#one liner

[kiestrokes]

ATEEZ as Cringy First Messages I Received on a Dating App | NSFW

Pairing: ATEEZ x lines intended to get one laid...that got them blocked Rating: NSFW. Mature (18+) Minors DNI. Genre: headcanon, smau? Warnings: we go from tolerable to super cringey pick up lines, aroaces please brace yourselves. also so questionable questions... it was actually pretty mild compared to my experience on tinder in 2018. Age has really helped some of these men figure things out...that or the fact I was out west and not submerged in east coast southern men helped us out. Hope it gives you even the teeniest laugh!

Sexually Explicit Content: sex positions, "daddy", penis mentions, "bitch".

🗝️ Note: oookay. so while is AZ I went on a random dating app for two days and was sending cringey lines I received to @chans-room when I got the idea to use some of them for an ATEEZ headcanon. Please keep in mind, these are just the things I find cringe for someone to open with, and I am not kink shaming anyone at all.

Disclaimers: This is a work of fiction; I do not own any of the idols depicted here. 

Park Seonghwa 📱: Can daddy see you?

Kim Hongjoong 📱: Hope you don't mind a cowboy with a big cock

Jeong Yunho 📱: Baby you're so gorgeous do you live by yourself?

Kang Yeosang 📱: U would love my back strokes fuck missionary but I'll put my legs over my shoulder and get in deep

Choi San 📱: Hey sexy

Song Mingi 📱: Hey sexy ;) how are you doing today?

Jung Wooyoung 📱: Be my bitch

Choi Jongho 📱: Let's fuck soon.

⟡ Bonus ⟡

MATZ 📱: I definitely manifested this match 😘

🗝️Note: Not really cringe...but also someone definitely did some cooking on this man. He knows too much.

© COPYRIGHT 2023 by kiestrokes All rights reserved. No portion of this work may be reproduced without written permission from the author. This includes translations.

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[vampireink]

I would steal the stars for you but your eyes already shine brighter than anything in the whole universe

[Kas]

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[simply-eno]

It's not catastrophic, but what remains of my soul are still ruins.

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[etherealcloudyforest]

"We don't hurt girls there."

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- Unknown

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[smak-annihilation]

group of executives in charge of self harm, call that the cutting board

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[trappedgoose-in-a-writblr-room]

Prompt 181

“You beg so pretty. What a shame, then, that I have no use for pretty things.”

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[bittersweetsin]

last line challenge! 🫧

@blueskiesrry @enchantedlandcoffee & @harruandlou tagged me so here’s something from my fwb fic 💝

”Look at me,” Louis soothes and when Harry finally does, he whispers, “Relax.”

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[bean-writes]

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

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[scribblersobia]

"People in love are so cute."

That beautiful, peaceful, emotional, and complete love is the best kind of love.

@scribblersobia

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[alienpossession]

Just an empty puppet waiting for his controller to slide back in and control all his joints like a marionette

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[vampireink]

The pain, the longing, the distance will always be worth it if it means my heart will forever stay in your hands.

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[simply-eno]

I am homesick, but not for anywhere but your arms.

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[captainfreelance1]

The Best Action Movie One Liner! from Friday Foster (1975) delivered by Pam Grier herself.

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[achickennamedcheese]

Funny little flirt puns I made in a text

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[celestialthinking]

Well, they did say art is subjective.

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[apocketfullofpoem]

If I think about you often would you become a dream and stay with me forever?

-apocketfullofpoems

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