#r: farkleisadora

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Maya: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Riley, cuddling with Lucas: You shouldn’t think that way.

Cory, holding hands with Topanga: What makes you say that?

Isadora, sitting in Farkle’s lap: Complete untrue.

Maya: Wow. I have leveled up to the seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.

#rucas #corpanga #smarkle #maya hart #riley matthews #cory matthews #topanga lawrence #topanga matthews #isadora smackle #smackle #farkle minkus #gmw #girl meets world #incorrect quotes #tumblr #chat #original #r: lucasriley #r: the matthews #r: farkleisadora

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Riley: Why do we have to commemorate everything on social media? Why can't we just live in the moment?

Farkle: You were on Twitter the entire time you were in line.

Isadora: You tweeted thank you to a Target ad telling you to have a happy Labor Day.

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Farkle: So my ex, Isadora, texted me and asked to meet up. But you know, things are going really well with Zay and I don't wanna mess it up so...What do you think I should do?

Maya:

Riley:

Lucas:

Farkle: ...Hello? What?

Riley: Nothing. It's just that you never ask us for dating advice.

Farkle: That's not true, we talk like this all the time.

Lucas: Right, *we* do, but *you* don't. This is weird.

Maya: Are you sick?

Farkle: I'm fine. I just wanted to know what you guys think.

Lucas: Someone else go first, I'm too nervous.

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Isadora: I like when men explain basic things to me because in my mind it’s not mansplaining. It’s more like when a toddler is really excited to tell you about dinosaurs and you’re like, that’s right cutie! You’re so smart! Only one of us is being condescending and it’s me.

Farkle: If you have to announce that you're being condescending, you're doing it wrong.

Isadora: That's a great observation, Farkle. Great job!

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Farkle: *gently taps table*

Isadora: *taps back*

Zay: What are they doing?

Riley: Morse code.

Isadora: *aggressively taps table*

Farkle: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK–

#smarkle #zayley #farkle minkus #isadora smackle #smackle #zay babineaux #riley matthews #gmw #girl meets world #incorrect quotes #tumblr #chat #original #r: farkleisadora #r: rileyzay #r: other

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Farkle: My family is rich but I told Isadora, the girl that I'm dating, that I'm poor. So... how does that whole nightmare work?

Maya, offended: We're not poor, we're middle-class.

Farkle: Yeah, that's good. Tell me other things poor people say.

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Maya: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

Riley: Oh, this, I don't like this.

Farkle: Not enough distinct body parts, insects have three and arachnids on the other hand have two. Therefore I propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere.

Riley: That is worse. Farkle, how did you manage to make this worse?

Smackle: But centaurs DO have three body parts. Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen. Centaurs have a head, a human "thorax", and a horse "abdomen". Instead I propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.

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Smackle: Zay, my arch enemy.

Farkle: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Smackle: I have a life outside of you, Farkle.

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Riley, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Smackle: Okay.

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Riley: Orange soda, please!

Smackle: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Farkle: Me too, strawberry soda.

Riley:

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Farkle: Me and Smackle are about to go vandalize some stuff!

Smackle: Hi!

Smackle, approaching a 4x4 car: Are you sure about this, Farkle?

Farkle: Yeah, just go, hurry.

Smackle: [writes =16 next to the 4x4 in sharpie]

Farkle and Smackle: [run away laughing]

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Zay: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Smackle does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Farkle: If Smackle were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Smackle jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Zay: You jump off a cliff!

Farkle: Gladly. Provided Smackle did first.

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Farkle: When I die, please give Isadora Smackle my regards.

Riley: What shall I tell her?

Farkle: "Regards."

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Smackle: I'm saying I like you.

Farkle: Well then I'm saying I like you.

Smackle: FINE!

Farkle: FINE!

Smackle: Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend.

Farkle: One condition.

Smackle: What?!

Farkle: I get to be the boyfriend!

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Riley: Guess what?

Smackle: You got a job?

Riley: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.

Farkle: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

Riley: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!

Farkle: Oh, how well you know me...

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Farkle: Like, earlier, I made a joke, and Isadora just flipped out.

Zay: What was the joke?

Farkle: Nothing. It was just like how I was gonna murder her.

Zay: Murder her?

Farkle: Yeah, like for insurance.

Zay: Guys who look like you should not make jokes about murdering their girlfriends.

Farkle: I don't have a murderer face, I don't. No one's ever said that to me before.

Zay: Because they don't wanna get murdered.

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Smackle: I heard a joke today.

Farkle: Oh, that’s funny.

Smackle: Yes, it was.

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