#peraltiago headcanon

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Jake, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket sir? Heheh

Amy: do you think other people can't hear you?

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn 99 meme #b99 meme #b99 #b99 fandom #b99 headcanons #b99 incorrect quotes #brooklyn 99 headcanons #brooklyn 99 incorrect quotes #jake peralta headcanon #jake peralta #amy santiago #amy santiago headcanon #peraltiago #peraltiago headcanon #peraltiago incorrect quotes #peraltiago memes #jake x amy #amy x jake #jake and amy #amy and jake

[everyfandomeverywhereallatonce]

I just watched that episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine where Terry gets harassed by his old precinct when they send him kittens and Terry hates them but, like, Jake loves them and is playing with them. And it’s also known that Amy is allergic to dogs…

So now I’m convinced that Peraltiago have a cat and that cat is definitely named Nakatomi

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #peraltiago #headcanon

[nftdaisy]

no.2

i know you’re my endgame from the first time.

#source: b99 #b99 fanfic #nbc b99 #b99 incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine #amy santiago #jake peralta #peraltiago #santiago peralta #andy samberg #taylor swift #rosa diaz #gina lenetti #terry jeffords #ray holt #charles boyle #b99 meme #b99 quotes #b99 headcanons #b99 imagine #sitcom #b99 au #friends #midnights era #red era #speak now #swifties #taylornation #ryan reynolds #selena gomez

[a-bookish-witch]

Ravenpuff ships (feel free to add more)

Peraltiago

Hartwin

Kiyoyachi

Tsuchako

Cinder x Kai

Lumity

#peraltiago #b99 #tsuchako #kiyoyachi #hartwin #the lunar chronicles #cinder x kai #haikyuu #lumity #the owl house #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #ravenpuff #anime #hogwarts house headcanon #hogwarts houses

[peabodyandsitcoms]

amy watched die hard a bunch while jake was in witsec/ prison. she hates to admit it.

#jake peralta #amy santiago #b99 #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #sitcom #love #peraltiago #jake x amy #amy x jake #die hard #movie #prison #headcanon

[be-crazyinsane]

Jake: Can you keep a secret?

Rosa: Do you know anything about my life?

Jake: No I do not. Good point.

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #rosa diaz #peraltiago #incorrect b99 quotes #b99 incorrect quotes #b99 imagine #b99 fandom #b99 headcanons #b99 jake #b99 rosa #b99 meme

[girlindelusionn]

peraltiago headcanons

swarkles headcanons

monchel headcanons

#headcanons #himym #b99 #friends #swarkles #peraltiago #monchel

[just-a-latina-fangirl]

Jake falling asleep on amy/ amy falling asleep on jake

Jake falling asleep on Amy: she finds it cute but tries to find a comfortable position as soon as possible because she knows she won’t be able to move otherwise.

Amy falling asleep on Jake: it doesn’t matter if his arm goes numb or anything, he lets her sleep all she wants, all night even.

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #jake peralta #amy santiago #peraltiago #headcanons

[youngsamberg]

That's heartbreaking

it's so upsetting

#peraltiago-headcanons

[jake-and-amy-are-married]

Vacations

Vacations in the Peraltiago household are CHAOTIC at best.

Christmas - starts in July. Amy has cascading Binders, Mac is scouring the internet for cheap travel bundles, and Jake is trying to make sure that Mac is done with his school work before the holidays and so on and so forth.

Christmas week is 'if the house doesn't burn down, it's a victory kinda thing, with back to back parents visits, visits from all of amy's bros and Jake's half siblings, THEN godparents, THEN Terry's families _takes deep breath_.

You know how that goes.

Then there's the whole gifting shenanigans that's an entire ask all on it's own.

#brooklyn99 #brooklyn nine nine #mine: b99 #b99 headcanons #b99edit #b99 spoilers #b99 #brooklyn 99 #jake x amy #jake and amy #jake peralta #amy santiago #otp: romantic stylez #peraltiago

[whiteshipnightjar]

Andy just went with utterly heartbreaking with his The Boys. Who said he was a comedian!

For real! He came for our hearts haha. That line lives rent free in my head tbh. It's just so beautiful, so full of love and care. It's Andy's Divers lol. He's got layers! You know, every time someone's surprised he can do something serious and do it really well it reminds me of him talking about what he loves about Joanna's music, "Her songs do the thing that’s my favorite thing that art can do, which is be full of beauty and yet melancholy at the same time. ’Cause that’s what life is, really: beauty, and also melancholy." The fact that he can do the silliest most absurd laugh-out-loud comedy and then turn around and create the most heartfelt, loving, genuine pieces and performances shows he's a true Artist™️.

#omg i went on a tangent there i'm sorry haha #i just love him and all his layers a very important to me lol #q and a #peraltiago-headcanons #you get it! thanks for indulging me <3

[trueloveistreacherous]

July 9 2034

While Amy is out for a girl's night with Rosa, Gina and Kylie, Jake and Mac spend the night having a karaoke night at home. Jake bought a karaoke machine and wanted to sing songs with Mac. They sang a ton of songs the whole night. They also ordered pizza for dinner. As Amy arrives at home, she sees Jake and Mac sleeping in the couch and she puts a blanket on them.

#peraltiago-headcanons #treacherousquestions

[shivgirly]

What does Mac get from (1) Amy genetically, (2) Amy as a daily parent, (3) Jake genetically, (4) Jake as a daily parent

Damnn this is a thinker 🧐 Mac gets Amy's almond eyes and inability to dance genetically and excellent eyerolls when Jake does something ridiculous as a daily parent. Then Jake's curls and addiction to sour candy genetically and love for die hard as a daily parent

#asks and replies #peraltiago headcanons

[detective-jokeperalta]

Parent teacher conferences

Jake would not want to go at all, but Amy would tell him how important it is, and he'd agree to go along

Amy brings a long list of questions for the teacher and takes notes the whole time while Jake makes jokes that don't land with the teacher. But he'd take it seriously if he needed to!

And of course, they'd be so proud!!

#peraltiago #peraltiago headcanons

[joysmercer]

Gonna miss him terribly. He was such a professional and a ray of light

yes. it still doesn’t feel real

#asks #peraltiago-headcanons

[toplines]

Omg yes them making a scrapbook of their love to show Mac genius

they would def do it and imagining them showing mac in the future makes me so fuzzy inside

#like? take my heart already #*asks #peraltiago-headcanons