#or high

[arrowheadedbitch]

You know when you order a food from a place that isn't known for that food so it ends up being really bad?

Yeah, well, I just had the exact OPPOSITE of that problem, haha SUCK IT, LOSER! Loser loser loser loser. I just ordered chicken wings from Checkers/Rallys which is only known for good fries and okay burgers but OH MY GID THEY WERE SO GOOD???? I mean, like really good. I ate them like a raccoon in a garbage can except I was a person and I was at a fountain not a garbage can. My paper bag did fly away like a dinosaur never to be seen again halfway through the meal tho, which, rude. That was rude as hell. Also I have no idea where it went so sorry campus. And i had to eat the whole thing facing an awkward directikn because the wind is a bitch. Also they didn't give me any napkins even though it was fucking chicken wings so I had to lick my hand clean and hope the building with the bathroom was.still open because it's not like I could check the time!!! So I wobbled to the bathroom weilding building pretty sure it was open but not entirely sure and luckily it was open and since it's 8 o'clock at night not many people saw my barbecue covered goblin face which was good. And then I had to walk to the bathroom, wash my hands, use the bathroom, then wash my hands again because I am not about to get barbecue cause in my hooter, no THANK YOU and then I had to wipe down my face twice and it's still sticky which gross but I apparently had a cut on my finger which is now fused with the barbecue, oops, and then wait what was this post about again????

Checkers? Eating food from places that don't usually serve that food?

Oh yeah, um, so moral of.the story is don't order food that a place isn't known for unless that place is Checkers or Rallys and you are ordering chicken wings. But also be wary because I went to a Checkers right next to a big college so maybe mine is better quality than yours.

Checkers!

#i promise im not drunk #or high #or having a mental breakdown #though that would be nice #i wish i was having a mental breakdown #then maybe i could bang my brain back into place long enough to get theough the last month of school #actually maybe bang was a poor choice of word #ignore #that #Checkers!

[askingrayla-leone]

Gonna go have sex brb

- Troy

WHAT. do you even have a girl (I'd say guy but you just took a not gay quiz)

#is this just drunk text #or high #community nbc

[macncheems]

HOLY SHIT‼️ BUT WAIT‼️ BUT THEY‼️DID THEY JUST‼️

#we are watcher #watcher entertainment #ryan bergara #shane madej #ghost files #buzzfeed unsolved #ghoul boys #ghost files hype #too many spirits #i cant believe it #losing my shit #oh yeah #i understood that reference #ive got to see them completely wasted while ghost hunting #or high #or both

[tender-rosiey]

here’s oreo as a break from all the drama 🫶

#he so cute #he looks drunk #or high #it’s still being decided #rose talk ✨

[snow-body]

Sadako 💊 @mugunghwc.

#my art #mugunghwc #oc #sadako #extra tired #or high

[hiccupbutpurple]

I need more intoxicated Hiccup content in my life rn

#hiccup haddock #let him be drunk #or high #or something #i wanna read or see it #i may be projecting #i am #maybe I should make a list of headcanons when I’m not drunk #inebriated lol #httyd #rtte #THEY WOULD HAVE SO MUCH ACCESS TO MEAD #I THINK #I KMOW NOTHING BUT STILL #HE AND VIGGO CAN SHARE A WINE #hiccup horrendous haddock lll

[elfaery]

Chapter 411

I have so much to say about today's chapter, but since I can't organize my mind like always, I'll just list my thoughts here: 

Tianshan is officially married, which will make their separation more painful to watch 

Jian Yi's parents are such couple goals. I believe Mama Jian said she wouldn't leave her lover even though she knew who he really was (since I think during their conversation she wasn't a mother yet and they didn't have Jian Yi until after but this only my opinion). However, Jian Yi’s dad was the one who left them instead as we saw in older chapters (probably dead or killed now, I don't know...). That's why Jian Yi asks Xixi not to leave him. And we know that he will be the first to leave later. As others have said, Jian Yi's parents probably foreshadow the future that awaits these teenagers. And I can add that history can repeat itself.

Someone has already explained the absence of father figures in 19 days but I can't find it. You know I'm just curious what their dads were like - - uhmm daddy issues hitting hard

To conclude, Old Xian is evil, bribing us with fluff and then beating us with angst, and I'll never be ready for that...

#I am in pain #or high #jian yi #zhan zheng xi #zhanyi #mo guan shan #he tian #tianshan #old xian #19 days

[jsdhwdmax56]

Lloyd you really look like a lunatic talking to his dolls 😂

#the greatest estate developer #tged spoilers #tged #lloyd frontera #or high #like he smoke too much weed

[campwillowpeak]

Harper you really must've lost it if you think I'd let someone who would fuck a mcchicken lock me up anywhere. Nice try but it's not gonna happen

ME TRYING TO REMEMBER WHEN I SAID HE'D FUCK A McCHICKEN

DID I SAY THAT??

WAS I DRUNK???

#I was prolly drunk ngl #Or high

[lastoneout]

trying to figure out how I want immortality to work in this fuckin' universe and like I'm sorry but my threshold is absolutely being based on "is it funny"

like Eugene(and other demons) CAN get hurt(and technically die but not from physical injury) they just heal pretty fast, so like what would take a person a week to get over would take him a day, but I also want to make sure he doesn't need to breathe and it is still possible for him to be poisoned bcs both of those have hilarious implications

#can he get drunk tho that's the real question... #or high #idk #but he can be incapacitated and loopy as hell #I don't think he can get sick tho... #he is allergic to christmas tho #cw alcohol #ask to tag

[liverpool-enjoyer]

if you went back in time to 2020 n told someone that messi would win ligue 1 theyd think you were criminally insane

#or high #or both #leo messi #psg

[caoimhe-from-hoenn]

Free honey, at least? Sweet deal.

SWEET DEAL i cannot believe this HAHAHA

#on the other hand #would i want to eat honey from a mystery combee hive #fun fact depending on the flowers combee use for their honey #you could get poisoned #or high #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #irl pokemon #irl pkmn

[omgneptunee]

I drew this in January

I have no idea why, but I did

#vocaloid fanart #kagamine len #kagamine #len kagamine #vocaloid #len #hes so silly #wtf is this #why did i draw this #i think i was possessed #or high #or both #idfk #pls help

[annoyingasexualaxolotl]

@cow-chow when I get murdered, will you celebrate? with wine specifically

#Please do #i want everyone at my funeral to be drunk #or high #or mad at me

[erigold13261]

Love getting drunk enough that I send my best friend drunken messages full of how much I care for them. I'm always reminded that drunk talks are sober thoughts or whatever, so the fact that I usually tell the people close to me I appreciate them and love them when I am drunk makes me feel so much better about myself

#i have a problem with the word love #but when i am drunk i can say it more freely #like how i love my sister #or my best friend #and would feel bad if either died or left my life permenantly #it is so hard to express that feeling when sober #because i don't like the word ''love'' #but when i am drunk #i can say what i want #and let them know in a more sloppy or unorganized manner #that i care for them deeply #and seeing that i am saying that while drunk #just makes me feel better about my feelings #because that means i really do care about them #whehter i am drunk or sober #and that makes me feel good #that i care about people that much #to the point i can think about them while drunk #or high #or whatever #:3

[bugbxyjunk]

i wanna get drunk and do something so incredibly stupid

#or high #that also works #i just need to do something dumb #bugs junk