ATEEZ as Cringy First Messages I Received on a Dating App | NSFW
Pairing: ATEEZ x lines intended to get one laid...that got them blocked
Rating: NSFW. Mature (18+) Minors DNI.
Genre: headcanon, smau?
Warnings: we go from tolerable to super cringey pick up lines, aroaces please brace yourselves. also so questionable questions... it was actually pretty mild compared to my experience on tinder in 2018. Age has really helped some of these men figure things out...that or the fact I was out west and not submerged in east coast southern men helped us out. Hope it gives you even the teeniest laugh!
Sexually Explicit Content: sex positions, "daddy", penis mentions, "bitch".
🗝️ Note: oookay. so while is AZ I went on a random dating app for two days and was sending cringey lines I received to @chans-room when I got the idea to use some of them for an ATEEZ headcanon. Please keep in mind, these are just the things I find cringe for someone to open with, and I am not kink shaming anyone at all.
Disclaimers: This is a work of fiction; I do not own any of the idols depicted here.
Park Seonghwa
📱: Can daddy see you?
Kim Hongjoong
📱: Hope you don't mind a cowboy with a big cock
Jeong Yunho
📱: Baby you're so gorgeous do you live by yourself?
Kang Yeosang
📱: U would love my back strokes fuck missionary but I'll put my legs over my shoulder and get in deep
Choi San
📱: Hey sexy
Song Mingi
📱: Hey sexy ;) how are you doing today?
Jung Wooyoung
📱: Be my bitch
Choi Jongho
📱: Let's fuck soon.
⟡ Bonus ⟡
MATZ
📱: I definitely manifested this match 😘
🗝️Note: Not really cringe...but also someone definitely did some cooking on this man. He knows too much.
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Prompt 181
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last line challenge! 🫧
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