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Me-*explaining my crush on Vox to A* A-*Turns to the big screen in front of the class* A- tell me... When you look at the screen, do you have to resist the urge to kiss it? Me-*Explaining to E my crush on Vox and Alastor* (A random day) E-... you simp for a Pepsi-Coke ship! Me-*explaining to AM my crush on Lucifer* AM- If the devil came to your doorstep, you'd be happy, wouldn't you?
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stalinslastsoldier · 7 months
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chryssikyu · 13 days
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Rafayel: I beg your pardon.
Zayne: Then beg.
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antikristrecipes · 2 years
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Roasted herby potatoes with Burrata
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jaxattacksblog · 4 months
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maihonhassan · 1 month
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I can't believe i finally said my parents, "mujhe bahir ki duniya dekhni hai, doston ke saath ghumana hai, ghar se bahir nikalna hai." and they said, "nikal jaa hamare ghar se."
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itsapmseymour · 1 year
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soundsofastar · 8 months
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don’t cry ok. Almost every vegetable known to man can be enjoyed roasted
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beyondbirthdayzzz · 2 months
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Times Light Yagami made ryuk feel like a dumbass (the final one's a bonus, where a random shinigami roasted ryuk)
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caramelmacchiato07 · 5 months
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need some aloe for that burn?
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lorcandidlucienwill · 6 months
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“Care to join?” Cassian purred. Nesta said, “It doesn’t look like you’re exercising anything other than your mouths.” Cassian extended a wrapped hand, his fingers curling in a come-hither motion. “Scared?” I wisely kept my mouth shut as Nesta stepped from the open doorway into the blinding light of the courtyard. “Why should I be scared of an oversized bat who likes to throw temper tantrums?”
💀NAAAAAAAA NESTA DESTROYED HIM. ATE HIM UP. LEFT NO CRUMBS. HOW DID I NOT REMEMBER THIS 😭😭😭😭😭
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fullcravings · 1 year
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Roasted Hazelnut Coffee
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the-political-one · 2 months
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Forget a burn, that’s an incineration right there.
For real though, the op unironically tweeted that, with that haircut? Bro has the fuckin a^2+b^2=c^2 haircut 💀 My dude’s about to go teach SohCahToa
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🗣️get his arse Deadshot 🗣️
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