#rated e for everyone

[pango-doots]

yeah

#I made this in like 5 minutes sry if it's messy lol #sasha is 100% a cardgame enjoyer #I'm not a trans raz truther personally but ik it's a popular hc (extremely valid) and he fit best >:) #happy pride #psychonauts #sasha nein #meme #silly tag #a pango original #doot.jpg #rated e for everyone

[shinigami-striker]

The Murder of Sonic (1 Year Ago...) | Sunday, 03.31.24

One year ago, Sega announced and released The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog exclusively on Steam (via Microsoft Windows) as an April's Fool joke before it's revealed to be official. Plus, it's free! It even reached over 1 million downloads worldwide!

#the murder of sonic the hedgehog #murder of sonic the hedgehog #steam games #steam #sega #sega sonic #april fool's #april fool's joke #a year ago #visual novel #rated e for everyone #sunday sunday sunday #free game #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #amy rose #knuckles the echidna #vector the crocodile #espio the chameleon #rouge the bat #shadow the hedgehog #blaze the cat #video game #video game characters #march #march 31 #march 2024 #murder mystery #barry the quokka

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

BEAT HIS ASS

#BARE HANDS #RATED E FOR EVERYONE #bsdrewatch2023

[cookieswithay]

🎄Christmas Rottmnt...headcanonsish!

(🎅Rated E for everyone!)

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• Leo, the snowman☃️

• "Okay, my little mistletoe~"

• Leo purred (with his usual charming smile.) He set his hands on the box. Sticking his fingers directly under the seams of the wrapping paper.

• "Let's see what you got me."

• With one motion, ALL the wrapping paper torn was off. Super confused and a little impressed, you looked too Donnie.

• "Leo has the "perfect" method to remove wrapping paper."

• He replied, deadpan. You snickered and looked back at your boyfriend, waiting for his reaction.

• He raised it up.

• "What's this?"

• He asked, softly. You cleared your throat. Time for the present's dramatic origin story! You sat down next to him.

• "I noticed whenever you post your "champion" pictures on Tok Tik, you only have shades and a robe hanging off of you."

• You looked down and tugged a loose thread out of your jeans.

• "So, I bought you a crown."

• "It'll look nice on you."

• ...That didn't sound nearly as powerful as it did in your head.

• Leo closed his mouth and put the his crown back in the box. He just stared at with a neutral expression. You looked around.

• "...Do you like it-?"

• The moment those words left your mouth, you were smooched and spun around in the air.

• "Oh my gosh! You are so thoughtful!"

• Leo shouted, still spinning you. You said a dizzy "yer welcome" and he finally stopped.

• "Hold on, I got the perfect thing."

• He said. He rummaged through his jean pockets. And out came the pinnacle of Christmas traditions.

• "Mistletoe~"

• Your cheeks burned. He's not gonna set you free in awhile.

🎄

• Donnie claus🎅

• "You're my secret Santa, right?"

• Donnie asked. You nodded quickly. That was his, alright. You made the "go on" motion. Normally, you're not one to rush, but you were dying to see his reaction. Noticing your eagerness, he snickered and slowly peeled the wrapping paper away.

• He looked closer.

• "Lou jitsu: the video game?"

• You slid next to him, bumping his shoulder.

• "Uh-huh. But unlike the original that only pixels, this is remastered."

• You replied, rolling the R. Noticing all the brothers looked puzzled, you decided to go with the simple yet awesome explanation. You stood up.

• "Let's just say I persuaded Jace into remaking the game this Christmas."

• You said with a smug smile. Obviously, you let your fist do the talking. You're real, like that. Donnie shot up next to you.

• "You shook down the purple dragons for me?"

• You nodded.

• "Even got 'im add to a dlc."

• "Plot written by me, of course."

• D took a breath, kissed you on the cheek, and headed towards the bathroom.

• "Where are you going?"

• Mikey asked. (Already tearing into his present.)

• "Too much eggnog."

• Donnie said, tearfully.

🎄

• Mikey, the red nosed reindeer🦌

• "Wow...it's so big!"

• Mikey laughed. He shook the box around. Which was bad for the gift.

• "Is it just one thing or a bunch of doohickeys?"

• You clamped your hands over his, your chest on his shell.

• "Just open it and find out."

• You said calmly, hiding your nervousness well. He nodded and got to shredding. He was gobsmacked when he saw the shinier box underneath.

• "Oh. Me. Gosh."

• "The Jupiter Jim super awesome fan box!?"

• You nodded, a little smile on your face. You gifted all the boys (and Splinter) Jupiter Jim stuff, but...your boyfriend got the best one.

• "Aw, what?"

• Leo whined in the background. You weren't sure why he was pouting. You got him the BIG set of JJ posters.

• "Posters, stickers, comic books,"

• "Ah! It's got everything!"

• Mikey looked at you with a HUGE smile. You suddenly lost your footing and was pulled into a very tight hug.

• "You're the nicest, sweetest, nicest, person ever."

• He gushed into your shoulder. You kissed him on the cheek and then realized your leg kinda hurts...Did this boy trip you?

🎄

• Raph Frost❄

• "Can I take off the blindfold now?"

• Raph asked, reaching for it. You answered with a sharp 'no' and he totally stopped. He was pretty confused since wrapping paper is enough to cover a gift. Why all the secrecy? After some scuffling and scolding Splinter for trying to "taste test" the gift, you put your hand on Raph's.

• "Okay...you can take it off now."

• You said, quietly. He snatched the 'fold off and looked down. His mouth instantly watered.

• "You made me a cake!?"

• You nodded, getting shy. You wiped your hands wiped on your apron.

• "Funds were kinda low this year, so I could only make you somethi-"

• Raph pulled you close.

• (With one hand, mind you.)

• "Are you kidding? I can't wait to eat this circle of festive goodness!"

• "Donnie grab the plates!"

• You felt, lowkey overwhelmed. You were expecting an awkward 'thank you' and the silent treatment. But...he's super happy. About an edible gift!?

• "You're okay with gift you can only have today!?"

• You asked, still squished against his plastron.

• "Of course, I got it from you after all."

• That one sentence...melted your frozen heart. Why is he the absolute sweetest?...But, it's just for today though! You sighed and laid into on his front shell.

• "Merry Christmas, ya dork."

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Merry Christmas! This was a last minute post, but I'm glad I did it. Did you notice the difference of each reader? I hope so. Please be merry and reblog! That would make me happy. Stay warm today everyone🥰

(Reblog list: @usoppsstar, @takibikaen, @futuristicmage, @whattraintracks, @cottoncandyclown123,)

(Most of those people are the ones who read part 2 and 1 of Donnie 0 recently. Sorry if I missed you. Merry Christmas!)

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#merry christmas #merry xmas #rottmnt #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt x reader #rated e for everyone #cakes #crowns #video games #fan book #jupiter jim #lou jitsu #different readers #i love them so much #have a good Christmas #please reblog #love u all

[queerdagny]

Love the little Game Over PowerPoint post. Also with that it reminds me from hearing when a former HeR member actually talked about the elevator death. That they could NOT do something like that now and how that very "SPLAT" sound would bump the rating up to a T at least. That is just interesting thought and how the games have changed over time.

As it should honestly. I watched a video to get the screenshot and just…… What the fuck

#rated e for everyone #tot #asks #nintendofan4ever

[callmearcturus]

This game is just good not great, but I will never ever EVER forget it. Picture this, I'm old as hell and on my deathbed, the light in my eyes is growing dim, and all my family and friends are gathered around me to share my last moments on earth:

"Come quick everyone, it's almost time! Grampa wants to say something. What is it, grampa? Go on, take your time..."

Me: "...so what was going on with Illusion of Gaia, anyway? There's a part where one of your friends just turns into a sea monster, and he's like bye now, I'm off to be a sea monster. You meet a bunch of starving people and your pet pig suddenly gains sentience and decides to throw itself on a bonfire so they can eat him. His name is Hamlet, and one of the characters says "to eat or not to eat" while he's watching this beloved pig of theirs roast to death. There's a minor antagonist you never meet until the end, and when he tries to fuck with you, you burn him alive. You spend a good minute and a half watching this guy crawl toward you in agony as the fire just renders him down to a pile of ash and boiling body fat. I mean, what the fuck?"

And then I die.

- the top review of Illusion of Gaia on Backlogged

#THE SEQUENCE WHERE THE GUY BURNS TO DEATH WHILE CRAWLING TOWARDS YOU #LASTS A GOOD FUCKING FORTY SECONDS #WHAT TF WAS THAT #rated e for everyone #cw gore #I guess????? #I played this game in fucking third or fourth grade #why was that allowed lmao

[hybridempress]

Eden's Blue

Rating: Explicit Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley can't separate themselves from humanity any more than they can separate themselves from each other. They shared meals together, they danced together, they went on vacations together, they slept in the same bed together, they kissed each other. Every form of human intimacy they have learned together, and they practiced it devoutly. It stands to reason, then, Aziraphale thinks, that they would probably enjoy having sex together as well, though his invitation takes Crowley by surprise. Author's Notes: Hey guys good omens season 2 hit me like a truck and completely demolished my previous 5-year-long special interest in my hero academia sooooooooooooo please expect to see a LOT more good omens fic from me in the very near future. I am autistic and I am enjoying this gay bible fanfiction more than I've ever enjoyed anything in my entire life basically Anyways, I love this idea that Aziraphale and Crowley have been learning to be human for 6,000 years and at the same time they've also been learning to love each other, and their love for humanity is inextricably linked to their love for each other, and human intimacy in all of its forms are very dear to Aziraphale and Crowley. Sex is just something that is so religiously loaded that Aziraphale hasn't attempted to touch it with a ten-foot-pole until now, and Crowley has been so down bad for 6 millennia that he just literally couldn't fuck anyone else. Jess and I talked a lot about the idea that Aziraphale suggests trying it because he knows how much humans enjoy it and he just thinks it would be a fun time for him and Crowley, but Crowley is so nervous and embarrassed and also super super emotional because he has actually wanted to have sex with Aziraphale for so long...(continued on AO3)

Read it on AO3

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#good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #em rose.txt #em rose.doc #rated e for everyone #yurrrrrr

[ferahntics]

Slaps roof of Kirby OC

This bad borb can fit so much trauma.

#im looking at quiver and prisma and comet and nimbus and many more that my brain fails to recall this second #and others too that are non-puffballs #and then there's characters like spectra that *cause* the trauma #kirby is a family game they said #its kid friendly they said #rated e for everyone #I WOULD make edits and put the character images on the meme format but idk how people feel so imma play it safe skdjgh

[edynsgardensnake]

looking forward to meeting more people who understand trauma is a real generational thing that needs to be talked about and not a millenial buzzword

#neurodivergent #autism #TRAUMA #Rated E for everyone #just cptsd things #late diagnosed autistic #high masking

[aditheursula]

Oh, the hands of Athena?!?

Those hands are Rated O for Ολοι.

#Athena #greek goddesses #ancient greece #let's go mother #Greek #rated e for everyone #greek goddess of wisdom and warfare #let's fucking go #catch those hands

[pango-doots]

buddy in my groupchat shared this meme and I had to chime in with my blorbos

they hate each other

#may and mu would probably get along fairly well but cal is having the worst ride of his life #okay maybe second worst. you know #fanart #psychonauts #a hat in time #no straight roads #meme #a pango original #pango doods #doot.jpg #rated e for everyone

[94z-93]

Dumdass (Jimin X Reader)

I promise I'm going to try to post regularly. Maybe every Thursday.

Warnings: None. A little fluff and angst if anything.

The bass flowed through the wood floors of the home. On each down beat, the people in the home could feel the pulse in their feet as they danced to the rhythm. This was only your second house party as a college junior, and just like the first time you could tell right off the bat that this was not your element. The same could not be said of your two best friends.

Jimin and Taehyung both attended the same performing arts high school as you—all for different disciplines, of course. Where Jimin exceled in dance, Taehyung was an expert singer, and you were a great composer with your primary instrument being the piano. During freshman year your high school had believed that it would be good to mesh people from different departments together for the year-end final.

Three months later, after creating an original song with lyrics and a dance routine that encompassed all of your strengths, the three of you had become close friends, and every year after you worked together on the year-end project. Several years later you were inseparable, all attending S University working towards Bachelor degrees in the fine arts.

Now, standing in the darkest corner of the room, you sipped not too slowly on a fruity drink that you were 95% sure someone spiked. This was only after you started to notice that you could barely make out the separate bodies on the dance floor. Correction, you could make out one body, actually. What that person was doing (pressing his body tighter against a smaller girl as she grinded back to the beat) was enough to make you down your drink faster.

“If you’re so upset, why don’t you tell him how you feel?” a voice asked in your ear, deep, soothing, and so obviously Taehyung’s. You jumped slightly at the sudden voice even though you did recognize who it was (damn liquor made you do weird things once it finally caught up with you), and he chuckled lightly, pulling you closer by the shoulder.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Taehyungie.” You leaned your head back on his shoulder, shaking your empty cup in hopes that more woud appear. Damn Taehyung and his perceptive abilities. You could never really keep a lie from him, but you didn’t plan on telling him anytime soon about the small, maybe-crush on your other best friend. “Besides.”

“’Sides, what? Why can’t you talk to him; he’s your friend.”

“But I don’t just want to be friends,” well there goes your secret. (Damn alcoholic beverage. Damn fucking party.) You might as well finish now. “I want to be out there dancing with him. I want to go home with him at the end of the night. Taehyungie, I want to love him. Is that too much to ask for?”

“’Course not,” Your best friend kissed your temple, hugging you closer to his chest. You turned your face to nuzzle into his chest. You were just ready to go home before a flood of tears overtook your face, so you tell him. “Okay, just stay right here.”

You nod and lean back against the wall, no longer having the strength to keep yourself up on your own and hold back tears.

“___?” a voice called you back to your (terribly, horribly, drunk) senses. Another voice that, even drunk off your feet, you could make out in the darkness after three years of constantly talking to each other. “___, are you okay? Taehyung said you weren’t feeling well.”

“Jiminie, I’m drunk,” you whined, reaching a hand out in front of yourself to try to catch a hold of the muscle shirt he had on, your hand sliding down his chest and failing to grip the material and landing lower. Your fingers grip hold of his low-riding jeans, the very edge of your wrist bumping against his crotch.

It might not have been much of a touch, but it was enough to make Jimin to gasp at the feeling, startling you and sending you falling back into the wall. You slumped down the wall, hoping for the wall to swallow you up. No such luck, of course, though you continued to slide down the wall slowly causing Jimin to swoop in and lift you back into a semi-standing position, most of your weight leaning into his right side.

Somehow, the two of you made it out of the house without too much trouble. You did try to move away from Jimin to show him that you could walk on your own, but that did nothing but cause you to tumble into a group of boys. (You’re positive one of them tried to feel you up, and had you been a little less drunk you might have turned around and smacked him one good time.) After that, Jimin didn’t let either of his hands off of you until the two of you made it to a bench back on campus.

“Are you feeling a little better? Do you need to throw up,” Jimin said standing over you, worrying his bottom lip. It would have been cute had your head not been spinning and you could properly see the short boy. “Why would you even get this drunk? I knew we shouldn’t have brought you here, but ‘no’, Taehyung said. ‘It’ll be good for you.’ If he wasn’t going to watch out for you why would he even drag you along?”

You wanted to laugh at the boy. Giggle at his pacing back and forth, but that would probably just make him more frustrated, so you tried to defuse the situation before Taehyung ended up on the missing persons list.

“I had a lot of things on my mind,” you shrugged. “I wasn’t watching how much I was drinking. Don’t kill Taehyungie for that.”

“What could you possibly be thinking about that would make you drink so much?” Jimin asked, taking a seat next to you. Biting your lip, you tried to think of a way out of the situation you just put yourself in. If Taehyung could tell when you’re lying, Jimin wouldn’t rest until he found out some kind of truth.

“How do you,” you paused, putting your words together. “When you like someone, what do you do, Jimin? Like do you tell them or wait until they tell you? I’m confused about what I should do.”

Jimin sat quietly for a while looking at his hands and you just wanted to reach out for them. To hold them in your hands, kiss the palms, and slip your fingers in between them for as long as you can. Just as you were trying to figure out if doing all of those things could be considered platonic, Jimin let out a loud sigh.

“Personally, when I like someone I don’t say anything until I’m sure they like me back. It’s really hard ‘cause sometimes they’re really confusing. Flirting with me and stuff, you know, but other times I can see that they are the same way with other people. Sometimes even nicer and touchy with them, and, believe it or not, I get jealous. Like, I know the person is great, and would make a good partner for the person I like, but I just-"

Jimin paused looking confused about what to say next, until he turns towards you, face set in a form of determination you had never seen before. “___, take it from me. Do it. Just tell Tae how you feel. He’s a great guy, you know that, and you shouldn’t let your fears hold you back. If not for yourself, then for me. I rather you be with someone like Tae if I can’t be with you.”

Your head tilted to the left trying to understand the words that came out of your friend’s mouth but you were stuck on the first few sentences. “Tae?”

“Yes, Tae. You don’t have to hide it anymore. I know you like Taehyung.”

“Jimin are you stupid,” you said in a monotone voice. “I like you, dumbass.”

#writblr #Rated E for everyone #taehyung #jimin #bts fluff #bts senarios #fluff #bts x reader #bangtan #bts angst #bts fanfction #kpop fanfiction #fanfic #gender neutral y/n

[apnourry]

everyone say hi to maya, the most demanding little gremlin that bites fingers

#rated e for everyone #in this house we love maya #cats #the cutest #she do be yelling though #like screaming at me #for food #EVERY DAMN TIME #anyway #cutie #she was begging here #i love cats #ugh #later taters #Emmie posts not a selfie?????

[cookieswithay]

It's getting HOT, y'all!☀️

Seriously, it is. Anyway bust out the sunscreen and popsicles! Summers coming in hot! 😎🍦☀️

(Also, putting Ichihime in a different game, dunno if I'll keep doing it though...also forgive Ichigo's hair. No spiky hair😅)

#bleach #ichigo kurosaki #lovely doll #orihime inoue #uryu ishida #bleach chad #summer #getting hot #ice crean #popcicle #cute #gotta post more #wish i added more characters #more bleach still soon #rated e for everyone #i love them so much #love you all #have an amazing day #happy saturday

[eugenesisland]

#2nd amendment #rated E for everyone

[darthgayyder]

Playing the battle network legacy collection and it’s wild how many plot points in these games are shamelessly just “time to murder as many people as possible.”

#Rated E for Everyone #MMBN #Megaman Battle Network