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lapisleafuli · 1 month
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Just stumbled upon a great philosophical debate while listening to a playlist on shuffle.
The esteemed philosopher Bill Joel puts forward that "It's still rock and roll to me" confidently declaring that rock and roll remains to some extent constant in how much it rocks.
However, his point is immediately challenged by philosopher Bob Seger who posits that "Todays music ain't got the same soul" and that he "Likes that old time rock and roll". Confidently declaring that rock and roll has declined in its rockness.
This is truly one of the most important debates facing philosophy today.
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sartred · 1 year
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existennialmemes · 2 months
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Actually
it's only "Existential Despair" if it comes from the Existentialism Period of Europe. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Philosophical Anguish.
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tower-of-hana · 2 months
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Psychologists and Philosophers be like: This thing that is completely unrelated to sex in every way reminds me of dicks. Obviously everyone else thinks this too. This just goes to show that everyone (and especially my mother) just wants a dick in them.
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arhizome · 3 days
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If you've never cooked soup in a pan and fried potatoes in a pot, you've never done deconstruction.
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I really feel for Bertrand Russell, being Wittgenstein’s teacher must have been traumatizing
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spikybanana · 8 months
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[excerpt from 'Wittgenstein' by William Child]
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jammin-media-medium · 8 months
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There are so many people fucked over by sigmund freud but Oedipus Rex is up there.
The character famous for not wanting to fuck his mother, goes to great lengths not to fuck his mother, and rips out his eyes after the fates fuck him over.
That's the guy you're gonna name your incest complex after,sigmund
From now on, all incestuous thoughts and theories are called Freudian as penance
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diogenes867 · 4 months
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peregrin-nook · 1 year
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hello and welcome to Plato’s gamer cave. Don’t worry about the shadows on the wall! That’s just his sick-ass projector
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ostrich-possum · 2 years
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When your in a bad situation remember WWDD (What Would Diogenes Do)
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sartred · 2 years
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Plato: it’s always who was Socrates not how was Socrates 😔😔
Xenophon: socrates was in fact a rat bastard-
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lazycultist · 1 year
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lost-coffedemon · 3 days
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So last year I became kinda obsessed with Walter Benjamin. I tend to like things in extreme ways, so the desire to own everything he ever wrote was kind of expected. I now own 15 books written by or about Walter Benjamin.
I think I won't stop buying them…
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tower-of-hana · 3 months
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Convincing Saussure I'm no longer "cringe" and "Derrida-pilled" so he lets me hit
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