#peter is a smol boye

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TMA Height Headcanons

Jon: 5’4” (and angery about it)

Martin: 6’5”

Tim: 6’0”

Sasha: 5’3.5” (slightly shorter than Jon; that’s why he tolerates her)

Not!Sasha: 5’1” (she evades suspicion by being smol)

Elias: 5’5” (taller than Jon and that’s what matters)

Gertrude: 5’6” (that’s why Elias shot her)

Mary: 5’4”

Gerry: 5’8”

Melanie: 4’10” (compressed rage, babey!)

Georgie: 5’6” (Jon is a goblin man and has stolen at least 3 of her sweatshirts)

Basira: 5’10” (tol and therefore can reach books on higher shelves)

Daisy: 6’1”

Agnes: 5’7”

Jude: 5’3”

Michael: 6’6” (long boye)

Helen: 5’9”

Mike: 5’1”

Simon Fairchild: 5’11”

Peter: 5’10” (and he wears stilettos all the time)

Rosie: 5’2” (lovely tiny woman whom I love despite the fact that she has said nothing throughout 140 episodes)

Adelard Dekker: 5’7” (canonically kind of short)

Raynor: It varies, for obvious reasons.

Jared: 9’1” (@jaredhopworth I hope you like tall men.)

Annabelle Cane: 5’5”

Manuela: 5’8”

Jane: 5’7”

Nikola: 6’0”

Danny Stoker: 6’3”

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