Peter: Down with the One-Percent!
Peter: Oh, no, not you guys! I mean the last percentage of this guy’s health bar! *keysmashes*
In 11 years, we didn’t get a single “I love you” from either of them. They married and had their child off screen. They kissed less times than I have fingers on one hand. They had no happy ending after proving they were the one true and solid relationship among the chaos. I will be bitter about all of these things until I breathe my last.
Avengers: Age of Ultron • Director Joss Whedon
I’ve been on a downward spiral of feeling low again lately so I had a treat day.
[Bucky storms into the room looking for Tony and Strange]
Bucky: Hey! Mr. Sorcerer guy! Get your hands off my fella!
Quill: Ouch! Dude, you spilled my drink!
Bucky: He’s my boyfriend. [sees that its not Tony] No, he is not. Who are you?
Tony: Buckaroo, you attacked the wrong Stranger-Danger in a jealous rage. He’s over here.
[Bucky turns to see Tony with Strange]
Strange: Hey, how’s it going? Should I put my drink down?
Bucky: Ah, no I’ve embarrassed myself enough.
Scott Evans and Scarlett Johansson at the Age of Ultron premiere in London 21/04/2015
Bonus: RDJ and Chris Evans in the background
So I saw Dolittle. And I really loved it? Like, it was just a cute, funny movie. Clean. Happy ending. Great cast. Why can’t we have more of that?
It runs in the family. The Odinsons invented bondage kink