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tokensonsaturn · 8 months

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Saturdays talking about Jeff’s little flat booty. Y’all understand he had to be nerfed, could y’all imagine him looking and being the way he is with a phatty. He would be overpowered

#I LOVE HIS CUTE PEACH #BUT IMAGINED THIS MF HAVING ALL THE GENDER INFINITY STONES AND A PHAT ASS #HE WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE ON EARTH GETTING BITCHES #NO ONE WOULD STAND A CHANCE #jeff satur #ultimate babygirl #btw this is a joke having a little one isn’t a nerf #don’t take me seriously ever

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glassphinix · 10 months

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worst part about tiktok is seeing a really fuckin funny one and remembering it a few months down the line because if you try to look it up there's a 95% chance the search results will be saturated with hundreds of less funny derivatives all using the exact same audio so you have no idea which one is the original

#shoutout to thst one tiktok of someone deciding not to run ppl over with their lawnmower and then coming back onscreen #while riding their lawnmower at full speed as the ajr song in the background goes 'BUT IM *WEAK'*#as well as that one of the person going 'id roast you but my mom said im not allowed to burn trash' and walking away w a phat ass #godspeed you were both funny as fuck and ill never find the specific ones i was thinking about ever again #cause tiktok hinges on everyone stealing eachothers jokes #tiktok #internal monologue

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dogpantry · 1 year

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me at work in the last 1.5 weeks:

- patient had a heart attack 15 minutes after my session with them

- patient was having an “evolving MI” (heart attack) during my session with them

- treating someone with a very rare fungal infection that i am frankly afraid of and that was only just discovered in 2009

- surprise!covid exposure (twice)

- fighting with the medical team & DA for a patient with severe spasticity to receive botox while in prison because it’s inhumane to deny it regardless of their crime

my husband at work:

- “i had several meetings today :(”

#text #this is mostly a joke. mostly. cause he makes a phat $15k more than me to listen to julien streams while on the clock

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radioconstructed · 1 month

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⌖ Next time I'm out of the public eye for an extended period of time, I KNOW you parasocialites will hop on the "Al Radiodemon got a BBL" rumor train, SO, I'M GOING TO GET A BBL WHILE I'M AT IT 🤫

#⌖ online #// yknow like the 'kate middleton disappeared bc she got a bbl' rumors #allie is JOKING omg she's not gonna get surgery to have a phat ass.

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rookiesbookies · 4 months

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One of my lovely little readers wants to hear about Konig’s PHAT Austrian cock? I got you.

Konig Dick Headcannons.

This man is the size of a bull and the whole barn. Like when yall fuck it’s down right a breeding session because I know he has a breeding kink and he’s too damn big not to.

With how veiny and leaky his uncut cock is with that beautiful piercing at the top? I’d never want to leave him. Im talking 8.3 inches and decently thick, but not as thick as I think Soap is. Thick base with a nice big tip but the rest of it is thin in comparison.

He knows just how to melt your brain with his prince albert piercing too. Massaging your clit with his tip, telling you he’s letting them meet and do introductions.

Teasing you already so much. You’re already so ready for his cock, begging for an orgasm, tired of clenching around nothing. The toys you were using while he was gone didn’t compare. You may have to make him do the clone a willy thing so you can properly feel something.

So when he’s finally inside you he loves to find that angle where he can just grind his hips lazily and tease that gummy spot with his piercing.

Does enjoy some roleplay but I do see the bedroom being where his anxiety really starts to show and his compensation begins to fail. He tries to be rough and dominant but he needs to make sure you’re ok. He knows he’s big and he knows it's heavy. He has to make sure you’re warmed up enough, he’s not just teasing to be cruel he swears.

He knows you’re on birth control but he begs to cum inside, he craves to breed you even if this home isn’t a stable environment yet. He wouldn’t bring a baby into this world yet but oh how his eyes roll back when you play along with his breeding fantasy.

He loves how you feel, he loves that his prince albert and his size doesn’t scare you. Oh god and if you ride him? He’s drooling, he can't focus, he’s so fucked out. Having a pussy that is all his? The thought alone turns him on. He craves to mold it into the shape of his dick so no other man could come close to pleasuring you, even if he knows how unrealistic that idea is.

Oh he’s still cocky in bed, but he’s definitely toned it down once he realizes you’re here to stay. Even if the cockiness is still full force when he jokes that you are both trying for a baby when he knows Krueger knows you’re on birth control and Horangi announces to him that it's a weird way of saying you’re both raw dogging.

And as cocky as he can be he’s definitely a pleasure dom in bed, your pleasure is all he cares about, his is a complete after thought.

#cod x reader #call of duty #konig call of duty #konig x reader #konig cod #konig headcanons #konig smut

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sharkorok · 10 months

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enha + reunions

summary: enhypen seeing their s/o after a long time!! :)

genre/tw: fluff, sappy fluff, crying, established relationship, idol!enhypen and reader doesn’t have a specified occupation, cursing, cute!!

a/n: mom made me pancakes guys everything is good

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heeseung

-picks you up from the airport and does that thing where you run into his arms and he picks you up and spins you around GAWDDDD

-so happy to see you he’s peppering kisses all over your face but he’s still like “did you miss me? I bet you missed me hm?”

-has the prettiest smile on his face while you guys are on your way home, asks if you were alright during your trip and if everything went well, physically cannot bring himself to stop holding your hand or touching you somehow because he has you back and he won’t let you go!!

-I’m physically nauseous with how much he’s all over you like it’s almost overwhelming but he can’t help himself from being heads over heels for you

-“tell me you missed me as much as I missed you” mf you missed him more 😭😭

-if you’re the type to cry he’ll laugh while holding you, stroking your hair and promising you you guys are gonna be together again for a long long long time

other members below :)

jay

-honestly the only thing you were missing when he was gone was him physically, he literally would never miss a second to call or text you or send you money to go on “shopping” dates or FaceTime you before bed when he could-

-he got home super late and was so ready to crawl into bed and fall asleep, especially with YOUUU

-he saw you, and you lazily peeked up and smiled before outstretching your arms and gesturing for him to come and cuddle and he just melts. he hates being away from you but when he comes home to this it’s suddenly all so worth it

-buries his face in the crook of your neck and almost immediately falls asleep because he’s just so safe and comfy with you

-“I missed you so much, baby.” “I missed you too.”

-had the best sleep since he left you <3

-refuses to let you go or wake up in the morning so you better clear the next day when he gets home because u r stuck w that man!! (and ur not complaining)

jake

-“my baby’s home!!”

-all giggly and jumps to be all over you in a second, even if it’s in public he’s giving you such a phat kiss in an instant <3

-prompts you to tell him everything while he was gone, and in return he does the same, filling in with every detail and showing you all the photos he took of layla and him because he was so lonely without you :,)

-jay’s part made me lowkey sleepy but for you you’re gonna be staying up because Jake needs to talk to you and hold you and just be with you every second when you come back

-and yea he’ll wake you up unless you seriously need some sleep but you better stay up for him >:/

-I feel like he’s clingy but in the way he’s so reliant on you as a part of his daily routine and so he just feels like a part of him is missing when you’re gone, and now you’re back!!

sunghoon

-“wowww ok y/n so you didn’t get me the live band and sculpture of us kissing made from roses or even a six foot teddy bear covered in your perfume/cologne?? The bare minimum?”

-he’s mostly joking because he lowkey melts inside the second he sees you, showering you with souvenirs and gifts he picked up while he was away, telling you stories of everything he did and got to do

-“were you eating right? everything alright while I was gone?” acting like he didn’t text you good morning every. single. time. smh!!

-probably slows down and gets nervous that you think he didn’t actually miss you so he pulls you into his arms reaaaally tight out of nowhere and is like “I missed you yknow” but you better say it back or he’ll get sassy on you!!

-honestly takes a whole day off so he can catch up with you and just spend time with you since he was deprived of his y/n <3

sunoo

-gets so hype when he sees you again!! he’s so giddy and silly and I love him sm dude it’s not funny

-kisses your forehead/cheek when he sees you again, at home he’ll give you an actual kiss :>

-“pls don’t ever leave me again I couldn’t stand being w those buffoons for that long” “…?” “yknow my members?”

-makes you tell him everything and if you took photos he’ll be staring super duper intently at each and every one of them helping you dissect each one

-“no your hair looks better here post this”, he comments as he’s the small spoon and your head is rested on the top of his SOBS MY EYES OUT REALLY HARD 🤣🤣

-tells you every single story that happened when you were gone in excruciating detail and he’ll pretend to be offended once you fall asleep but he’ll tuck the two of you in, give you a kiss on your forehead and whisper, “I missed you so much”

jungwon

-I feel like he would cry in private especially if it was a really long trip

-apologizes for being emotional like STFU DONT CRY BBYYYY 😭😭😭, and he just wants to hold you and never let go so you guys aren’t apart ever again!!

-“were you good? you better have been!! tell me everything that happened while I was gone ok? :))” and he gladly listens and you two exchange stories but the entire time he’s looking at you so fondly you feel like you’re falling in love all over again

-“why are you looking at me like that won?” “I just missed you so much.”

-you bet ur ass he’s all over you for the next week, he feels so safe around you and not having you was like not having oxygen to breathe but in a healthy non toxic way

-gets all giggly and shy if you say how much you missed him too :,)

riki

-“almost died without you” -him the second he sees you again

-he’s not very loud about it because he can feel awkward expressing his emotions but holy fuck he never knew he could experience longing this bad

-the second he sees you again it feels like he got hit by a truck in the best sense of the phrase, he holds your hand so tightly you lose circulation you think

-“shh I know you missed me too” but that’s just because he feels embarrassed getting all sappy in public T-T, at home he’s letting himself get wrapped up in your arms and lazily talking about how lame it was to not have you around

-“I literally was not gonna make it another day let’s be fr here” “you’re so dramatic niki” “only for you y/n”

-melts when you press a little kiss to his forehead before bed the night you or him gets back, talking about how you two will be together for as long as possible <3333

-SOBS SO HARD U GUYS R SO CUTE *dies*

#enhypen drabbles #enhypen imagines #enhypen scenarios #enhypen fluff #enhypen reactions #enhypen x reader #enhypen headcanons #enha x reader #enha imagines #enha fluff #enha reactions

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faegutz · 1 year

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I see the men in cod mw2 and know they have huge honkers and I only wish to bite them. Especially könig and ghost, they have phat knockers hidden under that military gear and I wanna bite them

biting COD mens honkers ☆ pairings: könig, ghost, price, soap, alejandro x gn! reader

authors note: i have no clue if this was an actual request or not but i had to write it either way..i added who u mentioned and some others! Hope u enjoy !!

tags: crack post?, biting honkers

"KÖNIG"

- his face would literally turn SO red SO fast

- "what... what are you, um, doing, schatz?"

- of course he would let you do it if thats what you really wanted, but that doesnt mean hes gonna be any less embarrassed when you do

- i imagine youre just biting his honker and hes just standing like this '🧍‍♂️'

- when you explain that you just wanted to bite his honkers, he would be even more confused. WHY????

"SIMON GHOST RILEY"

- if you did it unexpectedly i feel like he would go to hit you out of instinct

- he stops himself before he makes contact with you though, and he just stares down at you

- "What the fuck."

- literally so confused and a little weirded out??

- like what are you doing biting my badonkers 😭

- gives you weird looks the rest of the day LMAO

"CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE"

- he slowly turns his head to look down at you, his face literally the '😦' emoji

- quickly pulls you off him and just... gives you a 'wtf' look

- when you explain, hes just... flabbergasted

- "why the fuck would you want to do that?"

- he is so confused. is this another thing he doesnt know about because of his age??

- his recent search history is "is it normal for your partner to bite your chest?", "chest biting meaning", etc.

"JOHN SOAP MACTAVISH"

- oh okay.

- looks down at you and just acts like its normal

- when you explain why you did it, he just burts out laughing, like full on arm over stomach while wheezing laughing

- "Thats the dumbest shit ae ever heard,"

- if you did it does that mean he can too?

- if you say yes he will immediately go and softly nibble on ur honkers

- finds it hilarious and now brings it up often as a joke

"ALEJANDRO VARGAS"

- will look at you like ur insane

- but then he starts to laugh and just pats your head

- "what are you doing, mi vida?"

- when its explained to him, he just chuckles and shakes his head

- well, if you want to bite his honkers, go ahead!!

#call of duty #modern warfare 2 #x reader #call of duty x reader #könig x reader #ghost x reader #price x reader #soap x reader #alejandro x reader #cod x reader

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ash-and-starlight · 6 months

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if i had a penny for every time i made a joke art abt a character having phat tits/ass only for the CREATOR of said character to come forth and say “haha so true” id have two pennies which isn’t much but it’s amazing that it happened twice

#if i think abt it too long i go insane btw #this is of course about samuel ‘the clap of trevor belmont’s cheeks keeps alerting the night creatures’ deats #and shelley ‘esen big naturals’ parker chan #moments most pleasing to me in my career tbh #send post

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itaerae · 9 months

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no kisses, hyung — k. gyuvin

pairing: bf!gyuvin x reader

synopsis: babysitting gyuvin’s younger brother was always a task you adored, but sometimes he doesn’t want to share his babysitter. so what happens when your boyfriend just wants a kiss ?

word count: 0.6k

warnings: none ! (not proofread)

authors notes: sorry i took so long to post this, i was so tired i took a phat nap and forgot to post it 😿 but anyway, happy reading loves ! ⟡

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“(name) !” you heard a little child’s squeal coming toward you as you entered the apartment of your lovely boyfriend. in a matter of seconds, the padded footsteps got louder and a chubby toddler appeared in front of your feet. you picked him up almost instantly.

“hey little man !” you cooed, twirling him around in your arms, enjoying the sound of laughter radiating from the small toddler. you hadn’t even noticed the presence of your boyfriend, who was watching you play around with his younger brother with a big grin.

“hey, your lovely, wonderful, gorgeous boyfriend is here too, you know ?” he popped up from behind, wriggling his eyebrows, emitting a giggle from the little one who was now rested on your hip.

“oh sorry i forgot.” you chuckled, earning an annoyed expression from gyuvin.

“haha, very funny (name). now c’mere and give me a kiss, i’ve been waiting dor you all day !” just before he could lean in and peck your lips, a chubby hand came in between the both of you. confused, you both looked up to see the toddler crossing his arms with a pout on his lips.

“no kisses, hyung ! (name) is my babysitter !” he whined, giving an angry expression at his older brother. you bursted into a laughing fit when you saw the face gyuvin was now sporting. gyuvin raised his eyebrows.

“but i’m dating (name), i’m allowed to kiss them.” he stuck out his tongue to tease the younger. you shook your head.

“nuh uh, technically i was your brother’s babysitter first !’” he shot you a look of offense and betrayal.

“you’re joking.” gyuvin sneered. his brother giggled and high-fived you.

“gyuvin-ah, you wanna help us make cookies ?” you yelled over to where your boyfriend was sitting on the couch. he pretended to ponder.

“hm, depends. will i receive love and affection?” he asked, now standing in the doorway, crossing his arms.

“i don’t see why not. so you can start by getting the bowls from the top cabinet because i can’t reach !” he stifled a laugh making you sneer at him.

“anything for my shortie, but can i get a kiss now ?” he asked, bending down to reach for your face. before you could answer, a hand was now tugging the hem of your pant leg.

“no kisses, hyung ! let’s make the cookies now (name) !” his younger brother dragged you away to the other side of the kitchen before gyuvin had the time to react.

he grumbled something under his breath, side eyeing the child while passing you the bowl that you needed. you just giggled at his brothers antics, looks like he didn’t feel like sharing today.

“okay little bro, go wash your hands now. the cookies will be done in a few, make sure you wash them for at least 5 minutes !” gyuvin snickered at his evil little plan.

“okay hyung !” the unsuspecting toddler proceeded to skip his his way to the bathroom.

you chuckled and rolled your eyes, “what a low blow, gyuvin-ah.” he pouted in return, but quickly replaced it with a grin.

“well, now that he’s gone, i can finally have you all to myself !” he laughed evilly. and for the third time today, he leaned again.

only to be interrupted by the scolding of the child from down the hall. “gyuvin hyung i can still see you, get away from (name) !”

“awh come on !” gyuvin complained, throwing his hands in defeat. you giggled.

“looks like no kisses for you today, mister.”

taglist: @kpoprhia , @wonswife

#boys planet 999 #boys planet drabbles #boys planet scenarios #boys planet imagines #boys planet x reader #zb1 #zb1 drabbles #zb1 scenarios #zb1 imagines #kim gyuvin #zb1 gyuvin #zerobaseone

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recentadultburnout · 10 months

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Info for writer in Thai series fandom: Random food

I added some pictures on AO3 but not here, but I tried searching in English, and it did show the correct item, so if you want to know what it looks like, you can look it up.

Breakfast

Actually, anything can be breakfast, but this is some of what is frequently viewed as breakfast.

Khao Tom (Boiled rice/Rice porridge)

Joke (Rice porridge/Congee)

Tom lueatmu (Pork Blood Soup)

Khaoniao mu ping (Grilled Pork Sticky Rice)

Khaoniao mufoi (Glutinous Rice with Shredded Pork)

Khai kratha (Pan egg)

Namtaohu songkhrueang (soy milk with topping)

Sandwich boran (thai style sandwich)

and everything westerners consider breakfast.

Northern food

Namphriknum (young chili paste)

Namphrik-Ong (Ong Chili Paste)

Khaepmu (Crispy Fried Pork Rinds)

Sai-Ua (a type of sausages)

Kaengho

Kaenghangle (Hung Lay Curry)

Khanomchinnamngiao

Khaosoi

Central food

Nam phrik long ruea

Nam phrik kapi

Homok (steamed fish with curry paste)

Thotman (a type of fish ball)

Pucha (deep-fried crab meat and minced pork in crab shell )

Kaengchuet

Kaengphet

Kaengsom

Khaophat (Fried rice)

Yam

Northeastern food (E-san food)

Soup nomai (bamboo shoot soup)

Tomsom (fish soup with ginger)

Kaeng Om

Kaeng Proe (Bamboo Shoot and Yanang Soup)

Kaeng Het (Mushroom Soup)

Kaeng Khai Motdaeng (Red ant egg soup)

Somtam

Southern food

Kaeng Taipla

Kaengsom

*Kaengsom in the central and southern regions have some differences. Recently, there was even a debate online about whose Kaengsom is superior.

Kaenglueang

Kai Tom Khamin

Khua Kling

Phatsato

Phat Phet Kop

Yam Nam Budu

Nowadays, every part of Thailand eats everything I mention here, but its origin is still very obvious, and the origin can give some impression about what it will taste like for people who try it for the first time.

Popular Foreign food

Chinese food (some kinda Thai-Chinese more than actual Chinese)

Japanese food

Korean food

Mexican food

Indian food

Vietnamese food

Westerner food (Farang food)

Drink

Green Tea

Iced Tea/Thai Tea

Lemon Tea

Cocoa

Nom yen/Nom chomphu (Pink milk)

Oliang

Yok lor

Coffee boran

Butterfly pea juice

Lemongrass and Pandan Juice

Nam daeng (Red drink) (Hale's blue boy sala flavor)

Nam khiao (Green drink) (Hale's blue boy cream soda flavor)

Bubble tea

Chain Restaurants

Sizzler

KFC

McDonald’s

Burger King

Starbucks

Subway

Taco Bell

MK Suki

S&P

Barbecue Plaza

Yum Saap

Fuji restaurants

Katsuya

Yayoi

Ootoya

Chester’s Grill

Pizza Hut

Pizza Company

Narai pizzeria

Hachiban

Mos Burger

Dairy Queen

Swensen

Easy to find dish

There a type of restuarant call ran-ahan tam sang (ร้านอาหารตามสั่ง) (Cooked to order resturant?) which is basically everywhere and this is a basic almost every those restuarant will have.

Rice top with fried basil

Fried rice

Stir Fried Vegetables with Rice

Garlic Pork with Rice

Stir Fried Chili Paste

Thai Styled Sukiyaki (water/dry)

You can select the type of meat yourself, even if the name includes the word "pork," (it's just a place holder) and you can add extra meat (more of the one you select or something else) or eggs if desired.

Eating utensils

The most common choice are just a spoon and fork. In places like noodle shops, it usually has chopsticks as well. and for steak, a knife.

List of online supermarket site

Index

#thai culture

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pinkandpurple360 · 4 months

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who is your least favorite character other than stolas

God Andrealphus feels so out of nowhere in this story. Why is he here? Why would Via need to be puppeteered by someone when the situation is messed up enough that the truth alone would make her snap. Torn between your parents is a complex story enough. There’s sooo many goddamn characters already.

What does Andre even do? He’s just blue stolas be for real. He seems like a fun villain but he doesn’t even have an introduction. He just sits there between stolas and Stella. And I don’t want more people hurting Octavia. >:( leave purple girl alone

I have favourite characters who are villains, that I enjoy for what they bring to the story, so when I have a ‘favourite’ it doesn’t mean I think they’re good people or condone them.

As for main characters Loona is by far the weakest. And after her last speaking role in I wanna say episode 2 seeing stars? She’s nasty and needs some redeeming qualities yesterday. She abuses blitzø and everyone else, kinda gaslights Via honestly and was an ass to her, and she was used to character shill. I’m usually excited to see her on screen just for something new, until the first thing she says is the teehee Moxy phat “joke” AGAIN. SHUT. UP.

At least right now, I can’t stand her ass.

#helluva boss critical #helluva boss

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visualtaehyun · 9 months

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Feeling utterly unhinged about Hidden Agenda rn so here's an aimless meta? linguistic meandering through the episode?? Eh, bit of both, I guess.

Disclaimer: I'm still learning Thai so feel free to correct me on anything 🙏

Part 2/4 currently doesn't have subs (watching without any subs turned out to be easier than I expected) so I don't know in how far the subs make it clear but-

When Joke first comes to Zo's dorm and meets his mom, he expectedly addresses her as คุณน้า (khun naa). It's a polite way to address an aunt (specifically the younger sister of one's mom) or address a woman who could be your aunt, age-wise.

As we saw, they seemed to have bonded pretty quickly over cooking so I was delighted to hear Joke call her คุณแม่ (khun mae) already when she invites him to stay for dinner. It's a polite form of address for someone's mother - you could call your friend's mom this, a teacher might address a student's mother like that, it's a respectful way to call your partner's mom or even your own if you're that formal with your parents. Zo's mom most likely offered it to him.

Apart from this linguistic context clue, I think it was pretty obvious how grateful Zo's mom was for Joke bridging the gap and letting her know a bit about what Zo is up to these days. He doesn't seem to talk to his mom much at all but then again he keeps his feelings inside a lot anyway. It's lovely that Joke encourages him to be more open with his feelings and thoughts, not just towards Joke himself but everyone! He's really been consistently trying to get Zo to come out of his shell, experience new things, and be less passive.

Let's talk about the food Zo's mom made! (At least as much as I'm catching, with the lack of subs 🥴)

It's all Southern Thai dishes, อาหารใต้ (ahaan dtai), which are generally known to be spicy hot hence Joke's suffering and sweating lol

Food pictures courtesy of this handy-dandy Wikipedia list, where you can also read up on these and other Thai dishes if you're interested!

The dish Joke and Zo's mom rescue from burning to a crisp is หมูหวาน (moo wan), "sweet pork".

Next up is the curry that Zo's mom makes sure to serve Joke: It's called แกงส้ม (gaeng som), orange curry, in Southern Thailand but everywhere else it's called แกงเหลือง (gaeng lueang), yellow curry, or แกงส้มใต้ (gaeng som dtai), Southern Thai orange curry, to differentiate it from central Thai แกงส้ม (gaeng som), orange curry. The one in the picture above is made with fish.

A clearly struggling Joke says he likes Southern food, especially กุ้งผัดสะตอ (goong phat sataw), shrimp stir-fried with the "stink" beans we see being used as a punishment/challenge at the end of the episode. The picture above is of the pork variety of this dish, หมูผัดสะตอ (moo phat sataw).

I'm not actually sure what the dessert is that Zo's mom shows up with as the boys are having A Moment™. But judging from the color, I'm gonna assume it's grass jelly, เฉาก๊วย (chao guay).

As for the tongue twister / pronunciation exercise - the translators did a nice job in choosing an equivalent English one but that can't stop me from sharing the Thai one hehe

ยักษ์รักลิง /yak rak ling/ = giant loves monkey

ลิงรักยักษ์ /ling rak yak/ = monkey loves giant

ลิงน่ารัก /ling naarak/ = cute monkey

ยักษ์รักลิง /yak rak ling/ = giant loves monkey

So here's how Joke ends up using it to continue to be dorky-sweet to cheer Zo up flirt:

ยักษ์รักลิงแล้ว /yak rak ling laew/ = The giant loves the monkey (already). (It's possible he says อยาก /yaak/ here, my ability to distinguish tones ain't all that, in which case it would be Want to love the monkey.)

ลิงรักยักษ์บ้างปะ /ling rak yak baang bpa/ = Does the monkey love the giant at all?

ไม่ต้องรักยักษ์ก็ได้นะ /mai dtawng rak yak gaw dai na/ = Don't have to love the giant.

แต่แค่กลับมาคุยกับยักษ์เหมือนเดิมก็พอแล้ว /dtae kae glap maa kuy gap yak meuuan deerm gaw paw laew/ = Just going back to speaking with the giant same as before is enough.

I'm still in disbelief that Zo could make this smitten face at Joke yet not realize that Joke basically just confessed to him!

This show keeps on driving me crazy with how these characters look at each other, in general. There's a lot of tension, and with how JoongDunk and P'Tee have talked about this series and these characters, I'm kind of expecting that tension to resolve in

SPICE

#hidden agenda the series #joke x zo #joongdunk #thai bl #local woman harps on about linguistics #recycling this tag since i feel like i need one now that i keep writing about thai in thai ql

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Could you write Yandere Mischa from Ride The Cyclone please?

Absolutely dude I have a phat crush on him don’t even-

•Mischa, already known as the angriest boy in town- prolly presented young. Def a bit protective and a bit delusional. (I’m taking inspiration from a certain someone rn) most definitely thought that you guys were already in a relationship before even properly talking to one another.

•Nervous, despite appearances. Nobody really expected him to. Fall so hard. And fast.

•But here we are lads it’s a wild ride-

•Probably threatened your past partners without guilt. Maybe even killed someone. I wouldn’t put it past him- he sorta kinda has. Almost no morals. Plus home life sucks so there’s that too- my man actually romantic asf(obviously, have you listened to Talia?) and writes songs for you like a little homosexual.

•Came close to singing said songs at some point- but became afraid. Because of rejection, or just worry overall, who knows. What we do know is that you have a secret protector now. Who desperately wants to be near and hold you but still-

•you’re most likely in the choir together, he has the tendency to stare for too long. You’ll constantly feel eyes on the back of your head, and if you turn and catch him- it’s definitely a little intimidating, but he honestly means no harm- to you, atleast.

•obviously I can’t keep joking around so let’s get a little serious.

•Mischa is convinced that he needs you. Like water and air. You take over his mind every second of the day- it’s almost suffocating, but he loves it. Loves you, in his own,, odd way. Like stated before, he’ll write songs for you. But eventually they become more deranged. Romantic Lyrics turn into possessive ones, wishing to take you away from people, asking why he can’t just take you away and get rid of those who dare even look at you-

•Mischa will cave in at some point. Confront you and start rambling about how he missed you- that he just couldn’t stand seeing you talk to that random guy, what your date plans are, how he has some songs to show you- it’ll obviously throw you through a loop. You talked to this guy like,, once. Why is he acting like you’re married already??

•But he really can’t tell the difference between his fantasies, and the reality of your relationship. So he acts as though everything is normal.

•For some people- you may decide to give in, if you want to keep him settled down. Reassure him, let him know that you’re his- even though you may be a little confused. He’ll treat you right! He promised to love and protect you wholly. And he’s telling the truth. But some of you may want to just turn heel and run.

•That’s not a good idea. He’s still convinced of your relationship together. Thinks you’re just a little shy from all the love bombing out of nowhere, but it’s fine! He’ll find you and talk things over! Except,, you keep avoiding him. Saying that there is no relationship. But, sweetheart, that’s just a one-way ticket to a Mischa breaking down and desperately grabbing at you, finally letting out his darkest inner thoughts and feelings for you. Mischa wants you to know how badly he needs you.

•No matter your response, you try to leave, or you give in and try to calm him down- he’s past the point of possible normality. You’ll be missing by morning. No one to hear from you- but Mischa is awfully happy during school that next day, talking about his perfect little boyfriend.

•No, he won’t hurt you- but he is willing to take you from others, keep you for himself.

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