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jacenormlee · 1 year
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Random Henry Danger canon things I think are wild:
Canonically, Henry, his parents, Piper, Charlotte, and Ray, have all drank Jasper's blood.
Jasper eats raw eggs.
The was a dude who was pooping in playgrounds was never caught. (Sidenote the dude playing him was Jace Norman's stunt double)
Jasper is scared of bunnies but not spiders.
Schwoz created a disease.
Nurse Cohort shaves Dr.Minyak's back hair for him.
Schwoz got married to a computer, then killed her.
Nurse Cohort also thinks Captain Man is hot (same).
Charlotte was trapped in Henry's dream for 4 hours.
There's cameras installed in Henry’s house and room.
Schwoz has had multiple relations with computers/Android women.
Jasper tazed himself multiple times (before and after) accidently telling Ray that Charlotte and Henry were 'dating' because he felt bad.
Henry doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
Schwoz has tattoos.
There's mirrors in the man cave showers.
Ray also has a hot tub in his room.
Henry was a girl once.
Mole ppl exist.
Schwoz went skinny dipping with Ray.
Jasper has a metal plate in his head from an injury he got from teaching a donkey how to kick field goals.
Ray dispite being to space and seeing himself that the earth is in fact round, believes the earth is flat.
Jasper once tied up the janitor (thinking he was a villain) and tazed him repeatedly.
Ray was a theater kid.
Jasper has a belly button piercing.
There's a hot tub somewhere in the man cave.
Charlotte is dating a famous singer.
Henry and Ray robbed a bank.
Ray dressed in drag in an attempt to sneak into mom con.
Henry went to flower camp.
The Love Shuttle.
Jaspers' favorite meal is fish sticks and peas
Piper can't cook.
Schwoz has stolen 2 girlfriends from Ray.
Jasper became a dad briefly. (And was the best parent in Swellview, btw)
Eating grilled cheese makes Henry feel masculine. (Same)
All the main characters have been to jail.
Jasper participates in Yodeling Karaoke club and has won companions.
Charlotte would rather get eaten by a lion than kiss Henry.
Jasper drinks raw eggs.
RAY WAS PREGNANT!
Piper went to LA
Schwoz and Gooche took a vacation together in Palm Springs.
Jasper squeezes all the cream out of his doodle cake (nickelodeon version of twinkies) before eating them.
Henry ate a hamburger out of Jasper's underwear.
Jasper believes that Charlotte has a crush on him and has never once pursued it.
Sydney dresses Oliver every morning.
Ray doesn't use shampoo.
Jasper listens to Celine Dion.
Oliver can break dance.
Ray uses vibrating soap 💀
Jasper's grandma died at some point during the show, and Piper pulled a prank at her funeral.
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redilepsy · 4 months
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so do we??? get??? the henry danger movie this year??? and possibly another spinoff??? feed my delusions
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zackmartin · 6 months
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Let's get those cuffs off you. Oh, I took 'em off in the back of your cop car.
happy birthday @bitchmilsky! 💖 | in.sp.o
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charlottepvge · 1 year
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—friendly reminder that piper hart has: been arrested and gone to jail multiple times (once in the middle of a dinner date with a boy), tasered a boy (jasper), spanked a boy and told him it would help him in life, ran over a cop, has stolen money and taken money from people by lying/threatening them, hit a child (robot) over the head with a chair effortlessly, has a drivers and helicopters license & first attended college at 14 years-old, threatened a boy with a knife because of a password, she was also swiping thumb drives and buying fake IDs at 9 years-old, was going to be Taylor Swift for Halloween once and much, much more.
just incase y’all forgot that she IS the moment 😻
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dangerdazee · 13 days
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sometimes i remember how jake and kris left their children in the man cave as it was about to like.... collapse. didn't make any effort whatsoever to bring their kids with them while escaping the deadly situation
ik they knew henry was kid danger by that point and they've BEEN well aware of how self-sufficient piper is
but those are still your children?? do you really have no parental instinct to protect them whatsoever
they cared more abt henry not graduating high school than about the fact that their children were about to die as far as they knew or else they wouldn't have fled so quickly
that's pretty horrible if you ask me
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biperhart · 2 years
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henry danger is genuinely the gayest fucking show ever. like you'd think people headcanoning everyone as lgbtq would be kind of a stretch right? but then you look at the characters in this show and realize it'd be hard to believe any of them ARENT gay. why the hell else would two grown men live together? why else would jasper be obsessed with his guy best friend? why else would Piper and Charlotte dress the way they dress? act the way they act? why would Piper have such an intense and open love/hate relationship with another girl her age? why else would Henry constantly, constantly wear flannels? thinking of any of them as straight is genuinely off putting
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boseobrien · 10 months
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THEY COULDN'T MAKE JASPER AND PIPER SIBLINGS, SO THEY GAVE US BOSE AND CHAPA 😭❣️
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Piper somehow means this:
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This:
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And this:
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Piper: Uh, why didn’t you tell me that you and Jasper are dating!?
Henry: Cause we’re not
Piper: I just watched you kiss him
Piper: on the mouth
Piper: twice
Henry:
Piper: When he left, you said “I love you, babe”
Henry:
Henry: Yeah we’re dating
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henrysidiotauthor · 1 year
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henry hart was an art kid, jasper dunlop was a theatre kid, charlotte paige was in orchestra, and piper hart was in chorus.
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jacenormlee · 2 years
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I think we need to appreciate the fact that the majority of the Henry Danger cast was sick right before filming the Musical episode and had a very short time to learn all their choreography and singing parts and still fucking rocked it.
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redilepsy · 7 months
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my henry danger phase/hyperfixation is back
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ticklet0d · 22 days
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Piper: I think we should put something on the glass doors to make them visible.
Henry: Leave it to me.
Henry, Sticks a napkin on the doors:
Jasper, running towards them: Hey, look! A flying napkin- BANG
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pandaluver · 2 years
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So I've been watching Henry Danger and how come people don't talk about how funny and chaotic these guys are?!
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