Just finished watching the last episode of The Sandman and there's NO RATIONAL EXPLANATION to why Boyd Holbrook doesn't have a huge fandom,,, guuuuuys,,, have you seen him??? have you heard him talkin??? hello??? I DON'T GET IT
A/N: A little crossover to shake off the cobwebs. Hopefully written in such a way that fans of both shows should be able to get something out of it. Especially if they are horny...
CW: This fic is short, smutty and very very dark. Read the tags, you little buggers. 😈😈
Summary if you’re a Sandman fan: While searching for Rose Walker, Corinthian becomes distracted by her eccentric roommate.
Summary if you’re a TUA fan: Klaus plays host to a mysterious stranger… and gets railed to within an inch of his life.
If you’re a fan of both: Well, today is your lucky day.
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Snippet: The man who swings the door open is tall and slender, painfully pretty, with a head of jaw-length dark curls which poke out from beneath a turban formed in grubby pink velvet.
His robe - a silk kimono decorated with an explosion of exotic birds in blues and reds and yellows - is untied, allowed to fall open somewhat lewdly or perhaps merely carelessly.
Beneath, the man’s skin is tanned - almost olive - pristine apart from a single dark mole orbiting the man’s right nipple and a large tattoo across his stomach - something intricate and religious, peppered with text in Thai that isn’t quite legible from this angle.
The rest of the man’s outfit consists only of a set of military dogtags and a small pair of black leather briefs with a lace-up detail over the crotch, accompanied by a pair of worn rubber flip-flops.
This man is, by far, one of the strangest creatures he’s ever seen, which is really saying something.
The man squints. A cigarette dangles from the guy’s mouth, bobbing as he speaks. “Sorry, darling, we’ve already found God here. Moody little madam, she is. Maybe try next door.”
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