#religion jokes

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

My Therapist:

Dickless zombie Jesus isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Dickless zombie Jesus:

#art #religion #jesus #religion jokes #zombie jesus

[grandmoments]

Inside Job

#inside job #pope #talked to god #vip heaven #religion memes #religion jokes #shitty heaven #funny #comedy #hilarious #humor #gif #gifset #animation #cartoon #2d #tv show #tv shows #tv series

[chaoticallyqueergod]

If god takes a massive deuce, would it be a holy shit?

#tumblr memes #i swear this is a joke #joke post #this is a joke #religion jokes #holy shit #stupid shit #would that mean jesusxreader fanfics are holy fucks?

[monk-of-mystery]

Nietzsche: I still can't believe he's dead

God from the other room: would you STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD

Nietzsche: Sometimes it's like I can still hear his voice

#religion jokes #philosopy #philosophy jokes

[cormancatacombs]

The only upside of Christmas creep is knowing how much the Puritans would be LIVID to see the one holiday they invented getting overshadowed every year by Papist Pagan Pageantry ☺️

#thanksgiving #fuck thanksgiving #christmas #christmas creep #fuck puritans #november #funny #lol #holiday season #the holidays #holidays #puritans #pilgrims #history #pagan #catholic #protestant #religion jokes #fuck colonizers #fuck colonialism

[abs0luteb4stard]

🔷️ W A T C H I N G 🔷️

#DAVE ATTELL #DAVE ATTELL HOT CROSS BUNS #2024 #American culture #current events #everyday life jokes #drug jokes #self-deprecation #sex jokes #religion jokes #dity jokes #raunchy jokes #WATCHING

[sharkpawsoup]

i personally believe that, out of all the religions, scientology is the one most likely to be real. not because it makes sense or anything, i just believe that god heard about it and was like “lol yeah lets do that instead” because it’s funny

#scientology #religion jokes #god commits to the bit

[icy-hot-slut]

“I’m doing the lords work!”

Yeah? Then why are you here and not building tables

#shitpost #shitposting #dank meme #dank memes #meme #memes #religion jokes #i am not religious #I just happen to know the lore better than most actual religious people

[silvershewolf247]

Getting real Protestant vibes in the episode tonight

#religion jokes #chucky series spoilers

[dannydanoninoo]

He did fell first

BUT OH MY FUCKING GOD HE FELL HARDER TOO

#the owl house #toh #toh storyboards #THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD #also the confirmation that ship was set on stone since the beggining #CHEERS TO ALL OF US HUNTLOSERS THAT DECIDED TO BELIEVE #they called me crazy #well jokes on them my boy was fell for this amazing and strong witch since day one thank you Godess #huntlow #willow park #hunter toh #huntlosering is my religion in case you didn’t notcie #hunts your lows #huntlow brainrot #wintery junk

[hellspawnmotel]

noelle sweep

#first two are from a while ago but the others are from the last few days #cuz like. god damn #deltarune #noelle holiday #chara dreemurr #spamton #gaster #pipis #spamton sweepstakes #religion / #ftr i know 'noelle is spamtons mother' was debunked real quick. didnt rly believe it in the first place either #but i made a joke about uh. That. on twitter and like 200 people asked me to draw it anyway #and who am i to refuse #art tag

[pinoytiktok]

(support the original tiktok: @/motnotnab!)

#@motnotnab #filipino humor #filipino jokes #filipino tiktok #funny #filipino comedy #tiktok repost #c: religion #c: church #c: catholicism

[dad-galaxy]

🐊🦩

#dofuwani #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #monkey d. luffy #okay inside joke but if one of my b0bad1n followers likes dofuwani. These two idiots are reading a certain tin can helmets fanfic (?) #because im old and do I still rp with my gf and sometimes I draw the scenes and we were joking about ...so what its doffy reading? #“well dear hes reading this book about a knight in his personal exploration about religion. sexuality. beliefs. concepts of love. family...” #my gf inmediate response: HES READING[...] Gf again: of course he's not reading it completely for the story he's reading for the sexy parts #hatta art #my art

[monk-of-mystery]

Noah: If you're capable of flooding an entire planet, can't you just put some kind of protective dome over us until it's over?

God: What the fuck did you just say to me?

Noah: Nothing, big boat, got it. Going to go build the big boat now. Absolutely love the boat idea.

#religion jokes #funny #jokes #humor #lol #haha

[dragonroilz]

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #fallen angel #i want to make a certain joke about snipping and religion but im too afraid of the wrath of god to make it #also god damn it i hate drawing wings so much #the feathers take forever to draw #my art

[heresylog]

Rosary-Wearing Alignment Chart

Lawful Good: The Hip

Neutral Good: Only in hands during use

Chaotic Good: Always on the Hand

Lawful Neutral: Rosary Necklace

True Neutral: Never Worn

Chaotic Neutral: Rosary Ring as Necklace

Lawful Evil: Worn like body jewelry

Neutral Evil: Hat Rosary

Chaotic Evil: Worn on the ankle

#Catholic #Christianity #religion #body jewelry #jokes #alignment chart #rosary #rosaries #long post