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nerdwedgiesexposed · 5 months
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Nerd gets pantsed revealing his Hanes tighty whities to the world 🔥
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dontloseyourpants · 15 days
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Games Girls Play/ Sex Play (1974)
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embarrassedanon · 4 months
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Ski Bum
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As an Aspen local, Chester loathed the hours he spent giving ski lessons to the progeny of America's rich and famous. These spoiled brats were airdropped in on private jets by the dozen from New York or LA and wrought havoc on the slopes each winter. But helping them perfect their form earned him a pretty penny and free season lift pass so it was worth it.
Chester saw rather quickly that no matter how much these rich kids claimed they wanted to improve they weren't used to taking constructive criticism. Chester learned that lesson in a humiliating fashion when Walter, the 20 year old son of an oil magnate, joined him for a private lesson.
Despite a decade and half of winters spent skiing, Walter never managed to conquer anything but the bunny slopes. He was more keen to spend his time reading by the fire in the lodge or ogling the snow boarders in the sauna.
To Chester it was no wonder why Walter's skiing prowess plateaued before he even finished elementary school, Walter was convinced he knew everything.
"Your stance is all wrong dude, there's no way this is how you learned to ski!" Chester said a bit amused.
"It most certainly is not, and you'll call me Walter or Sir, not dude, I'm not one of your townie friends."
Prick, Chester thought, plastering a smile on his face.
Walter, not remotely remorseful, began absentmindedly scrolling through his phone.
"Is there somewhere you'd rather be? Cause if you don't want to do this lesson there's no point in either of us freezing our asses off."
"You seriously ought to rethink your language if you wish to continue working at a resort with high-end clientele. And if you must know all of my friends from University are in St. Barth's. But of course daddy forced us to go to this dreadful mountain hideaway."
"Well if you're such a competent skier and you don't need the lesson you'll have no problem getting your phone back from me.”
With that, Chester lunged for Walter's phone and stuffed in his pocket. In a flash he was off down the slopes. Shakily Walter gave chase.
"Get back here this instant!" Walter yelled.
"You'll have to catch me,” Chester taunted in a singsong voice as he whipped around to face his pursuer before turning around and speeding off.
Propelled by rage rather than any athletic prowess, Walter sped after Chester in a haphazard manner. As he neared the instructor, far faster than Chester could have predicted, Chester began to bob and weave as to avoid Walter's grasp. This only made Walter's attacks more erratic.
In one fell swoop, Walter reached to grab his phone from Chester's back pocket. The speed with which he was hurling down the mountain put an undue amount of force behind his grasp. While Walter was able to secure his phone, he sent Chester flying out of his skis and his pants and long johns tumbling down.
With a thud Chester fell face down ass up in a heap of snow, his pale cheeks looking almost sun-kissed compared to the alabaster snow. Walter gasped and then let out a hearty laugh. Chester shot up and spat snow out of his mouth.
"It's not funny!" Chester pleaded, over his shoulder.
"Oh it certainly is, and this serves you right for taking what's mine!"
Chester struggled to right himself and his he slipped on the packed snow. Bent over with his bare ass facing Walter he tried to pull up his pants when he heard the clicking of sound effect of a phone camera.
"Did you just take a picture of my ass?"
"Language, Chester! And my friends just sent a beautiful picture of the moon over the ocean, figured I'd respond with my own picture of the moon over the mountain. Anywho, thanks for this lesson... it was so very revealing. Ta Ta!"
With that, no less shaky than before, Walter traveled down the mountain alone. Leaving Chester to get laughed by a group of snow boarders before he came to his senses and pulled up his pants.
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Back at the lodge, Chester was certain that everyone was staring at him as he headed to the locker room. It was clear that word of his embarrassing mishap, and maybe even the picture, traveled fast down the mountain.
In the locker room, guys were in all different states of undress, but the way they all laughed and whispered to one another when Chester walked past made him feel the most naked.
As he sat at a bench in front of his locker and removed his boots, Walter rounded the corner in a white terrycloth robe. He was at a locker just two doors down from Chester. He gave Chester a wicked smile and opened up his locker.
Chester noticed his expensive skin tight ski suits hung up neatly in the locker. Walter made quick work of shucking his robe and donning a crisp white pair of briefs, chinos and a knit sweater. He didn't bother to lock his locker before he once again flashed Chester that devilish grin and exited the locker room.
Still seething from his earlier embarrassment, access to Walter's locker was something Chester couldn't pass up. Working quickly, Chester grabbed a multi-tool from his work bag and deftly weakened the rear seam on all of Walter's ski suits. With any luck Walter would be splitting his pants right down the ass the next time he hit the slopes.
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The next morning as Chester was getting a few runs in with his coworkers he noticed Walter and a friend walking toward the ski lifts in matching skin tight jumpsuits.
"Isn't that the asshole that pantsed you yesterday?" Chester's buddy Rich asked while laughing.
"Yes, and with any luck he'll be flashing his asshole anytime now."
Chester filled in his buddies on the plan and they were more than happy to let Walter and his friend grab the next lift in hopes of witnessing Chester's plan in action.
As the arrogant douchebag leaned back to sit on the lift, Walter's suit burst open flashing his ass and his black thong. Of course his suit was too tight for his briefs and he wouldn’t be caught doing anything as uncouth as freeballing. His own pompous rules compounded his embarrassment.
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Within an instant, his friend was laughing, the lift operator was laughing, and Chester and his friends were in hysterics.
Walter shrieked as the lift scooped him up parading his ripped suit over the mountain top like a Thanksgiving balloon.
"No don't look at me!" Walter plead which only drew more eyes to his unfortuante wardrobe malfunction.
"Hey Walter, you were right! The moon over the mountains is gorgeous." Chester yelled.
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boxerbriefs4me · 9 months
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I’m trying out some new Hanes! They fit well, hold their shape throughout the work day, and are basic cheap briefs!
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Caught with his pants down.
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4gifs · 10 months
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Oops
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embarrassed-guy · 1 month
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Exposing the clown 😳🤡
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rwfan11 · 2 months
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jewbeloved · 1 year
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Team Stan getting pantsed by their s/o 👖🩲😂😂😗
Bro, random ideas like this just come up in my head for no reason and I can't resist the urge to write about them. 🙃🙃🔫
Warnings: None
Gender: Neutral
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💙 Stan Marsh 🌀
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Dude...wtf?
You just pulled down Stan's pants in front of his friends and then you started laughing hysterically on the floor at him.
"What the fuck did you do that for (Name)?!?!" Stan glared at you before pulling his pants back up with Cartman trying to hold in his laughter.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" You and Cartman both bursted out in laughter as Kyle, Stan, and Kenny stared at you both.
"I see, so you set this up didn't you fatass?!"
"Nope! I never told (Name) to pull Stan's pants down at all they did it themselves!"
"Sorry Stanley, I just thought it would be funny" You said trying to look innocent.
Stan glared at you again before walking home.
"hah, what a pussy" Cartman said before a hand smacked him on the back of his head by Kyle.
"Shut up fat boy!".
"Don't call me fat I'm just big boned!!".
You decided to follow Stan to his house hoping that he wasn't too mad at you. After all, you just only pantsed him in front of his friends and nobody else... right?
"Stan! wait!" Stan turned his head around to face you before he could turn the knob to open the front door.
"What the hell do you want (Name)!".
"Wait...are you mad at me?". Stan ignored your question and continued trying to open the door.
You immediately wrapped your arms around his waist and pulled him into a hug from behind.
"If you're really mad at me then I'm sorry...what do I have to do for you to forgive me?" You clinged to him closer while burying your head into the back of his neck.
"Just...just give me some alone time to think about it alright?" You nodded and released Stan from your arms and watched him open the door and close it behind him.
You frowned as you turned around to walk back to your place.
As you were about to open the door to your house, you didn't hear Stan sneak up from behind and pantsed you right in front of your own house.
"Checkmate!" Stan said as he smirked at your own shock ness of him getting revenge by pantsing you back.
"Stan?!" You said as you immediately pulled your pants or whatever you're wearing back up with your face flustered in embarrassment.
"Sure I was a bit mad that you pantsed me right in front of my friends for no reason, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't get you back for that so now we're both even" :) 💙💙💙💙💙💙
💚 Kyle Broflovski 🌳
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You're on thin ice if you think you can get away with pantsing Kyle especially Infront of his friends 😭😭
This boy is extremely pissed, you better start running or hide.
When Kyle pulled his pants back up, you pantsed him....AGAIN!! except you did it this time in the hallways and boy Kyle is 100% embarrassed.
What are you doing reader?😭 I will be praying for your safety 🙏🙏🙏
Pantsing Kyle the first time was him giving you a verbal warning, and then you did it again! If you're organizing your locker you better do it fast and get the hell out of there, Kyle is coming for you 😨
What made you think it was a good idea to pants a red headed jewish kid that has anger issues?
You would most definitely try to hide and evade him tbh. My guy does get pretty scary when he's extremely ticked off.
When that all ends, Kyle is once again for the last time going to ask you to not pull his fucking pants down like that again, what's your problem? >:(
You giggled and gave him a kiss on the cheek out of nowhere. 💚💚💚💚💚
❤️ Eric Cartman 💌
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May god save your soul if you ever pants Cartman Infront of anybody....and I mean ANYBODY!
This boy ruins people's lives menacely whenever he has a reason to do so, you better be damn lucky you're his s/o or else you would've gotten the boot like everyone else he's ruined.
If you weren't his s/o...I don't know what will happen to you next after that..😨😨
But since you know better than to pants your big boned boyfriend, you pantsed him right in front of his mom or Mr kitty.
Will Cartman get revenge and pants you back? Nah, he's gotten something even better. 😈
You will be seeing poop and any other nasty stuff all over your drawer where you keep your pants at. Hey, at least Cartman didn't do anything that was extreme towards you for revenge right?
But he won't give up his revenge spree until you apologize towards him and give him loads of cheesy poofs and KFC. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🍔
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Out of the 4 boys, Kenny is probably the only one who doesn't get upset at you pantsing him. Even In front of other people, he's seen stuff is that more embarrassing than pulling down somebody's pants.
Right as you pulled his pants down and started laughing, he began to laugh along with you as his friends gave him confused looks.
But this doesn't mean Kenny won't pants you back as revenge, you wanna prank him? Be prepared for prank wars then :)
Pantsing each other back and forth for most of the time until you both get bored or something. 💀💀💀💀💀💀
You both might even come up with the great idea to pants the 6th graders and throw other pranks at them 🤣
Kenny is such a great guy to have fun and joke around with ☺️🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
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HELP WHY DID I WRITE THISSSSSSSS HOW AM I GETTING THESE FUN YET WEIRD IDEAS IN MY HEAD?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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dontloseyourpants · 9 months
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Terra e Paixão "29 Junio 2023"
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embarrassedanon · 9 months
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boxerbriefs4me · 1 month
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I found these brand new in new packaging at JCPenney the other day, haven’t had this waistband in years! Honestly, these are the best Hanes I’ve worn in years! Love them so much
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