#rambles of a moron

[bet-on-me-13]

Wes ruins everything

Wes had finally done it, he had finally realized why nobody ever belived him about Fenton and Phantom! It made so much sense now, he had been looking for an answer for years, thinking he was going crazy because everybody refused to see the Obvious!

He was Cursed!

He literally had an Ancestoral Curse on his Bloodline that made it so that all those born with the gift of Prophecy would be ignored! A Gift of Prophecy that he apparently had.

It was Cassandra's Curse, the one from Greek Myths. Apparently she was his Great×1000 Grandmother and passed down the Gift (and Curse) of Prophecy to him. And he knew how to break it!

All he needed to do was gather the right resources, chant the correct incantations, make sure not to accidentally summon a Demon in the process, and he could just foist the Curse onto some other poor schmuck. Sure it would suck for them, and he would loose his Gift of Prophecy, but Wes had been ignored for Years at this point, he needed validation!

So he did the Ritual, and he didn't mess it up, and he managed to get rid of the Curse.

Now all he had to do was convince everybody that he was right for the first time in his life! This was going to be great!

...

Cass didn't know what was going on.

A while ago, she had started getting these...gut feelings that she couldn't explain.

She would look over the details of a Case her Family was working on, and see a patern that the others were seemingly ignoring. Like when she realized that The Penguin was about to raid the Docks on the East Side, but the others were convinced it was going to be on the West.

But when she had tried to tell them, they had brushed her off. "We've already concluded that he will begin the Raid on the West side, no need to go to the East."

She had gone anyways, and low and behold she had been right. But nobody even acknowledged that she had been right at all, they had just wondered how they had missed the signs, not even questioning how she had known.

It wasn't limited to Cases either. Even small things, like telling her brother's where the TV remote was were brushed off, and hours later they would still be looking, never even having checked where she told them.

It seemed that no matter what, nobody cared about her point of view anymore. They kept brushing her off, telling her she was wrong, actively ignoring her ideas.

And it was getting worse. They were starting to ignore her more and more, forgetting she was in the room, not calling her down for Dinner, even forgetting to check in on her during Patrol.

She knew that there must be something going on, Magical or otherwise, but when she tried bringing it up with her Dad or JLD, they would also Brush her off.

Her Family was forgetting her. And they didn't even realize it.

...

Danny was not okay at the moment.

When he had gone to school a few weeks ago and noticed everybody staring at him, he didn't give it much thought. Maybe Dash or Paulina had spread another Rumor about him again, not too out of the ordinary.

When his name had been called over the Intercom, he hadn't thought much of that either. His grades were falling even more than usual, so he assumed his Guidance Counselor wanted to have another talk with him.

When he walked into the Principals Office to see both of his Parents and some GIW Agents, that's when he realized something big must have happened.

He didn't have much of a chance to react when the Shields went up, but he did react when the first Ecto-Blast scorched the wall behind him. His Parents began to scream at him as they fired their Blasters, something about replacing somebody? He didn't know, he was pretty preoccupied at the moment.

It took more effort than he cared to admit to escape the Room, but a stray shot to the hidden Shield Projector under the Principals Desk proved to be his saving grace. Unfortunately the moment he escaped the Office, he was met with a veritable Army of GIW Agents, all armed to the Teeth with Weapons he had never even seen before.

He managed to get away for a moment, hiding in the Bathroom as the Agents chasing him passed it by. That's when he met Wes.

He obviously hadn't been expecting him, but the moment he saw him Wes put on a smug look. "Oh hi Fenton, trying to get away from the other students?"

Danny had replied with confusion, "What the hell are you talking about?!"

"I finally managed to convince everybody about you, now everyone knows that you're Phantom! I'll bet you're hiding from all of the other Students hounding you for questions right?"

"...it was you?"

"Yeah, so? I finally get to be right!"

"...You absolute MORON-"

That was the last Danny got to say to Wes before an Ecto-Blast launched him through a Wall, seeing his face morph into a look of Shock just before the dust cloud covered it up.

Since that day, Danny had been on the Run. Nowhere was safe anymore now that the GIW knew both his Human and Ghost's faces, but he had to keep running. He crossed state Lines already, and was on his way to the next Ecto-Rich City he could sense, somewhere in New Jersey.

He cursed his Fenton Luck every day. Why had everybody believed Wes this time?! Nobody had ever belived him before, nobody even seemed to acknowledge his existence after a while! What had changed?

Danny just wanted to rest already.

...

Cass had taken to Patrolling alone recently. She had taken to doing a lot of things alone, actually.

After the first month, it seemed that nobody could remember that she was in the room with them, even if she was within their eyeline, she just faded into the background. By the 2 Month Mark they had stopped talking to her entirely, although occasionally she would get a Text or two from her dad. By the 3 month Mark she was completely invisible, and By the 5th she had been forced to get used to it.

She didn't know what was going on, was it a Meta Ability? Magic? Alien Tech? She had no idea.

She had begun to cook for herself after the first time Alfred forgot to set her Plate at the Table. The same with Washing her own Clothes, Cleaning her Room, and Paying her Phone Bills. At the very least the Automated Allowance Payments to her Account had kept up, or she wouldn't have been able to go to her favorite Cafe anymore.

It was bittersweet for her. She used to go to that Cafe every week with Alfred, but he didn't even come on his own anymore. Had he only come for her? Did she really mean that much to them? It hurt, she finally had a family that cared for her and suddenly she didn't exist to them.

She sat alone at a Table, ignored by everyone in the Cafe as usual, when a new face walked in. He looked about her age, a little roughed up, walking with a sort of cautious gaint, as if he was scared of something. His Body Language seemed to agree with her assessment, as his body practically screamed "Worry" in its movements.

Cass stopped watching at that point. Just another Gotham Teen, probably worried over something like getting not having enough money or getting mugged on the way home. It was a Common sight in Gotham.

She attention was pricked again for a moment when she heard a voice speak up. "Uh, can I sit here?"

She ignored it, he wasn't talking to her.

"Um, excuse me? Miss? Could I sit here?" He repeated.

She ignored him again, he wasn't talking to her. Nobody talked to her.

"Hello? Do you have Earbuds in?" He said, and he waved his hand in front of her face.

Her face. He waved his hand. In front of Her Face.

He was talking to her.

She looked up at him sharply, seeming to startle him for a moment before he asked, "So, is that a no?"

"You can see me?" She asked.

He looked a bit bewildered, but replied "Uh, yeah? Why would I not? Are you...a Ghost?". That last part sounded a bit suspicious.

"No. Not a Ghost. But nobody sees me. Ever. Nobody remembers me." She replied. She had never spoken this much to anybody outside of her Family, but in the past few weeks she had been starved for interaction.

He seemed slightly interested, and sat down at her table. He looked her in the eyes, and said "Do you...talk about it?"

She smiled. He could see her.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Batman #Cassandra Cain #Cassandra's Curse #Wes Weston has Cassandra's Curse #He manages to get rid of it and foists it onto a random person #That being Cassandra Cain (because irony) #The Cassandra Curse works a bit differently here #The User will slowly become less relevant and more ignored in the lives of the people around them #Until nobody can even be bothered to remember they exist and the Prophecy they speak becomes utterly useless #Ever wonder why Wes isn't an actual character in the Show? It's because everybody including the Audience forgot about his ramblings #Danny is unaffected because of Ghost Shenanigans #Wes Weston reveal Danny Phantom #He was so obsessed with finally being right that he didn't think of the consequences #He's still a moron though and doesn't have a way to undo it #Danny is on the Run #This is Cass/Danny if you didn't catch on #Danny has been Unseen because hasn't been able to talk to people for months due to being on the run #Cass has been Unseen for months because that's when she was cursed #Both haven't talked to another person is so long and it is relieving #They live together Unseen for Months since they don't know how to fix either of their situations #Dead Silent #That's their Ship name right? #Had to reference the Shipping Chart

[nyaskitten]

Hey, I REALLY do not appreciate how much I've seen people act like the Palestinian Genocide is just some random drama. That is a fucking GENOCIDE, innocent people are dying every single day, one death is already one death too many, yet so many I've seen (more on Twitter than here) are treating it like just some drama. "I wanna remain neutral, both sides are just as bad."

MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS A GENOCIDE, NOT SOME STUPID INTERNET DRAMA, INNOCENT PALESTINIANS ARE BEING BRUTALLY MURDERED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY, AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS SAY YOU HATE BOTH SIDES? FUCK YOU. IF YOU DON'T STAND FOR SOMETING YOU'LL FALL FOR ANYTHING.

#vent post #I'm very fucking sick of absolute morons on the internet trivializing a whole fucking genocide #raine's rambles #free palestine #palestine #fuck israel #ceasefire now

[lazylittledragon]

i hate you fad diets i hate you skinny teas i hate you detoxes i hate you meal replacements i hate you ‘carb-free’ i hate you fasting i hate you body checks i hate you stupid fucking internet repackaging the habits that ruined my life over and over and over again

#ramble #tw ed #if i see another ad for an overpriced meal replacement powder/drink subscription box i will break a window #the amount of shit i see that’s just eating disorders with extra steps makes me insane #there are no bad foods you moron just eat the bread you’re going to die one day #ok to reblog i’m just Heated

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Were starving for Barnaby x Howdy father...were starving for it/hj

here is some food child.... you're safe now....

#i forgot this has been sitting on my sketch page for Three Days #i then i read the word 'father' and the dad friend in me Activated #i am putting a baseball cap on and donning shorts as i type #tis i... father.... #jokes aside AUGH THEM THEM THEM THEM #in my mind they're like... hiding in a storage closet or something #not for any particular reason they're just sneaking around for fun #but theyre both just So Silly that they cant stop giggling like lovestruck morons #THEY MAKE ME EMOTIONALLLLLLLLLLLLL LOOK AT THEMMMMM #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #welcome home #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #hm. thinking about how easily barnaby must be able to hold howdys waist #that is going to be Constantly in my brain now #big paws... slim waist... like puzzle pieces.... #oughhhhhh blain dramage

[aromanticannibal]

tbh I think as bkdk lovers we don't use izuku calling katsuki an idiot often enough

#baka ....... . . #no but izuku saying kacchan's a fucking moron is my favorite thing actually #I adore current bkdk but I miss izuku yelling at katsuki tbh #give me... izuku being so so mad at katsuki for dying and YELLING at him that he's an IDIOT kacchan's an IDIOT #KACCHAN WHY WOULD YOU UGHHHHRR #gimme more bakacchan.... pls..... #mad mha ramblings// #mha #bkdk #me writing this acting like I'm not a writer that is absolutely going to solve my own problem :

[dalandan012]

I'm pretty sure lots of other people in the scott pilgrim universe notice how scott and wallace share clothes together..... Like i know its a common thing mentioned by everyone in the fandom, but I'm genuinely interested in seeing how other characters react to it. Stacey Pilgrims is the first one to notice during their college years btw. She goes to the kitchen at 2am to get snacks and wallace is there wearing only scott's shirt and his boxers... "Did you have gay sex with my brother?" "No, but he did throw up on me." He asks stacey where the hangover pills are and just leaves the scene after

#scollace #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #stacey pilgrim #scott pilgrim anime #scott pilgrim takes off #stacey pilgrim deserves better than having to be around these two i swear #i imagine she tried to hook them up together so wallace would stop stealing her boyfriends #but scott is a moron #wallace is a moronsexual #silly #drabbles #rambles #heehee #stacey pilgrim ill be your gossipy bitch friend!!!!

[qcomicsy]

I love how the older Damian get the more he just stare at his siblings banters like "these are the most insufferable bitches I've ever had the displeasure to interact I swear to god–"

#he's so fucking done with them #he can't take it anymore #he doesn't even have the energy to blabber with those morons and he's like twelve #when he reaches adulthood they're going to open their mouth and he's going to leave the place #damian wayne #q rambles

[dougielombax]

No…

Conspiracy theories were never “fun”.

They were NEVER a “bit of a laugh”.

They were never a little bit of so- called “banter”.

Almost every single conspiracy theory is rooted in paranoia, bigotry and misdirection.

Especially antisemitic bigotry and other such forms of bigoted thinking. (I’m not Jewish but even I recognise that shit when I see it!)

Everything from lizard people to that flat earth bullshit!

Be rid of it!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #conspiracy theories #fucking morons #fucking hell #idiots #stupid beasts #fuck’s sake #vent post #fuck #political crap #sort of #bigotry #brainrot #brainrot in action

[spilledbutter]

alright back on my fae!jaskier bullshit

there are myths of fairies assuming the guise of animals

imagining jaskier in animal form acting as a companion for the witchers and helping them out in times of need

like lambert is getting stiffed by an alderman so jaskier turns into a magpie and starts pecking the shit out of the alderman and shitting in his hair until he drops his coin purse for lambert to take

geralt gets injured on a really difficult hunt and jaskier turns into a horse and hauls him bodily back to camp

eskel needs help getting information for a quest so jaskier turns into a mouse and sneaks into rooms and listens to conversations to help him spy and reports back what he's learned

but ALSO imagining him using his powers for evil

jaskier couldn't sleep all night and is up before eskel for once. he turns into a rooster and wakes him right the fuck up because he's bored

jaskier turning into a horse to talk shit about geralt with roach. they keep neighing and whinnying together and geralt gets progressively more and more annoyed. he will not tell geralt what was said

he and lambert need to cross a fast-moving river and the bridge is broken. jaskier, the little shit, turns into a fish and swims easily across. lambert has to figure out how to cross on his own

i could honestly keep going this is so fucking funny to me

#asi rambles #jaskier #jaskier the bard #julian alfred pankratz #dandelion #the sandpiper #the witcher #witcher #wiedzmin #twn #the witcher netflix #on my fae!jaskier bullshit #folklore #witcher lore #kaer morons #lambert #eskel #geralt #geralt of rivia

[lockandkeyhyena]

just saw a blazed car hammer explosion meme. what the fuck

#you. youre giving the site money #you fucking moron #yeen rambles

[chalkanthit]

Forgot to post him, but it's my problematic fav!

#my art #soul eater #diddly draws #se #fanart #harvar #Harvar d. eclair #my boy!! #ik barely anyone either knows likes or cares about him but I'm just super attached to him like- #I'm so sorry but that's just my sister in a different Font and I love my sister #also for good measures I'm almost done with Black star and Patty since I have no sense of order or direction #sorry for rambling (again) #he's also either a fashion icon or an absolute desaster like there's no in between! #but whatever makes him match with his moron of a partner so he wouldn't be all too alone with the questionable/lacking drip #at least their social/flirting skills are on the same level soo.. match made in hell

[vilelittlecritter]

"YoU cAnT liKe ThAt ChArAcTeR tHeY [bad action which is integral to the story and why the story is so good in the first place]"

My brother in Christ,

They are not real.

#i hate when people do this #im looking at you fuckers in the omori community #tell me one more time why i cant like sunny or basil and i am sending you into the sun #did you not get the whole point of the game? did you even play the game???? #mf's really play a game about forgiveness and that bad actions dont necessarily correlate to bad people #IT IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST IMPACTFUL LINES IN THE FUCKING GAME #AND ITS KEL WHO SAID WHO THESE MF'S SEEM TO LOVE BECAUSE HES THE CUTE LITTLE INNOCENT BOY WITH NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM #which for the record is a fucking lie Kel is an emotional mess and also not a fucking moron #sorry for getting so annoyed its just irritating because i see it so damn much #random rambles

[alchemocha]

Maybe it’s just me but I adore the idea of robotnik being like… clearly the smartest man in the world. Unmatched intellect, but also kind of a clumsy dumbass. Especially if he’s not particularly focused on his Tough Guy act.

Bumps into things, easily spooked, Stones startled him into falling off his chair several times just by walking in the room, gets so focused on something that he trips and tumbles over things or just runs into stuff.

Intelligent and good with his hands, of course, working on his machines takes extreme precision! Elegant and swift in his own ways, but kind of just lanky, uncoordinated, and definitely a bit of a reckless dumbass outside of all that. Stone is both very endeared by this, partially because it’s something he’s usually the only one who gets to witness, and partially because he thinks it’s so damn cute. Though he can’t deny the fond exasperation he feels when he watches the Doctor completely miss the pole or railing he’s just crashed into and pretended he didn’t.

#stobotnik #agent stone #jimbotnik #dr robotnik #ivo robotnik #I just really really love the trope of ‘very smart man is also a clumsy dumfuck’ #and Stone albeit also chaotic and a bit reckless #is off to the side and sighing about how the genius he’s in loves with is also kind of a moron #they both have their moments though #whdkdbd #mocha rambles

[blinday]

It is lovely to me how Zelda in the games showcases how the feminine power works. The game's protagonist is Link, but Zelda is in the title. We play ad Link, but everything we do is somehow related to Zelda. She is the meaning behind every step, and the reason Link grows, because he wants to save her. And in turn, Zelda takes care of Link, of the kingdom.

She is strong without needing to wield a sword, independent without refusing to be helped, a warrior that fights in ways more complex than physical. Link is the main character, he makes the decisions on what happens through the adventure, but Zelda is the soul. There wouldn't be an adventure without her.

#that's a relationship parallel I think #how partners need to trust each other #bc men and women are NOT the same. and that's beautiful #both are important and beautiful and valid #idk i just love the differences between masculinity and femininity. its so wonderful. we were sculpted into something to be loved #moron on a screen #sorry im just rambling now #link #zelda #the legend of zelda #botw #loz totk #loz botw #loz oot #i might have drawn parallels between Zelda and the Virgin Mary. im not sorry they're both being microwaved in my head

[adarkermiserablecrow]

Buck: I'm an ally

Me, on the 5th cigarette of the episode: actually you're a moron

#my moron<3 #god help me #911 spoilers #crow rambles while high on sleep deprivation #911 abc #evan buckley #911

[queerquinnn]

steve loves to carry eddie around - the guy barely weighs anything. if you ask me, 110lbs of walking sarcasm and weed, this man.

steve loves carrying eddie everywhere. in the mornings, they wake up and since eddie isnt a morning person, it takes some convincing to get him out of bed. at some point steve just picks him up and carries him to the bathroom. when they’re drunk, steve will make sure that eddie makes it to bed safe and will get up in the middle of the night to carry him to the bathroom, holding his hair back gently when eddie is crouched over the toilet. after eddie was badly wounded (!!!!) by the demobats, he carries him all the way to the street where fred died because "you can’t just push him through a ceiling, shithead!"

one evening steve gets high with eddie. now, he hasnt been on drugs for the better part of two years, last time being the russians incident. he kind of overestimates his tolerance and ends up draped over eddies lap, limbs numb and tangled, head a little woozy. eddie has experience with people with a low tolerance and figures it’s safest if he gets steve up to the bathroom - steve is absolutely speechless when eddie, the guy who weighs nothing to him and has barely any noticeable muscles, just picks him up and straight up carries him upstairs.

like my stuff? there’s more

#im soft about these morons #but eddie carries band equipment like all the time #he’s got muscles #dont get me wrong #he’s about as exhausted as steve is at that point #but he can carry him😌 #quinnns writing #quinnn rambles #eddie munson #stranger things #stranger things s4 #steve harrington #steddie #steddie headcanon #gayer things #steve harrington fanfic #eddie munson fanfic