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juanarc-thethird · 1 year

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My wife will help me... right?

Atlas Jail

Jacques: *Inside his cell* *Angry* This is a big mistake! I shouldn't be here!!

Guard: Dude, I'm just doing my job. If you have a complaint, just tell the General tomorrow when he talks to you.

Jacques: What?!

Guard: Sorry dude.

Jacques: At least I can make a call to my wife so she can call my lawyer.

Guard: *Sighs* Sure.

The guard handcuffs him, takes him out of the cell and escorts him to the nearest public phone.

Guard: You have ten minutes.

Jacques picks up the phone and begins to dial his wife's number.

Jacques: *Waiting for an answer* Come on Willow, pick up....

Meanwhile at the Schnee mansion.

*Ring!!! Ring!!!*

Willow: OOH, JAUNE!~💕

In Willow's bed, she is on top of Jaune, with her hands on his chest while he takes her by her hips and fucks her like a beast in heat.

Jaune: How's that? Fuck~

Willow: It feels so good! Keep hitting right there!~💕

Willow brings her face closer to him and kisses him with hunger for lust.

Willow: MMMH!💕

Jaune: Fuck! Willow! Here it comes!! My 10th load! Take it!!!!

Jaune tugs at her hips, and cum buckets deep inside her.

Willow: YESSS! FILL THIS LONELY MILF!!! YOU'RE AMAZING!!!💕

Back in Jail.

Jacques: *Impatient* Come on woman, answer the phone!!

Guard: Ok, times is up.

He grabs Jacques and starts moving him back to his cell.

Jacques: Wait! Please give me a little more time!! PLEASE!!

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planet-crait · 4 months

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For science. For those of you who have watched RWBY what are your opinions regarding Jacques Schnee?

#for science #RWBY #jacques schnee #RWBY Jacques

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waystobuild-blog · 2 years

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It's a pity Ironwood didn't come up with this play.

#rwby #rwby memes #rwby volume 8 #rwby ironwood #james ironwood #general ironwood #rwby jacques #Jacques schnee #rwby salem

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corvanid · 1 year

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Winter, introducing Cinder: Father, this is my partner Cinder.

Cinder, wearing a trans pin:

Jacques, looking disgusted: You'll never be a real man!

Cinder: Thanks!

Jacques: ???

#rwby cinder #cinder fall #rwby winter #winter schnee #cinwin #snowfall #rwby jacques #jacques schnee #rwby #tw transphobia #mtf cinder

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jedidragonwarriorqueen · 4 months

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#rwby #bumbleby #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #willow schnee #whitley schnee #nora valkyrie #cinder fall #winter schnee #may marigold #oscar pine #jacques schnee #rwby volume 8 #rwby v8 #my edit

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toaarcan · 3 months

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I got RWBY and the Atlas arc on the brain again and I just want to throw some more praise at CRWBY for how they used Jacques in this arc.

They prime us to hate his guts before we even meet him. Everything Weiss has told us about her home life, and everything Blake has said about the SDC indicates to the audience that Jacques is an abusive, controlling, racist shitheel. We know he's awful before we ever see him.

So in these scenes they set him against Ironwood, a character who we're familiar with and came across as dodgy but ultimately on the side of the angels in his past appearances. Ironwood is one of the only two people in all of V4 who is actually supportive of Weiss, and he stands up to the antagonist of her arc every time they interact.

And then we get to V7, and slowly, gradually, it becomes apparent that most of Jacques' interactions with Ironwood are a giant case of "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point." He's frequently right for the wrong reasons (I.E. calling out Jimmy for closing the borders, not because unity in the wake of the Fall of Beacon is important, but because it's hurting his profit margins), but he's consistently one of the characters who calls Ironwood out the most for his fascistic shit.

But because we know he's Jacques and he's awful (and he is awful, this is not a Jacques Schnee Defence Post), the writers are able to bury that a little until all the pieces fall into place in Volume 7.

I could probably write a full-on essay about how good Ironwood's descent into tyranny is, and the role that the villains play in it, because this show is so fucking good when the writers get to cook. Maybe I will at some point.

#RWBY #RWBY V7 #RWBY V4 #RWBY V8 #Jacques Schnee #James Ironwood

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fillmargarin · 5 months

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Weiss won

And not only figure skating competitions

#rwby #whiterose #white rose #ruby rose #weiss schnee #Fuck Jacques

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erros429 · 7 months

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been a hot second since i made one of these but here’s rwby textpost memes pt37!!!

#rwby #rwby textposts #rwby memes #emerald sustrai #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #jacques schnee #neopolitan #curious cat #ruby rose #weiss schnee #james ironwood

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arc-misadventures · 1 month

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Heavens Newest Angel

Nora: Why! (Sobbing uncontrollably)

Ren: Why must the good always die so young…?

Weiss: I’ll never get to hear him call me, Snow Angel again…

Oscar: Big bro…

Yang: My blond bro… he’s gone…

Blake: My threesome fantasies… They’re all over now… all over…

Ruby: (Sniff)

Ruby: I know… I know we are all saddened by the loss of our dear… dear friend, Jaune Arc. But, we should rejoice in the life he lived, and the actions he took within this life. His self sacrifice saved all of us. Saved the word! We should celebrate in his nobleness that he would do all these things to save us, and the world!

Ruby: We lost our golden haired angel, but heaven gained a new one! An angel that shines above all others! And, from up on high he is smiling at us, smiling at a job well done. He is smiling down upon us. He is smiling… s-smiling…

Ruby, then felt tears falling down uncontrollably down her face as her friends rushed over to console their grief stricken friend.

It was a sad day for them, one that they would all remember. But, they knew there was a new angel up above, smiling down on them.

And, that was all the comfort their grieving hearts needed.

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Meanwhile in hell.

~~~

The Gates of Hell blew open as an irate blond steps through.

Jaune: Haaaa…

Jaune:

WHERE THE FUCK IS, JACQUES SCHNEE?!!!

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I thought I already did something like this before.

But, apparently I did not.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #weiss schnee #nora valkyrie #lie ren #oscar pine #jacques schnee #Spotify

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hadesisqueer · 1 year

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Part II because istg this guy

#rwby #winter schnee #maria calavera #qrow branwen #salem rwby #cinder fall #emerald sustrai #jacques schnee #ozpin #may marigold

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magfairycircles · 25 days

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I don’t think it really hits everyone that Winter would have died in Winter v Ironwood if Penny didn’t sacrifice herself. Of course Penny didn’t know what was happening on Winter’s side but her sacrifice was the ONLY thing that gave Winter a leg up on Ironwood.

Ironwood trained Winter. He knew exactly how to defeat her once they started fighting because he TAUGHT HER HOW TO FIGHT. They weren’t equally matched. It was an unfair fight!

#rwby #winter schnee #james ironwood #they make me emotional #like 2010s black leggings listening to peak FOB emo #he was gonna off her the same way he did Jacques #v8 wrecked me #rwby v8

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juanarc-thethird · 1 year

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Oh Willow~💕

Jaune: *Walking around the Schnee mansion for the first time*

Jacques: Oh my god, who left this poor guy in my house?

Jaune: Excuse me?

Jacques: Why don't you do us all a favor and get the hell out of here.

Jaune: *Walks towards him*

Jacques: *Nervous* W-What?

Jaune: You have a nice mansion, what's your wife's name?

Jacques: What? Her name is Willow. Why do you care?

Jaune: Thanks. *Walk towards the second floor stairs*

Jacques: Where are you going?

Jaune: Oh Willow~💕! Do you want a new husband who is not a huge Dick?!

Jacques: Hey! Hang on a minute! Stay away from my wife!!!

#jaune #jaune arc #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #jacques #rwby jacques #rwby jacques schnee #jacques schnee #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby incorrect quotes

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inverseaxolotl · 9 months

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i hereby present, devoid of any context, a number of emotes i've drawn for my friend's discord server, to be freely distributed (christ)

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zexapher · 2 months

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A Schnee Knows to Make Wise Investments

And Weiss is more than happy to follow through. Happy birthday, Jaune!

That said, let’s be honest here, Klein was always Weiss’ true father figure. And then came Jaune. Jacques may have been Weiss’ father, but he certainly wasn’t her daddy. Weiss and Jaune have really come so far. Amazing that their relationship is really budding now, let alone that this is actually plausible dialogue.

This meme was inspired by and adapted from a post on reddit by u/MalloYallow and the subsequent comments by u/Akumu_Oukoku and u/WeakLandscape2595 which may be found here. Cheers to them for being such fun people!

I quite enjoyed putting together panel 3 for this one, especially redrawing Jaune’s arms after cutting Ren and Yang out of the image he came from. It really shows the progress I’m making in improving my editing, since it was so much quicker and easier than that time I redrew Jaune's arms for the Therapist Ozpin meme I made like 9 months ago.

Anyway, hope you all enjoy!

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #rwby memes #memes #rwby white knight #white knight #jaune arc x weiss schnee #rwby whiteknight #whiteknight #shipping #comics #weiss' daddy issues #klein sieben #jacques schnee

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freckled-lili · 5 months

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I was lookin' at this painting of a younger Jacques Schnee, mainly the pencil mustache, and thought, "Why does he look so familiar? I swear I've seen someone that looked kinda like him."