Quentin: So, Felix, do you have a crush on anyone?
Felix: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
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could you do a spideypool reader, in far from home when mysterio is about to reveal Peter identity.
mysterio: Spider-Mans name is p….
sword or bullet goes through mysterios skull.
spideypool: No spoilers
Mysterio: Spider-Man is-(buzz) Spider-Man is-!!
Spideypool smacks him across the face with a pole…
He grabs the camera…
Spideypool: no spoilers! But I can tell you Spider-Man is a cool guy and Donnie Darko here is a villain and a fraud. Also he’s a total ripoff of Syndrome’s plan from the Incredibles!
Spideypool drags Mysterio off camera…
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Shocker: You’re telling me you invented all these fancy pants hyper-realistic holographic projectors, and instead of patenting the technology and making millions...you chose to be an actor?
Mysterio: I was following my dreams.
Shocker: And how are your dreams working out for ya?
Mysterio: [looking around his prison cell] Uh...not as well as I would’ve hoped.
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Peter: oh, hello! my name's Peter Parker and i'm—
Quentin: *looks up to meet his eyes*
Peter: —looking for a daddy, very much single
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Quentin: We have fun, don’t we, Montana?
Montana: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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[Far From Home: Quentin Beck degrading Peter]
Beck: So, Spider-man. Look at all the people that need you, and you can't even save them? Are you truly working hard, or hardly working?
Tony, coming out of nowhere: *starts choking Beck* Are you breathing hard, or hardly breathing?
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Tasya, about Emil: What a weirdo. I can't believe I'm gonna accept his orgy invitation.
Quentin:...I mean, you don't have to.
Tasya:
Quentin:
Tasya: Nah, I'm gonna.
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mysterio: i will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!
peter: my happiness?
peter, to may: i'm happy?
happy: no, i'm happy, and i'm scared.
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Peter: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Peter: TraitorSayWhat?
Beck: Excuse me?
Peter: What?
Beck:
Peter: No wait-
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Quentin: What are you drinking?
Felix: Vodka.
Quentin: Straight?
Felix: No, bi. Why?
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Peter, after Mysterio fucks his life up in Far From Home: St. Jude, patron saint of hopeless causes, please give me the power to CRUSH THIS BITCH!
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Beck: *raises gun* Any last words, Spider-Man?
Peter: *leans back and puts his arms behind his head* Yeah: thanks.
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Peter: i don't know when but— sometime you'll have a chance to do the right thing
Quentin: oh, i love those moments, always wave at them as they pass by
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Lucifer: I’m bi-
Sam: -sexual?
Lucifer: -polar
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Peter: *hiding in closet*
Quentin, looking around for him: Red Robin~
Peter: Yumm~ oH SHIT!
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