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marvelperil · 2 years
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Spider-Man is caught by a lasso which acts like a hangman’s noose. 
- Amazing Fantasy #1000, 2022
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loathsome-sickness · 4 months
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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undertheredhood · 8 months
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any dc character: *confessing something about their past they kept hidden out of fear/shame*
their batfam bff who had already known for a while and is now desperately trying to hide that they knew the truth this entire time: “oh, wow! that is so crazy, i am so sorry you had to go through that.”
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The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*
Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?
Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.
Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?
Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out
Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*
Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!
Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair
Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?
Duke: he got 'vanish'
Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'
Damian: me next, 'read'
Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.
Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.
Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.
Damian: *running to the library*
Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?
Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'
Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League
Bruce: I don't like this game
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nibbelraz · 3 months
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binghe fights sqh and he gives no indication at being powerful or with martial ability. he realises his mistake in approach. sqh makes himself small, pathetic, and easy to bully so that he is underestimated and ignored. fighting a PERSON will only increase that. well thats fine. mobei he's gonna toss ur human into a deathmatch against beasts rq ok? u wanna watch? if he gets too out of his depth you can step in he wont stop you but he knows you ALSO want to know what that little THANG is capeable of. nature doc mobei and binghe watching sqh in some demon forest. the wild qinghua, pressured out of its natural habitat. without greater predators to form symbiotic relationships with he must fend for himself. there comes the sunburst scorpion tailed bear goat- we shall soon see how the qinghua- OH HOLY SHIT HE RIPPED ITS HEAD OFF MOBEI YOUR SCRUNKLY RIPPED ITS GODDAMN HEAD OFF
THEYRE TAKING HIM OUT OF HIS NATURAL HABITAT AND SPYING ON HIM OH this is good
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He didn't know he was capable of it either
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dipndotz · 5 months
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ur honour they slayed
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bluerosefox · 7 months
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Tim, buddy, what do you mean you might had accidentally made a Love Child?!
Danny finds out that
1. He's a clonish 'love child' of two heroes
2. He was accidentally created during one of his donors mental break downs after losing his father and best friends (one of which was his other donor)
3. CW interfered before his creator realized what he made and pulled him out of that dimension because "it would had lead that world to true ruin if he found out at his state of mind. He's better now but it would had been the final straw for him should anything had happened to you in his care and given who he had to partner up with later... I did what I had to."
4. Due to Danny having a bad fall out with his parents after he told them about being Phantom (they didn't attack him... but they did disown him.) Danny is left adrift of what to do. He doesn't wanna bug Jazz, she's in college and dorming. Tuckers place has no room. Sam's parents would never let him stay. Vlad was a definitely a no go. And Dani (Ellie) last check in was near the Amazon rainforest.
5. Danny finds out some of his powers might not be as ghostly as he thought... it does explain the huge power boost some of his powers have compared to other ghosts.
6. He went to Clockwork... who proceeded to tell him the truth, smile his cryptic smile while saying "and now. Have fun this time around. I'll see you again in due time Daniel." Before yeeting him into a portal.
7. Danny woke up in his home dimension.... deaged to being five years old (the age he would be if he stayed and grew by now) (DC timeline is slower than DP in this)
8. He woke up apparently his creator's home city... during a Gala (Danny woke up in a garden, dazed and confused. His memories are fuzzy)... and wandered into the party... and apparently he looked like a perfect mix of his.. dads? Which catches A LOT of peoples attention.
9. Especially with Tim Drake-Wayne and Conner Kent-Luthor just announcing they're dating that very night.
10. Rumors and gossip of a random kid, who looks just like the recent happily announced couple, go flying quickly among the elite... and reaches certain ears before it gets to batfam and supers (I have a feeling they learned how to block out rumors and gossips during these events)
11. Those ears happen to be Lex Luthor and Ra's al Ghul (both who are there at the Gala just to annoy and unnerve the Bats and Supers)
12. By the time the rumors get to Tim and Conner, they find Danny almost getting taken away by one of those two.
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gradelstuff · 1 month
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My Hero Academia - Art Card Collection Vol. 1 from Jump Shop Online (2024)
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bonbonbee · 3 months
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pov: ur fav sarcastic villain
prompt list by @bonbonbee
"you know what's funny? your sad attempt to try and stop me."
"is this your first time hero-ing or something?"
"i hate you." "why? i'm lovely."
"i just love it when dimwits like you barge into my evil plans."
"i'd like to see you try."
"my my look what the cat dragged in."
"you know, i almost feel sorry for you but then again, i don't care."
"i will stop you."
^ "how original."
^ "wow, i'm quaking in my boots."
^ "haven't heard that one before."
"gosh, you're even worse than i imagined."
"you murdered hundreds of innocent civilians!"
^ "it's not like it's a secret."
^ "it was an.. accident?"
^ "gee, really, sherlock?"
^ "this may seem like a shocker my love, but i couldn't give less of a rat's a$$."
"go to hell." "i didn't know your instagram page was a place."
"bite me."
"yell at me again, and i'll give you a real reason to scream."
"now how in god's name did you survive that fall."
"y'know fights are boring when your supposed 'mortal enemy' can't land a single punch."
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incorrectbatfam · 5 months
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if i see one more goddamn ad after installing 3 adblockers i'm becoming the joker
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beesarekindaswag · 6 months
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Accidental Internet Fame
Gothamites filming a bat sighting : "Is that Nightwing? Doing flips for no reason?"
Danny, clutching a milkshake in one hand & scrolling tumblr with the other, passing by, deadpan: "Very acrobatic"
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Gotham Reporter after an attack by Mr Freeze : "Rogue, Mr Freeze has finally been defeated by the Batman but not without leaving a trail of destruction in his wake"
Sleep deprived teenager, unfazed : "Who fucked with the thermostat?" (He isn't complaining though, ice boy likes the cold)
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Joker, holding a group of hostages whilst doing his dramatic villain thing on livestream : "Tick tock, Batsy!"
The most clown hating teenager coming out of unconsciousness to see this shit : "If I kill you, do you think I'll get arrested or a medal?"
Gotham would 100% give him a medal if he did kill the joker.
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Just,,, Danny accidentally becoming this internet meme not as Phantom but as this random twink who keeps appearing in random videos & say either the stupidest or most unhinged shit.
Bonus points if he begins to look into cameras like he's on the office. Pretend his ghost powers let him know when he's being filmed or something and so one day when a rogue says something dumb during a monologue he just looks to where he knows a camera is with a "WTF" face.
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unboundprompts · 6 months
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Random Prompt #80
"The plan," he sighed, "did not go as planned."
She looked at him in disbelief. "You dumb fuck."
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thepenultimateword · 2 months
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Prompt #264
“You’re hurt.”
“So?” Villain shoved past Hero, but their limp left their dramatic storm off slow and awkward.
Hero trotted in step beside them. “Can I see?”
Villain shot Hero a look somewhere between annoyance and confusion.
“Ok, ok,” Hero said. “Sorry. …But do you have somewhere to go?”
“Fly away, Hero. You barely know me.”
Hero sped up their walk to step into their path. “I don’t need to know you to be worried. You’re obviously in pain and I’m betting it’s more than a limp. Just let me help!”
“A hero helping a villain?” Villain scoffed incredulously. They tried to dodge around them, but Hero’s hand shot out viper fast. They flinched a little under the grip, but Hero didn’t let go. They met Villain’s eyes unblinkingly.
“I know it’s always been rough for you, but I promise, I will protect you.”
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dailyadventureprompts · 2 months
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Villain: The Lauding Worm
Born of hubris and old glories gone rotten, this pallid demon of pride exists to parasite those that consider themselves great; Lurking in the walls of their ancestral estates, whispering in their ear, bloating along with their egos, inevitably driving them to cruelty and ruin as it's appetite and expectations grow ever larger.
Adventure Hooks:
The party are travelling through the wilderness when they encounter a richly attired knight exhausted and on the edge of collapse. After helping her recover, she shares that she is part of a noble family renowned for their legacy of dragonhunting, a life threatening challenge she must exceed if she is to honour her family and claim her inheritance. The expectation of this great and dangerous deed has worn heavy on her shoulders all her life, and has become all too literal now that the demon has invisibly coiled about her neck. Fresh off it's latest incarnation, the Lauding worm is small for the moment, feeding off the knight as she destroys herself for the sake of legacy and will not allow her to be dissuaded from her doomed quest. It may infulence the party to join her however, seeing the potential for gorging on greater glory should the dragon slaying succeed. It the aftermath of the battle, or perhaps some weeks later, the Lauding worm will convince the dragonslaying knight that the great do not share their glory, and that she must eliminate the party so they do not tell of her weakness in needing aid, or her shame in not striking the final blow.
Something is wrong with the king, and the whole realm suffers for it. Obsessed with building expansions to his palace he neglects the welfare of his realm and the stability of his court to empty the treasury into ever more elaborate construction. Brigands run wild, his underlings scheme and attempt to seize each other's territory, and all the while the king pours over the plans of his architects and demands they build more. The Lauding worm has gotten to him, it lives and grows in the castle walls, and the more the king builds the bigger it gets. The servants whisper of rumbling behind the walls, and though it is excused as the byproduct of the constant renovations, it's only a matter of time before the demon's growth exceeds what can be constructed and it breaks free to rampage across the land.
The Lauding Worm has a special reward for those who feed it best, realized only in the rare times it grows bored of gorging itself on the pride of others and seeks to enact its own ambitions. Taking the guise of a mortal necromancer it raises it's favoured hosts from their graves and turns their talents towards Conquest.
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Thought #240
Villain punched at Hero, who dodged it gracefully.
Hero ran away from them and froze. "He did not just do that to you." They yelled.
Villain looked at them confused. "Who-"
"No." They yelled, throwing up their hands. "What a bastard."
Villain walked up to them. "Are you talking about me?"
Hero waved them off. "Girl, get out of that relationship. He doesn't deserve you."
They threw up their hands again. "I have some stupid thing right now, but I will be over after this."
Villain pointed to themselves. Hero nodded and waved them off.
"You better have broken up with him by the time I get there." Hero nodded. "Yes, I'll grab ice cream."
Hero said goodbye and turned to Villain. "Can we hurry this up. I've got a friend in crisis."
"What did he do to her?"
Hero rolled their eyes. "He cheated. Multiple times."
"Oh hell no. Let's go help her out of this relationship. You get the ice cream. I'll get the wine."
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flowersforfrancis · 8 months
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"Vanitas Still Life with a Skull…", Cornelis Van Der Meulen, (1688).
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