#palmerpotts

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: I wrote down all the plans we shouldn’t try again.

Christine: *reading* ‘Tony tries to seduce someone then starts crying on command’.

Stephen: It works like a charm, but makes everyone uncomfortable.

Christine: ‘Peter improvises a breakdancing number’, ‘Pepper pretends to be a school counselor’.

Christine: ‘Tony jumping down a building, again’, underlined. ‘Pineapple’.

Christine: This just reads ‘Throw Harley at enemies like a cat’.

Stephen: Oh no, that one works every time. Put it in the ‘to do’ pile.

#incorrect-ironstrange #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #supremefamily #strangefamily #peter parker #harley keener #irondad #doctor dad #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: tumblr #source: @nicolodigenovas

[stark-strange-love2]

Pepper: What do bees make?

Christine: Uhh... honey?

Pepper, smirking: Yes dear?

Tony: What do bees make?

Stephen: Some annoying bitch ass sound- why??? what do you want can’t you see I’m reading-

Tony:

#pristine #palmerpotts #christine palmer #pepper potts #avengers #doctor strange #iron man #ironstrange #marvel #stephen strange #tony stark #supremefamily #mcu

[aceofsages]

just saw the newly released teaser for Multiverse of Madness and I’m telling you, I f*cking paused the video when I saw Christine and screamed. God she looked so beautiful.

I swear to god Marvel, if Christine doesn’t get married to Pepper...

I mean, come on, don’t you see how f*cking beautiful that would be? Pepper deserves a second chance. And I just know, no one else is worthy of Pepper. Christine and Pepper would take over the world. 

And damn if the expression on Stephen’s face at the wedding didn’t kill me. It’s the same face he had when he lifted that finger, same face at Tony’s funeral, same face when he said the infamous line “This was the only way.” 

Seriously Marvel, you’re not doing yourself any favors by giving us subtle hints and then dropping No Homo.

Also, what the hell? Why isn’t he condemning Wanda for Westview? Won’t she face any consequences? I realise that she was filled with grief, but honestly, she’s not the only one who lost someone. Pepper lost her husband. Bucky and Sam lost their best friend. Clint lost Nat. Thor lost Loki. 

If they aren’t pulling this shit, if Pepper isn’t taking over the world after the amount of times it’s screwed Tony over, if Thor isn’t raging rampage and mischief over the galaxy in his brother’s name. If Quill isn’t becoming a murderous idiot, what gives her the right to mess with people’s minds? 

I know it doesn’t seem like it, but Wanda has been one of my favs ever since I first saw her in Ultron, but I don’t condone her actions or understand why Marvel never dwells into repercussions of breaking the law or hurting civilians and casualties. Heroes are not above the law. 

I realize I’m now dwelling into the dangerous minefield that is Civil War, the movie that shall never be loved, and that it’s bringing me a sea of saltiness. So, goodbye, this has been yet another PSA

(People are going to be pissed, but I reference Batman Vs Superman as a perfect example of heroes needing to pay the price for the destruction caused by them, either intentionally or otherwise. No, I don’t agree with how Bruce went about it, but I understand where he was coming from.)

#ironstrange #palmerpotts #doctor strange: multiverse of madness #christine palmer #pepper potts #tony stark #stephen strange #doctor strange teaser #treating tumblr like twitter

[lady-tortilla-chip]

Pepper: I was kidnapped once.

Christine: what, really???

Pepper: yeah, they tried to use me for ransom from SI.

Christine: wha—

Pepper: but they gave me back.

Christine: ....so tony rescued you?

Pepper: no.

Christine: so then...why did they let you go?

Pepper: because I told them to.

Christine:

Christine: ok I guess that makes sense.

#Pepper can be scary #idkkkkkk #pristine #IronStrange in the background #Pepper Potts #Christine Palmer #palmerpotts

[ironhusband]

What’s even the point of Pristine fics if you don’t wax poetry about Christine’s dimples and call Pepper a MILF?

#pepper potts x christine palmer #christine palmer x pepper potts #christine palmer #pepper potts #pottspalmer #palmerpotts #pristine #virginia potts #gwenth paltrow #rachel macadams

[hottest-mf-that-has-ever-existed]

Wifes meeting again after a business trip that felt like decades :")

This is a p lazy sketch (that isn't even finished) in which Pepper doesn't even look like Pepper bc I suck at everything I do

#pristine #palmerpotts #pepper potts #christine palmer #i love them :") #idk how to draw bodies #haven't drawn in a while so everything looks pretty ew #sketch

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*while the ironfam is at a safe house*

Pepper: We can't leave the safe house. Enemies could be lurking nearby.

Christine: I find that unlikely.

Pepper: I understand, but I disagree.

Christine: Well then, we are in disagreement. You'll have to excuse me. *leaves the room*

Pepper: *to Stephen and Tony* I'm sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight.

Stephen: ... Was that a fight?

Pepper: Are you kidding? She said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please excuse me." Might as well have spit in my face.

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: brooklyn nine nine

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Pepper: *grumbles*

Stephen: What’d she say?

Christine: Sounds like “coffee”, possible “cookie”.

Pepper: *grumbles]*

Tony: Translation, Christine?

Christine: Sounded like “get out of my face” or “eat flaming terror”.

#incorrect-ironstrange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #source: real ghostbusters

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Pepper: My kink is women rejecting marriage proposals in period dramas.

Christine: Luckily for Mr. Darcy, that also turned out to be his kink.

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #ironstrange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: tumblr

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: How are you going to feel when Christine sees you with no makeup on?

Pepper: I'm not wearing any makeup right now.

Stephen: Holy crap, you're beautiful.

#incorrect-ironstrange #ironstrange #stephen strange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: how i met your mother

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: It’s moss green!

Pepper: What? It’s more juniper green!

Stephen: It’s clearly seaweed green are you all colorblind?

Christine, looking at her green t-shirt, very quietly: ... I thought it was brown.

#incorrect-ironstrange #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: unknown #source: @nicolodigenovas

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Christine: If I was married, whenever I randomly woke up in the middle of the night, I’d gently wake my wife up with neck kisses, eat her out, and then just go back to sleep like nothing ever happened.

Pepper: Please marry me.

#incorrect-ironstrange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #source: @incorrectquotesideas

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Look, you and Pepper are totally welcome to stay at my place, just don't do anything on my bed.

Christine: Oh, we won't ... you know. We just like to work in the same place, and then we talk and hold hands.

Stephen: Yuck, that's somehow worse.

Christine: Yeah, it sounded bad when I said it.

#incorrect-ironstrange #ironstrange #stephen strange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: parks and rec

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Christine, trying to text Pepper: I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?

Stephen: Just start quoting WAP lyrics.

#incorrect-ironstrange #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #endgame #infinity war #ironstrange #doctor strange #stephen strange #pristine #christine palmer #pepper potts #palmerpotts #pottspalmer #source: texts from last night #source: tfln