#painintheass

[maximusaureliuspugladiator]

“HooMom says I’m gibbings fanks for my invasive little brofur…” 😳💖-Max #max #pug #dog #thankful #givethanks #brother #baby #kitten #monster #velcro #pain #painintheass #cat #siamese #siamesecat #babybrother #catlover #doglover #loveislove #love #loveyoutothemoonandback 🌚 https://www.instagram.com/p/ClZqavlPa1P/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#max #pug #dog #thankful #givethanks #brother #baby #kitten #monster #velcro #pain #painintheass #cat #siamese #siamesecat #babybrother #catlover #doglover #loveislove #love #loveyoutothemoonandback

[scarlet-abyss]

Not my stupid ass mixing up stp and rtp when doing questions and wondering why my answer is wrong

#whyamilikethis #sendhelp #carelessness #painintheass

[chiragglobalhospital]

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#fistulatreatment #bangalore #piles #Hemorrhoids #pilestreatment #hemorrhoidsurgery #painintheass #vent

[guitarpaintguys]

Shipping out! 😎 Ignore the damn reflections / dust. Gloss Black is just a pain in the ass some times. :P #GuitarPaintGuys #guitarpainting #guitarfinishing #guitar #luthier #GuitarPorn #guitarsdaily #guitarsofinstagram #PainInTheAss #music #rocknroll https://www.instagram.com/p/CgnJP-VucBw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#guitarpaintguys #guitarpainting #guitarfinishing #guitar #luthier #guitarporn #guitarsdaily #guitarsofinstagram #painintheass #music #rocknroll

[craftylittlehookergb]

When your sister asks you to make 8 pairs of glasses and she needs them doing that day! 🙄 always a last minute shopper 😅 #handmade #henparty #hendo #hens #supportlocal #smallbusinessowner #smallbusiness #smallbusinesslife #painintheass #theylookgood #fiancé #friends #sister #mysister #bigsister (at England, UK) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdGP_f-MBr1/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#handmade #henparty #hendo #hens #supportlocal #smallbusinessowner #smallbusiness #smallbusinesslife #painintheass #theylookgood #fiancé #friends #sister #mysister #bigsister

[chaoticcandyapples]

One word that describes... part 2

(Part one here)

Interviewer: if you could only use one word to describe Tony, what would it be?

Pepper: difficult

Rhodey: sarcastic.

Steve: Reckless.

Peter P: dad caring

Thor: Brave!

Clint: Pain in the ass.

Interviewer: But that's 4 words...

Clint: oh, sorry i ment painintheass

Interviewer: That's not a word...

Clint: Yes it is, there are no spaces.

Interviewer: That doesn't make it a word though.

Clint: Who made you the dictator of the dictionary, jackass?

Interviewer: Are these accurate, Tony?

Tony: Absolutely not.

Tony: These answers do however accurately depict Clint's lack of logical thinking skills.

#marvel #mcu #pepper pottts #rhodey #peter parker #thor #clint barton #steve rogers #Iron man #avengers #incorrect marvel #spiderman #incorrect marvel quotes #funny #marvel cinematic universe #thor odinson

[theearthwasmadeforlovers]

Heh GoopfenSchtaldt

Here lies Sha-La-La of the Velvet Thump.

Im realgunna shtickitiner helthie Rump.

A realDravidianRhythm is playing out

Im real-not-gonna-let-ya sit there and pout

Im a real CosmoidRex Ape-type Man oy-ya-Hay! oy-ya-Hay!

Im a real Stooge-Incense when I yodel ya-la-Lay!

Im as real as Zulzibrand when you raise me from the Clay.

Whoresare the realCunts

Cuntsare the realWhores

Dim-dim Dandelion realultra!

Dam-dam dandy Leon real ultra multra!

Dom-dom Damiana Desdemona de-la Diluvian Dividend Delta Deluge Damage Day

Do-si-do da Dorian Delorean Dumbbell Dingbat

De-la Hee-Haw Hee-Haw of the great Ooh-Lay-Lay!

I reel didsniff the CkandyyyCkryyyzstdallz lakkagraydt fethraMezstchryxsdtkra

And then I went over lakkawhooschxkhilly Wyxsdtkra

Ha Hunny, that’s the honk

Hi Bunny, that’s the bonk

Huh Tunny, that’s the tonk

Dul mynkra mynkra ding-a-ling DingDong?

You look a lil funny - Sumptin’ gone wrong?

Real churnedforth Papersuch didme-write a Glyph.

It sent forth a heavenly and epic “WHAT IF!!??”

And then all of a Sudden was ruddily rudden

And out of the Turmoil came pomba pombudden

They realedit Wykypeedshzhja lakkagraydt Wwwykkapaedszhcka!!

The lixily tiltexily dre YspaTechaeJchaedszhcka!!

Thakkagraydt skilurMezhdre Nyvendflasdhtshaedszhcka!!

YIJvIyiJYiVyIIjjViyIVjjyvjYjYjVYvJJjyjVJJjVvyVviiJYYvIIjjyjivyVjIjJvvvVyvJYvjvjv

yjYvvIJiYJVyvijJvJjvyjVjyiiyjiVJiIivYYivVJjvvJjjjJVvjYjivjyViyVjjyVjjvJjJyVIYvjjjvi

JYyyyYjiIjIyyJJjJvyjIVIJyJVYviyIViYvVvyjjjYvvyJvvVYjVvjiyYvJJVvYvJYjVvvjyyjv

Fairies-in-the-Fields

                                 Real-Heavenly, oh-Yes!

In-the-Face-of-Immortal

        Chaos-and-Fear

   I-am-not-afraid, oh-No.

O Valentine - I love you

And this comes from Within

So for you I play the Saxophone, and the Violin

Real FallOfTheByzantineEmpire - Meow-hey! Meow-hey!

Real Red/Orange/Green-Shifted Valentine - dela-Neigh! dela-Neigh!

Straw-raw ra-la strangula stringula Sister Spinster Spatula Spray

Cradula Clavendula Coldula called ya clever-as-Clay

Real fuck CopyRightLaw, am I right? Am I right?

Im real gonna steal everyThing in Sight.

And then in the tight Nick of Time at Night,

Ill be as gone as Night by Morning Light.

And daily deedil dela Boya Konzschstrykxxxcshdztxxxjchkya

Mynervvva Melyossa Maryyna MonMerprykxxxcshdztxxxjchkya

Reel sendMethegigaCuntSluts realplease reel’pleez

Mxxt mzzt mttt myyt mytzxClazeez yeitschYaiyeez

Megresh nevi-nevi beloyosi-mosi

Madousx yevi-yevi gragagdosi-grosi

Mxla Myxyla Meixeilei pboosch-gwgawdt!!

Ador ya la MRUAP or g’edit wal iss hawdt!!

Real Cuntweep went realHotGirl Oof Ooh-La-La!

Real didsniff the CandyCrystalz lakkagraydt Shra-Ra-Ra!

Real PainintheAss I can be, I can be! :)

Real putitinherButthole andthen I gopee ;)

RealSucks to be realCuck; realfeels good to be Me :^)

I found my Violet Valentine a Place to play

Vand Vthen Vthe Vviolet Vvalentine Vwe Vwent Vwevve Vvavway

For her Radiance, I razzle.

For her Decadence, I dazzle;

In our Dalliance, I adore;

In our Romance, I roar.

With Reverence, I rape Her.

With Diligence, I drape Her;

When I feel less, She is More;

When I confess, She is Whore.

For a Shilling, I shape Her;

For Screaming, I scrape Her,

For Scrambling, I scratch Her;

For Sniveling, I snatch Her.

For Hugging, I hold Her,

And she rests her Chin

     Upon my left Shoulder. ♥

#poetry #valentines day #valentine poetry #heh goopfenschtaldt

[justyourusualash]

New HC:

A while after Ethan and Angel got Official AF™ Angel made him more social media accounts, much to his displeasure. It started with twitter, ended in facebook. Most of his accounts are private, so the general public can't find it.

I haven't worked out the details of facebook, but twitter, yes.

Angel is @/painintheass

Ethan is @/doctorasshole

The name is thanks to the fact that Angel created his account. He told her to change it and this is what happened.

Taglist:

@dr-addieramsey @rosebudde

#ethan ramsey x mc #ethan x mc #open heart #ethan ramsey #ash and her hc's

[beautiifulmxnds]

��� Bianca!

Send me 💬 and my muse will describe yours in three words. @rvbelhearts

"Strong. Beautiful. Painintheass."

#rvbelhearts #freshpriincessofbelair #answered: jason.

[pheonixjane83]

The pleb...

He lights up my life.. he in every sense of the word- saved my life... he listens to me while I pour my heart out...I love the bones of this meathead and will be lost when anything happens to him...

But... we currently have fallen out because I made the fatal mistake of cooking chicken last night so i was woken at 4.30am as he wanted his chicken breakfast....

I've created the premadonna!!

#yorkshirebloggers #blogger #blog #husky #huskymom #motherofwolves #doglovers #dogphotography #huskynation #huskylovers #wolfmother #dogsofinstagram #dog #spoiltdog #happy #painintheass

#Instagram

[eric-sadahire]

The inside of your butt is warm enough to hard boil an egg Oh no I'm not falling for this one again...

#urbanlegend #yourbuttishot #hardboil #egg #painintheass #humor #notagain #gullible #weirdshit #curiousity #youdbedead #goodidea #internaltemperature #tryanyway #painting #acrylic #artwork #dailyartwork #artist on tumblr #artporn #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #sadahire #flomm #flommist #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #bierdeckel

[guitarpaintguys]

Intense Blue Pearl - Shipping out! 😎 This one was a problematic insane challenge at every step of the way, and we're VERY happy to have it heading out. ( Probably saying a big NO to finishing any more of these too! :P ) Thank you so much for the patience! #GuitarPaintGuys #guitarfinishing #guitarpainting #guitar #luthier #GuitarPorn #guitarsdaily #guitarsofinstagram #guitarplayer #painintheass #hellno #customshop #custompaint #music #rocknroll https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf7YIUrOE5G/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#guitarpaintguys #guitarfinishing #guitarpainting #guitar #luthier #guitarporn #guitarsdaily #guitarsofinstagram #guitarplayer #painintheass #hellno #customshop #custompaint #music #rocknroll

[amo-ridere]

Ran out of bobbin thread so here we go. #offlinegoings #sewing #quilting #quiltingprogress #WIP #themequilt #BabyQuilt #Commission #Disney #BabyBlanket #QuickieProject #almostdone #painintheass #bobbin https://www.instagram.com/p/CT78pmMJU_z/?utm_medium=tumblr

#offlinegoings #sewing #quilting #quiltingprogress #wip #themequilt #babyquilt #commission #disney #babyblanket #quickieproject #almostdone #painintheass #bobbin

[sugarcyanide]

The realities of YouTube. This video is roughly an hour long. 8hrs to render. 2 hrs to film and another 2 to upload with the Good Internet. Whines. #youtube #videoedits #painintheass #danceclass (at Southside St. Lou) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCaS5Mej11e/?igshid=32ld4vefcdje

#youtube #videoedits #painintheass #danceclass

[pa-awesome]

#repost #quote #oneliner #true #relatable #thisissome #burn #savage #sass #sassy #lol #lolwhite #love #inlove #sad #pain #hurt #painintheass

[mikehawthorne]

It’s true tho! 😅 #deadpool #captainamerica #marvel #marvelcomics #comics #comicart #art #deadpoolcomics #mikehawthorne #mikehawthorneart #tiktok #comicsoninstagram #true #painintheass https://www.instagram.com/p/B-DBz7nDELe/?igshid=1tndl984jbp1v

#deadpool #captainamerica #marvel #marvelcomics #comics #comicart #art #deadpoolcomics #mikehawthorne #mikehawthorneart #tiktok #comicsoninstagram #true #painintheass