#pseudo princess

[shreddedparchment]

Hi! I was recently rereading "Pseudo Princess" and I just wanted to let you know how much joy it brings me to read your work! You're exceptionally talented and you create such vivid worlds that pull you in and don't let go! I hope you have a great night!

Awe thanks so much! Pseudo Princess has definitely been my most liked and possibly best work to date. It was written with lots of love for those characters. So glad you enjoyed it!

#sweet readers #pseudo princess

[bruciemilf]

hiii ily tell some more abt silly little bruce wayne

Baby Bruce gets kidnapped. A lot

Luckily for all involved, it happens when he’s a little too young to comprehend what kidnapping IS. It does seem rather odd that mama and papa fire cooks, gardeners, and drivers so often.

(‘Fire’ is the childproof version of ‘we slaughtered these bastards in the basement’)

Thomas is very protective over him and has huge doubts about leaving him unattended. It’s just kind of hard being around your child when you reek of murder all the time

Alfred can handle it, but there’s a collective mourning in the fact that he HAS to.

Very shy kid; Aside from Oliver and Harvey, he never made a lot of friends, but then again, his parents don’t have that many either. He has his uncle Oz and his stuffed toys, and Alfie, and that’s alright with him

I think Thomas and Martha would love for him to have some, but you just can’t be too sure, ever

I think he’d make good friends with Alberto Falcone; Thomas knows an unwanted child when he sees one, so Carmine’s little son is always welcomed around.

“you know, you’re nothing like your dad” for Alberto, that’s a compliment.

Martha was an expert marksman and definitely thought him how to handle guns, but she always made a game out of it. Can’t be too harsh with the baby

Bruce was a mafioso baby let’s be real

Thomas was big on spoiling him, but he also made it clear Gotham didn’t have favorites; She can, thought, pick sides sometimes.

After he and Martha get killed, Bruce wonders why she didn’t pick theirs.

#I love baby bruce I genuinely believe he would’ve been a mob princess #bruce wayne #thomas wayne #martha wayne #I feel the need to say — just bc martha and thomas didn’t do crime doesn’t mean they weren’t shady #the Wayne’s were a pseudo mafia family in my mind. #dc comics #dc #the Wayne’s #alfred pennyworth #alberto falcone #big thoughts abt him also!!! #asks

[blee-bleep]

bonnie and neddy inspired by @cadaverkeys's amazing candy queen stuff i love it i love it i love it

#candy queen #adventure time #fionna and cake #bonnibel bubblegum #adventure time neddy #princess bubblegum #bleeart #bonnie as a mad pseudo-dragon gum with a sword is smth i never knew i needed #thank you for opening my eyes #the wings the fangs her heterochromia and that lil doodle of her and neddy is so????????? gosh i love it #went to binge at s7 becuz of it

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

crowley: alright, boys. we're all here. today is her royal highness' wedding day.

halt: yeah, and you said there'd be no bloody uniforms!

crowley: nevertheless... NEVERTHELESS, HALT. despite the bad blood, i'll have none of it on his majesty's carpets. now, for cassie's sake, nothing will go wrong. those bastards, out there, that's her family. and if you fuckers do anything to embarrass her; your kin, your cousins, your horses, your bloody kids, you do ANYTHING to -

gilan: commandant!

crowley: WHAT!?

gilan: what about dueling?

will: yeah, nobles are never any good with a bow, i'll say.

crowley: no. no. no. no dueling. NO dueling. no bows. no challenging people. no betting. no FUCKING, STEALING, HORSES, from the front of their fucking carriages! And YOU! GILAN! stop spinning yarns about the damn knight, okay?

gilan: aw, i'm just trying to sell him to them, commandant.

crowley: but the main thing is, you bunch of bastards, despite the provocation from the cavalry, no fighting. OI! no fighting. no fucking fighting. no fighting. NO FUCKING FIGHTING!

#rangers apprentice #crowley meratyn #halt o'carrick #gilan davidson #will treaty #princess cassandra #we know he was vibing with kid cassie and being a pseudo dad. bc i said so #yeah yeah obvious pb ref is obvious but it FITS #like. crowley spends his life in a castle among nobles thats his job as commandant #the rest of them are in the woods fucking around and finding out #i love thinking abt crowley in a royal court desperately trying to reel in 40 unhinged dudes who dont take off their shoes in the house #anyway been rolling this in my brain as a fic idea lol #commandorks #fave

[curetsun]

キュアマジェスティ💜プリンセス・エル by 上北ふたご ※If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source!

#precure #hirogaru sky precure #cure majesty #princess ellee #pseudo official #happy bday ellee!

[scrawnytreedemon]

Fucking.

Ganzant.

I am so obsessed with this hellfire dynamic, I don't even know where to begin.

Like, yes, there's the delicious dynamic of a zealous prophet and an apathetic god who doesn't even really consider himself a god, but it's also so much more than that.

They're Jason and Medea. Except Ganondorf is more Heathcliff than Jason; he's more Zant than Zant himself is; he is him; they are both Demise. They both saw each other as escape, but when push came to shove Ganondorf cut the spider's thread and let Zant die, and it bit him in the ass when he tried to call upon the vestiges of their bond and Zant clawed him down to hell with him.

They're like Jesus and Maria in the Pieta but Mary is shrieking and swearing while bawling her eyes out and Jesus isn't so tender, meek and mild now, is he? But they're also Jesus and Peter, first Bishop and first Pope, the one who holds the keys to Heaven, but also Peter is Judas, the knife in his back, the kiss on his cheek, and the means by which he fulfills his holy death.

What are they to each other? What is a God if not a Father, Teacher, King, Lord, Brother, Lover, Master, Husband and Traitor? What is a Disciple, if not a Prophet, a Servant, a willing Slave, a Sister, a Student, a Wife, a Mother, a Dog, your Son?

What does it mean, to share the same body, even for a bit?

When does a lifeline become a noose? If you throw down the rope, how do you know you too won't be dragged down? Ganondorf cut the cord, and fell when the waves hit. He was the hand that fed, and when he stopped, the beast had grown large enough to devour him.

They're Adam and Eve; Eve formed from Adam's rib, from him, his side, and when she offered him fruit proved his demise.

Did Odin create his own doom by dividing Loki's children? By damning Hel to the underworld, Jormangundr to the sea, and Fenrir to ribbon-bound treachery?

Do Sigyn and Angrboda both spurn Loki for the way he twisted them? For the children lost, the annihilation at hand? And yet she holds the bowl anyway.

I think Zant loved him. I think it was selfish, and hungry, and childish, and greedy. And I think he meant it. He would have walked barefoot across the desert, danced with knives in his feet on a ballroom floor of shattered glass, crawled on his belly over hot coals and dove to the bottom of the sea for him. He would have swallowed him down to keep him safe, and rebuild him again, and again. and again, as many times as he needed to rise anew. He gave him life, life worth living; and he gave him life, a new body: rebirth.

I do not think Ganondorf knew how far it went. If and when he realises... what then? It's one thing to exploit hatred, greed, to justify your own backstabbing with the idea that he betrayed his own monarchy, his own people, for you,

What do you do, when faced with a love so big it would do anything you asked, at the price of having you?

Ganondorf is a fiercely independent sort of soul. He brought himself up by his bootstraps despite everything working against him, and fought tooth and nail for the right to even exist. He does not trust, cannot trust, and only brings in people with the knowledge he'll cut them off if they become a liability, and specifically seeks out other ambitious, morally-unhinged people for this. No man is an island, but he'll be damned if he's going down with the rest of the continental shelf.

What do you do when you're suddenly given a soulmate?

That has to be fucking terrifying.

You get everything you want, the way you want, at the cost of losing you.

After all, a God belongs to His people.

As do kings, and lords, and fathers, and sons.

What do you do when you seek a contract and find enmeshment instead?

The rope goes both ways: the lifeline is the umbilical cord, and severence means death in either case. Ganondorf overestimated his own viability, and died clawing himself from his "mother's" embrace.

When they go to Hell, do they see each other? Does Ganondorf escape it so he can escape her? Escape her sharp nails, her malformed fingers around his neck, the bitter hisses and saccharine kisses lain upon his ear? Does he loathe the softness of her thighs when she presses his head to his lap and miss them when he lies awake under an open sky?

Does she curse him when he's near and sob when he's far? Does her heart flutter when she sees the sun in his hair, as her mouth fills with bile vowing to drag him back down with her? Does she yearn to be Semele and Euryidice, wishing he would come fetch her and knowing bitterly it ends the same regardless?

Theseus and Ariadne, Dionysus both.

It's been often said that Zeus, Hades and Dionysus were all aspects of the same god.

In making that pact, are they, too?

What is marriage but a vow to merge 'til death do us part?

Do you want to become one with me?

Birth and Death are two sides of the same coin.

Do you want to become one with me?

In cheating it, have you cheated me?

Do you want to become one with me?

Hyrule's history tells of a King of Thieves,

Do

Did you mean to steal this, too?

you

All men are the same; you have no honour. Why must I suffer, for bearing you?

want

I love you; I love you so much; I want you even if it kills me.

to

And it does.

become

You're the moon to my water, the sun in my sky. There are 93 million miles between us, and yet we gain union via an eclipse.

one

I'm your little satellite, your angel, your Lucifer, your dutiful executioner and nightlight. I watch over your bed with fingers aching to dig themselves into your supple neck.

with

It's not fair! It's not fair! I have been nothing but honest with you. Why do you lie to me? Why do you feed me, then withdraw your hand when I try to lick it? Your taste is wonderful; I love you, I love you so much. If you asked me, I'd gobble you up. I have been nothing but good to you; why do you betray me?

m--

I could make your whole. I would give your my blood, my skin, my teeth and my bones. You could use me for spare parts and I'd thank you each time. Just cradle me on your lap; just offer me milk; offer me meat; offer me hair and offer me water.

You can have anything you've ever wanted,

If only you give yourself.

If you get anything, can I not have everything?

#ganzant #ganondorf #zant #twilight princess #scrawny rambles #this goes completly off the rails at the end #i think i got possessed by the Hat Man again #blanket content warning for unhinged enmeshment horror and violence #you know. the usual. #but yes this post has been on my mind for ages i've been itching to type it and now can thanks to my new laptop charger wire #thank you mother i hope you're happy your generosity has given birth to this 😂 #met new grandchild: the ganzant pseudo-poetry manifesto #lets hope tumblr doesn't eat this post

[disney-is-mylife]

There are only two valid reasons to dislike Snow White (the 1937 animated character):

You find her voice annoying/grating. Can't help that.

She's only your least favorite because you personally love or connect with the other Princesses more.

That's it. That's all it takes. No bending over backwards to apply "modern" sensibilities to a film made more than EIGHTY-FIVE YEARS AGO, no nonsensical pseudo "feminism" that more resembles Wannabe Edgy Hollow Takes from 2006 rather than actual critical thinking.

When you actually WATCH Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, regardless of your feelings of the story, animation, romance, etc, it's kinda hard to genuinely DISLIKE Snow White's character when her entire existence is pure sweetness. She is the EPITOME of Pure Cinnamon Roll, a trope that the internet collectively claims to adore, and yet people criticize her because she's a the original Disney Princess and that's an easy target.

I get why she isn't a lot of people's Fave. There are sooooo many other wonderful Princesses to choose from! But do not disrespect the character to gain "woke" points. That shit was Tired in 2012. Let it go.

#Starling ramblings #Disney #Disney movies #Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs #Snow White #Disnerd #Disnerd issues #thank you for coming to my TEDTalk #if y'all think this post is directed at Rachel Zegler and/or Disney the Company you're only partially correct #alas even in the year of 2023 I have indeed met people IRL who regurgitate the same 2006-2012 pseudo-feminist BULLSHIT #and I for one am SICK OF IT #you don't have to particularly LOVE Snow White like I do that's fine; but JESUS she's just a sweet princess character. who hurt you???

[crimeronan]

Whenever empress luz finally settles down and meets camila, could we see her getting spanish lessons and learning about her culture? I think it would be a really sweet bonding moment between the two

OH YEAH 100% THIS MATTERS TO ME.

#like as per usual i cant promise what i'll be able to write in the future so theres no GUARANTEE ill write future installments feat this #but as for extraneous established canon yes 100% luz learning spanish and about dominican culture is. extremely high priority #for me personally. it hurts like fuck that she lost the ability to speak it natively but losing a language does not mean it's gone forever! #just one more big feeling / pseudo-experience to foist off on her. i am not dominican but have Too Many Feelings about language as culture #language as communication language as connection language as infinite expressions of human experience. and other mushy bullshit #replies #toh #princess luz au #luz noceda #camila noceda

[edwardtulanepdf]

she’s a 10 but she has parasocial relationships with disney characters

#was too scared to put this on my main LMAO #but anyway for one of my classes my professor is asking us over the weekend to ponder what it means to be a princess #using the disney princess films as a blueprint #and like due to all the rachel zegler snow white drama she’s creating for herself I’ve seen a lot of people #make really valid arguments in defense of the disney princesses esp the classic ones #so I am even more well equipped to argue a case for them #and there’s this one person in my class who is so annoying and seems like they would probably take on the pseudo-feminist idea of like #the classic princesses being weak bc they seek domesticity or true love #which in most cases is just blatantly not true #anyway I could write a thesis about this topic and I will be exercising some of that argumentative power on Monday if I have to

[shreddedparchment]

Hi…I just had a doubt and hope you could clarify it…

In princess pseudo..what is the age gap between Steve and the reader..

I was thinking probably 5 to 7 years…

she grew up alone and it is possible for her to be late 20s at least..or even early 30s because she didn’t need anyone before tony found her…

But I wanna know what was your ideal age gap between them

Pseudo Princess reader is actually very young. She's early twenties. Twenty-three at most and Steve in my head was always in his early to mid thirties. So about an 8 year age gap at the very least. She had to grow up very fast which is why she can survive but she's tragically young in her capability. That's why she is so quick to fall for Steve. She doesn't have a lot of experience as is stated a few times when it comes to romance and relationships.

#pseudo princess

[vinjaryou]

the more i see of the ever crisis extra costumes, the more i fear what they'll make vincent wear if the game is successful enough to get that far. i will only accept outfits for him that include corsets and/or the michael jackson dirty diana outfit.

they're just so bad and not in the good way

#literally the zaerith prince/princess outfits barret's MGS cosplay and cloud's pseudo-samurai are the only good ones #everything else is just... WHAT WERE THEY THINKING #like guys do not take inspiration from T7 Hot Topic Hwoarang #why not something like giving everyone their original Amano art looks? #idk i needed to rant a bit #don't mind me

[waltdisneywasafurry]

fakemon line based on luna moths and a bit on the bamboo princess story

#my art #my oc #my ocs #pokemon #fakemon #didn't plan to incorporate the bamboo princess aesthetic but I wanted a pseudo cocoon and I ended up really liking it #they don't have names

[tariah23]

Apparently racist weebs have forgotten that color palette swaps of playable characters in video games has been a thing since like, ever now.

#someone was happy to see the jeanne color palette with dark skin and their comments were just… #‘stop blackwashing fate-‘ #‘uh this is just like that little mermaid thing again 🙄-‘ #like man huh lol #you’re complaining about a color palette swap being inaccurate when there’s a gang of pale whitewashed servants in the Franchise who are #supposed to be dark skinned #look at dumas lol #they made him a white guy with piano teeth and you’re crying about boring ole jeanne getting darker skin #Dumas is BLACK btw #all these dudes in rl turned into anime girls in this franchise and this is the obvious thing you want to cry about #if a fate fan isn’t calling a darkskinned character their choco princess then they’re complaining about them not being pale #it’s twitter so I don’t expect much #enough #but still lol #rambling #look at what they did to that rider boy omg he doesn’t look Indian at all he’s just a pale white kid #all of these pseudo servants dghggg #like come on

[curetsun]

『ひろがるスカイ！プリキュア』 by 上北ふたご ※If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source!

#precure #hirogaru sky precure #hijiri ageha #nijigaoka mashiro #sora harewataru #yuunagi tsubasa #princess ellee #pseudo official

[hessaimarian]

Ash Disney Princess

Last (from now) from set of stickers of dnd characters I did some months ago.  I did a new set of stickers of #dnd characters some months ago and here are is one of them. The cute animals are the party's familiars and Serge's steed (the lion) after his redemption arc. 

Posted using PostyBirb

#chibi art #drow #elf #elven #dnd #dungeons and dragons #oc #original character #pc #character design #disney princess #familiar #lion #bat #pseudo dragon #displacer beast

[theredclaybook]

random memory. 7KPP....My god. Where has the time gone? The game that shooketh my world, what was it? 6 or 7 years ago? The game that pushed up me'eth cookies for creative fiction and twilight fantasy. Haven't played a well-thought out otome like this one since. Ah, disappeared from my heart, 7KPP </3 Just like 1001 Days. I'll cry. Ugly cry. If Seven Kingdoms is released. Ever. Sometime this year.

#7kpp #seven kingodms the princess problem #redclayrambles #interactive fiction #otome #visual novel #ruv games #steamy pseudo orientalismesque fiction #saucy stat building