#paleo brownies

[fullcravings]

Almond Flour Brownies Recipe

#paleo #almond flour #dark chocolate #brownies #bars #almond #chocolate #recipe #nuts #grain free #healthy #gluten free #dairy free #coconut sugar #thefitpeach

[billvicious]

Paleo Caramel Brownies Dairy Free Dessert

#Paleo #Caramel #Brownies #Dairy #Free #Dessert

[jaimecajaimetoi]

Paleo Brownies

#Paleo #Brownies

[equilibriumnatural]

Brownies paleo-gluten free

#huevos #vainilla #paleo #chocolate #cacao #brownies #glúten #miel #almendras

[cecilbaldwinfan]

Paleo Brownies

#Paleo #Brownies

[brennanes]

Paleo Brownies

#Paleo #Brownies

[lafayette-paw-arts]

Stupid random poly vees headcanons

Vox loves chocolate chip eggo waffles and chocolate chip mini muffins, he refuses any other type of muffin and it's rare to see him eating any other type of waffle.

Velvette likes pancakes, doesn't really care what type of pancakes but she refuses to use Pearl Milling Company (formerly Aunt Jemima) syrup she'll only use an expensive type of "real syrup"

Valentino is extremely easy, ceral, waffles, pancakes, doesn't matter, give it.

Vox absolutely LOVES bacon, so when bacon is made most of it ends up on his plate, the others will take a few pieces for themselves but yeah, Vox gets the lions share.

Vox has weird tastes in video games and tends to just chase the serotonin. He has action games (not usually shooter style), story, exploration, sandbox, even farming sims (he likes Paleo Pines)

Velvette has a ton of games she just doesn't play them very often.

Valentino loves shooter style games and action games, he's not a huge fan of cozier games like farming sims or like animal crossing.

Vox had to put a heavy duty protector on Valentino's switch.

Voxtek has made the most durable gaming controllers in hell, why? because when Val gets pissed at a game he throws his controller and Vox got tired of buying new ones to replace it (or dealing with the whining that Val couldn't play games anymore until the controller was replaced) so the controllers they make are practically indestructible.

Vox loves spicy food but the others don't like it as much as he does, so when he's cooking for himself it's extremely spicy, but when he's cooking for the three of them it has to be "Val and Vel safe" levels of spice

Vox also loves salty food, chips, popcorn, even sea-salt chocolate, he loves it.

Vel has the biggest sweet tooth of the bunch, she loves the sugar cookies with the frosting and sprinkles on them and she also loves the two bite brownies.

Val is more jack of all trades with his food tastes, he's not super picky but he does love hot chicken wings tho.

Velvette will go out clubbing with Zeezi, they love to party the night away and drink a lot.

They love to scare any asshole guys or gals who are trying to be gross to others in the bars (they find it fun, Zeezi calls it "bitch hunting")

Valentino surprisingly enough hangs out with Carmilla sometimes, it's like a once in a blue moon thing, but they'll get together at an air soft range and will have a one on one battle (sometimes Carmilla's daughters join them)

Whoever wins gets bragging rights until the next time they meet up.

Vox spends time with Zestial, he will meet up with the elder overlord once a week for tea and they just talk and play chess.

The other Vees hate it because Vox always comes back talking like Zestial and it lasts for hours.

Sorry for the long wait for more but here you go! There are some weird ones for ya!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #the vees #valentino #hazbin hotel vox #poly headcanons #vox #hazbin hotel zeezi #carmilla carmine #clara carmine #odette carmine #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial #headcanons #headcanon #hazbin

[scolop98]

VOTE BERTHASAURA FOR DINOSAUR MARCH MADNESS 2023

​Berthasaura is just *barely* losing @a-dinosaur-a-day​‘s DMM poll and if the only remaining Noasaur loses to a friggin Spinosaur I might actually riot

A vote for Berthasaura is a vote for all Noasaurs, arguably the weirdest collection of non-avian theropods to ever exist. A vote for Berthasaura is, by extension, a vote for:

- Masiakasaurus “why are your teeth like that“ knopfleri of Prehistoric Planet fame, a genuíne Madagascan weirdo

-  Vespersaurus “only dinosaur that walks on one toe” paranaensis (yes that includes all birds), tragic second place of the previous round

- Limusaurus “are you sure that’s even a theropod” inextricabilis, which started out like normal little baby theropods before losing their teeth and becoming quasi-ornithomimid beaked herbivores, and its fellow Elaphrosaurines

- Noasaurids are also the closest relatives of Abelisaurs, which should be worth extra brownie points

And Berthasaura itself was no slouch either! In addition to being arguably The Most Ornithopod of any theropod (vote for wacky convergent evolution!), it evolved its toothlessness independently of the Elaphrosaurines, and was toothless its entire life! Friggin Noasaurs don’t even do toothlesness the same way twice apparently. Berthasaura also holds the distinction of being the second ever toothless non-ceolosaurian theropod to be described, and it had a nearly complete skeleton! Berthasaura was an ornithomimid before ornithomimids became cool (or even existed), an early-cretaceous throwback to Shuvosaurids, the first of a long line of weirdo theropods. Peak dinosaur, 9/10.

Meanwhile Ceratosuchops is what, a Baryonychine with a horn on its head? Boo, unoriginal, 4/10. The horn ain’t even that big. It’s only known from some fragments of a skull (again: compare to Berthasaura’s remarkably complete skeleton) and in all honesty I’m just tired of Spinosaurs at this point. I couldn’t even keep track of whatever Spinosaurus drama was happening back when I was deep in my early Covid paleo hyperfixation and I'm kinda scared to check in on it. Apologies to Darren Naish, but I’ve had a petty grudge against spotlight-stealing Spinosaurs since like the third post-2014 Spinosaurus paper and it sure as hell-herons ain’t going away now. Sure, Ceratosuchops was a heron-analogue with a cool name, but it’s not even a proper heron mimic. If you want some real convergent evolution, vote for Berthasaura. 

Am I deliberately skimping on Baryonychine facts due to a petty grudge against the most famous member of the family? Yes definitely absolutely. They get enough attention as is. And what do they have that Noasaurs don’t? Weird teeth and an aquatic diet? See Masiakasaurus. Big fore-claws? See Noasaurus. Large size? Overrated, and Deltadromeus might be a Noasaur so they even have that covered. Sail-backs and a semiaquatic lifestyle? That’s Spinosaurus bias talking, vote for Bajadasaurus or Annakacygna instead. Spinosaurs may be fan-favorite weirdo dinosaurs, but I think that Noasaurs were objectively weirder and deserve to advance in the polls. Vote Berthasaura for a weirder, wackier theropod (and a way to unload that pent-up anti-Spinosaurus grudge, if you like)

#dinosaur march madness #dmm rising stars #dmm round two #berthasaura #noasauridae #noasaur #spinosaur slander #a-dinosaur-a-day #reminder that any slander spoken during march madness season may not reflect my normal opinions on that animal #dinosaurs

[fullcravings]

Fudgy Paleo Brownies

#fudge #chocolate #paleo #brownies #bars #food #dessert #baking #recipe #grain free #gluten free #nuts #chocolate chip #dark chocolate #dark chocolate chip #almond flour #tapioca flour #tapioca #dairy free #vegan #egg free #almond #coconutsandkettlebells

[johnny1note]

I'm sorry but the "paleo" diet is so dumb like if there is any health benefit to not eating grains I am certain it is immediately cancelled by your almond flour maple sugar brownies

#if you actually commit to the bit and only eat whole nuts fruit and honey for dessert i can respect that

[tomatoluvr69]

Vegan and nut free is a hell of a combo that I am always searching for because of a good friend with anaphylactic allergies. Bc every single recipe that suits those two needs is like also gluten free, grain free, refined sugar free, soy free, paleo, raw, whole 30, and god only knows what else bc they think you’re avoiding literally everything else. So the recipes are always like “mix two cups of raw beetroot with four cups dried black beans, six liters aquafaba, .5 tsp unrefined cacao, and 1 tsp agave. Set out in the sun for two days to cook. and you won’t even tell the difference between these and your favorite disgusting slob evil american diet sugar addict loser brownies that were making you so fat and ugly and evil and bloated ew <3 so good <3 and your anus won’t even prolapse from macronutrient deficiencies like the last one I posted xo” like tell me WHERE I said I was afraid of brown fucking sugar. Enough already. Help meeeeeeeeeeeeee oh my god. My heart goes out to her for navigating this all the time

#guess who has another potluck this weekend #i wanted to make valentines pink Alfredo but it all has fucking cashew in it SAD #POTLUCK GRIPING #I really need to start that tag for my followers’ sanity. bc why is this such a recurrent conundrum in my life #ask to tag btw!!

[assortedvillainvault]

Bestieeeeeee!!! It's time!! Trick or treat????

*at your door stand two horned figures, both of supernatural origins. A lich and a hellhound. Their horns are glowing, one pair matching the eyes of his owner and are covered with Celtic symbols; the other is sparkling pink, hilariously contrasting the bony features of the bestial skull they adorn. Only the huge creature is carrying a bucket to collect sweet tributes and they now hand it to you hoping to receive a treat. The lich sighs; he just wants to go home. Something tells you he doesn't have this choice.*

~ @avid-adoxography

(I open the door in full paleo-pirate regalia: and it might be the dark messing with your eyesight, but you swear the myriad little fossils pinned to my hat and strung about my coat are...moving. clicking their little shells as though recently woken (reanimated?) From a deep sleep)

Avid! Oh treats for sure for you both!! You get the good homemade stuff ~

(As I encourage you to pick a couple brownies in little bags, a bemused but also wary red gaze appears over my shoulder - stopping short at the sight of his doppelganger. Strangely, the little fossils perk up, as though reacting to their Re-animator)

Have a Happy Halloween, bestie! And Noson Calan Gaeaf Hapus to you, Your Highness!

#avid this is so wholesome wft i love this ask game #happy Halloween!! #did i imagine HK reanimating my Fossil collection because i asked nicely and squeal a bit? yes yes i did and it was wonderful #thalassa responds

[hockeymusicmore]

#recipes #blueberry #muffins #cookies #cake #chocolate #brownies #coconut

[equilibriumnatural]

Brownies paleo-gluten free

#miel #chocolate #almendras #huevos #paleo #vainilla #cacao #brownies #glúten

[arithecreatorsstuff]

Random Mario Headcanon That Makes Sense:

Peach and Bowser are scamming Mario, whom, in revenge, is claiming "Palimony" and "Back Wages For Services Rendered" by grabbing every damned coin in the Mushroom Kingdom. And poor Luigi? Well... someone's gotta fix the HORRENDOUS plumbing in Peach's Castle and the rest of the joint, right? Daisy's really proud of him, making big bucks without being a total jerk. The Toads are totally in on Peach's scam, explaining the whole "We're sorry Mario, but our princess is in another castle." bit. There's only like 8 of them. They came in on the bus with "Princess" Peach, whom is in fact merely a duchess. She met Bowser at a bar while drunk. They came up with the Scam, which is why Bowser gets invites to EVERY DAMNED SIDE ACTIVITY, including the Mushroom Kingdom Needlework Society's weekly meetings. He's got enough dirt on Peach to build his own damned kingdom. And isn't above letting her know it. Rosalina was so embarrassed by her mother she ran away from her, which might explain why Rosalina lives in space, not in Peach's Castle. Getting Mario to visit her is a bit like getting the fun uncle to sneak her out of the house for a bit, he brings gifts and she has a blast. He may/may not be her Dad (I suspect Luigi is Rosalina's dad, call Maury as we'd need a DNA test to be sure), but he cares enough to see her. Peach and Luigi hooked up one night, and if Luigi is Rosalina's dad, Peach never told either of them, nor Rosalina. Daisy kinda wants to club Peach with a golf club over that, but as killing a fellow royal is discouraged, she settles for trying to beat Peach in every sporting competition she's in, and even breaking into Smash Brothers. Peach only took advantage of poor naive Luigi to make Daisy jealous, which worked. Too well.

Bottom line: Princess Peach is the Dolores Umbrage of the Mushroom Kingdom, right down to EVERYTHING PINK AND FRILLY. She's the real villain of the franchise. Thank you for coming to my mini TED talk, and there's brownies and hot chocolate in the lobby. Gluten free, paleo, vegan, chocovore, you name it. Ask for Albert, he'll hook you up.

#peach is a villain #mario wake up my dude #mario posts #mario headcanons #never trust a woman in all pink

[doesnotcontain]

One Bowl Paleo Brownies

#gluten free #dairy free #soy free #recipes #snacks&sweets #vegan