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cukrkandl · 2 months
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why does everyone suddenly want fanfiction to be realistic. i just see takes like "oh it's not realistic for the marauders to all be gay, it's the 70s" and like SO WHAT? like did i miss the memo that fanfiction is supposed to be realistic now like why would it be. it's FANFICTION
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pregnantseinfeld · 1 year
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England really ended feudalism by taking most everyone's homes and jobs and immediately wrote 100 laws demanding the torture and execution of all these annoying beggars that materialized out of nowhere
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Space, but with Mr. Grizz from Splatoon 3.
Mr. Grizz boss fight - Splatoon 3
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Sometimes the moon’s gravity just doesn’t work like it used to and you get pulled to some bear trying to kill a person
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buizie · 1 year
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so… my english iv class finished lord of the flies…
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zerenovation · 4 months
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I am over 2k into what was supposed to be a short, cute little tiny fic for Nucarni Advent, and I have barely finished the exposition. I have five days to finish, and all of them are work days (one or more of them is probably a 12 hour work day).
Tell me who you think would smooch the cutest (and/or who you want to see smooch) because at this point every night will be nothing but this! Might as well lean in! 💋🎁🎄
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calcium-cat · 1 year
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So I recently did a needle felting class, and in that class, we were supposed to make Christmas ornaments using cookie cutters. But when I saw the normal sized gingerbread man and the smaller gingerbread baby cutters, I knew what I had to do . . .
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Behold the beloved blorbos ✨️
and my fleshy human hand for scale lol
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afanofmanyhats · 4 months
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So I just watched Blue Eye Samurai. It was great! I liked it! Interesting storyline, compelling characters, incredibly violent action, and it seems consistent with the (admittedly fairly little) Edo-period history I know.
But when I check the blue eye samurai tag, I see someone complaining that one of the show's creators, Michael Green, is a Zionist. So I follow the link, and what do I see?
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These are completely sensible positions to have. Hamas is a terrorist organization that started this most recent wave of violence by murdering and kidnapping non-combatants. Their founding charter explicitly states their goal is the elimination of the Jews to bring about Judgment Day, and that they will accept no peace that does not involve Islamic dominance. You can read it here:
And the express purpose of the current conflict is to rally all of the neighboring nations to help Hamas wipe Israel off the map, as seen here:
So yeah. Michael Green, the Jewish man whose mother comes from Israel, is concerned for the Israeli captives and the way my fellow Gentiles will just keep gaslighting Jews on what is and isn't antisemitism. Because he's a human being, concerned about his loved ones and the land he has ties to. As we should be, even if we don't have family in Israel or Palestine.
This isn't a black and white issue. Free Palestine, and keep Israel free. Coexistence, not genocide, is what the region needs. Stop demonizing Jews that don't stay quiet in the face of old hate. Listen to them.
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revenantghost · 8 months
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The fact that they both knew that Wolfwood was truly leading Vash's funeral procession just
It always fucks me up
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ghirahimbo · 1 year
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the temptation to make copycat recipes for all those dumb puns from today's Steeplechase episode is so strong...
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rehfan · 9 hours
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Legitimately had no idea you were 50 this whole time, you fit in as one of us 30 year olds really well. But when I read "build a bridge and get over it" I was like Mom??? That you? I hope you find this funny and not offensive I swear it's meant to be funny. 😂
Totally cackled at this message, Nonny. 🤣
Turned 50 in February so I’m a YOUNG 50… but still 50.
And I frequently mother my friends as I have no husband or kids, so where’s all that potential energy gonna go?
Come here & let me love you.
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dark-elf-writes · 3 months
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Lol.
Random ass thought.
Game Changer but it's KHR Characters, with Reborn as the host of course.
Tsuna, after the last game show Reborn hosted having him lose, decided to just go all in on winning and became the Brennan Lee Mulligan of it. Nothing else, he just wants to fucking win.
Mukuro and Crome being the devil and angel on Tsuna’s shoulders during the deviled egg bit.
Tsuna going on the “I cannot win” rant.
T H E E S C A P E R O O M E P I S O D E
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difeisheng · 2 years
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i really do think given their interactions in s3e8-9 that ben and sloane used to have a closer relationship with more trust in it that eventually deteriorated to what it is now. among the other siblings fei and ben's dynamic felt more like bitchy work colleagues, but sloane and ben in general felt a bit more sibling-like. sloane's words to ben before her wedding are coming from someone who can read him like an open book and has for years, and they probably used to communicate about it more. sloane doesn't hesitate to tell ben directly and honestly what she thinks of him. ben, while still being prickly as usual, doesn't blow up at her and instead shows more patience than he did with some others, trying to actually connect with sloane to get his point across (before she counters it). there's a stronger bond between them that was only hinted at/wasn't elaborated on and it's a shame
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musicalchaos07 · 1 month
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So imagine you're me and you've been an intern for the city for all of 2 weeks, at 8:30am you find out that you're going to go on a historic site visit to an abandoned school. Two hours later, you get there, they tell you it's haunted, they open the door and BOOM
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Max Mayfield is hanging from the rafters
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chrisitsraining · 8 months
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i just know that getting to see mandy in saw x will leave me fucking deceased like the people she stuck in those unbeatable traps
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sunflowersniffles · 1 month
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Mourning all the great porn that's been lost to time.
If you're ever thinking about deleting your blog, please don't. If you need to log off and never return that's understandable. but I promise you some weirdo out there will want to read that fic or see that drawing again. we've already lost so much due to poor archiving and search functionality
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drifloonz · 1 year
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reader is in a otome game and it has like a gacha system in there and glitchy just pulls for reader every time their banner comes up IMAGINE THE ANGER THAT GLITCHY RED FELT WHEN HE DIDNT GET READER IN A LIMITED TIME EVENT IN THEIR GAME💀 (sorry my english is shit🙂)
no your english was actually perfectly fine thumbz up! also LMAO
i feel like glitchy would have the WORST luck at gachas ( opposite to me, whos sorta stupidly lucky in gacha games ) he'd like.. eventually hate gacha games bc he never gets what he wants. i also think he'd tryhard them a lot. he's the type of dude to make optimal / competitive heavy builds in games that have that sorta system to the point where it like lessens his enjoyment of the game bc hes so hyperfocused on being optimal or whatever.
alternatively, he's just playing like the rhythm gacha games. i dont know if he'd suck ass at rhythm games or be surprisingly good at them. not like it matters, his hands touching the phone prob make it lag or glitch tf out. im so sorry glitchy <3 one day they will make a phone that you do not fuck with simply by existing <3
i hope he gets a 5-star limited-time event reader one day... keep your chin up, king. you'll get that 5 star drop someday...
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