Percy Jackson in Son of Neptune with no memories is the most underrated Percy Jackson humor ever
Percy “I strangled a sea monster two days ago” Jackson
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Juno: you could go under the sea and save yourself, or you could carry me into a camp full of people who will probably kill you, and you might get your memory back. You will also give up the Mark of Achilles, and probably feel the worst pain you’ve ever felt.
Percy: ….
Percy: Is Annabeth over there?
Juno: …..possibly
Percy: Okay, I’ll carry you
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Frank: We’re almost there!
Percy: Almost where?
Juno: All roads lead there, child. You should know that.
Percy: Detention?
Juno: ……Rome, child, Rome
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Juno: This is the little Tiber, it washes away all Greek blessings
Percy: I won’t have iron skin anymore?
Juno: Correct, safety, or future pain and possibility?
Percy’s brain: Annabeth could be over there
Percy: Imma go
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Camp Jupiter: OMG ITS JUNO EVERYBODY BOW DOWN
Percy: Hey lady, can I have my life back now?
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“They’re staring at me, that ghost kid called me Greggus. My name isn’t Greg.”
-Perseus Jackson, son of Poseidon
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“Yeah,” Percy said. “I’ve been told that I smell.”
Reyna almost cracked a smile, which gave Percy hope. Maybe she was human after all.
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Percy: what the-
Hazel: elephant
Percy: why?
Hazel: if we don’t include Hannibal in war games he’ll be upset
Percy: we can’t have that
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Percy: *sees Jupiters statue*
Percy: Zeus’s master bolt doesn’t look like that
Hazel: What are you talking about?
Percy: …nevermind
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Reyna: ROMANS! Two Gorgons were swept into the river by this newcomer, Percy Jackson. Juno herself guided him here, and proclaimed him a son of Neptune.
Percy: Hi
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Percy with no memory: *drinks blue soda*
Hazel: *confused*
Percy with no memory: This makes me happy. I don’t why, but it does.
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MARS: Death loses its hold. This is only the beginning
Scipio: *rears head and almost throws Reyna*
Percy, very displeased: I know that voice 🙄
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Mars: *appears*
Campers: *kneel in awe*
Percy: What do you want?
Campers: *gasp*
Frank: *internally panics*
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Mars: Insolent boy, You will serve me
Percy: Not likely
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Frank *silently mouthing*: Can your sword do Grenade form?
Percy *silently mouthing*: No, shut up
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Giant: You will be my pawn
Percy didn’t play chess, but he was pretty sure that being a pawn was bad. They died a lot.
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