sweetstench NOW!!!!)
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WARNING: this blog contains lies. (and horror)
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angelmorningstar · 10 months
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I cared for you because you were sick, but honestly, you were so fucking mean, you were very mean but I loved you and you were sick. The sickness did not make you mean. You did not deserve my kindness just because you were sick. Please find someone else to take care of you. I dont care about you. I dont like you. I hate you.
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I don't hate you because you are sick. I hate you because you are mean. You accuse me of being manipulative. When I asked why you said "luke be having white guilt" over a meme I posted (you were very ok with jokes making fun of any race, except yours, you are white), you said you were feeling bad and lashing out at everyone, including your family.
You are manipulative. You use me as a punching bag and as a mirror. I am not your reflection. The faults you see in me are yours alone. I don't hate you because you're sick, I hate you because you are mean. You think because I have plenty of friends I do not need you. I don't need you because you are mean. I have plenty of friends and I need them. I don't need you, and it's because you are mean.
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prpfs · 11 months
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「🫐 ; 🕊️🫶」 23, she/him, AFAB.
Happy Friday hotties!
I'm craving an OCxOC discord MxM rp exploring sexual guilt and/or falling into temptation in a religious setting. I'm talking priest x devout worshipper, a bishop tempted by a runaway they're temporarily offering shelter to—anything with a power imbalance! Smut to plot ratio & FC type is completely up to you!
Would be super sexy if one chara was an incubus/vampire/demon-adjacent 👀 I'd love to include 🫶 if possible & I mean it when I say I can rp as young as you want! 🤭 Other themes I'm fond of include: brother incest, human and animal gore. I insist you throw your shot & tell me if there's anything you've been dying to explore. Even the most specific and dark/dead dove ideas! This is our masterpiece <3 I only ask for eventual romance, happy ending, and POC OCs if possible!
I am looking for someone to play a sadistic dom top to my sub bottom OC! I'd prefer to play a more inexperienced or innocent OC at this time. However! I can deeply assure you that my OCs never just moan during smut (no limp fish in this house honey!), they will always talk and react extensively so that you have plenty to work with. This goes for both enthusiastic AND unenthusiastic reactions. Be warned that my bottoms sound like obscene whores when they get into it! I'm expecting lots of dirty talk from both sides!
Just be aware I don't have many pre-made OCs, and I usually make a new one for each rp. You can literally help me mold my OC to be your type if you want. & just cause my OC is submissive in bed, doesn't mean they'll be a Gary Stu!
I adore extending our rp to have a multi-chara cast, as I often get attached enough to side characters to want a happy ending for them too! Someone who'd be okay with having multiple rps at a time, or at least open to eventually exploring more than one OC ship together would be ideal! Just know that this starting/main ship will be my character bottoming.
Topping takes a lot out of me BUT if you're okay with imbalanced topping from me (as in SPECIFICALLY me writing a top for every 3 scenes my OCs bottom) then I can gladly do that for you! I can't work with OCs who just lay there and moan though. I expect the equal amount of the effort I put into bottoming, onto yours!
Lastly, I want rp partners I can be friends with! Someone who brainrots over our OCs just as equally as me! Unashamedly enthusiastic! Contributes to headcanons & plotting! Spams memes/aesthetics/pinboards and hcs any and all times of day! Please match my high energy and crack jokes with me as we explore a beautiful story together✨
Like this post if you're:
Longterm. Available for back & forth most days!
18+ but no older than 40.
Communicate your rp wants & needs confidently.
Ok with our OCs being AMAB (I'm uncomf rping PiV sex)
I’ll ghost if I feel like we’re not vibing and/or you’re not contributing to plotting.
Leave a like, and anon will get back to you!
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sparklingbinjuice · 2 years
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For the WIP meme: Puppy Love, please! I want to read more of your Torres so bad. Also Oeznik’s Big Day Out, because that sounds adorable.
Thank you for asking <3. More about Oeznik's Big Day Out (should be Big Night Out) here!
Sweet bebe Torres. It's been too long. The premise of Puppy Love was: (set in the nebulous Zemo parole universe) Zemo notices that Torres has a big crush on Bucky and manipulates the situation to get them both in bed with him. There's potential for it to be fluffy, but it definitely will not be lmao. I've planned 3 chapters with switching POVs, which I don't normally do so we'll see how it turns out.
It had started out innocently enough – Joaquin watching James intently during briefings, barely blinking, a mixture of awe and adoration in those sweet doe eyes. Then there were the jokes, addressed to all three of them but clearly directed primarily at Barnes. The crestfallen expression when they were pointedly ignored. It was sweet really – the new puppy pestering the old dog, always hopeful that this time he would want to play. At first, Zemo had thought it was nothing more than a young soldier’s admiration for his superior (in every way but rank), in years and strength and experience. But then they had been in the cabin of the jet, hurriedly changing into their combat gear after receiving intel that a friendly contact was now a hostile contact. And Zemo, observing the scene with a glass of warm champagne in his hand, had caught Joaquin sneaking furtive glances at James’ naked back, at the scarred shoulder where skin met metal, at the unnecessarily tight black briefs and tighter ass beneath them.
some first draft Torres POV. this is more than a snippet but i'll probably never do anything with it so i might as well put it here!
It was weird without Sam or Sergeant Barnes. Like being left home alone with a stepdad for the first time. Not uncomfortable, just unfamiliar.
The living space of their latest, luxurious base was large and open plan – a single room containing lounge, library, kitchen, and dining area. Nowhere to hide. No escape from his gracious host slash parolee.
Joaquin perched awkwardly at the end of the long leather couch, opening and closing the same five apps on his phone while Zemo puttered about in the kitchen, humming to himself.
He could always head up to his small bedroom for an hour or two of precious privacy. It was sparsely furnished, though, with only a cot and closet, and Joaquin was embarrassed to think what the baron might imagine he was doing up there. The bathroom posed a similar problem.
He wanted to take a walk, get some air, but he was meant to be playing guard for the day – keeping an eye on the prisoner. He looked up from twitter at the wrong moment to find said prisoner watching him, head slightly tilted.
“You mustn’t take it to heart,” Zemo said suddenly, “The things James says. He’s a very troubled man.”
“I don’t think I’m meant to, you know, talk to you.”
“Please, Joaquin. Have I done anything to indicate that I can’t be trusted?”
He opened his mouth to list one of the many, many incidents of Zemo’s blatant insubordination but the baron continued, undeterred.
“I’ve become unfortunately invested in the success of your little trio... fighting the good fight. I only wish to ensure that the team continues to function effectively.”
“And we appreciate your help. Really, the jet and the houses and stuff. It’s... It’s been great. I just don’t think...”
“My hospitality is the only gift I have left to offer.”
He poured a second tumbler of the clear liquid and offered it up. Joaquin accepted, unsure what else to do.
“Have you ever tried Mastiha?”
“Is that a vodka, or..?”
“It’s a liqueur made in Chios using the resin of the mastic evergreen. It’s sweet. You’ll like it.”
“Sure. I... OK.”
“As I was saying, the tension between yourself and Sergeant Barnes is beginning to concern me.”
“Tension? I don’t... I don’t think there’s tension. We disagree sometimes, but who doesn’t? I mean, we’re still getting to know each other and I... I know he’s been through a lot, so I try to make things...”
“Easy,” Zemo finished for him, with an understanding nod. “Of course. It’s kind of you. Only, I don’t enjoy seeing you allow yourself to be treated unfairly, talked down to and lectured as though you were a child.”
“I’m not... That’s not what I...”
“I see you, Joaquin. Your ambition. Your strength. Your potential. Super-soldiers,” he gestured vaguely with his glass, lips thinning disapprovingly, “They can never see us mere mortals as equals, only as lambs to be rescued or wolves to be slain, never as fellow shepherds capable of doing our part to protect the flock.”
“I don’t think I follow.”
“No. Forgive me. The Mastiha brings out the poet in me. I only mean to say that I believe you are an invaluable member of this little squad. Sam was right to pass the wings down to you.”
“Oh. I... Thanks.”
“Of course. I’m sure Sergeant Barnes will come to recognise this too. Given time.”
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