#professional loser

[homkamiro]

I have never been shocked to see femscout in a straight piece of fanart until your blog.

Sniper scout works no matter the gender!

For no reason at all I've been craving for some femsniper/scout content!! Idunno, my dumb bisexual brain just wants to experiment on my hyperfixated ship in every ways

#what if femsniper was like. a really tall girl. taller than the original sniper #and besides being a professional cold hearted killer she was a little loser #and scout was an even bigger loser #and they were friends to lovers kinda. wow. i think i. wow. that's. wow #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #speeding bullet #sniperscout #tf2 femsniper

[transpuppyboyxx]

why is trying to find a job so hard, why can’t i just be paid to be such a good boy for some faggot who will treat me right ??

#im basically a professional. #i would be the best loser boyfriend ever #not even in a bottom way but i just wanna make someone happy #trans nsft #ftm ns/fw #ftm nsft #t4t nsft #ftm sub #mlm nsft #queer nsft #ftm dom #gay nsft #t4t #transpuppyboyxx post

[spitinsideme]

good morning kisses before ragatb goes to work (bimbo ragatba x tomboy pomni au)

#pomni x ragatha #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #ragapom #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #pomni #the amazing digital circus #pomni fanart #tadc ragatha #the amazing digital circus ragatha #ragatha tadc #ragatha #pomni tadc #the amazing digital circus pomni #ragatha fanart #ragatha x pomni #pomatha #bimbo x tomboy #bimbo ragatha #tomboy pomni #wheres the light coming from ? #lesbians actually make loght when kissing #its true trust me #whe lesbians kiss dramatic and roamntic lightomg falls on them #also ragatba works as a hairstylist ... she wrnt to cosmetology school and everything #professional hairstylost #pomni is still an accountant #i love the idea of someone who looks lime a loser in a mathsy number job

[oodlesodoodles]

#Kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #I did the more sports #Kim sore loser kitsuragi will play dirty to win if hes physically compromised and that is the truth #As soon as hes hit even accidentally the rules change. There are now New Rules #Hes fair hell only hit as much as hes been hit but if the dirty rules keep happening hell rise to it #Also i think this is only true if the competition is not professional so playing silly ball with harry is free game #Fortunately harry is usually not so clumsy as to do anymore than bump into him #But occasionally they have an aggressive game that leaves elbow bruises on both of them

[doorp]

as much as we joke abt Annabel shitting herself during a possible divorce arc we have to remember that lenore would be hurting just as bad. lenore is just as obsessed with Annabel, just as down bad, it’s just lenore wants to let herself be happy and Annabel is a big idiot who’s sticking to what she knows- and what she knows is don’t trust anyone emotion is weakness weakness can be exploited. she thinks everyone is out to get her, she’s paranoid and clinging desperately to the only person who can actually make her feel things. But back to the point, we’ve talked abt how Annabel would feel during this but not how lenore might. This was lenore when she didn’t even remember Annabel yet-

She knows literally nothing abt this person except that she has some weird draw to her and she’s smacking orbs out of the air and running around the academy with scissors looking for her. She can’t stand being apart from her just as much as Annabel- the first time they met lenore literally grabbed her skirt under the table when Annabel giggled at her

Annabel Lee “would you do something for me?” Whitlock and Lenore “anything” vandernacht

She said I will not only write you a song I will fake my death and commit fraud and we will get married - after knowing this woman for 6 months.

Miss “the world is a cruel and terrible place- omg Annabel!! I can’t be late for my midnight rendezvous with my wife!!”

She wants to be w her all the damn time

“I’ll miss u 🥺” “even today i wish you would’ve been by my side instead.” “I wish you were here with us instead. that’s the only way this afternoon could’ve been perfect. ” “what will I do without you return to the attic?” “Im not leaving her side!”

“How the devil haven’t we seen anyone else yet?”

“Why, you looking for somebody? 🤨”

Divorce arc lenore will be lennabel having gayass and tension filled arguments and lenore going to sleep at night having gayass dreams of memories abt Annabel and waking up and crying angry tears and throwing pillows at the wall as she goes off the walls bonkers. Both of them are going to get so much worse and I love that the plot needs to keep them separated bc otherwise they would fuck absolutely everyone’s shit up.

Lenore and Annabel quite literally make each other insane. If the deans want drama separating them at the beginning was possibly the best way to achieve that.

Lenores gonna be angry heartbroken I hate that I need you sad and annabel is going to be my wife hates me I hope I die and im going to make it everyones problem sad

Do not separate white raven or they will both go off the rails and do insane things bc they are stupid crazy uhaul lesbians

sorry if I said the same things a bunch of different ways but the point still stands !! a divorce arc might be sick!

#divorce arc is a perfect opportunity for Annabel to make actual friends #the evil loser lesbian needs a hobby that isnt manipulation #platonic white plague besties is the dream #aro prospero telling Annabel girl you dont need to get married you need professional help #nevermore webtoon #lenore nevermore #annabel lee nevermore #nevermore webcomic #prospero nevermore #white raven #lennabel

[raeyhem]

fuck dude i love god troubles me so much because all the characters are fucking losers. none of them are cool. none. protagonist, chosen one, child of a god and monster? she's literally a one in a million failure. cringefail girloser. she's poor, she's lazy, she's an icon. threw a guy into the stratosphere twice and then cried in a haunted house. the pretty, powerful looking immortal? moron. malewife. pathetic with his cunty little outfit. never had a full thought in his life. he's a phone btw. the aloof, standoffish "cool guy", strongest in the Monster realm? he only cares about video games and cat food (he's a cat). idiot. prefers to remain as a cat 90% of the time so he doesn't have to do things. can't cook. they're all insane. nearly defeated by 3 bugs and a rat. whatever

#god troubles me #hanhua riji #don't get me started on the food god land god whatever #he's such a loser #he's drinking his little tea #can't do shit bcs it's not in his department #has to get carried around by 4 dwarfs #shut up #the ac? professional bootlicker #nothing smooth about him #i love them so much its insane

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: How’d you end up like this?

Ben: It’s a long story

Ben: Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice

#I want to know more abt how sweet pudgy lil nkotb fanboy ben came to be built like a brick house famous architect professional #all while simping over his middle school crush #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #richie tozier #ben hanscom #source: bride of chucky

[obihoe]

genuinely genjutsu expert vs. taijutsu guy remains to be the funniest shit like. one is so SUPER sophisticated and gives u so many options to fuck over the other party while at the same time .. a guy who prides himself on his genjutsu skills and is maybe a bit pretentious abt it too getting punched in the face?? hilarious. but then also all taijutsu is literally nothing if the genjutsu expert successfully fucks with ur perception of reality. see naruto just falling flat on his face bc itachi made him hallucinate something and he just fires his rasengan into nothing. asgdfdfsfs. whoever wins. its humiliating as fuck for the other guy

#like gai?? all his wins are hilarious #mdr isnt just genjutsu proficient i guess but he is a GOD. and gai just goes yeah what if i just Punched him real hard #itachi .. he is infamous for his genjutsu skills but he Fucks off immediately when he shows up #asddfdfsfs #its like all that eyeball magic is nothing if u get just fucking beat to death #on the other hand. a taijutsu expert looks stupid as fuck when a genjutsu professional makes him see funny stupid or horrible illusions #and he tries to fight it like Huh okay what are u gonna do? #PUNCH the genjutsu? asfsgdfds #im thinking it would be quite funny also if the ninjas saw it that way too? #like what if itachi for example is like 'punching each other is so stupid. i dont even have to MOVE and i'll still fuck u over #taijutsu is for fucking LOSERS who cant do anything sophisticated' #and gai was like 'these fucking uchiha and their stupid eyeballs what're u gonna do if i just beat the fuck outta u huh?' #'genjutsu is for NERDS only real chads know taijutsu. using genjutsu just means youre a loser virgin who cant lift' #adsddgdfsgds #posts #naruto #itachi #maito gai

[menelaus-blue]

i feel like international lesbian day and lan xichen’s birthday both being today makes this a great and relevant time to mention i have a shit ton of lesbian lan xichen and fem 3zun drawings that ive never posted so here is one such example

#atp i have completely disregarded mdzs canon and made the characters my own and that is my god given right as a loser on the internet #international lesbian day #happy birthday lan xichen #lan xichen #mdzs #this has been a certified menelaus blue 100% truthful post #sorry not sorry y’all i am pushing the lan xichen 6’1’’ lesbian and professional flautist w two wives agenda = #yes i did invent this agenda and i haven’t told anyone about it but im still pushing it

[brookheimer]

just love hearing kieran culkin talk about succession/roman because he always talks about, like, the process of it and it’s so interesting — the scenes that are kept, the scenes that are taken out, the choices writers made he didn’t agree with, the choices he made that the writers (originally) didn’t agree with…. always really hammers in not only how collaborative the show is in that input from the actors is taken very seriously but also just how much culkin cares about roman like as a character? which i mean ya know all actors do. but culkin always talks about being a fan of the show first and an actor in it second and i think that’s such a huge thing. like, the way he cares about roman isn’t just as the actor playing him, it’s as a fan of the show — he’s approaching it not just from, like, a This Is My Job angle but also from the perspective of a fan who is just genuinely invested in the character of roman and would feel frustrated if they saw him do something that didn’t feel in-line with his character! kc would hate tumblr just like he hates all social media but he would indeed kill it on here

#i specifically love it bc that’s the exact way i am as an actor. i’m not a bitch to directors bc ultimately it is their project but if my #character does something that just feels unlike them then i say something #which maybe feels obvious but idk in my experience i’m usually one of the only actors to kind of approach it from that kind of angle idk #and to each their own!!! i just get invested in my roles and it feels like a betrayal when i’m made to do something they wouldn’t do like i #just feels Wrong #and i’ve never really heard any professional tv etc actor openly talk ab doing the same thing #like it’s always just oh the directors/writers are great they give lots of lee way but i do what they say etc etc etc but kc’s answers r so #interesting and just really emphasize how like. invested he is in roman. in the same way so many of us losers are #idk not working this well i’m tired #succession #kieran culkin #and also like. how he openly admits when he was making the wrong choice and realized it eventually and it played better doing #it a different way! idk. i just feel like i never see actors talking this candidly about how episodes are actually MADE #like you never hear about the arguments offscreen about what a character should or should not do #but it's so fucking interesting like i could listen to him talk about it all day and night!!!! i wanna know more!!!

[onthemeander]

One lesser known benefit to being a professional artist (fuck never thought I’d ever get to say those words) is that I can wear shit like this and no one bats an eye.

#life stuff #professional artist #never grow up #hazbin hotel #huskerdust #loser baby

[julies-room]

I love how these assholes feel entitled to send me gross shit in my inbox or ask me sexual personal questions anytime they want! You don’t know me like that bro! Use your BIG head for once! Fuck off! The best part is they ALWAYS play the victim and act like a little bitch when I open up the can of cunt! “ I didn’t think it was that gross” “I thought you would laugh” “I hope I didn’t offend you” “I’m sorry you feel that way”! Grow the fuck up! This world is so fucked with these jerk offs breathing in it! These motherfuckers are mental! Get a new hobby instead of spending ALL your free time messaging random girls that you can only talk to in your dreams because we are wayyyy the fuck out of your league! Boy oh boy I been wearing out this block button this last week I swear. Eat a dick!

#dont be weird #dont be gross #dont be a jerk #dont be an asshole #i dont understand #i dont get it #i dont even know #i dont know #micro dick #small penis problems #professional fapper #fapper pro #very single guy #small dick loser #good luck #never seen a naked girl yet #meat beater professional

[saionjeans]

#u #nanami #akio #memes #had to rewatch this scene to find this screenshot………. would not recommend i nearly threw up ! haha #anyway. can we talk about how bad his style is. professional pathetic loser..

[sanityshorror]

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[deadlittledogs]

I hope when I start doing tables at cons I get weird girls who come up and give me grainy polaroids of dead things…. that is my dream.

#MY ZINE IS IN DAH WORKS!!!!! #prepare urself for TASTELESS (2024)!!!! #and I’ll have pins and stickers and perhaps SHIRTS?????? #RESIN KEYCHAINS BCUZ IT’S CHEAPER THAN GETTING THEM ORDERED PROFESSIONALLY #lots of goodies. and little business cards. very excited about the business cards. #if I can start being an artist again and make this work how fun would it be to road-trip around the states #going to various different cons in different places #meeting lots of freaks and pissing on their bushes #LITTLE BEAR LOSER; COMING TO A DARK ALLEY WAY NEAR YOU!!!!

[becausethathappens]

👀 it's not bad 👦

#professional staring contest loser rhett mclaughlin #those nonverbals #rhett fighting for his life #unbelievable #.mp4 #rhink.mpg #things i made