Tony: *looks at watch* I have a meeting in two minutes
Rhodey: …What are you waiting for?
Tony: The motivation
i swear to god, rdj without a goatee still throws me off so much. like who is this???? i don’t know who this man is, i mean he could be walking down the street i wouldn’t- i wouldn’t know a thing. like tonky stank is that you????
Steve: [about Tony] I married him for his looks but not the one he gives when he’s irritated at me.
Peter: but no mr Stark I wasn’t injured
Peter: I was lightly stabbed
Sebastian Stan: My Chocolatechino!
Anthony Mackie: My sexyseabass!
Robert Downey Jr.: Hey dorito!
Chris Evans: *loss of words* *blushing* *love eyes*
OMG I love that! So true.
Favorite Tony Stark memes (Part 1)