(As they're rough-housing, and Jason is winning)
Jason: Any last words, Timmy?
Tim: May thy fat head be set upon by sea spiders and torn asunder, leaving only thine eyes to witness the humiliation!
Damian: (spectating): Ooh, pretty good last words...
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Captain Pellaeon: Grand Admiral! What’s on your mind?
Grand Admiral Thrawn: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
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Tim: Jason! You see me struggling and you act like you don't care!
Jason: It's not an act.
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The Bulgarian script of this rock hard abs scene is SO MUCH BETTER for shipping than the english one
In english it translates to:
Squidward: ,,Spongebob.. (with the intention of I didn't know you were) you are such a cutie!" (Original if you need it - Спонджбоб ти си бил голям сладур!
Spongebob: ,,aww don't!" (Original if you need it- Ауу недей!)
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Episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Mr Krabs decides to stop selling Krabby Patties and instead starts selling patties where each one is completely unique and will only be sold once. He calls them NFPs (non-fungible patties).
At first, the NFPs are very simple condiment combinations. One NFP has only ketchup; one has mustard; one has both; etc. Then when Krabs runs out of unique basic condiment combinations, he starts using different types of cheese and buns. Then he has to start using bizarre ingredients. And eventually he starts adding items into the sandwiches that make them highly toxic and dangerous.
The people of Bikini Bottom start collecting these NFPs which drives up their value and lets Mr Krabs sell his new NFPs at exceedingly bloated prices.
The only people not in on the hype are Spongebob (He's just making the patties and doesn't really notice), Squidward (He thinks the whole thing is stupid), Plankton (Refuses to buy into it and is instead trying to push ChumCoins), and Patrick (He just wants to eat a Krabby Patty but people keep buying them all before he gets a chance).
Eventually, the value of the NFPs plummets as they all start to rot and decay. Everyone stops buying NFPs when they realize they bought worthless commodities that will go bad after several days.
At this point, Patrick finally manages to buy a Krabby Patty, a plain patty with extra mayonnaise, and he eats it. Everyone sees Patrick eating his Krabby Patty and start talking about what sorts of toppings they'd rather have.
Mr Krabs, having lost everything trying to make more NFPs to sell, starts selling Fungible Patties (FPs) that are like NFPs but they aren't strictly unique and you can get any FP you want even if someone else already has the same one.
The episode ends with everything back to business as normal except people are ordering FPs instead of Krabby Patties. The last scene is someone trying to buy an FP with ChumCoin.
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