#puppy report

[shoemakerobstetrician]

When Crowley is tending the bookshop while Aziraphale is in Edinburgh HE IS WEARING A CARDIGAN! It’s lightweight fabric and a tight fit but IT’S A CARDIGAN - beloved by fussy pedantic booksellers everywhere. 😁

It’s most clear in the scene at the window with Jim where he’s talking about getting Maggie and Nina together and says Vavoom! (Apologies for the crappy photo above.)

He also has some strange bands on over the sleeves at his biceps. My guess is that they’re something Aziraphale wore a century or more ago to keep his sleeves out of the ink when he was writing at his desk without rolling them up and creating a lump. I know they had faux sleeves with elastic at both ends to put on over your sleeves for that purpose. If this is the case

HE’S BASICALLY COSPLAYING AS AZIRAPHALE!

Or as much as one can Cosplay Aziraphale while wearing all black and skin tight clothing. He does have standards!

And while he’s doing this Aziraphale is in Edinburgh cosplaying as a reporter. 😁

I’m not sure what the yellow Bentley is cosplaying as.

ETA much better pic of the cardigan under his suit jacket:

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #crowly x aziraphale #gos2 spoilers #good omens s2 spoilers #gos2spoilers #disaster puppy #david tennant #Crowley Cosplaying Aziraphale #michael sheen #Aziraphale Cosplaying a Reporter

[puppyeared]

fighting tooth nail and tail for the puppy url

#wish me luck #just picture me opening and closing my hands in a strangling motion. current puppy i could treat her so much better. i will usurp you #idk how faulty tumblrs url releasing is because. they said on the guidelines. theyd release any dormant/inactive accs #but when i went to send my report on the quick faq they said they. dont release any terminated/dormant account urls. so #i attached a screencap of the blog and a picture of that specific line on the guidelines page so they can see where im getting it from #am i taking this too seriously? is it really worth it to have the puppy url? am i being petty? #if it means taking less than 5-10 min to write my url because there are seven (7) p's in my username and i keep losing count. well #anyway i just asked them to check the accounts activity and give me a solid answer. if its not open its fine ill just clench my fists #and then forget my rage and bitterness in a week #yapping

[howtotrainyouragents]

Me, like I'm sitting at a cafe in a French philosophical film: Luffy, he kisses the homies good night, you know? He cuddles the bros to sleep

#i just wanted to post my cuddle hcs #he takes turns cuddling the bros #he is the little spoon with nami #he sleeps on top of zoro cuddled into his chest #he and usopp sleep face to face limbs wrapped around each other securely #arms thrown around sanji's waist #or snuggled by his side pining his arm (depending on how much he annoyed sanji that day) #i will continue as I watch more #op #one piece #headcanon accepted #agent h #agent report #if it's naps chopper sleeps on his chest #but at night they're holding hands from their respective bunks #he curls into robin's side like a puppy #esp when she's reading. he'll be asleep with his head in her lap #or if she's laying on her stomach reading he's leaning on her back #tucked into the crook of Franky's elbow using his arm as a blanket #this is one of my favorite posts #i should make it a real post

[pudgybun]

A year ago my roof caved in due to a leak in my apartment and my landlords not coming to fix it for 3+ days, once they did "fix" it we had to deal with black mold for like 8 months after because of how fucked up our apartment got. Also we had to move out of our apartment for a month and they still made us pay rent. And today the ceiling started leaking again (: so (: really excited to go through that again 😐👍 I've been looking for other places to live ever since but the housing situation where I live is incredibly bad sooo ! Yeah wish me luck yall

#doing everything we can to contact people but they havent confirmed they even saw our urget report yet #sigh #someone um. stuff me full of food and tell me what a good fat puppy i am to keep me distracted #maybe buy me a burger. or 4. idk #im just .___. like why cant they just COME when we are saying smth is URGENTTT #babbles

[blueberry-beanie]

really nervous but want to go to a protest against the right wing extremists tomorrow

#it's my first time intentionally going to a protest #i've joined a few smaller protests before to hear what was going on but this is sth else #so i'm a bit scared! but it will be ok! #and i'm gonna take a microphone with me and make a report out of it for uni too #protests happening all over germany rn to get rid of the disgusting afd party #in hamburg there were over 50k people yesterday flaming amazing #also a certain little puppy may or may not have appeared a few hours ago to advertise the protests in munich too

[blorb-el]

angy

action 423, “luthor’s hammer of hate!” 1973, script cary bates, pencils curt swan, inks murphy anderson, unidentified colors and letters

#local reporter off the shits #clark kent #context: got bonked on the head with a hammer that somehow made him as hate filled as luthor. no this made no sense in the story either. #yes this was fixed by the end. #no he did not stop looking like a little angry golden retriever puppy

[flurr-fields]

Franzy referenced a whippet puppy in a singular irrelevant line of dialogue, need I say more?

#ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #franziska ace attorney #franziska von karma #franziska von karma fanart #puppy :> #Errr- my dog ate my autopsy report ;-;

[neopuppy]

ur right cuz puppy pound had me feral 😞😞 the mental derange-ity

im going go rewrite that fic for Jake, bc like some anon told me long ago he’s too nefarious for puppy hybrid AUs or some shit, and out of spite……. i shall

#asks #bc whoever reported puppy pound here can literally d** #that fic deserved better ik it ate idc idc

[rosymorns]

i can't believe id written all this convoluted Lore for my infamous mc only for it to be made canon that mc has two married slightly distant parents. like. sorry no she doesn't 🫶

#JDJSJSJ im kidding. its fine if both her parents are still alive. but she did NOT live w them as a teenager. #wait i havent posted about belle at all have i. shes my country music girlie 🫶 #she was a teen mom and when she got pregnant her Canon Parents kicked her out #and she lived with her grandad and he helped her raise her baby. seven is not the father but hes the only person on earth who knows who is #anyway within like a month of their breakup both granpa and kiddo died. very dramatic car accident idk. semi ran a red light. #and belle went through like. the worst two years of her life. completely off the deep end. music + the band was the only thing she had #and the tear between still definitely being in love w sev teehee. but also relying on orion as a steadfast influence #that keeps her grounded + on the straight and narrow. ya dig. #i had the scene imagined in my head like. reported prods her too harshly about her kid and she just looks like a kicked puppy #and its a competition to see who can threaten to punch that reporter first JDJDJDJS everything else spun out from there #carly.txt #carly's ocs #oc: belle

[herd-reject-arts]

Here I go to spend several days by myself in the North Carolina wilderness. Wish me luck. Never gone camping alone (but I have my dogs, and I trust them more than any people I know), so that's intimidating. Hopefully I don't have to fistfight a bear over whatever I'm cooking that night. Not looking forward to no toilet or shower until Monday, but it is what it is. I absolutely have to do this, for my mental health. I'm losing so much money taking the time off work to just have mountain time to myself. But I gotta. My life has been such a chaotic mess for over half a year now - everything that could go wrong, has - and I've never felt so close to just letting myself snap. I can feel it boiling right under the surface at any given time.

But yeah. Should be a time. Might post pictures upon my return (provided a bear doesn't decide I'm on the menu). Wish me luck!

#not vc sorry #camping #going to pisgah in case i never return and y'all gotta help direct the cops #should be back online sometime next week #really hoping there's no phone service so no one can bother me #i WILL hike the mountains. i WILL return to the dirt and moss from which i came. #i think it'll be good for me to just fuck off for a while and hang out with my puppies #it's just been shit after shit for so long #like. starts off with me getting fired over a false police report that no one cared was obviously fake #then the only person I've ever given a shit about says he's had a massive thing for me for years and just ghosts me? #then my mom started getting worse and is constantly blaming me for all her problems and breaking my stuff etc #like. she tells my 15 year old brother he's a failure and won't be shit at least once a day. blames me for his behavior. #then I'm getting constantly fucked over at work. treated like I'm an idiot. paid less than the guys despite doing the same work. #my physical health isn't great but what do i even do about that? #i have no control over anything in my life. it's all going to shit. #but you know what i can control? where my gay ass subaru is driven. and it's driving me to the mother fucking mountains. #and i WILL chill and relax and not stress over shit that's out of my hands!!!!!!! #it's supposed to rain a lot but who cares. just means less likelihood of other people camping near me.

[raglanphd]

#resident evil 4 remake #resident evil 4 #ashley graham #leon kennedy #re4 #resident evil memes #gamer memes #booba #sweater puppies #moist critikal #the report of the week #youtuber memes

[mapofthesoul20]

Maknae Line and Whether or Not They Possess a Braincell:

Vmin: Have a braincell, solely use it for mischief

Taekook: Have a braincell, have not used it in years 

Jikook: Absolutely no braincell in sight. Good for them

Vminkook: Of course, they have a braincell. It’s sitting very prettily on the shelf while the three of them are off creating chaos in the next room, RIP everyone else

#vmin #taekook #jikook #vminkook #Whenever I'm reminded that these three are best friends who have grown up together i start SOBBING #their relationship is so pure #just absolutely no thought good vibes only #i mean i love when they were babies wreaking absolute havoc on their hyungs #but I REALLY love grown up them who have developed such deep personal intimate connections with each other #and cuddle and play together like a pack of puppies even though they're grown adults #and look at each other like they're besottedly in love #before going on to wreak havoc on their hyungs #and us #somethings never change #Jimin: *gently cups TH and JK's faces* I would die for you w/o hesitation #JK to TH and JM: *through tears* you are the coolest and most beautiful people alive you belong to me. forever. #And TH looks at JM and JK like he's composing a 500-line poem on the way the lightsparkles in their eyes #agent report

[agapi-kalyptei]

ah, yes, so nice to meet you too, potential new friend. can you now please give me your mother's phone number? also contact of somebody who bullied you in high school and absolutely hates your guts. i'd like to get a balanced view of you, potential new friend

#palestine #just because i remembered what website we are on #this is a joke about news outlets trying to do quote unquote balanced reporting #palestine says 9000 people were killed #israel says they're just petting puppies and playing hopscotch #i guess we'll never know what really happened!