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So what if a big movie company *cough* Marvel *cough* reaches out to Spider-Man and asks
“Hey can we make a movie about you?”
And Peter decides, I graduate already so what the heck. Bye-bye secret identity, wave as it passes. His conditions are that he gets to tell him his actual story and give the thumbs up to the movie before it’s released, he gets to help with the auditions with everyone except Spider-Man. He wanted to audition for himself and get it because of talent not because he was Spider-Man.
So Peter somehow manages everyone that was with him during the Homecoming incident to audition, and he so did not give them the best review because they were the actual people. (Hint; he so did)
When the movies announced everyone hoses INSANE. Spider-Mans Social media explodes. He’s getting tweets everyday asking if the movies true.
In an interview right before it was released Peter says
“As a disclaimer- I was young and stupid during the time these events were taking place. I wish I handled these events better but what you see in this movie has made me the person that I am today. Do I regret some of these things, absolutely. Would I change them, no. I learned a much needed lesson and I’m forever grateful that I learned it.”
“Can you give us a description of the movie?”
“Sorry man, spoilers. There’s a reason there wasn’t a trailer. All I can say is this: I may have a spider sense, but I don’t have common sense.”
“What do you mean by that?”
“Is there a love interest?”
“Oh man is there a love interest. You see my crush at the time, and then you get to see my girlfriend now. Let’s just say there VERY different.”
When the movie comes out everyone is SHOOKETH.