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finifugue · 7 days
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u can always tell if a landoscar fic writer is american bc they'll say "omg oscar loves how lando pronounces his name like 'os-cuh'" as if that isn't the bog-standard way of pronouncing it
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squishydolls · 5 months
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best friends!!
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petergender · 1 month
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was anyone else here in the 2016 spiderman fandom trenches. sound off
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ace-sher-bi-john · 4 months
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This is unrelated to Sherlock, but I am also obsessed with MCU Spider-Man and I have an ace headcanon to share:
Peter Parker is heteromantic asexual.
I don't have a deep canon compliant explanation. I just happen to be asexual and once I read a fanfic where Peter was ace, ace of hearts by ironfidus. Check it out if you want it's awesome. From the day I read that story, I decided to headcanon Peter as ace.
I plan to one day write a fanfic, which will basically be a complete rewrite of Far From Home in which Tony is alive, Mysterio doesn't attack Peter's class on their Europe trip and it can basically be a super fluffy and awkward slowburn romance between Peter and MJ.
The main conflict in the story is Peter's asexuality. He is terrified of asking MJ out, because he knows that one day he'll have to tell her he's asexual. While he knows she's an LGBTQ+ ally, he has no idea if that extends to asexual people, even though it of course should. Beyond MJ's reaction, he has no idea how anyone will react to him if he comes out. He's not even out to Ned, May, Tony, anyone.
But eventually, he gets the courage to ask her out. They go on their first date, where Peter blurts out that he's asexual. MJ doesn't leave. She supports him. She wants to be his girlfriend.
Then they live "happily ever after" I guess. I enjoy imagining that their relationship lasts a lifetime. Through going to different colleges, different careers, a few rough patches. But they always work things out. Eventually they get married, have a family (ace people can have children too), grow old together.
I feel like that would be fun to write and feel more rewarding than the way their relationship happened in the movie.
He also comes out to all of his found family and they all support him as well. He had every reason to be worried, but everything worked out in the end.
I have no idea if I'll ever write the story, but I've already come up with the perfect title. Of Hormonal Teenagers and Quacksons. Despite London not being one of the locations on the trip in the movie, I feel that it would be a missed opportunity to not make a quackson joke in the story. Peter should definitely pronounce croissants in Tom Holland's accent.
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theluigiguy · 8 months
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JRPG party, name the four traveling duckies
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bat-anon · 1 year
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I’ve had an epiphany
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peter parker stark strange fresh prince of avengers tower
i have quacksons.
*Le gaspe*
YOU HAVE ME QUACKSONS?!!!
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cloverstellar · 1 year
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HAII youre my favourite moot, youre really approachable and funny and COOL.
Unfortunately you are extremely british, believe me, takes one to know one
and even worse youre like one of those people from "the midlands" that keep claiming they arent northern. thats you
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tomotimmy · 2 years
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I don't know about you but I just think that tomdaya is the romance I want
"Fuck Romeo & Juliet, I want what they have"
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mstmitchell · 1 year
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Tehe
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roimp · 2 years
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i got a fakeish quackson
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my mom gets this too for me and my sister I love them
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catminecraft · 2 years
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why does mumbo pronounce croissants as quasons.....
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stanleyl · 1 month
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Tom doing a CK shoot would break the internet...
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anonyunknownonearth · 3 months
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"Why call him Tom Holland when you can call him Tom Netherlands?"
This magnificent line emerged during a convo which was basically quick back-and-forths of,
'Why call it a croissant when you can call it a quackson?'
'Why call him Benedict Cumberbatch when you can say Berihkesjbskf Cyekjsnfkaht and everyone will know who you're talking about?'
'Why call them penguins when you can say penlings?'
and my sister came up with the Tom Holland one, so credits to her
I laughed quite a bit because it was just so unexpected, but it still made sense & was funny. I thought I should share that slice of creativity, and so here we are. Tumblr.
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ebenelephant · 4 months
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i still regularly think about that 2017-18 era when a bunch of USAmericans were making fun of tom holland's pronunciation of 'croissant' . . . like babe it doesn't matter if he's pronouncing it right, you are objectively pronouncing it wrong?
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summerfrwrks · 2 years
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Have a duck! It’s been a sucky day but the duck is here to help
i legit just got homeee and my parents' temper acted up again on me so thank you, i shall cherish them and give them our bread hajshjasgjaa
[shares bread with you so you can snack on them or feed it to the ducks too]
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