#or hes a buffoon!

[crawley-fell]

Tell me you said no.

#aziraphale you buffoon listen to your boyfriend #i get it though he's really fit it must be hard to hear what he's saying sometimes #good omens #good omens 2 #gomens #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowly x aziraphale #my gifs

[autoboros]

Ray

#i need. i need to colour him more. too much of my art of him is b&w #every time i call him stupid i mean it so affectionately i love him he's a buffoon #splatoon #art #splatoon oc #splatoon idol #splatoon idol oc #OC// Ray #splatoon 3

[friendlifyre]

im gonna pass out

#jingheng #they make me sick #the way hes literally lurking by the cabins specifically for this conversation #and turns his back on us to wistfully look at the door once hes done talking #shaking him #go see him you idiot you absolute buffoon you Cannot be a 800yo master strategist and be this clueless !!!!!! #meanwhile dan heng is holing himself up in the archives Wishing he was deserving of the affection he thinks youre just projecting on him #my god they make me Sick

[willowser]

WILLOWWWW i love love love your dad!bakugou stuff 😫 like omg i just can't get enough of it. also i'm not sure if you've ever done anything like this before so sorry if you have, but imagine bakugou taking his little girl to the zoo for the first time 🥺 and she's just so excited over all the animals!!

omg how cute 🥺 girl dad bakugou has a little home built right in my heart and in my head, i love it so much, i think about them constantly !! 🥺 but !! that's actually so interesting 🥺

because — i can't imagine that bakugou cares any specific way about going to the zoo; like sure, he guesses that he'll go ?? if that's what you wanna do ?? not something he would propose on his own but it's like !! 🥺 getting to witness his daughter in that environment, for the first time 🥺 not something he really thought about, but the pure joy on her face when she's seeing giraffes and elephants and all the animals that are in her little story, learn-to-read books 🥺 and the aquarium where she gets to see all the fish 🥺 and she's just so enamored by how close she can get to see them !! 🥺 how fun !! 🥺

or she wants a soft stuffed monkey that she carries with her everywhere, or some a little headband that looks like fox ears 🥺 gets a lion cookie 🥺 HOW CUTE like this isn't something he thought about doing, but he gets there and so quickly realizes, like, this is new to her ??? this is incredible and amazing and something she's never experienced in her little life, and how lucky he is to get to experience it with her THAT'S WHAT BEING A DAD IS WAAAHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🩷✨️

#cw children #this is so cute 🥺 #at first he's like ??? okay i guess isn’t she kind of young to care about the zoo ?? #but then yall get there and she's so excited and holding his hand and he just 🥺 quietly watches her the whole time 🥺 #HE THINKS HE'S A BUFFOON 🥺🥺 OFC IT'S ABOUT THE MAKING THE MEMORY WITH HER WAAAHHH #this actually warms my heart so much how sweet #and he's so annoying and shy but he's holding her and murmuring in her ear like 'and what sound does a lion make ?' #and then she does a RAWWRR and swipes her hand through the air like little claws and SHE JUST LOOKS SO CUTE AKFBRJAKAK #okay goodbye i need to cry face down on the floor for a sec #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

gonna be honest, the first time i saw Wally one of my immediate thoughts was "that ascot is the only thing keeping his head attached, isn't it"

#for a full day i convinced myself that if you remove the ascot his head just tumbles off #before i saw the canon art of him w/o it and i was like You Fool You Buffoon Of Course Thats Not A Thing #still. the thought is there #he's headless horsemanning it up in my mind #absolutely unprompted #i hope yall think of this every time you see him

[nattikay]

holy crap y’all I beg of you to please learn what metaphor is; METAPHORICALLY COMPARING SPIDER’S SITUATION TO THAT OF A STRAY CAT IS NOT THE SAME AS LITERALLY CONSIDERING HIM A “PET” for pete’s sake you absolute buffoons

honestly the argument in general that “Jake is a bad dad to Spider” feels so bafflingly pointless to me because Jake is not Spider’s dad. He has never been Spider’s dad*. The Sullies did not adopt/raise Spider. Nor were they obligated to.

Now, would it hypothetically have been very kind/compassionate of them to take him in? Sure! Of course! Absolutely! But can we please stop acting like they specifically were obligated to do so moreso than any other adult in Spider’s life and that therefore not doing so was a massive parental failure on their behalves?

*you can of course speculate that Spider will be taken into the family after/at the end of WoW, but this post refers to the time before/during the movie

#sorry just seen this ice cold take one too many times #spider socorro #‘’jake called him their pet’’ no he didn’t u absolute buffoons learn metaphor

[kicktwine]

alphinaud also doing a complete 180 from being extremely arrogant to being like we’d love to shop here BUT IF YOUD RATHER NOT, IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE , that’s ok I , we can go, we can leave. if you want. or not. just let me know. thanks. bye

#LMAO… BUD #it’s very funny to me. it’s also giving me brainworms because I came up with ch’ari’s backstory BEFORE this happened #and ari is just staring at him the entire time. very knowing and also very judgmental gaze #are you done playing with the company of buffoons to hi ari :]]] you were gone for a long time are you well #play game #sometimes I feel guilty for so many play game posts but then I remember it’s my house. and I’ve tagged it for blacklist. welcome to game #he did a 120 degree turn so fast he gave himself anxiety

[birdricks]

the flesh curtains are so fucking funny bc they canonically sucked so crazy bad they could only get a single guy to listen to them willingly. worst lyrics known to man and terrible performance to boot

#the drummer cant drum the bass player cant play the guitar player only has one riff. the singer is this utter buffoon #etc. #i do hold it true in my mind that bp was genuinely great at singing tho. but has zero charisma for being the lead 😭 #and hes good at lyrics too…. sigh 😍

[eebooduh]

I think we need to let hajime hinata go a little insane sometimes. Like you cannot tell me he doesnt still have days where he is unbearably bored. I want to see this man fly off the rails sometimes. Just occasionally.

#let hajime hinata say fuck #on god i really just want him to deck somebody #like i just KNOW this dude has no patience for assholes #he loves the class 77 buffoons and thats where the tolerance Ends. l #imagine them working with future foundation and some jerk hates them because of the whole despair thing and hajime is like you know what?? #fuck it i'm bored anyways #and just DECKS HIM #i think that would be very fun #i kind of imagine that class 77 would be surprised #but then like peko or somebody would just be like yeahhh i see it #anyways #hajime hinata #danganronpa #danganronpa 2 #danganronpa 3 #danganronpa 2 goodbye despair #post canon #izuru kamukura #dr2

[mustardyellowsunshine]

I really don't have much patience for the "Kagome led Kōga on" argument.

Kagome quite literally bitch-slapped him and explicitly said she was seeing InuYasha.

I've never heard of someone "leading on" someone else by bitch-slapping them and bluntly saying that they're romantically involved with someone else. 🤷‍♀️

As for her "being too nice" to him after that: she is 15 years old. I'm a grown-ass woman and I'm not entirely sure how I'd deal (in feudal times) with a dude so obtuse that he still pursued me after I bitch-slapped him and told him I was involved with someone else.

#Kagome not wanting Koga to be killed at the hands of her boyfriend is not the same as 'being too nice' also #the general narrative tone in those scenes with Koga is that he's too bullheaded/obtuse to pick up on Kagome's obvious disinterest #the tone definitely doesn't read as 'Kagome giving false hope to goodhearted buffoon'

[pameladraws]

Why couldn't he just have handed over his vision like a normal person, he is so embarrassing like fr 😭😭

#childe x aether #tartaglia #genshin Impact #this buffoon #just yeeting his shit like he's 12 yo #my art #comics #short comics

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #I don't really like. get all those long-title isekai. #(tbh I don't really get isekai at all but especially those long-title ones are just way not for me.) #(like at least like an inuyasha or whatever has some elements I can vibe with) #(but uh. not these ones.) #(or like a gentle nobleman's vacation recommendation is technically isekai but the isekaied nobleman is a bright mysterious stranger) #(instead of a clueless everyman buffoon for ladies to fall on top of) #(and he wasn't isekaied from our world *or* to our world) #(which makes it more interesting) #(I've only read one volume tho tbf) #(whoops the title is gentle noble not gentle nobleman) #(I have a lot of opinions on manga) #(partially because I'm too ill to read many novels as evidenced by typoing this tag twice) #(but manga is easier for me to follow cuz there's clear visuals instead of having to translate text into spatial information)

[shamblingrevenant]

Narita is all of us 🙏✨

#ALSO the way aya got so jealous of him hdnfhdjsbdmf #you fool #you absolute buffoon #he ships y'all XD #aya x mitsuki #the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all #the captain's log #megumu narita #istg i've fixed his tag so many times now dgdnsvsnn

[zeroducks-2]

Baldur's Gate 3 Ending Spoilers Ahead :)

Okay why The Fuck can't we have a romance ending with the Emperor. Why THE FUCK NOT. WHY. THIS IS UNFAIR. LARIAN YOU ALLOWED ME TO FUCK THE GUY, YOU ALLOWED ME TO TRUST HIM AND BE THERE FOR HIM AND TURN INTO A MINDFLAYER MYSELF, AND THEN I CAN'T HAVE A ROMANCE ENDING? THE FUCK???

#okay the fact that he basically goes 'do your thing and I'll be waiting for you for as long as it takes' is sweet but #BUT #I TURNED INTO AN ILLITHID TO SAVE HIS STUPID TENTACLY ASS #(and not to have to kill Lae'zel either) #I LITERALLY TOOK THE BURDEN UPON MYSELF FOR THOSE TWO IDIOTS AND BECAME SQUID #I did all that PLUS I forsook my romance with Lae'zel and then the game fucking ends with A LETTER? #NOT EVEN AN IN-PERSON GOODBYE? #LARIAN??? HELLOOOO? #I had a whole sequence of Karlach going to Avernus with Wyll which don't get me wrong I'm glad she's fine! #I was so scared she was going to die! #but why is that the only cutscene I get #nothing about the other characters and most of all NOTHING ABOUT THE EMPEROR #the narrator goes 'you won't have to face this burden alone anymore' and my shippy ass was already smiling ear to ear #thinking 'cause I'll be with the Emperor right' #'I'll be with the Emperor right...?' #and then cuts to black. what the fuck. What the actual fuck. #Larian you buffoons shouldn't have let me have sex with him if you didn't have a romance ending. No I'm serious I feel scammed #'Zero are you really complaining about not having a romance ending with the tentacle fucking thing' YES #YES DO YOU KNOW ME YES HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER IN THAT GAME

[ach-sss-no]

i'm having a delayed reaction to this post, did j.r.r. tolkien, founder of the modern fantasy genre, publicly admit to crying over his baby-talking edgelord serial killer oc (gollum)

do you have a source for that? i believe you but i am very curious about the source for that

#i thought i saw an interview with him where the reporter asks 'who was your favorite character in lotr' and he said 'gollum lmao' #but i kind of assumed he was messing with the reporter because reporters doing interviews are great at bringing out a writer's snarky side #usually by asking a lot of stupid questions #source: a charles schultz interview i read where he started subtly making interviewer look like more & more of a buffoon #stupid post

[cleromancy]

"why does jason have a white streak when other characters who die or use the lazarus pit dont 🤔" bc its a visual representation of how death and resurrection changed him in a way it didnt for the others you chud

#these same Buffoons get really confused as to why jasons death and resurrection is consistently treated differently from other characters #most comics characters are allowed to die for a little while without any real consequences #in or out of universe. #thats not what they were ever doing with jason. #back in the day people would say shit like the only characters in comics that dont come back from the dead are jason todd and uncle ben #jasons death was in 1988 and he came back in 2005 #and for all that time--almost immediately post crisis--he was The Dead Robin #so yeah the narrative does treat his death with more weight than a character who was dead for like 2 years irl #and it should. #dc #its also really fucking annoying when ppl write someone saying shit to jason like 'we've all died you arent special' #like im going to hit you with hammers if you dont stop missing the FUCKING point