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beatleshalloween · 14 days
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I just finished this cute little creative alternative universe story.
I hope you will enjoy it!
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you've given me modern day!john brainrot now
anyways i think the idea of him reading fics and sending snippets to the gc without warning is really funny. terrorising the others with bad smut, weirdly moody georgeand ringo being the bus driver
him laughing at bad characterization but also getting disproportionately annoyed when a fic has paul come up with a line /he/ wrote for a song, or if they get his favourite elvis song wrong etc
also him posting dramatic breakup songs in his stories to see shippers freak out gdhshshs
sooooooo true!!!
I actually had this DIFFERENT headcanon once, which was a John Lives AU, where he (as in, 79/80 year-old John) spends the pandemic reading McLennon fics and emailing them to Paul. (because they're Old People and Old People still use email with out-of-date hosting websites, especially to share things like this lol)
From: Paul McCartney <[email protected]> To: John Lennon <[email protected]> Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: This is the last one (I swear) Hi John I'm glad you're entertaining yourself. Unfortunately, I am busy recording and don't have time to read five bad erotica novels a day. Have you ever thought of taking up painting again? Much love, Paul
[10 emails later]
From: Paul McCartney <[email protected]> To: John Lennon <[email protected]> Subject: STOP EMAILING ME WANKER. I'M NOT READING THAT. Much love, Paul
And then, through John's stealth tumblr account, someone tells him he can download fics off ao3 and he renames the PDFs and starts sending them to Paul, claiming they're business related documents.
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saint-mona · 1 month
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I see people in the fandom are asking about McLennon AUs. Though I have no update this week, I want to refer folks to this old fic:
It was my first fic and VERY saccharine sweet!
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midchelle · 1 year
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thank you @raylangivins for tagging. putting this on here because when it comes to beatles rpf, i follow the policy of containment
ao3 first lines tagline
Rules: Share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. If you have written fewer than ten, don’t be shy and share anyway (spoiler alert: rules are made to be broken…)
i haven't written ten fanfics but instead of just sharing the three I've uploaded i am going to take this opportunity to be self-indulgent and pad this list out with other little fragments I've had lying around for a while
“Oi!” John shouts. “What’s going on here?” 
“You are not supposed to be here,” the man says. His English sounds like that of all Europeans of his ilk: almost RP but far more enthusiastic about his consonants than any limey. “Jacky and the Strangers were booked to play tonight,” says Lord Kraut, “not the Beatles.”  
John squints. “What Beatles?” 
“You Beatle, John Lennon.” 
people (@aquarianshift) have been saying that this is the greatest opening in English literature. you decide.
2. What did they say in a tale of two cities? The best of times, the worst of times, the age of wisdom, the age of foolishness. Et cetera, et cetera. Heaven and hell. England and America. How could a few lines in black ink read business as usual on side of that narrow ocean and read bonfires and death threats on the other? The best of times. The worst of times. At the moment, the latter seemed more apt.
3. "This album," George said dryly as the slide guitar trickled away, "has the distinct honour of being the first effort by an ex-Beatle to be rejected by a record company."
"They're good songs --" said Paul. 
"'We don't hear a single.' That's what Warner Brothers said, " George lit a cigarette. "Do you know what a single is these days? The radio stations have been going around doing polls and they've decided a hit single is a song about love gained or lost aimed at fourteen to twenty year olds. What chance does that give me?" Paul picked at the remains of his toast and waited for that's your target audience, not mine --  something else along those lines -- but what happened was George ashed his cigarette, stood, and said, "Alright, break's over. Let me try that guitar bit again."
4. Morning dawned in a flushed glow. Sunlight picked out red and gold veins hidden within the sandstone of the temples. The carved blocks, tapering into pointed domes, were darkened by a rain that had tempered a balmy evening the night before.
this is from the george harrison being sad in india fic i havent finished because i have a beginning and ending and haven't figured out how to knit them together yet
5. No matter how swinging London got, it could never beat Paris. There was just something in the air, the attitude, the cant of light. The food, the romantic old cobblestone streets, even the grime on the townhouses had a dignified, artful quality.
from paul and john in paris 1966 fic i probably won't finish because the paul voice in this is sooo pretentious jesus
6. The letter reads:
Dear Mr & Mrs Starkey
John Winston Lennon has had Paul McCartney erased from his memory. Please never mention their relationship to him again. 
Thank you. 
At first, when he finds out, he’s relieved.
from mclennon eternal sunshine of the spotless mind au that i will. probably finish. sometime in the summer
fini! i'm supposed to tag ten people but i don't feel like it so i tag: @thetomboyeffect @scurator and idk anyone else who wants to do it
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notgrungybitchin · 6 months
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Twenty Questions for Fic Writers
Thank you for the tag @theoldmixer !!!
How many works do you have on ao3? 10
What's your total ao3 word count? 26,197
What fandoms do you write for?
Currently only The Beatles. In the past Boardwalk Empire. I also wrote some Good Omens fic that I never published way back in 2011
What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
The Great and Powerful (Boardwalk Empire, Charlie/Meyer)
I Don't Care Too Much (The Beatles, John/Paul)
Was I So Unwise (The Beatles, John/Paul)
A Cup of Kindness (Boardwalk Empire, Margaret/Arnold)
All The Odds Are In My Favor (Boardwalk Empire, Margaret/Arnold)
Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
Yes! There might be a few times I forget to, especially on old fics, but I always try to. They genuinely make my day and keep me motivated, so I want to say thank you!
What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Probably I'm No Good at Aiming (Boardwalk Empire, Benny/Meyer) I was a lot more committed to pure angst writing in Boardwalk fandom because the show was so dark. Now that I'm into rpf I still love angst, but I always try to give them a happy ending. (I realize that my Boardwalk fic was also partly gangster rpf, but I guess I wasn't as attached to happy endings because gangsters? Or maybe I've just gone soft.)
What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Probably I Don't Care Too Much. It's a very sweet and hopeful ending.
Do you get hate on fics?
I haven't yet thankfully. Although when I get a comment from that one troll that pops up on Mclennon fic every so often, I'll know I've made it!
Do you write smut?
I didn't until I got into The Beatles and J/P! I used to be a little uncomfortable writing it, and usually just had a steamy makeout session or fade to black. But something about those two idiots just gave me the bug and now I plan on including smut in all my fic.
Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?
I never did, though I had an idea for an overly complex Star Wars/Boardwalk Empire AU back in the day.
Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I know of.
Have you ever had a fic translated?
I don't think so.
Have you ever co-written a fic before?
No but I think it would be fun!
What's your all-time favorite ship?
John Lennon/Paul McCartney. It's infected my brain and taken over my soul. And it's the only thing to get me back into writing after years AND to get me writing smut.
What's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?
I have some fun Good Omens ficlets that I never published because they are just dialogue. I just doubt I'll ever get around to them again.
What are your writing strengths?
I always find it way easier to write dialogue than anything else. Sometimes my very early drafts just look like scripts with no description added yet.
What are your writing weaknesses?
I think it comes out okay, and I've gotten better at it, but I find writing descriptions and internal monologues difficult. I often get frustrated trying to get my characters from points A to B. I always get bored writing anything but action and dialogue. I used to think I would like to be a screenwriter for this reason.
Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
I wrote some lines in Yiddish for Boardwalk Empire fic, but I always ran them by my Yiddish-speaking friend to make sure they made sense. I also had a few French lines in I Don't Care Too Much, but they were mostly spoken by non-French speaking characters so I worried less about them. I don't think I'd try writing more than a few lines without a native speaker's input though.
First fandom you wrote for?
Good Omens! I wrote some fluffy Aziraphale/Crowly ficlets but I never published them.
Favorite fic you've written?
I think probably Was I So Unwise. It holds a special place in my heart as my first fic in eight years. It's for last year's Beatles Secret Santa, which I associate with the first time I really joined the community of the Beatles fandom, and it's hurt/comfort, one of my favorite subgenres!
I'll tag @aquarianshift, @goatsandgangsters, @meyerlansky, and @muzaktomyears if you want to!
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Can I request a little story with old mclennon? John's birthday is coming and I thought it'll be nice to read about those old men celebrating together. It could be touching and emotional because 'why not?' - it's a special occasion, right? 😊 Aaand it's good to see you're back! (I'm kinda back too, because it's been ages since my last ask here...) 💕
Thank you! It’s good to see you back too! 💞💞
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John doesn’t think he could ever be happier.
He looks around the room, watching Jules and his grandson play happily by the tv, and he can’t help but feel absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, knowing he’s got such wonderful people close to him.
He turns his attention finally to Paul who’s say next to him, a party hat slowly sliding off his head and a dazed smile on his lips, a hand on John’s knee as he watches their grandson.
John slips his hand into Paul’s, getting his attention, who places a chaste kiss to his lips.
“Happy birthday, old man,” Paul says softly, breath hit against John’s cheek, and John grins, pulling Paul back into another kiss.
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n-0-ns-3-nse · 4 years
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I was listing Married Life from UP and I just felt ... soft.  I think this is like a little AU? One where John didn’t die, he divorced Yoko, used his time to rebuild his relationship with Julian, and when Linda passed away, he supported Paul and moved to his house, and soon they married. i just...cried when I was drawing this. 
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johns-diqi · 2 years
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wELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF ME POSTING IDEA I HAVE FOR MCLENNON FICS THAT I WISH SOMEONE ELSE WOULD WRITE BECAUSE I CANT/DONT WANT TO what about an au where john and Paul (as old men) watch get back together? (whether it’s like a premier or they’re just watching in the comfort of their home idk that’s up to you)
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Mclennon fic recs pretty please 🥺
So I made a list of fic recs (x) awhile back, and I still stand by most of these as being some of my all time favourites - so id recommend looking through that! But my recent faves that arent on the list are:
1. The Contract by JP (jpgr1963)
A novel-length slash story about John and Paul's relationship from their teen years to the 1980s, with many flashbacks and flash forwards. Includes much canon history as well as alternative universe possibilities. This work is complete.
2. Only a nothern song by StonedLennon
AU. Paul works at a record shop, takes night classes to be a teacher, and has sworn off his childish dream of being a musician. John Lennon is a dock worker, poet, and disturber of the peace. In which the story had to be diverted before they could come together. Liverpool, 1963.
If anyone knows any fics they think id like, feel free to send me them! <3
Personally with fanfiction, I don’t tend to like AU’s (especially set in entirely different environments or with the Beatles specifically, the modern day). Im also really picky about dialogue and characterisation, so unless its on point, im just gonna really struggle to get into it. So what im getting at here is that I don’t actually read that much fanfic, cause im too picky haha. Nothing against anyone who writes AUs or anything, we just all have our preferences.
In general, I enjoy fics set in domestic situations, with more focus on dialogue and relationships etc. rather then plot. I especially love “growing old together” fics, and I think we have been starved of them by fic writers in the beatles fandom, cause ive scoured every corner AO3 and there just is not enough 😤
I was re-reading through some of my fics recently, and I think most of them are actually pretty solid, but I need to go back and reword and edit a lot of them, cause the sentences can be pretty clunky y’know. There was a point where I was getting so many fic request asks that I was getting a bit too overwhelmed, and then I just sort of ran out of steam. And I think it was good practice (reading and comparing my earlier writings with my later writings, I think I have shown an actual improvement which is great!), so im not complaining or anything - but if anyone’s wondering why I haven’t written anything in awhile, thats basically why. But id like to get back into it, cause it was fun and I enjoyed it. So I dunno, I might post a list of prompts maybe? Or update my AO3 story? Im tempted to just start an entirely new series on AO3 actually, but it just has to come naturally to me.
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ourladylennon · 3 years
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list of mclennon fanfics? 👀
Coming right up!
Camera-less by fingersfallingupwards | smut | AU | length: >10,000 | “The words register and Paul barely keeps back an incredulous laugh. Is Lennon… is he really trying it on with Paul? There’s no hiding the implication; it’s the same way Paul’s approached whores on the street, thriving on the ignominy of it all. Lennon must be taking the piss.If he is having Paul on, well, two can play at that game.”
What You’re Doing to Me by smothermeinrelish | smut | length: >10,000 | “John's not sure what is going on. Since arriving in Hamburg, the sex and parties are non-stop, yet he can't shake this growing feeling there is something going on with him and Paul.Is it the sin of the city? Or has John found a void within that is looking for it's missing piece?”
Initiation by unchained_daisychain | smut | length: >10,000 | “Initially, Paul thinks they’re all taking the piss. As the newest member of the band, he has learned to laugh off the jokes made at his expense. But a frown soon misshapes his smile as he dumbly watches the boys disperse themselves throughout the room.“Yer serious?” he asks, confusion cementing his feet on the carpet. “All of you just…sit around an’ wank together?” “If you don’t wanna join, just wait outside till the big boys are finished,” Len says with grating arrogance. It feels like some type of test or initiation. Buy into our daft game and you’ll secure your spot in the band; bow out and consider yourself nothing more than an expendable instrument. Paul’s hand tightens around the neck of his guitar. Soon enough it disappears from his grasp entirely as he deposits it against the wall and seats himself in a vacant armchair.”
Bright Are the Stars, Dark is the Sky by unchained_daisychain | smut | *warning: taboo with consent* | AU | length: >10,000 | “John can never recall precisely when the feelings arose. In the beginning, he had despised another figure of authority in his life, even if by association. Neatly kept and well-spoken, Mr. McCartney had seemed just that, too. From the very start, John had tried to break him down…only to later realize he was the one crumbling to pieces. Because, in an unforeseen twist, Paul proves to be unlike the other oppressive parents of his generation. For a while, he thinks it is a fatherly bond that keeps him a frequent visitor at the McCartney residence. But when respect begins to wane in the presence of something stronger, it frightens him to the core. He can count on one hand the number of times he has been blindsided in his life, and the realization of his attraction to Paul is one of them.”
Tessellate by cloudy_blue | hurt & comfort | length: >10,000 | “No one had prepared her for John. Maybe they could have put aside fifteen minutes in-between teaching her how to make her stitches even and her chicken cooked through – what to do if your man is also sleeping with his bassist.”
Whatever Gets you Through the Night by sleeprettydarling | smut | length: 10,000+ | “When John catches wind of a prostitute in Hamburg who's willing to do two blokes at once, he and Paul agree to pay her a visit. John has an ulterior motive, but he's unaware that Paul has a plan of his own. Misunderstandings, feelings, and an abundance of sex ensue.”
Lifting Latches by thinkpink20 | smut | length: 10,000 + | “Paul is used to talking about everything with John. About girls, sex, fantasies about Bridget Bardot - everything. They even talk about Mary and Julia, when they've had enough to drink. He doesn't talk like that to anyone else, and he senses from the way John speaks in such a rush about all the important things that he doesn't either.So when something happens that they don't speak about, he knows it must be serious.”/ OR: Paul and John swap t-shirts, and also somehow change the nature of their relationship...”
French Connection by smothermeinrelish & unchained_daisychain | smut | *warning: taboo with consent* | length: 10,000+ | “Running low on funds during their holiday in Paris, John and Paul have to find some way to finance the rest of their trip. A wealthy stranger approaches them with an offer impossible to refuse. He shook his head, slowly and confoundedly. “Bleedin’ hell, I can’t believe yer actually considering this.”“We aren’t really in the position to be refusin’ offers.” At the answering silence, he swatted Paul’s shoulder, pressing, “C’mon, a thousand francs, Macca.”
The Ballad of Lennon and McCartney by please_dont_wake_me | angst & smut | length: 30,000+ (wip) | "“I think that to make real art - like, if you want to tap into the current of what’s really going on, you can’t be fully aware of it. You can’t be all in your head about it. You’re not speakin’ the truth, you’re feeling it - lettin’ it speak through you. You’re taking from the realm of truth and transforming it into something a human can perceive, but you don’t always know what it is.” In late 1966, the baby-faced balladeer Paul McCartney meets an unsuccessful artist named John Lennon at an Avant Garde gala. The ensuing relationship causes him to publicly lose his mind.
What is Living is Burning by orphanbeat | fluff & smut | length: 40,000+ | “Looking at John, watching his hands, seeing the slope of his nose, Paul realizes he wants to kiss him, always has. He wants to tell him, but he’s too afraid. He wonders if it was the other way around between them, would John tell him? /OR: In 1968, Paul is publicly outed in a book called The Homosexual's Handbook, written by Angelo D'Arcangelo.” 
Boy You’ve Been a Naughty Girl by merseysidestory | smut | length: 40,000+| “John makes Paul a bet. Paul takes him up on it. Crossdressing shenanigans and angst ensue, and ~feelings come out in the wash. 1961.”
Metered by fingersfallingupwards | smut | length: 40,000+ | "The bloke said something just the same as you did, about floating off unless tied down, or maybe it was the other way around, getting tied down to float off, y'know.”/OR: Canon-era John and Paul haphazardly invent BDSM, and learn a few things about power, surrender, pleasure, and themselves along the way” 
Art & Obligation by imaginebeatles | length: 100,000+ | fluff & smut | AU-1800′s | “John Lennon works as the apprentice of a well-known portraitist and is tasked to do the picture of the young Mr. Paul McCartney. He is the son of Jim McCartney, a wealthy and powerful landowner, and has the reputation of an arrogant, spoilt brat with a pretty face, who has a way of wrapping anyone around his finger. But soon John finds that things are not as straightforward as they may seem.”
On Our Way Back Home by kathleenishereagain | fluff & smut | length: 300,000+ | “Something ticked in Paul’s mind as the familiar words washed through him. When he looked at John, his friend was already looking at him. And suddenly, it all became clear: He remembered having that conversation more than 50 years ago. He remembered it too well.He had been thinking about it for years, wondering what he should have understood, how he should have reacted. /OR: Summer 2019, 77-year-old Paul wakes up feeling surprisingly good. One tiny problem: he is back in December 1965.”
I originally had Red Hall fic on this list, before having actually read it and that was a huge mistake. I do not condone, support or recommend it. It's beyond deplorable and a line was crossed when it was written. I am so sorry I ever carelessly placed it on this list to begin with.
these are just some of my personal faves, so many more to read. You are all. so. AMAZING. 
Bonus: beautiful mclennon artwork by auroralunatica
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dreaminyourvoice · 4 years
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hiiiii! do you have any mclennon fanfic recommendations? thank youuuu! 🖤
I have a million, hahaha. I’ve read so many thanks to the lockdown and these are just the few that come to mind, but honestly, if you’ve written a John/Paul fic, I’ve probably read and loved it. 
But here are my absolute faves:
Chaos & Creation In My Backyard by wicked_annabella
One of my absolute favourites at the moment. It’s an AU that begins in the 90s, where John and Paul meet as teenagers, lose touch and reconnect years later. It’s absolutely gorgeous, with so much yearning. I adore it. 
On our way back home by Kathleenishereagain Time-travel! Old!Paul wakes up back in 1965. This fic has it all, angst, fluff, dramaaaa. It’s just lovely. 
metered by fingersfallingupwards
Probably the best exploration of BDSM in fic that I’ve ever seen. It’s kink-as-character-study done perfectly. It’s erotic but warm and so human. I said in my first comment that it made me want to text my ex (in the best way) and I stand by that.
Opposites by Selena
A Yoko-centric fic where she’s treated like a human? Praise be. This is a beautiful piece, complicated and poignant. Characters are explored in all their knotty complexity. A brilliant read. 
The Out of the Blue or Out of Sight series by Savageandwise
John and Paul’s relationship in the 70s explored with added Elton John. I’m a sucker for 70s set fics (as this list proves) and this is an especially good one. 
The I Still Miss Someone / I Know That I Miss You but I Don't Know Where I Stand series by RosalindBeatrice
Another series set in the 70s. These fics are so immersive and evocative. They stayed with me for days afterward. 
is this really the borderline? by frogchorus
This is another lovely one shot set in the 70s. I’m a sucker for pining/yearning/regrets and this one shot captures that so well. 
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waveofahand · 4 years
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George has the wheel. Paul has the Keys. Who wins?
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A Modern AU McLennon/Starrison text-fiction based on this story, as told by Ringo, about a time when Paul had the keys, but George had the steering wheel and the band went nowhere for two hours while they fought about it. I had fun writing this, even though the pun at the end is shameful!
ALSO, John cannot text. The others are only marginally better! 
Excerpt:
LENNONHUNGRY: JUST TELL ME WTF IS GOING ON?
BABYRICHMAN: Well then you know, Paul drove here, and Geo didn’t like how he did, so he called dibs and jumped in the driver seat, didn’t he?
LENNONHUNGRY: So????
BABYRICHMAN: So, Paulie has the keys, don’t he?
LENNONHUNGRY: Aw shit. Aww, Christ.
BABYRICHMAN: Yeah.
LENNONHUNGRY: So, don’t tell me. They’ve been sittin’ there fightin’ about it for these 20 mins?
BABYRICHMAN: 30, now. Geo’s got his hands on the wheel and won’t take em off, and Paulie even bit one of em.
LENNONHUNGRY: He bit Geo?
BABYRICHMAN: Aye, and then Geo headbutted him to get him off.
LENNONHUNGRY: ???
BABYRICHMAN: No, that came out wrong. YOu know, to get him off. Just, to make him go away.
LENNONHUNGRY: I. Am. Sure. Geo. Wasn’t. Getting. Him. Oh, forget it. So now, twat? Paulie is sitting there, isn’t he? With the keys in his stubborn hand and his arms crossed his chest like an old granny waiting for her feckin tea, yeah? And meanwhile it’s connin on rain here.
BABYRICHMAN: Well, he was. But then Geo head-button him, you know. So, he put them down the front of his pants.
LENNONHUNGRY: My bf has car keys down his pants?
BABYRICHMAN: Flat keys too. Made a point of shovin’ em all the way down by his pecker. Geo says he wouldn’t dive down there for a pearl before a swine.
LENNONHUNGRY: So… it’s a stalemate?
BABYRICHMAN: Well… Geo is there with both hands on the wheel and he’s turnin’ it and making brrrrrrrrrrm noises, like he’s drivin. But we’re still here.
You can READ THE WHOLE THING at AO3
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johns-prince · 4 years
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Genderbend AU: John Lennon and Paula McCartney [McLennon]
“If Paul would have been a woman, John would have been in love with her”  – Yoko Ono (John was in love with Paul, thing is it only would’ve made their love much easier to act on and be public with if, Paul had been a woman)
“Oi, John!” 
John looked up from trying to re-tune his guitar after fixing the busted string, squinting up at Ivan from where he sat, giving him a rather bothered look. 
“Brought a friend of mine.” 
A smaller figure stepped out from behind Ivan; at the first glance all John caught was a dainty little thing, a bird obviously. 
Oh, 
a bird. 
Feet dropping from their relaxed position on the chair opposite of him, John sat straight up, doing a double take, and this time really saw Ivan’s little friend. Well, as best as he could without his specs. 
“John, this is Paula McCartney. Paula, John Lennon,” Ivan introduced the two.
She certainly was a dainty little thing, a lovely, delicate, slender little girl, with long, long legs. Couldn’t stop his eyes from wandering even if he tried. While John didn’t care much for what a girl wore [all that mattered was if he could get it off her quick and easy] he had to admit, the dress this girl had on looked very good on her; white summer dress that hugged her, what looked like a blue ribbon wrapped about her small waist. It contrasted the dark black hair of hers, and to John’s amusement, was tied back in an obviously loose, hurried way– but it worked, very Brigitte Bardot, John thought to himself. 
Then her face, God in heaven, her face– if only he could put his glasses on to see her better. A heart shaped face, with a cute little button nose and the biggest doe-eyes John had ever seen, with the thickest, darkest lashes. Only later when he’d get the courage to put on his glasses around her, would he realize her eyes were hazel.  What put it altogether were a pair of lips that were so pouty, so full– lips that were made for kissing raw. Finally, John met the girls’ gaze, and it was like a jolt of energy had been shot right into his veins, feeling the hair on the back of his neck stand. This girl was beautiful.
John’s tongue suddenly felt thick, heavy and dry like he had a mouth full of cotton instead. Damn Ivan, not warning John what sort of ‘little friend’ he was bringing for John to meet. Trying his best to keep his cool, all John could manage was a simple, Hi Paula, before turning back to his guitar, though at this point he was just fiddling with it, couldn’t focus. Shy, a bit flustered, voice soft as she responded,  “Hullo, John.” When no other pleasantries were exchanged, Paula then turned to Ivan, and reaching out towards the guitar he’d been holding, was passed over to her, along with some small object he’d been holding in one of his pockets for her as well. As if approaching some wild animal, Paula carefully took a step closer to John, catching his attention once more, eyes darting down at the guitar she held tightly in front of her, then darting back up with a curious look now. Worrying at her bottom lip, “D’ya need some help, with that?” 
For a short moment John didn’t respond, just stared at Paula, look turning from curious to surprised, an eyebrow quirking; then, turning away from her back to his guitar, responded with a, “Sure, take a seat.” 
While she tried to hold it back, a small grin broke across her face as she watched John pull the now vacant seat besides him. John himself had to bite the inside of his cheek, hard, to keep his own smile of interest down. 
Seated, she offered her own guitar to him, and he took it as she went to work on his. John watched as her slender fingers fussed with the pegs, before curiously inspecting hers. The strings were the wrong way! “Hey,” John said, catching Paula’s attention. “What’s with your guitar?”  “Oh, I’m left handed,” with that she turned her attention back to tuning, and as she plucked at a string, brought that little object, a guitar tuner, to her lips. “There we go, I- how ‘bout I check the others, while I’m here,” Paul said, glancing over to John as if waiting for any objections, but when John simply gave a curt nod, she smiled and went on ahead. John quietly watched, most of his attention on Paula’s hands, the way she bit at her bottom lip while focused on something; and when John’s eyes would occasionally drift about, he noticed all the other lads were just as curious and watchful as he was. Something akin to jealousy made itself known, which John quickly found stupid. 
“Fancy that,” Though surprised, John found himself much more impressed by this girl. Eyeing all the boys as he went on, “She’s good, don’t know many women who can do this…” Turning to Ivan, John asked as if Paula wasn’t right there, “Can she play as good as she can tune?” Before Paula could say anything herself, Ivan, as if she was his girl to brag about, said, “Oh she can play, John.” Speaking directly to Paula, Ivan urged, “Gotta show ‘im Paulie.” A grin grew across John’s face, playful, all white teeth; “Yeah Paulie,” John drawled out the childish nickname, “Y’should play somethin’ for us.” A pause, “for me.”
With both Ivan and John staring at her now, Ivan predictably, but John… well, he certainly got her cheeks rosy with such a look. Biting the inside of her cheek, her large eyes darted from one boy to the other, before falling on John, a ghost of amusement quirking the edge of her lips. With a soft shrug of her shoulders, she gave only a soft hum as a response before going back to the guitar.
“There,” sitting up straight, a soft smile on her face as she turned to John, offering back his guitar. “Thanks Paula,” John said, gingerly taking his back. “Would’ve taken me ages to do that.” With that he handed her guitar back, which she took along with his smile of gratitude. Despite looking like a true Ted, rough and big with his quiff and sideburns and squint, Paula had to admit, he came off as genuine to her. She’d expected him to be a bit putt off by her, being a girl and all; but no, he was… cool. Since she was being honest, she’d also admit that this John fella wasn’t bad looking– quite good looking, really. Suave, was maybe another one of the many words she’d use to describe John. 
Noticing herself staring, Paula ducked her head, brushing a dark strand of hair behind her ear; turning to Ivan, she handed him the pipe-tuner back to him to hold for her. While she had looked away, Paula could feel that John hadn’t, his stare burning his skin and making her feel bothered [she reasoned why she felt hot was because of how warm it was inside this little church] 
Standing, holding her guitar besides her by the neck, the other hand nervously tugging down at her skirt before reaching up to twiddle with strands of hair; “Well,” she said, tangling her finger, wincing as she pulled it loose. John, simply gazing up at her with that damnable smile, arms resting along the side of his guitar’s body. “Yeah?” John returned, and then with a teasing tone of voice, almost goading, “What does this little bird got?” A challenge. 
John watched with fascinated bemusement as something changed in that pretty face, those eyes burning feisty, he could tell even without his clear vision; and instead of shying back, playing meek, Paula’s shoulders squared. Oh now, this girl certainly was a treat. Without explanation Paula toed out of her simple heeled shoes, and John took note this girl wasn’t wearing nylons… Some of the boys broke out in a whisper, and John looked over at Ivan, expecting him to say something, but all he got was a look like, “Just watch.” So, he did, he watched as she swung her guitar up, cradling it close, and for a moment settle herself down. 
‘What does this little bird got,’ Paula thought to herself with a huff. With one last calming breath, Paula threw herself into exactly what she got.
They watched, rather captivated by this young girl, shamelessly playing out her own renditions of ‘Twenty Flight Rock,’ and ‘Be-Bop-A-Lula’; then a trio of Little Richard tunes, including ‘Tutti-Frutti’, ‘Good Golly, Miss Molly’, and ‘Long Tall Sally’. John took note she’d switched some pronouns around in some of the songs, but it worked– she worked. For such a sweet voice she certainly had some pipes on her, beautiful even, even if it wasn’t exactly expected for women to be able to even do this sorts of music. She swayed and slid with the music, moving in such ways that, for Little Richard and Eddie Cochran could pull off, but would be highly unladylike for someone like Paula. But she went for it, and John was incredibly impressed, almost blown away even, especially with how she played Twenty Flight Rock. Though, John couldn’t help but also feel a bit shown-up by this lass, even threatened. 
When Paula finished, the sound of praise from the other boys, even some of the girls who’d trickled in to chat up those boys, Ivan beaming at her… Paula let out a breathless laugh, flustered and shaking just a bit. When Paula looked to John, a sweet old smile, ruddy cheeked, eyes wide and bright and for a moment John swore he saw kaleidoscopes staring back at him. Whatever envy or insecurity he had started feeling, withered as her eyes held his, and the way she looked at him, coquettish, seemed only for him; “Were you watching?”  At that moment John wasn’t sure if it was the cheap beer that got him buzzing, or if it had been this girl. 
She certainly wasn’t conventional, but neither was John– and coming from a long line of unconventionals, how could he judge her? No, she was talented, and strange, and fascinating, and beautiful– maybe even more than Ms. Bardot herself. Bloody hell, John dug this bird.
John wanted her, and dammit all, he’d have her.
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          Baldur’s Gate Desire
Summary: Tav, Karlach, and Gale are enjoying another night drinking by the fire when the roguish vampire emerges from the woods after a late-night feed.
Pairings: Tav/Astarion
1
          Beatles
Baby, You’re A Rich Man (Mafia AU)
Summary: Ringo could never understand why that group of three boys made him feel so uncomfortable, or why the way George looked at him sent him into a panic. After a chance encounter Ringo discovers the truth and has no clue what to do with the information.
Pairings: Ringo Starr/George Harrison (Background McLennon)
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28
Before This Dance Is Through (Stripper AU) 
Summary: Ringo's being going through a dry spell for the last year or so and when he regretfully tells his best friend John, he insists on taking them to an all-male strip club for some "fun". Ringo isn't sure whether it's the alcohol, his desperation or a mixture of the two but he thinks he might be falling in love with a stripper.
Pairings: Ringo Starr/George Harrison (Background McLennon)
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16
I Think I’ll Love You Too (Stripper AU Sequel) [Incomplete]
Summary: George and Ringo have been going out officially for a couple of months. Ringo anticipated that dating a stripper would be complicated, but he didn't understand exactly how complicated it would be.
Pairings: Ringo Starr/George Harrison (Background McLennon)
1 / 2 / 3 / 4
Here, There and Everywhere [Incomplete]
Summary:  You're a regular to The Cavern and you've always loved watching The Beatles play, even if you do have to deal with sweaty crowds, screaming girls and pervy guys. One day under rather unfortunate circumstances, you finally get to meet them which eventually, and oddly, leads to them living with you.
Pairings: George Harrison/F!Reader 
1 / 2 / 3 / 4
The Night Before
Summary: Ringo hangs around after the club closes and meets a stranger.
Pairings: Ringo Starr/George Harrison (Background McLennon)
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15
One Shots
Three’s a Crowd - Foursome - Smut
Starrison Week
Day 1 - “If I Can’t Have You” - Angst 
Day 2 - “Black and Pink” - Hamburg 
Day 3 - “You Were Perverted Too” - Guitar (Part 2) (Part 3)
Day 4 - “A Different View” - Gardening 
Day 5 - “Changes” - Teeth
Day 6 - “Though He Be But Little, He Is Fierce!” - Shakespeare Skit
Day 7 - “Hey Ringo” - Free Day
          It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
5 Star Man
Summary:  Dennis has been gone for a long time, Mac misses him dearly and finds himself rooting through his old sex tapes.
Pairings: MacDennis
1 / 2 / 3
One Shots
Gun Fever - MacDennis - Smut, Gunplay, Rough
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Hey! It's been a while since my last old mclennon ask, so if you're in a mood for fluff and mclennon (that include old mclennon too, right? 😉) I'm asking for a surprise dinner story. It's up to you who would be the surprised one 😆. So thank you so much as always and take care, honey ♥️
“John?”
There’s no immediate reply and Paul frowns, looking at George and Ringo for an answer. They’re on a reunion tour, just a few places where they’ve sold out the stadiums, but it’s nice to be back playing all together again.
“Think he went back to yer room,” Ringo says with a slight shrug, and Paul sighs, walking towards his and John’s shared hotel room. John’s been in a weird mood all day, always running off whenever they have a minute alone and Paul can’t think of what the hell he’s done to piss him off.
He takes one last breath before he pushes the door handle down and goes in.
He expects to see John in a grump, huddled under the covers in order to stave off any unwanted conversations. What he doesn’t expect is to see the lights dimmed, a few candles placed around with the small bedside table pulled into the middle of the room with a pair of deck chairs around it.
“John?”
There’s a bang from inside the bathroom before the sound of feet shuffling around until John opens the door rather disheveled.
“Paul? What are ya doin’ here?”
“Was lookin’ for you,” Paul replies, an eyebrow raised, and John sighs, sliding a hand down his face.
“This was meant to be a surpise,” John groans.
“I am surprised, ya old git. What’s all this then?”
John sighs after a moment and walks forward, taking one of Paul’s hands into his own.
“I’ve made dinner,” he says, and Paul nearly laughs because John has never been the one to cook.
He must have made a face because John grimaces and says, “George helped.”
Paul smiles softly, a giggle bubbling up before he kisses John, feeling the older man smile against his lips.
“If we weren’t already married I would’ve said this was a proposal,” Paul says, and John laughs, pushing him down into one of the chairs.
“No. I jus’ think we haven’t had time to ourselves on this tour. It’s not like back at home where it was just the two of us,” John says, and Paul smiles, watching as John sits opposite him.
“Goin’ soft in yer old age?”
“Sod off.”
John leans over and kisses him, a hand reaching up to his cheek, rubbing a thumb over his jaw softly.
“What did ya make then?” Paul says when they pull away and John blushes slightly.
“Beans on toast.”
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ultimate bottom!John master post ;)
Every fic listed is mclennon, includes sexual content and is on ao3. Do feel free to add onto the list if I’ve missed anything! 
Be My Baby - crybabycry
“Tell me, Johnny,” Paul murmured, teasing his almost-auburn hair between his fingers, “were you a good boy today?”
John’s breath quickened, blush spreading as he readjusted himself on Paul’s lap. “No, Paul, I was not a good boy today.”
These Nights - Unchained_Daisychain
Music journalist John Lennon is tasked with writing an article on newfound pop artist Paul McCartney. A night of fame, music, and passion soon surround John before he knows it. By the end of it all, he’s not so sure he can manage to give up this star and these nights.
Father’s Day - ImagineBeatles
John and Paul have a different way of celebrating Father’s day.
Understanding - ImagineBeatles
John wants to know what it’s like to be fucked roughly after he had seen how much Paul had enjoyed it, when he had done it to him. Paul is more than happy to do it.
The First Scene - DemonDean10
John is an omega and has kept this secret from all his friends for years. Until one day while on their first visit to the U.S. he discovers he forgot his heat suppressants. There is an Alpha that could come to his rescue, but what will happen after the two wake up and realize what they've done.
Higher Education - smothermeinrelish
Starting anew in Edinburgh Scotland, John is hired as a conservationist at the University where he will be working along side English Literature Professor Dr. Paul McCartney. John is instantly attracted to his new supervisor and mentor, but the feelings aren't mutual? Are they? Set in modern AU, the teacher/ student relationship could be more than just a temporary fling.
You Teaser, You Pleaser - Unchained_Daisychain
John and Paul finally find time to put their new handcuffs to use.
John shrugged, but the smirk on his lips belied his nonchalance. He glanced at the handcuffs Paul held between their bodies. “Seize the moment, Macca,” he said, low, tracing a single finger along the ridges of one open cuff. “Or any accessible poles throughout the day. They always leave that part out.”
Tease Me - nipsynips
His bandmates had always called him the ‘kinky’ one, but they had always assumed it was him doing the tying and the holding down and the commanding. True enough, that was often the case, especially with birds, but it wasn’t his preference. In fact, contrary to what most people thought, John relished the chance to relinquish control every once in a while.
Patience is a Virtue - Peachy_Beatles
John is trying his best to song write despite his overactive imagination. Luckily, Paul is willing to reward him for his efforts.
Summer Rose - chanderson
John and Paul rekindle their relationship late summer 1980. John's feeling lost, and Paul's missing him in more ways than one.
Cutting Strings - Peachy_Beatles
Early 1969: With John’s increasing emotional unavailability, Paul is left clinging on to whatever he can get from him- no matter how unfulfilling.
I Blame Tumblr - DemonDean10
I would just like to apologize to the world and myself for doing this. Based off this Tumblr post by @johnsdoublechin: @ the ppl who say John isnt a bottom at my last post well I got MY SOURCES. George, Ringo, Paul, Brian, Cynthia, and Yoko have all topped him thanks for listening And so...this was born. Basically John bottoms for everyone. Everyone tops him. I did this instead of my actual fics.
Ten Minutes - ImagineBeatles, ChutJeDors
Paul had thought that his friends only wanted the best for him, with giving him a gift card to a brothel and all. Now, having ended up in a room with a stunningly handsome male whore, he needs to reconsider those ideas about his friends, and his beliefs in life altogether. It’s just for ten minutes, though… Definitely a once in a lifetime thing, and all that. Totally! Right? Right??
What Feels Right/ This Loving Game - ImagineBeatles
Paul and Julia have been going out for a while and now they’ve decided to move in together. What Paul hadn’t expected when he’d agreed was that he’d fall in love with her troublesome teenage son, John
like a river flows, surely to the sea - toppermostofthepoppermost
John is smiling around his cigarette, head thrown back, eyes fixed on the cloudy sky, and it takes Paul all of his poor will to mutter, “You shouldn’t flirt with your teachers, you know?” “In my defense, Mr. McCartney,” John quips, shifting his gaze to Paul, “you make it very hard not to.” Or: Modern-day AU where Paul spends his days teaching everything Shakespeare, getting angry at modern electronic devices, raising a five-year-old girl who's 50% puppy eyes and 50% sassy comebacks and trying not to fall in love with John Lennon, his university student.
The Consequences of Getting What You Want - deux_lunes
Why John Lennon really beat Bob Wooler up at Paul’s birthday party.
Queer - deux_lunes
Paul gives John what he desires
Discipline - deux_lunes
John has been an utter brat and Paul decides that he is in desperate need of discipline.
Skype sex.  - mickeymouse (Sgtmacca0)
day 8. john skypes paul in the middle of the night.
In the Back Seat of My Car - ImagineBeatles
Modern AU. After having met at Stuart's birthday party, John and Paul get down and dirty in the back of John's car.
It won’t be long - orphan_account
After some interesting scents were being left around everywhere the Beatles went, even without any women around, it became obvious that someone in the band is an omega and never told anyone. But no one seems to care, or even notice, but Paul. The only other alpha in the band, with John of course. And he sniffs out (literally and figuratively) who it is alone in the hotel.
James - JP (jpgr1963)
Paul helps John cope with stress while on tour in 1964.
Magical Mystery Tour Love - DemonDean10
Paul gets drunk one night during MMT filming and confesses his love for John. John had been in love for yrs and is elated. but when Paul wakes up he remembers very little of the night before, will he tell John or try to make the relationship work, even with all the moral conflicts it brings up?
Day 30: Who’s Your Daddy, Johnny Boy? - ImagineBeatles
John's been a naughty boy who needs his Daddy to punish him and make him learn his lesson. Or at least, that's what Paul thinks. Not that John isn't more than happy to indulge his lover.
Day 22: Over The Desk - ImagineBeatles
1968. John keeps bothering Paul while he's busy doing management stuff, which is highly irritating for the younger Beatle, especially seeing as John makes it abundantly clear he isn't going to leave until he gets what he came for. In the end, John gets a little more than he bargained for.
Day 18: Lazy Morning Sex - ImagineBeatles
John and Paul spend the morning in bed together.
Day 6: Clothed Getting-Off - ImagineBeatles
John had seen Paul watching him, eyes hot and determined, so he was not at all surprised when he was dragged into an alleyway and pushed up against a brick wall to have his lips positively snogged off.
 I Want You - sockittoem
“In which John gets really horny after doing coke, and needs Paul to fuck it out of him.”
The Night Before - andthemoondogs
[ Anon McLennon prompt: "The Night Before" ] John and Paul have a night of drunken sex, after which, John panics and gives Paul the cold shoulder until Paul finally confronts him about it.
Day 7: Naked/Dressed - ImagineBeatles
1964. On the set of A Hard Day's Night, John and Paul cannot get one particular scene right in which Paul has to drag John away from a couple of girl as they try to find Paul's grandfather on the train, so they sneak off to practise the scene together. Soon, however, the boys have other things on their minds than rehearsing a scene.
Kiss Me - orphan_account
Mimi is gone for a trip, and when John and Paul meet at John's house for practice, things don't go quite as planned.
masturbation. - mickeymouse(Sgt macca0)
day 4. paul masturbates at the thought of john.
bottoms up. - ffomixam
“Can we get some mclennon with a possessive, dominant paul and compliant john? (technically doesn’t have to be smut)”
breathe desperation. - ffomixam
 McLennon smut, something along the lines of a first time, unexpected, adrenaline fueled, thoughtless, desperate handsy-ness and making out backstage after a show with John as the more submissive and needy one?
love me harder. - ffomixam 
Could you write a fic about Paul fucking John in public while in Hamburg, being really rough and dominant and teasing John that someone’s going to hear them and see John taking it up the arse, and John just devolves into a cummy fucked-out mess.
Of Hot Chocolate and Rainy Nights - paulmcfartney
yall already know what's goin on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I feel like I’m the worst, so I act like im the best - KiwiPillow
John, a young ravishing man, who is absolutely uninterested in anything but himself really, gets pursued by his roommate to try a dating website! What could go wrong? Well, maybe your "match" could turn out to be a bastard stalker mobster boss with a serious daddy kink, who wants to work on your attitude. Shocked and upset. In the mob bosses defence, John is annoying as hell in this.
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