#original: house md

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Borsk Fey'lya: Do you mind if I come in? Admiral Ackbar: Not at all. Do you mind if I leave?

#borsk fey’lya #admiral ackbar #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: house md

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Bobby Drake: What are you hiding? Jean Grey: You're gay. Bobby Drake: Jean Grey: Oh, that's not what you meant. It does explain a lot, though.

#bobby drake #jean grey #x-men #original: house md

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Bucky: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.

Tony: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

#original: house md #incorrect winteriron #avengers #marvel #tony stark #iron man #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #winter soldier #incorrect quotes #incorrecttonyxeveryone #winteriron incorrect #incorrect avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #winteriron #ironwinter #ironsoldier #buckytony #bucky x tony

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(after Maverick does another no-no)

Cyclone: You need a lawyer?

Maverick:...You don't have a problem with what I did?

Cyclone: When we brought you back to TOPGUN, I knew you were insane. I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things, but once they're done, trying to convince and insane person not to do insane things is, in itself, insane. So, when I hired you, I also set aside fifty thousand a year for legal expenses...so far, you've come in under budget.

#incorrect quotes #maverick & cyclone #top gun maverick #original: house md #this just fit Maverick too well I couldn't resist #pete mitchell #beau simpson #maverick mitchell #cyclone simpson

[princelabia]

sometimes a story is about gay sex because there is no gay sex. sometimes a story revolves around the gay sex that is not happening

#the person who called me harry styles for this i hope you have an accident #for the people clicking on the original post to find out what this is about #it's about house md #not sorry #princelabia

[dykebarbie]

hi house md fandom

#a sydney original #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hate crimes md #hilson #alison cameron #robert chase #eric foreman

[valentinedagger]

house md 2020 COVID season. princeton plainsborough is the epicenter for covid research for some contrived reason. cameron is extremely pro-mask. foreman isn't anti-mask but he thinks it's personal choice to wear one or not and if you decide not to wear one you deserve to die off anyway because something something natural selection. chase is just trying to clown around and start shit in the workplace. wilson has a very special episode dedicated to convincing his immunocompromised cancer patient to mask. early on in the season house gets hyperfixated on trying to find a cure for covid and starts to forgo his vicodin in favor of the best puzzle he's ever encountered. everyone tells him he can't do it and it can't be cured and to wait for the CDC to distribute vaccines but he keeps going with an insane obsession. towards the end of the season cameron gets irrationally attached to a covid patient who's on a ventilator. she tries to join house on his obsessive journey but he spurns her because she's doing it for sentimental reasons. her patient dies and gives her covid. in the season finale house is trying to save cameron but can't find the cure and starts to believe it's impossible. he enters her room without PPE in some insane patented gregory move to try to cure her that doesnt work. he catches covid as a result of this and passes out with a fever of 104. he hallucinates arguments with his coworkers and friends in an extended dream sequence that eventually culminates in the realization that he's been subconsciously blocking out the answer to curing covid this entire time because he doesn't want to give up the best puzzle he's ever encountered and go back to vicodin. he struggles with this moral conundrum and eventually decides to cure covid and also cameron. the season ends on a shot of him popping a handful of vicodin dramatically. covid is never brought up again.

#house md #i hate how easy this was for me #certified dagger original

[ratsalad]

totally heterosexual things to say to your best and only friend with whom you’ve shared a rich history of unspoken love and sacrifice and being there for each other when no one else was

#also what manga is he reading. it's not even translated he's reading the original japanese #house md #hilson #vaaya moodu #8x09 better half #houseposting #1k #5k #10k #gregory house #james wilson #20k #30k

[moxsquanch]

has anyone done this yet...

#james wilson i need you immediately #i would let him cheat on me tbh #house md #malpractice md #need to post more house original content #gregory house #james wilson #medical malpractice #certified chandler classic 🔥 #hilson

[houseswife]

practically emanating

#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls #idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways… #what if we were both the losing dog. what then. #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md #house/wilson #edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and #my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.

[greghatecrimes]

being one of house’s fellows would be so fun. he’d tell me to do something while calling me lesbian or dyke or some clever slur-adjacent pun related to being nonbinary and i’d answer with “okay, fag :)” because i know what he is. and neither one of us would report the other to HR

#house md #greg house #just a gay boss and his gay employees calling each other slurs no big deal #maybe calling each other slurs is how we show each othe respect. like a love language #maybe calling each other slurs can be our always<3 #100 #200 #500 #an anya original #1k #1.5k #d slur #f slur

[my-dear-ceramic-frogs]

House MD: how it was vs how it’s going

(My own version of this comic)

#a good old fashioned early 2000s gay bait is one of the most powerful things #just a law of nature #house md #house #hilson #episode s6e10 is the one both the original artist and I picked for the comic I just chose a more random line lol

[airobirb]

my boyfriend’s early christmas present to me.

he commissioned this guy who makes children’s soccer team flags for this and the guy’s opener to the email was “oh.”

i love my boyfriend

#can’t find the op of the original tapestry #i love my boyfriend #he doesn’t even watch house #he knows me so well #house md #hatecrimes md #gregory house #doctor house #greg house #airobirbimg

[himbofag]

the wilson-irene adler bit makes me sooooo insane. what do you mean wilson got house a deeply personal gift, wrote a note referring to house affectionately, and then a year later when it's brought up again his immediate response is to invent an imaginary woman that house was in love with. fellas is it gay-

#certified himbofag original #house md #hilson #james wilson #house md 5x11 #lives in my brain

[atomicradiogirl]

i had to contribute

#behind every gay person is gayer more evil gay person #hilson #house md #the original one i posted wasn’t accurate because house is eviler and gayer #them #they love each other your honor

[silerismyblorbo]

it has been one helluva day week so heres a lil Jimmy Wilson to close it out x

#house md #james wilson #indigo's art #original post!