well mother what the war did to my legs and to my tongue you should’ve raised a baby girl I should have been a better son if you could coddle the infection they can amputate at once you should’ve been I could have been a better son And when we go don’t blame us we let the fires just bathe us yeah you made us oh so famous we’ll never let you go she said you ain’t no son of mine for what you’ve done they’re gonna find a place for you and just you mind your manners when you go and when you go don’t return to me my love that’s right…
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rosekiller babysitting harry
barty: uhm... want a beer?
evan: HE'S FOUR!
barty: I don't know, what am I supposed to do with him?!
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Sometimes.
Just sometimes.
Bruce, tired father of too many children, wished for a small break.
Just a tiny one.
He pinched his nose, cowl covering his head and expression and glared.
"I can't believe you snitched on me!" Billy batson, freshly revealed teen and sitting on his usual spot during meetings, hisses.
"If I have to get parented, so do you!" Danny fenton, also freshly revealed teenager, glared right back.
"Boys." Both their attention snapped to wonder woman, still tense and warry.
"Do you two have adult supervision, at least." Batman asks, feeling slightly more drained than before, he can feel Nightwing's stare at the back of his head, coming closer.
"Do the voices count?" Danny asks, to which Billy nodded. "Yeah, do they? Zeus has strong opinions, and many kids. He probably can parent, somewhat."
They shrugged both, like they hadn't just opened another whole can of questions.
"Wait!" Danny snapped his fingers, "what about clocky? He sends us on time missions, has his own lair, and lets us hang around. That counts? Right?"
The other teen nods in agreement.
(Knowing both are black haired and blue-eyed teens, he already knows Dick will never let him live this down. Deceived by children, for YEARS.)
(So much for being the greatest detective.)
(The text he sent to Alfred is between him and his butler dad.)
"Or—"
In the end, the two agreed reluctantly to stay around for a while. The Kents, the Allens, Diana, and the Waynes have opened up their homes to house them permanently.
Much their amusement, they declared, that to make no one jealous, they'd switch homes every other week or so.
That alone smelled like chaos.
Whatever, it was Diana's first week.
(And if the house of mysteries appeared in front of them sometimes, that's also between them and a very suffering John constantine.)
.・゜-: ✧ :-
A continuation
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Project R au except Danny is not the clone.
Instead Danny gets Ras Al Ghuls attention after overhearing that the baby in the tube was made from a bunch of "Robins/detectives" and a little of Phantom himself and looks the guy in the eye before using his intangibility to grab the baby-still not breaking eye contact- and saying, "Mine now." before disappearing.
Danny comes home and explains the situation to his sister and parents and they welcome the new baby into the family with open arms. When asked why they took dna from Danny, Jack immediately jumped in with, "Because we're Fentons!" As if that was all the reason needed.
Elsewhere Ras tells the bats about the clonenapping, conveniently leaving out the part about Phantom also being one of the babys dads. The bats go a little crazy trying to find out where thier baby is and why some no name villian (cause thats what they believe he is due to what little media coverage Amity Park has on him) wants with thier baby.
Then they learn about the ghost thing and then the research. At first they didn't believe it because they had dealt with ghosts before and they were nothing like that. But the more they looked the more they realized these weren't the kind of ghosts they were used to...
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My take on that one line in episode 4
You guys ever think that maybe the reason why Annabeth said the whole she had to earn Thalia's love line was because while Luke was busy loving and caring for Annabeth, Thalia was looking at the bigger picture and keeping her at arms length because of it?
Think abt it. Thalia is a Forbidden Kid. She's spent all her time on the run being chased by monsters left right and centre bc her uncle wants her dead and these monsters are relentless. While Luke can take care of himself cause he's been on the run for longer than her, Annabeth is a teeny tiny 7 year old girl with a knife and no training.
Thalia knows she attracts danger, she knows that kids require a lot of care and love and that the real world is a dangerous place for Demigods in general but as a Forbidden kid she brings out the worst monsters and bc Hades wants her dead, she knows the monsters won't hesitate to cut down Luke and Annabeth to get to her.
What if while Annabeth was thinking Thalia was giving her a hard time and making her earn her love and respect, Thalia was desperately trying to reassure herself that she wouldn't get this little kid killed? What if she took one look at Annabeth the first time they met and saw her baby brother that was given up by her mother to the Gods bc Thalia couldn't stop it from happening?
What if Thalia cared more abt being a Forbidden Kid than she let on because she was afraid she'd let Annabeth down the same way she let Jason down?
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