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cowboymuscle · 1 year

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#zeb atlas #men #gay #model #muscle #fitness #bodybuilding #bodybuilder #gold #speedo #poser #muscle worship #handsome

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allthatcldhavebeen · 2 months

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#me #mine #mallgoth #goth #gothic #poser #dark aesthetic #goth aesthetic #goth makeup #mall goth #goth goth #90s goth #00s goth #marilyn manson #marilyn manson and the spooky kids #mindless self indulgence #nine inch nails #gothcore #trans man

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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year

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I keep getting chased by the angsty teen version of Adam Driver. He keeps telling me I’m a “poser” and “not a real emo”, but also hitting on me in a very passive-aggressive way.

Please, it’s been like three days. Also, I’m not an emo at all!

#dream #adam driver #angst #chase #poser #emo #hitting on #flirting #passive aggressive

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webdiggerxxx · 2 months

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#emo #poser #text #dashboard confessional #saves the day #photoshop #photo edit #flickr #oldweb #old web #2008

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muscleonly4u · 18 days

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#muscle #bodybuilding #posing #so hot 🔥🔥🔥#poser #perfect ass #hot as fuck

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blackplaaague · 9 months

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Life is really just:

I accidentally listened to Taylor Swift so I'm basic

I accidentally liked a song that was trending on Tiktok so I'm cringe

I accidentally added a punk-adjacent song to my punk playlist so I'm a poser

I accidentally liked an artist that got cancelled so I am morally corrupt

I accidentally listened to Olivia Rodrigo so I'm basic

I accidentally liked an animation meme song so I'm cringe

I accidentally put Tally Hall and The Cure on the same playlist so I'm a poser

I accidentally vibed to a song from Hamilton so I'm morally corrupt

And then you die. Then our bodies rot to nothingness, then we return to our place among the stars.

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artofkhaos404 · 6 months

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Can we talk more about the transitional phase between normie and alternative? Because we all did some corny shiz back then. Very poser behavior. And I think we all need to talk about it. Cleanse our souls.

I feel like the "I call myself emo but I don't even understand what that means" starter pack is a tattoo choker, a pair of black plain cross earrings and a band tee for a wildly popular rock band that isn't even really emo like AC/DC or Misfits or something. Or that Nirvana t-shirt, you know the one I'm talking about. If I see that shirt one more time, I'm gonna puke.

It's like you looked around Walmart for anything at all black so you could fit in with the edgy kids at school. It's like those "emo transformation" TikToks but... but this isn't a game to you, this is normal Tuesday behavior. Who is three or four years deep into alt culture and still wearing this outfit? Cuz I wore this outfit when I was probably thirteen... for about a year... never again. Also had a leather jacket that you could not peel off my body. I ran that thing into the ground.

Don't even get me started on how we all labeled everything "emo" that clearly was not- especially music. Who was gonna tell us emo was not a synonym for edgy and sad?

Anyways, I ended up donating those cross earrings to a nearby blossoming baby bat and burned the tattoo chokers a LOOONG time ago. They no longer have power over me. I'm a free woman.

Got any funny baby bat/puppy punk/poser days stories or thoughts? I need this.

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snowieangel · 2 months

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The overwhelming urge to be catholic but the overwhelming pressure that comes with being catholic

#preachers daughter #ethel cain #just girly things #girlblogging #coquette #romanticism #catholic #why god why #prayer #religious trauma #religion #im just a girl #poser #girlblog

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jayninjago · 29 days

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Template from twitter

#jay tag #mxt #i forgot his scar this time please stone me #fake fan #poser

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fumblrsthings · 7 months

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I don't care if these bitches don't like me

'Cause, like, I'm pretty as f***

#satin #satén #sateen #expensive #luxury #shiny #silk #arrogant #snob #look at me #poser #hot #so hot 🔥🔥🔥#fashion #tart

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sedatedxstargirl · 12 days

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orange u glad to see me? 🍊

#selfie #mine #my face #girls with glasses #orange #pt 2 #spring #poser

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stupidfckingcat · 5 days

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i lpve being a scene kid i love wearing my rainbow kandi and gir shirt and watching subculture elitists rant about how everyone is a poser and 6arelyhuman isnt scene even tho the 2013 scene kids called basically everything crunkcore

#scenecore #emo scene #scenemo #scene kid #crunkcore #poser #sillyposting #sillycore #so silly #silly goofy mood #silly #i am slowly going insane #sillymaxxing #stupidmaxxing

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journal-three · 2 months

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alastor hazbin hotel be like. *breaks neck* *breaks neck* *breaks neck* *br

#werent you shot in the head quit acting like you were hanged.#poser #hazbin hotel #my shit #alastor #hazbin alastor

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underground-manticore · 3 months

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…Is it just me or do Vox’s claws look kinda fake?

#hazbin hotel #vox #I’m not sure if it’s just the animation but they’re real good w detail in this show and often the claws look popped on #Alastor’s never look like that. there’s no gap that I remember seeing with his or anybody else w colored claws #it would be super funny if they were fake like just another way Vox is trying to one up Alastor w the same claws but blue lol #poser

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