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theoreocat · 2 months
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Three reasons to just say “no”. 1) Are you finished eating? No. 2) Can I take your plate? No. 3) Did you know you’ve got spaghetti sauce in your fur? No.
~ Oreo 🍝
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Evergreen: The oreo part of the cookie is better than the cream part, deal with it
Freed: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side
Bickslow: Yo Socrates it's a fucking cookie
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almondpiglet · 5 months
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roshuuto and lil hoshida
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king-of-the-oreo · 3 months
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Wax: you call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God
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Mav : why do we look alike
Ethan : I don't know....this could be a trick, or some evil plot put in place years ago to cripple governments all over the world
Mav : my God did they surgically change our faces?!
Ethan : OH MY GOD DID THEY
Ice : you're fucking twins stop your shit
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thasorns · 1 year
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But from what I’ve seen, he already tries and works so hard. - Cause he has you who always spoils him, that’s why he’s like this. — Parents about Waan
Working is not fun. If you have the chance to live your life, then do it. Work is not going anywhere. You should let it go sometimes. — Waan to Win
I’m not gonna stop you, if you wanna help. But I just don’t want you to give up on your dreams. Don’t want anybody to force you to do this and that. — Win to Wiew
Dad! In case you didn’t know, Waan was gone all night because he was dealing with the issues at the resort. I promised Hia Win that when I grew up, we’ll help each other to run the resort. But now, I wish it could go bankrupt. I’m also curious, if you don’t have that stupid hotel would you gonna be the old dad we used to have? — Wiew to his father
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"I believe that your autism is getting to you."
~ Lucifer, just as autistic
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oreoskys · 2 months
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Lil video/edit version under the cut :3c
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viratsumiiii · 1 year
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Ray: GOD you’re so clingy.
Norman: you came into MY bed?!!?
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Iceman: Whoms the fuck is you?
Ethan hunt *pretending to be Mav*: uhh gay?
Iceman: mav’s depressed and repressed ass would never admit that so who are you?
Ethan: how would you know?!
Iceman: you have a different ass than mav’s
Ethan: ?????????
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theoreocat · 30 days
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"Always remember that thoughts may become words, which may become a large bowl of spaghetti, which may become spaghetti sauce in your fur." ~ Oreo 🍝
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hellcheercaine · 8 months
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The struggle is real for Chrissy
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scanndan · 2 years
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Kyle, just got his wisdom tooth removed: I'm CRYING. You made me CRY.
Jason, oreo-confiscating fiend: Baby.
Kyle: No! Now is not the time for pet names.
Jason: No, I'm calling you a baby.
Kyle:
Jason: I'm insulting you.
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Maverick: This is going to be so funny
Ethan: idk Pete, Ice didn't buy it the first time I met him
Maverick: yea but now we know each other better, you got this
Later:
Ethan as Mav: Hey Ice how's it go-
Ice: I'm in love with you
Mav: *hiding around the corner*
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malaisequotes · 10 months
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“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”
Brennan Lee Mulligan in Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos
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Lesson 16 Spoilers
Mammon, holding MC's body: You took everything from me! Belphegor: NUH UH
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