#rhodey incorrect quotes

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Pepper: why are you following me?

Tony: because we’re dating now

Pepper: okay… what about Rhodey?

Tony: we’re a package deal

Rhodey: buy one idiot, get one free

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[emmedoesntdomath]

tony, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest rhodes

rhodey, glancing up: yes?

tony, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest platypus, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose. 

rhodey, turning to tony’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???

pepper, tony’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over

tony, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-

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[taylorkellyreporting]

rhodey: how many kids do you have?

tony: biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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[funkylittlebidiot]

Rhodey: what's got the 9yo so pissy?

Tony: We won't allow Harley into the lab.

Rhodey: Okay... Tony: he's trying to help NASA land on Mars. Rhodey:

Tony, rolling his eyes: he's just doing it out of spite

Stephen: Usually we'd encourage that kind of behavior but he's getting whiny about it

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[lesbian-deadpool]

Tony: My modus operandi is, "dial up the awesome, and break the knob off".

Y/N: I hope you know you're turning into a cringe dad.

Tony: It is my final form.

Rhodey: No, your final form is 'old man who blows shit up in his garage for fun'.

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: Don't tell the others but Peter's my favourite avenger

Rhodey: yeah... we already know Tones

Tony: what!? How!?

Rhodey: You know his order by heart for every restaurant we've ever gotten friday to order at, you always give him the last piece of everything, you always let him pick the movie and he lives in your penthouse.

Tony: ...so?

Rhodey: Literally just yesterday, you threatened to kill Sam because he called Peter Underoos

Tony: WELL THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM!

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[aintinacage]

There’s an idiot in the landing zone.

William Shakespeare’s Avengers (Part 47/?)

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[animealways]

black eye

rhodey: who did you piss off this time tony with a blackeye: i didn't do anything rhodey: uh huh tony: i'm serious my kid did this! yesterday

y/n and tony watching coraline, other mother turn into her weird monster form y/n jumps up and headbumps tony: ahhhhhhhh!

rhodey: hahahahha tony: oh shut up

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[avengersnonsexualageplay]

Tony: *playing a word guessing game on the same team as Pepper*

Pepper: *pulls a card* Oh, this is something you call Rhodey.

Tony: Daddy?

Pepper: No, in public!

Tony: *more confidently* Daddy. Honeybear. Sour Patch? Platypus!

Pepper: Yup, that one! *high fives Tony as she goes back to sit down*

Rhodey: *not even phased, still sitting with Tony in between his legs on the couch*

Clint: Wow. Really just comin out to say things today, huh?

Steve: Idk daddy used to be something you’d call your boyfriend when I was younger.

Bucky: He tells himself that but I was never calling him daddy, if you know what I mean.

Clint: Amazing. Everyone in this team is a freak. Love that for us.

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[strangeironaf]

Tony: Stephen won’t wake up, what do I do?

Rhodey: Did you try kicking him?

Tony: Yes.

Rhodey: I’m out of ideas.

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[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Rhodey: Hey, what have you two been doing? Tony: we were helping Steve with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it "inappropriate". Clint: How is “Nice ass, Buck” inappropriate?

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[jonasdirection101]

Tony: “Like I said, we need some more help. Maybe I should call my friends.”

Rhodey: “Your what?”

Tony: “My friends.”

Rhodey: “Is he saying friends?”

Pepper: “I think he’s being sarcastic.”

Stephen: “No, no, no. This is delirious. He’s cracked from being awake all night.”

Rhodey: “Hey, Tony! All your friends are in this room.”

Tony: “I have other friends. You all told me to make new friends, i made new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.”

Pepper, smiling: “That’s so great! I can’t wait to meet them!”

Stephen, smiling: “Tony, you listened to us! I’m so proud of you!”

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[aurumacadicus]

*phone rings* Tony: Hello? Steve: Yeah, hi, is this Tony? Tony: Rhodey? Steve: No, this is Captain America. Tony: Oh! It's Captain America! Yeah, you're hilarious, Rhodey, you're just a regular riot. Steve: No, this isn't Rhodey, this is Captain America. Tony: Oh! Well, I'm glad you called, because I forgot to tell you today what a nice ass you have. I'm also impressed you were able to get my phone number given the fact that I don't have a phone. Good night, Rhodey. Steve: Uh, this isn't Rhodey-- Tony: *hangs up* Steve: *sigh* This used to be easier.

#incorrect quotes #stony #original: the american president #rhodey later in tears: my captain america impression isn't THAT GOOD

[sunnysideprincess]

Sam: You know how some people read the warning signs and turn the other way around? Yeah, Bucky would read the sign, laugh at it and then walk right smack into it.

Rhodey: Funny. I'd say the same thing about Tony.

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter:  What if after you die you get stats

Steve: What do you mean?

Peter:  like... 241,000 words said

Harley: 1.2 push ups done

Peter: 10,000 hours spent crying

Nat: 118 people killed

Avengers: ...

Rhodey: 0 hours spent in therapy

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[headcanonthings]

Tony: *wakes up in medical* Steve: Welcome back, Tony. Clint: I wouldn't look in the mirror if I were you. Your face ..... Tony: WHAT? Give me the mirror! Natasha: Tony, the doctors did everything they could have...... Tony: *taking a peek in the mirror, nothing is wrong with his face* Rhodey: Unfortunately there was no way of fixing it. Tony: Et tu, platypus?

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