I was just watching Matt's unboxing video of the Tord YouTooz and....
More detective work 😎😎😎
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do you think Loki would eat you out after he comes inside you?
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yes.
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"Fuck, Loki-" you scream, gasping through the orgasm ripping your body apart.
He blows hard against your neck; his stomach resting on yours while it shudders. It squeezes the final sliver of breath from your lungs. His lazy kisses begin to trail down your neck, down your chest.
Your damp hands clutch at his shoulders on his descent. "No, stay..."
Loki's lips fasten around a nipple, flashing you a wicked look. It releases with a wet pop. "I'm not going anywhere, love." he murmurs, shuffling back on the bed and settling between your thighs.
His fingers curl beneath your knees, hoisting them over his shoulders as he acrobatically dips to your cunt.
"Loki..." you squirm, embarrassment beginning to creep in. "I'm a mess."
"Yes," your god says with a wolfish smile. "You are. I made sure of it."
Before you can think, his mouth latches to your pussy; soaking with your cum and his. His tongue curls inside your slit, filthy slurps of pleasure between the flat licks against your clit which make your eyes roll back.
The god is relentless; chin wet and slippery and smooth over your sex. You cum into his mouth with a cry of his name, fists curling around the bedsheets.
Loki surfaces with an unmistakably thick rivulet of his seed rolling from the corner of his smirk. "I saved you some..." he says, eyes glinting.
He lunges forwards, lips covering yours in a ferocious kiss. You can feel his solid cock pressing against your hip; the taste of him fresh on his own tongue making you feral.
"Again?" he grunts. It's as close as he gets to a plead.
"Again..." you say.
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When I hear comorbid autism and ADHD referred to as "autismHD", this is what I imagine
(yes, I did spend 30 minutes of my life making this)
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What if Rex starts loaning out Echo to the Bad Batch.
Like “yeah, he’s working with me again, but you can borrow him. If I can spare him.”
Hunter: hey, we need to use Echo for this one mission.
Rex: what day?
Hunter: Tuesday - Thursday
Rex: oooooo, no can do bandana boy. I can let you use him on Tuesday but need him back Wednesday afternoon.
Hunter: what if we drop him off on Thursday early morning?
Rex: Hmpf, fine, but you feed him before dropping him off.
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Shitty DND Character Idea
David Tennant as a bard trying to deal with his corrupt Goliath Landlord, whose name is Goliath Landdlord.
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I think Logan should be able to curse uncensored at least once. reblog if you agree
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It's funny, isn't it, how most people never even consider changing their names. Even if they absolutely hate it.
I know exactly one person who did it. (It was a horrific, exhausting and expensive thing and took a few YEARS.)
The only moment people think about changing their names is if they marry.
Which, given how many people I know who can't stand their names, is kinda puzzling.
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My brain when I post something on tumblr :
Meanwhile that one mutual :
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