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Tony: Hey kid. How was your maths test?

Peter: *groaning* It was literally awful. Like it was horrible to the power of horrible it was that bad!

Tony: Did you just make a maths pun… about your maths test… that you hated?!

Peter: what can I say. I’m a punny guy ;)

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Tony: I bought this shirt today but it doesnt fit if you want it…

Peter: wait… let me get this straight. You bought this bright red shirt with an epic science pun on it for yourself???

Tony: …just take the damn shirt.

Peter: I love you too Mr. Stark! Thank you!

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Peter: sO LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT

Tony: *sighs*

Peter: ROUNDABOUTS IN ITALIAN ARE CALLED ROTONDAS

Tony: yes.

Peter: AND ROTONDA MEANS ROUND.

Tony: We just went over this.

Peter: YOU JUST CALL THEM ROUNDS

Peter: JUST ROUND

Tony: It’s more like, we’re approaching a round.

Peter: HOW IS THAT BETTER

Peter: GUYS WE’RE APPROACHING A ROTONDA

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Summary: "Can you write an imagine where Peter Parker and the reader get stuck in an elevator right after an argument?“ (REQUESTED BY @smilexcaptainx )

Warnings: None that I can think of?

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Word count: 2,122

A/N: Sorry that this took forever to post, I was going to do it during my winter break but I got an eye infection and I could no longer see what I was doing long enough to write it. But I finally got it done and so here it is! Hope you enjoy :)

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Peter: *nodding at Loki* I understand. In this world it’s yeet or be yeeted.

Loki: Yes, well-

Thor: Ah! I know this yeet! You taught the young spider ‘Get help’ brother?

Loki: I most certanily did not teach hi-

Peter: *nods rapidly* Yes he did! He taught me get help! Can you show me please though? I’m a visual learner.

Loki: Don’t you dare..!

Thor: *yeets Loki*

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Your that spider guy from YouTube

So what if a big movie company *cough* Marvel *cough* reaches out to Spider-Man and asks

“Hey can we make a movie about you?”

And Peter decides, I graduate already so what the heck. Bye-bye secret identity, wave as it passes. His conditions are that he gets to tell him his actual story and give the thumbs up to the movie before it’s released, he gets to help with the auditions with everyone except Spider-Man. He wanted to audition for himself and get it because of talent not because he was Spider-Man.

So Peter somehow manages everyone that was with him during the Homecoming incident to audition, and he so did not give them the best review because they were the actual people. (Hint; he so did)

When the movies announced everyone hoses INSANE. Spider-Mans Social media explodes. He’s getting tweets everyday asking if the movies true.

“Every word”

In an interview right before it was released Peter says

“As a disclaimer- I was young and stupid during the time these events were taking place. I wish I handled these events better but what you see in this movie has made me the person that I am today. Do I regret some of these things, absolutely. Would I change them, no. I learned a much needed lesson and I’m forever grateful that I learned it.”

“Can you give us a description of the movie?”

“Sorry man, spoilers. There’s a reason there wasn’t a trailer. All I can say is this: I may have a spider sense, but I don’t have common sense.”

“What do you mean by that?”

“You’ll know.”

“Is there a love interest?”

“Oh man is there a love interest. You see my crush at the time, and then you get to see my girlfriend now. Let’s just say there VERY different.”

When the movie comes out everyone is SHOOKETH.

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