#pun

[yesqueenc]

#maxim #pun #needy girl #pwp #lieblingslied #fujoshi #ddkitten #admin #lucio

[official-german-puns]

Wenn ein Programmierer das Vorderende eines Bootes repariert: Bugfix

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#official-torfmoor #übertragung #pun #deutsch #german

[tv-debate-traditional]

https://erin-598.ludgu.top/q/ZtDsTwg

#malex #pun #leia organa #trad goth #manchester united #digitalart #blackout #gina carano #in the heights #city lights #agerespace #selfshot #Lucy Collett

[charliepunningstar]

I handed Dad a banjo once, he took one look at it and said, "nah I don't fiddle with those."

Gee, I guess this is a real dad joke. -🌈

#charlie #dad jokes #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #terrible jokes #terrible puns #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie morningstar #pun #morningstar #bad puns #puns #joke #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin #fiddle #golden fiddle

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

#someone link the video #marine life #pun

[todays-xkcd]

I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.

Log Cabin [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[The floorplan of a log cabin, with a fullsize layout on the left, while on the right is a sequence of increasingly smaller versions of the same layout, like a golden rectangle.]

[Caption below the panel]: Log cabin

#xkcd #xkcd 2891 #log cabin #webcomics #fractals #golden ratio #pun

[viktheviking1]

The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!

#funny stuff #funny memes #puns #bad puns #pun #terrible puns #dad jokes #bad jokes #toilet #toilet joke #funny #funny post #funny polls #funny content #tumblr polls #my polls #polls #dumb jokes

[reactionpicarchive]

#cursed #limp bizkit #break stuff #seashells #pun #she sells seashells

[greekmythcomix]

To explain my chicken obsession:

* * *

Me: I’m enjoying drawing chickens for this commission.

Husband: ha ha Greek Myth Chickens!

Me: 🤔

I now present to you,

🏺Greek Myth Chickens 🐓

ILIAD EDITION

(drawn and originally posted in May 2021, coloured and reposted Jan 2023)

1) Egg-chilles and Patro-cluck (Achilles and Patroclus)

2) Mene-lay-us and Al-eggs-andros (Paris) (Menelaus and Alexandros [Paris])

3) Egg-amemnon (Agamemnon)

4) Aph-roost-ite and Helen of Spur-ta (Aphrodite and Helen of Sparta)

5) Nest-or (Nestor)

6) Androma-beak, Peck-tor, and Astyan-egg (Andromache, Hektor and Astyanax)

7) At-hen-a and Egg-dysseus (Athena and Odysseus)

8) Preen-am and Peck-uba (Priam and Hekuba [Hekabe])

9) Brood-seis (Briseis)

10) Diom-egg-es (Diomedes)

EDIT: Greek Myth and Roman History chicken MASTERPOST - https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/725538723329179648/greek-myth-roman-history-chickens-master-post Here Be More Chickens Cosplaying

(See next post for last 3 Iliad chickens- https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/722218945873051648/iliad-chickens-continued-11-lay-jax-tel-capon )

#Achilles #Patroclus #patroklos #akhilles #greek mythology #greek myth retellings #greek myth #comix #greek myth memes #Iliad #Homer #artwork #my artwork #Greek myth chickens #illustration #pun #fanart #chickens #tagamemnon #the Iliad #classics #classical civilisation

[official-german-puns]

Was hat eine Kuh wenn sie studiert hat?

Einen I-Kuh.

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#street-of-mercy #übertragung #pun #deutsch #german #kuh

[thoughtportal]

#tweet #tweets #twitter #pun #borgy #the borg #star trek

[charliepunningstar]

You can always tell when Alastor has a problem with someone, he doesn't just throw shade he'll cast his whole shadow!-🌈

#this one was really bad #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie #charlie morningstar #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #pun #terrible jokes #terrible puns #alastor the radio demon #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #bad jokes #bad puns #throwing shade #casting shadow #hazbin hotel charlie morningstar #morningstar

[sleepy-bebby]

#puns #memes #wholesome #wholesome memes #science memes #meme #funny memes #pun #fig #figs #research memes #cute memes #top post

[punstars]

#punstars #puns #punny #humor #jokes #pun #joke #bad jokes #dad jokes #bad puns #infinity train #infinity

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#pun #puns #punny #animals #twitter #tweets #tweet #meme #memes #funny #lol

[crabussy]

nonbinary robot call that androidgynous

(this post was made by @silly-solar-robot!!! please check reblogs for a version of this post without the credit, just thought at 14000+ notes I should mention it on the original post. no clue why they used my account, maybe cause I have more followers but please check his account out!! he’s wonderful)

#sunny takeover #hiya!! I thought of a punny tumblr post I hope you find it funny (^: #robot #android #droid #animatronic #hrmm what to tag this as #oh!! #fnaf #funny #pun #androgynous #nonbinary #enby #and yes I’m aware that nonbinary people can be things other than androgynous!! #I myself am agender and very masculine and feminine (^: