#overheard

[irradiate-space]

"magic is great, but have you considered logistics?"

#overheard #quotes

[headspace-hotel]

Overheard at the crosswalk:

"...she got a $700 ice maker for $300. Supposedly it makes thirty pounds of ice per day. Listen, if you need thirty pounds of ice per day..."

#overheard #random #humans

[callmebliss]

In the cafe, waiting for breakfast, trying to mind my own business at the window counter. Two seats away a guy is setting up a laptop workstation thing with his 7(?) year old kid eating breakfast on the other side of him when I hear

Guy: *struggling to get something connected*

Guy: *muttering* fuck yoooou and the horse you rode in on.

Kid: …

Guy: …

Kid: that. Was. Beautiful.

And I did not look up and I did keep my laughing silent. The kid was was also giggling.

Guy: …yeah. Daddy’s funny when he’s grumpy.

#overheard #life in blisstopia

[lawlietscaramels]

Death Note Misquotes

as things I've overheard. some have been edited for context/clarity.

　★━━─・‥…━━━☆

Matsuda: Is the plural of spouse "spice"?

L: Is that why everyone wants a hot wife?

Watari: I like tea. But it's okay if other people don't like tea. You should never give an unconscious person tea.

L: What an important lesson about consent.

Watari: Consent? I was talking about tea.

L: That's not true! I have lots of friends!

Misa: They're all bots, aren't they?

L: I coded them myself :)

Misa: Are you a Taurus?

Light: No idea, why?

Matsuda: We're trying to decide how likely it is that you'll run off to become a cowboy.

Matsuda, in a loud Kermit voice: PASTA!

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#sometimes you hear the weirdest things #death note #incorrect quotes #overheard #l lawliet #touta matsuda #watari #misa amane #light yagami

[munchymunchkin]

#astrology #astro notes #astroloji #overheard conversation #overheard quotes #overheard #overheard la #barbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #barbie moon #Oppenheimer rising #moon #rising #moon rising #barbie memes #barbie meme #Oppenheimer memes #Oppenheimer meme

[vastderp]

overheard at the grocery store on new year’s eve eve:

random man: yeah I know where my socks and underwear are

random woman: ah you're a hunter just like me

#overheard #Domestic Blifs #quotes

[mbrainspaz]

“Okay you nasty motherf***er, I’m trying to help you”

- said in a pleasant tone by the person doing customer service work in the cubicle behind me

#Tuesdays #office shenanigans #overheard #life of a government drone

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

clone wars + bad batch characters as things i've overheard at school pt.2

-Ahsoka: I wish I was a mushroom. Mushrooms don't have chemistry homework.

-Fox, talking about Palpatine: You know who he looks like? That sloth from Zootopia.

-Padme: The dog earns more than the doctor. This is New York City.

-Crosshair, mocking: Well aren't you special. You did a barrel roll.

-212th shinies whispering to each other watching Obi-Wan strut from one disaster to the next: He's a ginger and apparently he caused 9/11.

-Fives: I had a horrible morning

Echo: What, did you get hit by a car again?

Fives: Pfft, I wish.

#overheard #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #the bad batch #star wars

[eselkunst]

Overheard near Yorkville as my partner and I were exploring the neighborhood. We were passing a public bike rental station thing when the two couples behind us had this conversation. It seemed like a double date; the two in front seemed to be close friends and each with a +1 date trailing behind.

One couple was clearly getting along well while the other couple floundered and bickered about the bicycles. I was struck both by the lack of emotional intelligence displayed by the struggling date, (Like why are you picking a silly fight over the merits of cycling through a busy city without a helmet as a romantic adventure? You are going home alone, buddy.) and the nimble way the friend defused the situation with a private reference that seemed like a reminder of understanding companionship.

#overheard

[unrighteousbooks]

Overheard in the shop: "I'm not going to dwell on mistakes I made years ago. I've got much more recent mistakes to dwell on."

#mistakes #past mistakes #i'm very old #so i have an ample supply #overheard #overheard in the shop

[your-system-said-what]

"I typed out this WHOLE NICE THING FOR [friend]. ACCIDENTALLY REPLACED IT ALL WITH THE LETTER C"

"(hand on my shoulder) c"

#your system said what #from mirage #overheard

[headspace-hotel]

Overheard conversation today:

"-and we were sleeping in the room with the taxidermy, and there was a bear—and we had to put shirts over their heads so we could sleep!—"

#taxidermy #humans #overheard #random #out of context

[abrighterspark]

i keep having dreams in languages i don't speak

strange enunciations slip my tongue

thoughts of things i did not think

and plans too big to have begun

#overheard #eavesdropping #writerscreed #poetry #poems #spilled ink #dreams #languages #rhyme #poets on tumblr

[mysic-librarian]

Overheard in the Library

*A group of students and a girl were looking through the stacks*

Group: She is obsessed with those Goosebumps books. I bet she has read all of them.

Girl: *sneaks up behind them* I haven’t read them all. I have memorized them.

#feeds off fear #books & libraries #library #librarians #overheard #goosebumps #school #teacher #goosebumps books #books

[thisbibliomaniac]

Very Little Girl: Santa!

Her Dad: Not everybody with a beard is Santa.

#overheard #in the library

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

clone wars + bad batch characters as things i've overheard at school

Cody: My father is a balderdash

Jesse, to Hardcase: tHis is aLL yoUr fAuLt Hardcase, wiggling his arms at Echo while eating a protein bar: is tHis wEird tO YoU

Fives, googling: We should study the Mayan Empire! Look how poggers it is!

Shiny: What's Prussia? Fives, with his mouth full: Its like Russia but with a P.

Omega, speaking French: 🥖🥖🇫🇷🇫🇷🥖🥖 Rex:...she just told me she's gonna baguette my mom/😕/

Fives, waving a carton of milk: HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF MILK Echo: *trembles* Fives: NO CALCIUM?! Rex, wheezing in the background: no calcium?

#overheard #incorrect quotes #the bad batch #star wars #the clone wars #tbb #tcw #commander cody #clone trooper hardcase #clone trooper jesse #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #clone troopers #tbb omega #captain rex #random